1170+ vine quotes Latest 2023

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“Road work ahead? Yeah, I sure hope it does.”

“Lipstick? In my Valentino white bag?!”

“Country boy, I love you… bleh.”

“What the fu@k is up, Kyle? No, what did you say? What the fu@k, dude? Step the fu@k up, Kyle!”

“Ms. Keisha? Ms. Keisha? Oh my fu@kin’ god, she fu@kin’ dead.”

“I’m a bad bitch, you can’t kill me.”

“Oh my god, they were roommates.”

“Next time you put your fu@kin’ hands on me, imma fu@kin’ rip your face off, bitch.”

“What up, I’m Jared, I’m 19, and I never fu@king learned how to read.”

“Hi, welcome to Chili’s.”

“It’s Wednesday, my dudes.”

“Look at all those chickens.”

“I don’t have enough money for chicken nuggets.”

“Wtf, is this allowed? Wtf, is that allowed?!”

“This is your space, this is your area, she can’t do that to you.”

“Fu@k ya chicken strips.”

“That was legitness.”

“Mother trucker dude, that hurt like a butt cheek on a stick.”

“I am shooketh.”

“Two bros, chilling in a hot tub, 5 feet apart cause they’re not gay.”

“I wanna be a cowboy, baby.”

“A potato flew around my room before you came.”

“AHH! Stahhp. I coulda dropped mah croissant.”

“This bitch empty. Yeet!”

“What’s better than this? Guys bein dudes.”

“What are those?!?!”

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“A mug shot? I don’t even drink coffee.”

“Chipotle is my life.”

“Bitch, I hope the fu@k you do.”

“Go to Del Taco. They got a new thing called freesha-freeshavacado.”

“Chris, is that a weed?”

“It’s an avocado, thanks!”

“I smell like beef.”

“Hurricane Katrina? More like Hurricane Tortilla.”

“I love you, bitch. I ain’t never gonna stop lovin’ you, bitch.”

AHH! Stahhp. I coulda dropped mah croissant.”

“Nate, how are those chicken strips?” “F%#K YA CHICKEN STRIPS…..F%#K ya chicken strips!”

“Road work ahead? Uh yea, I sure hope it does.”

“Happy Crimus….” “It’s crismun…” “Merry crisis.” “Merry Chrysler.”

“…Hi Welcome to Chili’s.”

“HoW dO yOu kNoW wHaT’s gOoD fOr mE?” “THAT’S MY OPINIONNN!!!..”

”Welcome to Bible Study. We’re all children of Jesus… Kumbaya my looordd.”

“Hi my name’s Trey, I have a basketball game tomorrow. Wel,l I’m a point guard, I got shoe game…”

“It’s a avocadooo…thanks”

“Yo, how much money do you have?” “69 cents” “AYE, you know what that means?” “I don’t have enough money for chicken nuggets.”

“Hurricane Katrina? More like Hurricane Tortilla.”

clean vine quotes 2023

“Two brooss chillin in a hot tub, 5 feet apart cuz they’re not gay.”

“Get to Del Taco. They got a new thing called Freesha– Free– Freeshavaca-do.”

“Mothertrucker, dude, that hurt like a buttcheek on a stick.”

“Jared, can you read number 23 for the class?” “No, I cannot…. What up? I’m Jared, I’m 19 and I never f#@%in learned how to read.”

“Not to be racist or anything, but Asian people SSUUGHHH!”

famous vine quotes 2023

*running* “…Daddy?” “Do I look like-?”

*Pours water onto girl’s face* “Hello?”

“…And they were roommates” “Mah God they were roommates!”

“Wait oh yes, wait a minute Mr. Postman.” “HaaaAHH”

“Uh, I’m not finished” “Oh my God, can you let me do what I need to do?”

“I have osteoporosis.”

*girl blows vape* “…WoW”