best letterkenny quotes

Your friend says his sled’s got so much torque he can’t keep the front end down, Ok bud, if you wanna blow smoke, go have a dart.

You are made of spare parts, aren’t you buddy?

Oh I’m stomping the brakes, put that idea right through the f*ucking windshield.”

“You naturally care for companionship, but I guess there are a lot worse things than playing a little one-man couch hockey in the dark.”

“Well, there’s nothing better than a fart. Except kids falling off bikes, maybe. f*uck, I could watch kids fall off bikes all day, I don’t give a sh*t about your kids.”

There are 5000 people in Letterkenny, these are their problems.

Do you guys do CrossFit? You can Crossf*uck off!

Tim’s McDonalds and the beer store are all closed on Christmas Day, and that’s about your whole world right there.

To be Fair….

Best Letterkenny Quotes
Best Letterkenny Quotes

It’s impolite to kiss and tell.

“It’s like algebra…why you gotta put numbers and letters together? Why can’t you just go f*uck yourself?”

I want to give back to the community by helping people find love.
Best Letterkenny QuotesDo you know what, I don’t want you to kiss and tell, that’s impolite…. but I am kind of curious.

Four-leaf clover, make a wish. I wish you weren’t so f*uckin’ awkward buddy.

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I am willing to give 69% of my company to a partner, why 69%? Both sides benefit!. Good Enough!

The world needs less Facebook and more Face-to-Face!

Look if you are coming, you better come correct.

Love is sharing your popcorn

“You seen a ‘coon havin’ sex with a barn cat on top of your truck? Fu@kwhat’s the nature of that David Suzuki.” — Wayne

“You stopped toe curlin’ in the hot tub ‘cause you heard sperms stay alive in there and you’ve seen Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles enough times to know how that story ends.” — Wayne

“Fu@k you Jonesy! Your mom just liked my Instagram post from 2 years ago in Puerto Vallarta. Tell her I’ll put my swim trunks on for her any time she likes.” — Reilly

“Fu@k, Lemony Snicket, what A Series of Unfortunate Events you been through, you ugly Fu@k.” — Jonesy

“Well, I’d say give your balls a tug, but it looks like yer pants are doin’ it for ya.” — Wayne

You know that tingly little feeling you get when you like someone? That is your common sense leaving your body.

I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake.

You want to know who I’m in love with? Read the first word again.

“Fu@kyou, Reilly, go scoop it off your mom’s floor! She gives my nipples butterfly kisses.” — Jonesy

“Fu@kyou, Jonesy, your life is so pathetic I get a charity tax break just by hanging around you!” — Shoresy

“You ever hoover schneef off a sleeping cow’s spine?” “I’ve hoovered schneef off an awake cow’s teet.” — Daryl

“It’s like algebra…why you gotta put numbers and letters together? Why can’t you just go Fu@k yourself?” — Wayne

I need to give you one more chance to retract, no questions asked. Before this conversation becomes a confrontation.

Every woman knows that the way to a man’s heart is not through his zipper, it’s through his stomach.

You will delete yourself from this dwelling girl, but not before you reveal your motive behind your vexatious streak.

“Oh I’m stomping the brakes, put that idea right through the fu@king windshield.” — Katy

“You’re pretty good at wrestlin’ there, Katy, and that’s what I appreciates about you.” — Squirrelly Dan

“Buddy you couldn’t wheel a fu@kin’ tire down a hill.” — Wayne

“Call me a cake, ‘cause I’ll go straight to your ass, cowboy!” — Gail

. “What’s up with your body hair, you big shoots? You look like a 12-year-old Dutch girl.” — Wayne

“I see the muscle shirt came today. Muscles coming tomorrow? Did ya get a tracking number? Oh I hope he got a tracking number. That package is going to be smaller than the one you’re sportin’ now.” — Daryl

“Closest you’re gettin’ to any action this weekend is givin’ the dairy cow’s teets a good scrubbin’.” — Wayne

“You can cross fu@k off.” — Wayne

“We only got one shot at this. One chance. One win. You know? Vomit on your mom’s spaghetti, or whatever that talking singer says.” — Coach

“If I was a Dr. Seuss book, I’d be The Fat in the Hat.” — Katy

“Here’s a poem. Starlight, star bright, why the fu@k you got earrings on? Bet your lobes ain’t the only thing that got a hole punched in ’em.” — Wayne

“It’s a hard life picking stones and pulin’ teats, but as sure as God’s got sandals, it beats fightin’ dudes with treasure trails.” — Wayne

“I wish you weren’t so fu@king awkward, bud.” — Wayne

“Your sister’s hot, Wayne! There I said it! I said it! I regret nothing! I regret nothing!” — Squirrelly Dan

Funny Letterkenny Quotes
Funny Letterkenny Quotes

Funny Letterkenny Quotes

“You knew your pal had come into money when he started throwing out perfectly good pistachios like he was above cracking ‘em open with a box cutter like the rest of us.” — Daryl

“Yeah. Oh, hey, look at you, ground.” — Squirrelly Dan

“If you have a problem with the majestic Canadian Goose, then you have a problem with me.” — Wayne

“Seeing as this is most certainly a one-off event and not a tradition that also falls on some made-up holiday that I couldn’t give a cats queef about, I’m out. There’s happiness calling my name from the bottom of a bottle of Puppers.” — Wayne

“Nice onesie. Does it come in men’s? — Jonesy

“…I’m too fat to run.” — Squirrelly Dan

“You’d best be preparin’ for a Donny Brook if you think I’m going to that super soft birthday party of yours.” — Wayne

“Oh, come on, kitten. I won’t tell anyone.” — Wayne

“Tim’s, McDonald’s, and the beer store are all closed on Christmas Day. And that’s your whole world right there.” — Wayne

“You wish there was a pied piper for possums. But there isn’t, so you’re just gonna have to keep picking ‘em off with a .22.” — Wayne

Latest Letterkenny Quotes
Latest Letterkenny Quotes

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“We need backup, boys.” — Jonesy

“Hard no.” — Wayne

“Not my pig, not my farm.” — Wayne

“Oh, get off the cross, we need the wood.” — Wayne

“Where’s the sacrifice?” — Jonesy

“Let’s go easy over there, Squirrelly Dan.” — Wayne

“And I suggest you let that one marinate.” — Wayne

“You’re made of spare parts, aren’t you, bud?” — Wayne

“That was well brought up. Too bad you weren’t.” — Katy

“Figure it out!” — Everyone

“Oh, c’mon, where’s your jam, bud?” —Reilly

“Pitter-patter, let’s get at ‘er.” — Everyone