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Yo Momma Is So Fat That The Last Time She Saw 90210 Was On The Scale.
Yo Momma So Fat When She Registered For MySpace There Was No Space Left.
Your Momma So Ugly She Has To Sneak Up On The Mirror.
Yo Momma Is So Poor She Went Running After The Garbage Truck With A Grocery List.
Yo Mama So Fat When Stepped On A Scale She Said, “How Does It Know My Credit Card Number?”
Yo Momma’s So Fat, When She Gets In An Elevator, It Has To Go Down.
Yo Momma’s So Fat, Her Measurements Are 36-24-26, And That’s Just Her Left Arm.
Yo Momma So Dumb That When She Was Locked In A Grocery Store She Starved!
Yo Mamma Is So Stupid, She Stopped Her Car At A Stop Sign And She’s Still Waiting For It To Turn Green.
Yo Momma So Stupid She Thought Bruno Mars Was A Planet.
Yo Momma Is So Short, When She Went To Meet Santa He Said, “Go Back To Work!”
Yo Momma’s So Stupid, She Put Two Quarters In Her Ears And Thought She Was Listening To 50 Cent.
Yo Momma Is So Ugly She Turned Medusa Into Stone.
Yo Momma Is So Stupid That She Sat On The TV To Watch The Couch.
Yo Momma’s So Fat, She Wore A Black Bathing Suit To The Pool And Everyone Yelled “Oil Spill!”
Yo Momma Is So Fat, When She Sat On The Back Of The Bus It Did A Wheelie.
Yo Momma’s So Fat, Her Baby Pictures Were Taken By Satellite.
Yo Momma’s So Dumb, When Y’all Were Driving To Disneyland, She Saw A Sign That Said “Disneyland Left,” So She Went Home.
Yo Momma Is So Hairy, When She Went To The Movie Theater To See Star Wars, Everybody Screamed And Said, “IT’S CHEWBACCA!”
Yo Momma Is So Stupid She Climbed Over A Glass Wall To See What Was On The Other Side.
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Yo Mamma Is So Fat She Doesn’t Need The Internet, Because She’s Already World Wide.
Yo Momma Is So Stupid She Brought A Spoon To The Super Bowl.
Yo Momma’s So Fat And Old When God Said, “Let There Be Light,” He Asked Your Mother To Move Out Of The Way.
Yo Momma Is So Fat That When She Saw A Yellow School Bus Go By Full Of White Kids She Ran After It Yelling, “TWINKIE!”
Yo Momma’s So Fat, That When She Went To The Zoo, The Hippos Got Jealous.
Your Momma’s So Ugly, When She Goes Into A Strip Club, They Pay Her To Keep Her Clothes On.
Yo Mama So Ugly When She Went Into A Haunted House She Came Out With A Job Application.
Yo Mamma Is So Fat She Walked Past The TV And I Missed 3 Episodes.
Yo Momma Is So Ugly Even Hello Kitty Said, “Goodbye” To Her
Yo Momma So Fat When She Steps Out In A Yellow Raincoat, The People Yell, “TAXI!”
Yo Mom Is So Dumb That She Thought Dunkin’ Donuts Was A Basketball Team.
Yo Mamma Is So Ugly, She Scared The Shit Out Of The Toilet.
Yo Momma Is So Stupid When Your Dad Sad It Was Chilly Outside, She Ran Out The Door With A Spoon!
Yo Momma Is So Poor I Saw Her Kicking A Trash Can So I Asked, “What Are You Doing?” And She Said, “I’m Moving.”
Yo Momma’s So Fat, She Got Baptized At Sea World.
Yo Momma’s So Fat, That When She Fell, No One Was Laughing But The Ground Was Cracking Up.
Yo Momma Is So Fat When She Sat On WalMart, She Lowered The Prices.
Yo Momma Is So Stupid When An Intruder Broke Into Her House, She Ran Downstairs, Dialed 9-1-1 On The Microwave, And Couldn’t Find The “CALL” Button.
Yo Momma Is So Fat That Dora Can’t Even Explore Her!
Your Momma Is So Ugly She Made One Direction Go Another Direction.
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Yo Momma Is So Fat Her Bellybutton Gets Home 15 Minutes Before She Does.
Yo Momma Is So Stupid That When Thieves Broke In And Stole The Tv, She Ran Outside And Yelled To Them,”Hey, You Forgot The Remote!”
Yo Momma Is So Fat She Sat On The Rainbow And Skittles Came Out.
Yo Mama So Fat I Tried Driving Around Her And I Ran Out Of Gas.
Yo Momma Is So Ugly Fix-It Felix Said, “I Can’t Fix It.”
Yo Momma’s So Fat, She Has More Rolls Than A Bakery.
Yo Mama’s So Stupid She Put Paper On The Television And Called It Paper View.
Yo Mama Is So Fat, When She Stepped On A Scale It Said, “One Person At A Time Please.”
Yo Momma So Ugly, She Had To Get The Baby Drunk So That She Could Breastfeed It.
Yo Mamma So Stupid She Tried To Put M&M’s In Alphabetical Order.
Yo Mama’s So Poor That Ducks Throw Bread At Her.
Yo Mama So Stupid, She Tried To Save A Fish From Drowning.
Yo Mama So Ugly She Gives Freddy Krueger Nightmares.
Yo Momma’s So Fat, Her Belt Size Is “Equator.”
Yo Momma So Stupid She Stuck A Phone Up Her Butt And Thought She Was Making A Booty Call!
Yo Mamma So Fat When She Died She Broke The Stairway To Heaven .
Yo Momma’s So Fat When I Told Her To Touch Her Toes She Said, “What Are Those”?
Yo Momma Is So Fat, When She Sat On An IPod, She Made The IPad!
Yo Momma Is So Fat When She Went To KFC The Cashier Asked, “What Size Bucket?” And Yo Momma Said, “The One On The Roof.”
Yo Momma’s So Fat She Needs Cheat Codes For Wii Fit.
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Yo Momma Is So Stupid She Took A Ruler To Bed To See How Long She Slept.
Yo Mamma Is So Ugly When She Took A Bath The Water Jumped Out.
Yo Momma Is So Fat When She Got On The Scale It Said, “I Need Your Weight Not Your Phone Number.”
Yo Momma Is So Fat, I Took A Picture Of Her Last Christmas And It’s Still Printing.
Yo Momma Is So Fat That When She Went To The Beach A Whale Swam Up And Sang, “We Are Family, Even Though You’re Fatter Than Me.”
Yo Mamma Is So Ugly When She Tried To Join An Ugly Contest They Said, “Sorry, No Professionals.”
Your Momma Is So Hairy When She Opens Her Legs It Says “Welcome To Busch Gardens.”
Yo Momma Is So Short, You Can See Her Feet On Her Driver’s License.
Yo Momma So Dumb When I Said, “Drinks On The House,” She Got A Ladder.
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Yo Mamma So Stupid She Put Two M&M’s In Her Ear And Said She Was Listening To Eminem.
Yo Mama Is So Stupid When The Judge Said, Order! Order!” She Said, “Fries And Coke Please.”
Yo Mama Is So Fat On Halloween She Threw On A White Sheet And Went As Antarctica.
Yo Mama So Dumb She Tried To Make An Appointment With Dr. Pepper.
Yo Momma’s So Smelly, That When She Spread Her Legs, I Got Seasick.
Yo Momma’s So Fat, When She Farted, She Launched Herself Into Orbit.
Yo Momma Is So Black, She Got Marked Absent At Night School.
Yo Momma Is So Fat When She Sat On An IPad She Made A Plasma TV.
Yo Momma Is So Ugly Her Parents Had To Feed Her With A Slingshot.
Yo Momma Is So Fat She Went To Church With Heels On And When She Came Back Home They Were Flats.
Yo Mamma So Stupid Her Password Needed 8 Characters, So She Typed “Snow White And The 7 Dwarfs.”
Yo Momma Is So Fat When She Stepped On The Scale It Read, “Get The Hell Off Me!”
Yo Mamma Is So Fat, The Only Good Grade She Got In School Was An “A” In Lunch.
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Yo mama’s so fat, when she fell I didn’t laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Yo mama’s so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.
Yo mama’s so fat, it took me two buses and a train to get to her good side.
Yo mama’s so fat, when she goes camping, the bears hide their food.
Yo mama’s so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.
Yo mama’s so fat, she stepped on a scale and it said: “To be continued.”
Yo momma so fat, I swerved to miss her in my car and ran out of gas.
Yo mama’s so fat, when she wears high heels, she strikes oil.
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Yo mama so fat that when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips.
Yo mama so fat, her job title is Spoon and Fork Operator.
Yo mama so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed three episodes.
Yo mama’s so fat, when she went to KFC and the cashier asked what size bucket she wanted, she said, “The one on the roof!”
Yo mama so big, her belt size is “equator.”
Yo mama so fat, when she talks to herself, it’s a long-distance call.
Yo mama so fat, she left in high heels and came back in flip flops.
Yo mama’s so fat, she was overthrown by a small militia group, and now she’s known as the Republic of Yo Mama.
Yo mama so fat, not even Dora can explore her.
Yo mama so fat, she gets group insurance.
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Yo mama’s so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
Yo mama so dumb, she thought Dunkin’ Donuts was a basketball team.
Yo mama so dumb, she thought KFC was UFC for chickens.
Yo momma so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it
Yo momma so stupid, when thieves broke into her house and stole the TV, she chased after them shouting, “Wait, you forgot the remote!”
Yo mama’s so stupid, she tried to eat Eminem.
Yo mama is so dumb, she cooked her own complimentary breakfast.
Yo mama so stupid, she went to the eye doctor to get an iPhone.
Yo mama so stupid, she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
Yo mama’s so stupid, she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.
Yo mama’s so stupid, she stared at a cup of orange juice for 12 hours because it said “concentrate.”
Yo mama so dumb, she thought Twitter was social media for birds.
Yo mama so dumb, it takes her an hour to cook minute rice.
Yo mama’s so stupid, when they said it was chilly outside, she grabbed a bowl.
Yo mama’s so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
Yo momma so stupid, when they said, “Order in the court,” she asked for fries and a shake.
Yo mama’s so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund.
Yo mama so dumb, she sold her car to get gasoline money.
Yo mama’s so stupid, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Yo mama’s so stupid, she got locked in the grocery store and starved to death.
Yo mama’s so stupid, when I said, “Drinks on the house,” she got a ladder.
Yo mama’s so stupid, it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.
Yo mama’s so stupid, she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.
