2666+ 👄 naughty quotes status 2024 (girls/boys)

one line naughty quotes 2024

Get naked I have a plan.

You make it kinda hard not to stare.

I’m in my bed, you’re in your bed. One of us is in the wrong place.

NAUGHTY. but in a nice way.

Naughty by Nature. Wild By Choice.

A naughty thought is a terrible thing to waste.

I hate fake people. You know what I’m talking about Mannequins.

That Is True Love!

You make it kinda hard not to stare.

I need a big, hot, steaming cup of you this morning!

Get your cute butt over here and give me a hug

I don’t need to flirt. I will seduce you with my awkwardness.

I talk about you like you put stars in the sky.

I know I’m a handful, but that’s what you got two hands for…

You can stay but your clothes must go.

Your clothes would look nice on my bedroom floor.

I hope your day is as nice as your butt.

Arousing you arouses me.

Forget about Prince Charming! Go for the wolf. He can see you better, hear you better and eat you better.

Hot shower – a regular shower, but with me in it.

I licked it. 👄 So it’s mine.

I wanna be the reason you slightly tilt your phone away from others when you read it.

Let’s misbehave.

Get out of my head and fall into my arms instead.

You Are in my Inappropriate Thoughts.

You don’t have to like me, I’m not a Facebook status.

I finally realized this, I need you more than I thought.

I heard you are a player. Nice to meet you I am a Coach.

Your parents must be retarded because you are special.

Let’s play Titanic, you’ll be the ocean and ill go down on you.

naughty quotes for bf 2024

1 thing 2 do 3 words 4 you. I love you.

I’m easy. Are you?

Good Boy with very bad thoughts.

People make the world go around but at some point don’t you wish it were flat so all the idiots would keep walking and never come back?

I’m crazy but original you try to be me and you fail.. you can’t process me with a normal brain… you need a high version!! status is loading.

Nothing feels better than a surprise text from that person you miss. Someday somewhere somehow I and you will be together.

Heard your family went to a restaurant where they serve crabs just so they could bring you along.

Once you begin being naughty, it is easier to go and on and on, and sooner or later something dreadful happens.

I think my girlfriend has had sixty-one boyfriends before me. She calls me her sixty-second lover.

naughty quotes for gf 2024

I have a weakness for you.

The moment when you cant stop smiling because the guy you’re falling for did something cute to you

Cuddling with you would be perfect, right now.

Sometimes, the smallest decision can change your life forever.

Friends will come and friends will go. But true friends stick on forever.

Of course, I’m naughty. I’ve always had to compete for attention, you see.

Poke me now if you’ve ever had a crush on me.

Two word’s guys hate DON’T and STOP unless you put them together.

Smile is the second-best thing you can do with your lips.👄

I Avoided Many Things Only For U In My Life. Don’t Ever Make Me Feel For Why I Left All That!

Without Her Permission I Will Touch Her Only To Wipe Her Tears..! That Is True Love!

Love is just love, it can never explain.

Everybody knows how to love, but few people know how to stay in love with one person forever.

I finally realized this, I need you more than I thought.

Without Her Permission I Will Touch Her Only To Wipe Her Tears..! That Is True Love!

I finally realized this, I need you more than I thought.

I’ll always catch you when you think you are about to fall.

I don’t care if we talk about absolutely nothing, I just want to talk to you.

naughty quotes for her 2024

If I flip a coin, what do you reckon my chances are of getting head?

If it’s true that we are what we eat, I could be you by morning!

I may not be Mr. Right, but I’ll screw you till he shows up.

My boyfriend told me that he was seeing another girl. I told him to rub his eyes.

Love is blind, and greed insatiable.

I’m easy. Are you?

Poke me now if you’ve ever had a crush on me.

We know that romance brings out the best in you.

Some people say the glass is half empty. Others say it’s half full. I’m just happy to have a glass!

Sometimes we waste too much time to think about someone who doesn’t even think about us for a second.

When I die my gravestone is going to have a ‘Like’ button.

naughty quotes for wife 2024

Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.

What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My Zipper!

My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can’t hold it in.

Where you born on a farm? Cause you sure know how to raise a (o(k!

My name is (name) remember that you’ll be screaming it later.

The key to my happiness, just forgetting my past.

You must work at Subway, cause you just gave me a foot long.

I believe in love and marriage but not necessarily with the same person.

A secret is what you tell everyone not to tell anyone else.

Without Her Permission I Will Touch Her Only To Wipe Her Tears..!

naughty quotes for husband 2024

Let’s play Titanic, you’ll be the ocean and ill go down on you.

I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day long.

Why don’t you slip into something more comfortable? like a coma.

Smile! It is the second-best thing you can do with your lips.👄

Of course, I’m naughty. I’ve always had to compete for attention, you see.

Two word’s guys hate DON’T and STOP unless you put them together.

A good date ends with dinner. An awesome date ends with breakfast!

Cleavage is like the Sun. You can look at it but you cannot start – unless you are wearing sunglasses!

You’re like a prize-winning fish. I don’t know whether to eat you or mount you.

Wanna play Pearl Harbor? It’s a game where I lay back while you blow the hell out of me.

You remind me of a Championship bass, I don’t know whether to mount you or eat you!

Excuse me, miss, do you give head to strangers? No. Well, then, allow me to introduce myself.

naughty christmas quotes 2024

Can I sit on your lap and tell you what I want this year?

I checked the list twice and you’ve definitely been naughty.

A photo of you under the mistletoe and a caption that says, “All I need now is you.”

Wish you were coming down the chimney tonight.

Is that a menorah or are you just happy to see me?

Dear Santa… Before I explain, how much do you know already?

The only package I want this Christmas is yours.

Dear Santa, I’ve been good all year. OK, most of the time. Once in a while. F#ck it. I’ll buy my own shit.

I’d like to jingle your balls

When I think of you… I touch my elf.

Santa saw your Instagram pictures. You’re getting clothes and a Bible for Christmas

Dear Santa, I was good at being naughty. Does that count?

All I want for Christmas is you.

Dear Santa. I’m writing to let you know that I’ve been naughty and it was worth it!

Let’s be naughty and save Santa the trip.

Will you trim my Christmas tree?

naughty memes and quotes 2024

Dirty is always on my mind. Are you interested?

Please wake me up with your tongue every morning.

I wish, we’ll be freaky tonight.

My mind and body respond to your dirty talks so strongly.

What is dirty when it’s being done right?

Being dirty is actually my natural state.

I love your ‘F@#% ME & LOVE ME’ eyes.

Every time I look at you makes me ho@#y and bold.

Do it again and again because the I love the way you do it.

I haven’t had s@x in eight months. To be honest, I now prefer to go bowling.” Lil’ Kim

I’m a hopeless romantic with a dirty mind.” Leelee Sobieski