funny knock knock jokes 2024
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Dejav. Dejav who? Knock! Knock!
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Hike. Hike who? I didn’t know you liked Japanese poetry!
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Oink oink. Oink oink who? Make up your mind—are you a pig, or an owl?!
Q: Knock, knock. A: Who’s there? Q: Gladys. A: Gladys, who? Q: Gladys the weekend—no homework!
Q: Knock, knock. A: Who’s there? Q: Wooden shoe. A: Wooden shoe, who? Q: Wooden shoe like to know!
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Figs. Figs who? Figs the doorbell, it’s broken!
Knock Knock! Who’s There? Snow! Snow who? Snow laughing matter.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Wire. Wire who? Wire you always asking ‘who’s there’?
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Abe. Abe who? Abe CDEFJH…
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Mikey. Mikey who? Mikey isn’t working, can you let me in?
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Scold. Scold who? Scold outside, let me in!
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Needle. Needle who? Needle little help getting in the door!
Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Witch. Witch who? Witch one of you will give me some Halloween candy?
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Eysore Eysore who? Eysore do love you!
Knock, knock Who’s there? Leaf Leaf Who? Leaf Me Alone!
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Radio. Radio who? Radio not, here I come!
Knock, Knock Who’s there? Cargo! Cargo who? Car go beep, beep!
Knock, knock Who’s there? Amarillo Amarillo who? Amarillo nice guy!
Knock, knock Who’s there? Nun Nun who? Nun of your business!
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Wooden shoe. Wooden shoe who? Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? A broken pencil. A broken pencil who? Never mind, it’s pointless.
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Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Owls say Owls say who? Yes, they do.
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Art Art who? R2-D2, of course.
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Kanga Kanga who? Actually, it’s kangaroo.
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Déja Déja who? Knock! Knock!
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? No one No one who? *Remains silent*
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Interrupting cow Interruptin- Mooooo!
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? An extraterrestrial An extraterrestrial who? Wait–how many extraterrestrials do you know?
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Opportunity That’s impossible. Opportunity doesn’t come knocking twice!
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Says Says who? Says me, that’s who!
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Honeybee Honeybee who? Honeybee a dear and open the door, please.
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Stopwatch Stopwatch who? Stopwatch you’re doing and pay attention!
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Europe Europe who? No, you’re a poo!
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Candice Candice who? Candice door open, or what?
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Spell Spell who? W-H-O
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Voodoo Voodoo who? Voodoo you think you are asking me so many questions?
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Honeydew Honeydew who? Honeydew you want to hear some garden jokes?
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Two knee Two knee who? Two knee fish!
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Cash Cash who? No thanks, but I’d love some peanuts!
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Turnip Turnip who? Turnip the volume, I love this song!
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Closure Closure who? Closure mouth while you’re chewing!
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Beets Beets who? Beets me!
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Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Godiva Godiva who? Godiva terrible headache, do you have an aspirin?
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Loaf Loaf who? I don’t just like bread, I loaf it.
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Pecan Pecan who? Pecan somebody your own size!
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Control Freak. Con— Okay, now you say, “Control Freak who?”
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Impatient cow. Impatient co… MOO!
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you and I don’t care who knows it!
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Ho-ho. Ho-ho who? You know, your Santa impression could use a little work.
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Hanna. Hanna who? …Hanna partridge in a pear tree!
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Mary and Abbey. Mary and Abbey who? Mary Christmas and Abbey New Year!
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Irish. Irish who? Irish you a Merry Christmas!
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Santa. Santa who? Santa email reminding you I’d be here, and you STILL make me wait in the cold!
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Snow. Snow who? Snow use. I forgot my name again!
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Yule log. Yule log who? Yule log the door after you let me in, won’t you?
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Carmen. Carmen who? Carmen let me in already!
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Convex. Convex who? Convex go to prison!
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Ya. Ya who? I’m excited to see you too!
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Sherlock. Sherlock who? Sherlock your door shut tight.
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Scold. Scold who? Scold outside—let me in!
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Robin. Robin who? Robin you! Hand over your cash!
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Police. Police who? Police hurry—I’m freezing out here!
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Otto. Otto who? Otto know what’s taking you so long!
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Nana. Nana who? Nana your business who’s there.
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Luke. Luke who? Luke through the keyhole to see!
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in already!
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup with me and I’ll tell you!
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Justin. Justin who? Justin the neighborhood and thought I’d come over.
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Harry. Harry who? Harry up and let me in!
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? H. H who? Bless you!
best of knock knock jokes 2024
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Goat. Goat who? Goat to the door to see who’s knocking!
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Dozen. Dozen who? Dozen anyone want to let me in?
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes a nice place you got here.
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Claire. Claire who? Claire the way; I’m coming in!
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Cash. Cash who? I didn’t realize you were some kind of nut!
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Canoe. Canoe who? Canoe open the door?
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Boo hoo. Boo hoo who? Aww, don’t cry—it’s just a joke.
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Ben. Ben who? Ben knocking for 20 minutes!
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Avenue. Avenue who? Avenue knocked on this door before?
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Alpaca. Alpaca who? Alpaca the suitcase, you load up the car!
Knock knock. Who’s there? To. To who? No, to whom.
very funny knock knock jokes 2024
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Heidi.
Heidi who?
Heidi ‘cided to come over to play!
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Howl.
Howl who?
Howl you know it’s really me unless you open the door?
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Will.
Will who?
Will you just open the door already?
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream who?
ICE CREAM RIGHT NOW IF YOU DON’T LET ME IN!
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Figs.
Figs who?
Figs your doorbell, it’s not working!
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Alex.
Alex who?
Hey, Alex the questions around here!
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Broken pencil.
Broken pencil who?
Forget it—this joke is pointless.
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Wanda
Wanda who?
Wanda hang out with me right now?
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
A little old lady.
A little old lady who?
I didn’t know you could yodel!
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No thanks, I prefer peanuts.
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie body going to open the door already?
DOORBELL
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Somebody who can’t reach the doorbell!
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Doris.
Doris who?
Doris locked. Open up!
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome!
speaking funny knock knock jokes 2024
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
From.
From who?
Actually, grammatically speaking you should say “from whom.”
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Wendy.
Wendy who?
Wendy bell works again I won’t have to knock anymore.
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Ken you let me in?
