best vine quotes

“Road work ahead? Yeah, I sure hope it does.”

“Lipstick? In my Valentino white bag?!”

“Country boy, I love you… bleh.”

“What the fu@k is up, Kyle? No, what did you say? What the fu@k, dude? Step the fu@k up, Kyle!”

“Ms. Keisha? Ms. Keisha? Oh my fu@kin’ god, she fu@kin’ dead.”

“I’m a bad bitch, you can’t kill me.”

“Oh my god, they were roommates.”

“Next time you put your fu@kin’ hands on me, imma fu@kin’ rip your face off, bitch.”

“What up, I’m Jared, I’m 19, and I never fu@king learned how to read.”

“Hi, welcome to Chili’s.”

“It’s Wednesday, my dudes.”

Best Vine Quotes
Best Vine Quotes

“Look at all those chickens.”

“I don’t have enough money for chicken nuggets.”

“Wtf, is this allowed? Wtf, is that allowed?!”

“This is your space, this is your area, she can’t do that to you.”

“Fu@k ya chicken strips.”

“That was legitness.”

“Mother trucker dude, that hurt like a butt cheek on a stick.”

“I am shooketh.”

“Two bros, chilling in a hot tub, 5 feet apart cause they’re not gay.”

“I wanna be a cowboy, baby.”

“A potato flew around my room before you came.”

“AHH! Stahhp. I coulda dropped mah croissant.”

“This bitch empty. Yeet!”

“What’s better than this? Guys bein dudes.”

“What are those?!?!”

best vine quotes ever
best vine quotes ever

short vine quotes

“A mug shot? I don’t even drink coffee.”

“Chipotle is my life.”

“Bitch, I hope the fu@k you do.”

“Go to Del Taco. They got a new thing called freesha-freeshavacado.”

“Chris, is that a weed?”

“It’s an avocado, thanks!”

“I smell like beef.”

“Hurricane Katrina? More like Hurricane Tortilla.”

“I love you, bitch. I ain’t never gonna stop lovin’ you, bitch.”

AHH! Stahhp. I coulda dropped mah croissant.”

clean vine quotes ever
clean vine quotes ever

“Nate, how are those chicken strips?” “F%#K YA CHICKEN STRIPS…..F%#K ya chicken strips!”

“Road work ahead? Uh yea, I sure hope it does.”

“Happy Crimus….” “It’s crismun…” “Merry crisis.” “Merry Chrysler.”

“…Hi Welcome to Chili’s.”

“HoW dO yOu kNoW wHaT’s gOoD fOr mE?” “THAT’S MY OPINIONNN!!!..”

”Welcome to Bible Study. We’re all children of Jesus… Kumbaya my looordd.”

“Hi my name’s Trey, I have a basketball game tomorrow. Wel,l I’m a point guard, I got shoe game…”

“It’s a avocadooo…thanks”

“Yo, how much money do you have?” “69 cents” “AYE, you know what that means?” “I don’t have enough money for chicken nuggets.”

“Hurricane Katrina? More like Hurricane Tortilla.”