1876+ funny quotes for boy Latest 2023

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Here’s all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.George Carlin

I never understood why we call men “pigs” and “dogs”…pigs are smart and dogs are loyal.

MEN ARE LIKE BUSES… IF YOU MISS ONE ANOTHER ONE WILL BE COMING IN 5 MINUTES.

Men are like trees, they take forever to grow up.

Men are the head of the family , Women are the neck ,they can turn the head wherever they please.

Men are like commercials, you can’t believe a word they say.

The more I see of men, the more I admire dogs…

Men are like chocolate bars…they’re sweet and smooth but head straight for your hips.

While creating men, God promised women that a good and ideal man would be found in all corners of the world, then He made the earth round.

Men are like parking spaces; The good ones are taken and the only ones left are handicapped.

You know… There is a name for people who are always wrong about everything all the time… Husband!!!Bill Maher

Menopause, menstrual cramps, mental illness, mental breakdowns…ever notice that all of your problems begin with men?

The ideal man goes home early, doesn’t flirt, doesn’t drink, doesn’t smoke, doesn’t gamble and doesn’t exist.

So many men so little asprin.

Little girls grow up to be ladies…Little boys grow up to be big boys

When you see a homeless man, feel no pity. He should have listened to his wife.

There are easier things in life than trying to find a nice guy…like nailing jelly to a tree for example.

The only difference between men and boys are the size of their shoes and the price of their toys.

What do men and clouds have in common???… When both are not around its a nice day!

Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.
George Carlin

Women would rather be beautiful than smart only because men can see way better than they can think.

Men only have two faults, everything they say and everything they do.

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Always go for a beautiful, intelligent & loving boy. But make sure the three boys don’t meet each other.

Don’t trust a man who offers you the moon and the stars… Cause God knows his arms can’t reach that far.

One day a man asked a genie to make him smarter than any other man on earth. The genie turned him into a woman.

Why don’t men get Mad Cow Disease?
Because they’re all pigs.

The only difference between men and boys is the price of their toys!

There comes a time in every rightly constructed boy’s life that he has a raging desire to go somewhere and dig for hidden treasure.” Bertrand Russell

“Boys and young men acquire readily the moral sentiments of their social milieu, whatever these sentiments may be.” Eric Berne

“The moment a little boy is concerned with which is a jay and which is a sparrow, he can no longer see the birds or hear them sing.” Mark Twain

“George Washington, as a boy, was ignorant of the commonest accomplishments of youth. He could not even lie.”Robert Frost

“A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes.”Ralph Waldo Emerson

“Give a boy address and accomplishments and you give him the mastery of palaces and fortunes where he goes.”Charles Dickens

“A boy’s story is the best that is ever told.”Mickey Rooney

“I was a thirteen-year-old boy for thirty years.”Elvis Presley

“When I was a boy, I always saw myself as a hero in comic books and in movies. I grew up believing this dream.”

Small boy playing with the shower on the beach.

When a man steals your wife there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.” ~ Sacha Guitry

“A married man should forget his mistakes; no use two people remembering the same thing.” ~ Duane Dewel

“Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.” ~ Oscar Wilde

“Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed.” ~ Albert Einstein

“Why do men like intelligent women? Because opposites attract.” ~ Kathy Lette

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“When a man brings his wife flowers for no reason, there’s a reason.” ~ Molly McGee

“Lord, lord, how subject we men are to this vice of lying.” ~ William Shakespeare

“There are easier things in life than trying to find a nice guy… like nailing a jelly to a tree for example.” ~ AnoSwenso

“Men are like a deck of cards. You’ll find the occasional king, but most are jacks.” ~ Laura Swenson

Tomorrow is often the busiest day of the week. Spanish proverb

When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them. Rodney Dangerfield

Rice is great when you’re hungry and you want 2000 of something. Mitch Hedberg

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. Unknown

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“Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed.”
– Albert Einstein

“The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.”
– Albert Einstein

“All the things I really like to do are either immoral, illegal or fattening.”
– Alexander Woollcott

“War is God’s way of teaching Americans geography.”
– Ambrose Bierce

“It would be nice to spend billions on schools and roads, but right now that money is desperately needed for political ads.”
– Andy Borowitz

“The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.”
– Andy Rooney

“At every party there are two kinds of people – those who want to go home and those who don’t. The trouble is, they are usually married to each other.”
– Ann Landers

“If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?”
– Abraham Lincoln

“The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time.”
– Abraham Lincoln

“The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets.”
– Al McGuire

“Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.”
– Alan Dundes

“Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.”
– Albert Camus