best funny quotes for girl 2020

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy saving mode. 😂

Never Get Jealous When You See Your Ex With Someone Else, Because Our Parents Taught Us To Give Our Used Toys To The Less Fortunate. 😂

Take my advice — I’m not using it. 😂

I’m really good at stuff until people watch me do that stuff.

You can never buy Love… But still you have to pay for it…

Did anyone else notice the sound if you click the like button on my status? 😂

My job is secure. No one else wants it. 😂

I live in a world of fantasy, so keep your reality away from me! 😂

Hey there Whatsapp is using me. 😂

Girls use photoshop to look beautiful.. Boys use photoshop to show their creativity. 😂

A jealous woman does better research than the FBI.

Here’s all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.

We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.

Women: Scientifically proven to be right even when they’re wrong.

If the world were ruled by women then there would be no war… Just couple of nations not talking with each other.

Women are like telephones they like to be held and talked to but if you push the wrong buttons you could be disconnected :]

You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and out the other.

Tell a woman something, it goes in both ears and comes out through the mouth.

God made Adam first because he didn’t want any advise from Eve how to make Adam.

A woman has only 2 problems. 1. Nothing to wear. 2. No room for all the clothes.

Women sleep on the right side of the bed because even in their sleep they have to be right!

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

Women get the last word in every argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.😂

One day, a long long time ago, there was a woman who didn’t complain, criticize, or nag…but like I said, it was a long long time ago and just for a day!

Women Are Like Hurricanes… When They Come, They’re Loud… When They’re Gone, So Is The House, The Dog And The Car.

I hate when girls reply to me hey instead of I love you too when I say hi… Submited by: Ankit Singh

Good girls go straight to heaven. Bad girls go everywhere!

Girls have an unfair advantage over guys: if they don’t get something they want by being smart, they can get it by being dumb.

How to make a girl to fall in love with you by saying just in 3 words??? Tell her: “I play baseball!”

Girls are like cell phones: they love to be held, talked to, but if you press the wrong button – you’ll be disconnected!

Good girls = bad girls who never get caught.

There are 2 things an average girl wishes: to find the perfect guy and to eat without getting fat.

Hope your day is as beautiful as your butt!

Be a girl with a mind, a bitch with an attitude and a lady with a class.

Girl’s most beautiful outfit is charisma, the prettiest accessory – smile, and the best pair of heels – confidence.

When a girl tells you that she loves you from the bottom of her heart, this means that there is still enough space for another boy on top!

In every girl there is a goddess.

I like to see you smiling but only when my camera is on! Submited by: Beany

You are the best girlfriend if his ex-girlfriends hate you, his mother loves you and he can’t forget you!

If a girl asks a question, it’s better to tell her back the truth. Maybe girl asks you because she already knows the answer!

Boys love Baseball. Girls love Baseball Players!😂

Filtering with a girl is like playing chess. One wrong move and you are married!

How to find out girl’s faults? Try to praise her to her girlfriends.

Best Of Funny Quotes For Girl
Best Of Funny Quotes For Girl

I never thought I would laugh again… But then I saw your new girlfriend!😂

When a women says “What?”, it’s not because she didn’t hear you. She’s giving you a chance to change what you said.

Because I’m a guy, I think what you’re wearing is fine. I thought what you were wearing five minutes ago was fine, too. Either pair of shoes is fine. With the belt or without it looks fine. Your hair is fine. You look fine. Can we just go now?

Women are like police, they can have all the evidence in the world but they still want a confession.

I am the boss in this house my wife told me so.

Of course women don’t look as busy as men. We do it right the first time!!!😂

There are two ways to rule a women and no body knows them..

Fake hair, fake nails, fake eye lash, artificial face and sometimes fake behavior, yet a woman will say she needs a real man.

Men will spend 2 dollars on a 1 dollar item that they desperately need. Women will spend 1 dollar on a 2 dollar item that they don’t need at all.

Women fake orgasms and men fake finances.
Suze Orman

Women are like banks, they take every cent you got and give you very little Interest..

When a woman says “do whatever you want” do NOT do whatever you want.

Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. And they are both disappointed.

A women may be misinformed, mislead, unclear, misguided, and even downright stupid..but she is never ever wrong.

Women make me happy and accepting that I will never be able to understand them makes me happier still…