short Valentine Pick Up Lines

Hey, do you have a name, or can I just call you my valentine?

You’re the one! The one I want to eat chocolate heart candy with today.

Hey, didn’t we have class together? I swear we have chemistry.

Hey, do you have a couple of seconds for me to hit on you.

To spice things up with your other half

Short Valentine Pick Up Lines 2023
Short Valentine Pick Up Lines

Go out with me if I’m right, but today’s Valentine’s day isn’t it?

I don’t know if it’s just because of Valentine’s day or what, but you’re hotter than the bottom of my laptop!

Wait… If I’m gonna be alone on Valentine’s day, and you’re gonna be alone on Valentine’s day… Hmm, I wonder?

You know, I’ve always dreamed of spending the whole Valentine’s day out together with a complete stranger. Wanna be my stranger?

Most people find love on Valentine’s day but I found a genie and after we go out today I’ll have two more wishes.

Okay, are you going out with me or do I have to lie to my diary?

Are you free tonight. All my friends are at romantic dinners and I have nothing to do. (works best if you’re a girl)

Excuse me, I can’t seem to find the love of my life. Are you looking for a job?

If this was your last day, what would be the perfect day for you? (After they answer)… Okay, let’s do it!

Wanna pretend we’re in love just for today?

Hey, remember me! Oh wait, that was just a dream last night.

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by one more time?

Hey, I’m trying to win a bet with my friends. They said I can’t spend Valentine’s day with the hottest girl here. Wanna buy some stuff with their money?

I saw you and I just had to give you a kiss. Don’t worry, you can return it if you don’t like it.

I thought that “My Valentine’s day” starts with an M but it definitely starts with “U”.

couple Valentine Pick Up Lines

I’d get an army of cupid archers and pay them all to shoot you just to have you for myself this valentine!

I want to eat chocolate heart candy with you every year.

I want to celebrate Valentine’s day with you at least until our kids can celebrate it on their own.

I want to fall in love with you more on each Valentine’s day for the rest of my life.

If you weren’t my Boyfriend/Girlfriend this would be the worst Valentine’s day ever.

Today I’m all yours, no work, no friends, no kids, just us!

I’m going to spoil the crap out of you today!

There are too many reasons why I love the fact that I can call you my Valentine!

I love you today no more than I love you every other day of my life, but today I hope you know it more than ever.

Let’s celebrate this again when we’re 80.

To lead into the bedroom (Time to get sexy)!

Not that these need any special explanation, but basically you use these to initiate sexy time. Needless to say, you don’t just start with these right off the bat.

I wanna give you a new years kiss all over your body… Oh wait, that’s another holiday… I mean Happy Valentine’s day.

I want to be so tired after tonight that I won’t be able to get up and make breakfast tomorrow.

I want this to be the Valentine’s day that you fulfill your most intimate desire.

Let’s make this Valentine’s day the most annoying day for our neighbors!

Tonight we can have our first time all over again.

The more I look at you, the more my clothes feel uncomfortable.

I want to feel the hands that made this present all over my body.

I wanna cover you with chocolate hearts and slowly eat them one by one until all that’s left is you.

I wonder if we can clean all these roses from the bed if I throw you on top of them.

I want to caress your naked body with this rose and watch you shiver.

random Valentine Pick Up Lines

You look even better than in my dreams.

Cupid called, he says he wants my heart back.

Are you sunburned or were you always this hot?

Legs Valentine Pick Up Lines 2023
Legs Valentine Pick Up Lines 2023

Nice legs, when do they open.

Did you hurt yourself when you fell from heaven?

What do you do for a living aside from being sexy?

Oops, sorry, I tripped and fell for you.

If I had to rate you on a scale of 10, you’d be a 9 because I’m the 1 you need.

You’re so cute you could put Hershey’s out of business.

If I made the alphabet I’d put “U” and “I” together.