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Sometimes the only way to stay sane is to go a little crazy. – Harley Quinn

So, what if I’m crazy? The best people are. – Harley Quinn

We can’t change the past, but there’s a difference between moving on and letting go. – Harley Quinn

You really put the ‘fun’ in funeral. – Harley Quinn

That so cute, you think you’re scary. Well, mister, I’ve seen scary and you don’t have his smile. – Harley Quinn

I tried to play by the rules, but no! They wouldn’t let me go straight! Society is to blame! – Harley Quinn

Every woman has a crazy side that only the right man can bring out. – Harley Quinn

If I get mad at you that means I still care. Worry when I don’t get mad. – Harley Quinn

If I’m mad enough to skip the tears and go straight to laughing, you better run cause I’m about to lose my sh*t. – Harley Quinn

Face it, Harl, this stinks — yer a certified nutso wanted by the law in over a dozen states — and hopelessly in love with a murderous, psychopathic clown. – Harley Quinn

You think I’m just a doll. A doll that’s pink and light. A doll you can arrange any way you like. You’re wrong. Very wrong. What you think of me is only a ghost of time. I am dangerous. And I will show you just how dark I can be. – Harley Quinn

I’m not sure if I attract crazy or if I make them that way. – Harley Quinn

I found The Joker’s psyche disturbing, his dementia alarming — and his charm irresistible! What can I tell ya? The guy just did it for me. – Harley Quinn

Face it, Harl, this stinks! You’re a certified nutso wanted in twelve states and hopelessly in love with a psychopathic clown. – Harley Quinn

You can’t deny there’s an element of glamour to these super criminals. – Harley Quinn

It soon became clear to me the Joker, so often described as a raving, homicidal madman … was actually a tortured soul crying out for love and acceptance. A lost, injured child trying to make the world laugh at his antics. – Harley Quinn

I’m going to kill you. For everything you’ve done to me. All the times you’ve made me feel useless and small. For all the times I will never forget. For all the things I can never forgive. – Harley Quinn

Why can’t a girl be nice to a guy without the mook trying to murder her? – Harley Quinn

You know, for what it’s worth, I actually enjoyed some of our romps, but there comes a time when a gal wants more. And now, all this gal wants is to settle down with her lovin’ sweetheart. – Harley Quinn

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And here you thought I was just another bubble headed, blonde, bimbo. Ha! Well jokes on you! I’m not even a real blonde. – Harley Quinn

Oh, come on, Puddin! Don’t you wanna rev up your ‘Harley’? Vroom vroom! – Harley Quinn

I’m known to be quite vexing I’m just forewarning you. – Harley Quinn

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We’re bad guys, it’s what we do. – Harley Quinn

They’ve got Hello Kitty on them. They’re fashionable. – Harley Quinn

I think you should do what he says. It would be a shame to get blood all over my nice new outfit. What do you think, Bat-brain? Like it? What am I saying? ‘Course you do. Who wouldn’t? – Harley Quinn

It soon became clear to me the Joker was actually a tortured soul. Yes, I admit it. As unprofessional as it sounds, I had fallen in love with my patient. Pretty crazy huh? – Harley Quinn

You thought I was just another bubble-headed blond bimbo! Well, the joke’s on you, ’cause I’m not even a real blonde. – Harley Quinn

Nice to meet you. Love your perfume. What is that? The stench of death? – Harley Quinn

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I’ve made so many mistakes and there’s no one left who believes in me. – Harley Quinn

I’m rubber, you’re glue, whatever you say bounces off me and makes a six-inch-diameter exit wound in you. – Harley Quinn

Have you heard this new Taylor Swift song? It’s soooo good. – Harley Quinn

I’ll never understand why Superman wears the same outfits every day. – Harley Quinn

What, you were just thinking you can have a happy family and coach little leagues, and make car payments? Normal is a setting on the dryer. People like us, we don’t get normal! – Harley Quinn

Wait ‘till they get a load of me. – Harley Quinn