funny jokes for kids 2024
short funny jokes for kids 2024
What did the microwave say to the other microwave?
Is it just me? Or is it really hot in here?
Why did the student eat his homework?
Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake!
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
A vigilanty!
What is fast, loud and crunchy?
A rocket chip!
Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
Because she was stuffed.
What has ears but cannot hear?
A cornfield.
Why did the police play baseball?
He wanted to get a catch!
What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between us, something smells!
When you look for something, why is it always in the last place you look?
Because when you find it, you stop looking.
What is brown, hairy and wears sunglasses?
A coconut on vacation.
Q: How do all the oceans say hello to each other?
They wave!
Q: What did one wall say to the other wall?
I’ll meet you at the corner!
Q: What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
Q: What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
Nacho cheese!
Q: Where do cows go for entertainment?
To the moo-vies!
one line funny jokes for kids 2023
Q: What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef!
Q: What do you call a cow with two legs?
Lean meat!
Q: What do you call a pig that knows karate?
A pork chop!
Q: Why are ghosts bad liars?
Because you can see right through them!
Q: What animal needs to wear a wig?
A bald eagle!
A Bald Eagle!
Q: What do you call a fly without wings?
A walk!
Q: What did one hat say to the other?
Stay here, I’m going on ahead.
Q: What side of a turkey has the most feathers?
The outside!
Q: What falls in winter but never gets hurt?
The snow!
Q: Why did the teacher put on sunglasses?
Because her students were so bright!
Q: How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
Shocked!
Q: Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use honeycombs!
Q: What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?
Sneakers!
Q: Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use honey combs!
Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An investigator!
Q: Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she will let it go!
Q: Why did the man run around his bed?
Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!
Q: Why did the math book look so sad?
Because it had so many problems!
Q: Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?
Of course! The Empire State Building can’t jump!
Q: If April showers bring Mayflowers, what do Mayflowers bring?
Pilgrims!
hilarious funny jokes for kids 2024
Q: What do you call a sleeping bull?
A bulldozer!
Q: What did the zero say to the eight?
Nice belt!
Q: Why do sharks swim in saltwater?
Because pepper water makes them sneeze!
Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs?
Right where you left him!
Q: Where do fish keep their money?
In the river bank!
Q: Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken’s foot!
Q: What is brown and sticky? A stick!
Q: Why did the picture go to jail?
It was framed!
Q: How do you know if there’s an elephant under your bed?
Your head hits the ceiling!
Q: Why are elephants so wrinkled?
Because they take too long to iron!
Q: How do you keep an elephant from charging?
Take away her credit card!
Q: Why did the elephant paint himself different colors?
So he could hide in the crayon box!
Q: How can you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator?
By the footprints in the butter!
Q: What is the difference between elephants and grapes?
Grapes are purple.
Q: What can you catch but not throw?
A cold!
Q: What has hands but can’t clap?
A clock!
Q: What do you call a dog that can tell time?
A watch dog!
Why did the dinosaur refuse to wear deodorant?
He didn’t want to be ex-stink.
Why was the weightlifter upset?
She worked with dumbbells.
What kind of match is hard to get out of the box?
A wrestling match.
What is the Pope’s favorite scent?
Pope-pourri.
Why did the pony get sent to his room?
He wouldn’t stop horsing around.
When will the little snake arrive?
I don’t know, but he won’t be long.
Why did Dracula lie in the wrong coffin?
He made a grave mistake.
Why should you not let a bear operate the remote?
He will keep pressing the paws button.
Why did the man get fired from his job at the coin factory?
He stopped making cents.
Where did article on the famous owl research appear?
In the “Who’s Who.”
Why didn’t the dental hygienist like her award?
It was a plaque.
Why was the road nervous?
It was about to get graded.
Why did the tomato blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing.
Why didn’t the duck pay for the lip balm?
He wanted to put it on his bill.
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An investigator!
clean funny jokes for kids 2024
Why did Darth Vader turn off one light?
He prefers it on the dark side.
What do you call a fly without wings?
A walk.
How do you throw a party on Mars?
You planet.
Do you have holes in your underwear?
No?
When is it time to go to the dentist?
Tooth hurty (2:30)
What does a vampire take for a sore throat?
Coffin drops.
What’s green, has six legs, and if it drops out of a tree onto you will kill you?
A pool table.
What do you call cheese that doesn’t belong to you?
Nacho cheese!
Why did the boy throw a clock out the window?
To see time fly.
What’s faster hot or cold?
Hot, because everyone catches a cold.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7, 8 (ate), 9.
Did you hear about the race between the lettuce and the tomato?
The lettuce was “ahead” but the tomato was trying to “catch up.”
Is your refrigerator running?
You better go catch it.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
What’s a pirate’s favorite subject in school?
Arrrrrrrrrrt.
Where do cows go for entertainment?
The moooooooooovies.
How do you learn to be a trash collector?
Just pick it up as you go along.
What’s black and white and red all over?
An embarrassed zebra.
Why is Cinderella bad at soccer?
Because she runs away from the ball.
What did one eye say to the other?
Between us, something smells.
What would a bear say if he got confused?
I barely understand.
What do bumblebees chew?
Bumble gum.
What does the ocean do when it sees its friends?
Waves!
What did the frog order at McDonald’s?
French flies and Diet Croak.
Why did the girl throw a stick of butter out the window?
To see butter-fly.
Did you hear about the two guys who stole a calendar?
They both got 6 months.
Why didn’t the teddy bear eat dessert?
Because he was stuffed.
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it.
How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got him for his birthday?
He felt his presents.
