3767+ random things to say Latest 2026

Random things to say for friends

Hide in a clothing rack in Walmart, and when somebody goes by yell “PICK ME! PICK ME!”

Go to Ikea, hide in a closet until someone walks by, jump out and yell “I’m back from Narnia!”

Go to the vet with a can of mashed tuna and ask can you fix him?

Point into the sky and say “look a dead bird” and see how many look.

When someone says “have a nice day”, stare at them and say, “don’t tell me what to do”!

Make a cardboard car and go through a local drive through, then act as if everything’s normal.

Pretend to pass out in a busy place. When someone touches you scream “I WAS SLEEPING!” and run away.

Dress up as an m&m then run through the mall yelling ” the skittles are coming!”.

Go to a pet shop and ask for a cow.

In an elevator with many people in it, say “you may be wondering why I’ve gathered you here today”.

Make loud groans in a public bathroom then drop a cantaloupe in the toilet and sigh in relief.

Drive a tricycle past a cop while drinking a juice pouch screaming “YOU CAN’T CATCH ME”.

When you’re at school and someone talks on the p.a. system say loudly, “I’m hearing those voices again”.

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Bring a desk on an elevator. When people try to get on ask if they have an appointment.

In an elevator with a lot of people say I bet you are wondering why I have gathered you here today.

Point at an employee in a pet shop and shout “I WANT THAT ONE MOMMY!”

Why is it that every time disaster strikes, I find myself without a proper blade?

Dancing on the table may be my favorite past time

Why are you calling me while i am pretending to be busy!

When someone says, “grab a seat” literally grab a chair and walk out of the room.

Call Pizza Hut and ask for the phone number to Domino’s.

Order a pizza 5 minutes before New Years, and when it comes, yell, “I ORDERED THIS THING A YEAR AGO”!

Go to a public bathroom with chocolate on your hands, reach under the stall and ask for toilet paper.

Inhale some helium, walk up behind a little kid, and say: “Follow the yellow brick road”!

Fill a bucket with bouncy balls and dump them down a stairwell with people in it and yell, “MY BALLS!”

Go into the middle of a crowd and call out a random name and see who replies.

Hide in a wardrobe in a furniture store and when someone opens the door scream, “Welcome to Narnia”.

Place a walkie-talkie in your mailbox and scream at everyone who walks by.

Buy an ice cream, ask the cashier if they believe in unicorns then squish the cone on your forehead.

Hire a taxi. When the man asks you where you want to go, say “To infinity, and beyond”.

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When someone asks you if you know what time it is, say yes and walk away.

Stay in the back of an elevator until a few people enter and say “I’ve Been Expecting You”.

Look at see-through glass and when someone is on the other side shout “OH MY GOD, I’M HIDEOUS!”

Call someone to tell them you can’t talk right now.

Point at someone and shout “You’re one of them!” Run and pretend to trip. Crawl away slowly.

Buy a donut and complain that there’s a hole in it.

Go to a football game and hold up a sign that says “The guy behind me can’t see.”

Dress up as a giant m&m and run through a busy place shouting “THE SKITTLES ARE COMING!”

Go to McDonald’s and ask for a sad meal, then yell “SAD PEOPLE HAVE TO EAT TOO!”

Write “Free Gumballs” on a piece of paper, and tape it to a gumball machine, and watch.

Tape a walkie-talkie to a tree or a lamppost and as people walk by say some random innuendos.

Find a grumpy person, give them a Snickers and say, “You’re not you when you’re hungry” and walk away.

I’m going to get my toe nail pierced this weekend.

When in a grocery store ask the clerk “do you have

Prince Albert in a can?”, if they say yes, tell them to let him go.

Chocolate milk comes from brown cows you know.

Never play golf with a doctor who wears green socks.

When someone bumps into you or steps on your foot, mutter, “You wouldn’t do that if you knew who I was.”

If you bump into someone or step on their foot, say, “I’m sorry. If I’d meant to do it, you’d know.”

When asked a question where you know the answer is yes, instead of saying yes, say “Does the Pope wear a tall hat?”

If you are driving down the road and pass a field with hay bales laying in it, point at the field and yell “Hey”.

Chase the ice cream truck until it stops for you. Then walk away.

Go to the movies with a spray bottle of water. Keep sneezing and spraying the person in front of you

Go to Walmart and get a grape, put it on the conveyor belt at the checkout and try to buy it.

Buy a T.V and remote as same as your neighbors and go outside changing the channels.

Go into a pet store and ask them if they have sloths for sale.

While ordering food at a restaurant, talk about not eating meat ever and then order a steak.

Why are jumbo shrimp so small?

What’s your favorite my little pony?

Can vegetarians still eat animal crackers?

Just text someone a random word and see what happens.

short random things to say 2026

I have super powers

I like to be naked

I AM MAN! (WOMAN)

I am the king (queen) of cheese!

My hair hurts

I really like bananas

It’s those darn aliens

It’s official.. I’m in love with HOT DOGS!

Polar bears sleep with penguins, everyone knows that

Why would I study if I can pretend to study?

Community College is easier than sleeping with a lady

IT’S A CHALLENGE!

I fear chipmunks..period

Fupas are almost as sexy as your mom

How dare you tempt me with those bolgarious schemes

I was born at a very young age.

Yay! I’m taking a poop!

I lost my necklace and dignity in the river.

Are you afraid of raccoons?

Ask me about allergy relief

Some cereals give me gas..

I want to punch bees in the face

Do you eat other peoples finger nails?

My ni@@le is broken.

My eye socket is warm.

Have you ever tried sleeping in water?

Why aren’t shorts half the price of pants?

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Random things to say to your gf ( girlfriend) 2026

You are everything to me.

When I see my future, you are always in it.

Whenever I count my blessings, I count you twice.

I life had a pause button, I would pause every moment I spent with you.

I did not know that angels were allowed to walk on Earth.

Our love inspires hope in everyone around us.

You are the only one for me.

Nothing matters when we’re together.

Thank you for being my lover and my friend.

Everything feels light since I met you.

You shine so brightly.

I want to bring you breakfast in bed every weekend.

I finally understand what romantic music is talking about.

You are my stars and my moon.

I love you endlessly.

I will always try to make you as happy as you make me.

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Your smile makes me melt.

You define beauty.

If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.

The sound of your laugh is music to my ears.

Can I make you breakfast tomorrow?

Let’s go on an adventure together!

You are the most beautiful person I know.

I love your soul.

Your soul shines through every time you smile.

You make everyone’s lives worth living.

You make me want to be a better person.

Thank you for loving me.

Thank you for seeing me for who I am.

I will always care what you think.

I will never stop trying to impress you.

When I count my blessings, you are at the top of my list.

I am so grateful that our paths crossed.

I love what we have.

You make me dream so big.

My life feels so full of hope since I met you.

You are so adorable.

I can’t believe I get to kiss you every night.

I want to spend my life making you happy.

You are my favorite person.

Your perspective is refreshing.

I’m grateful to know you.

You light up the room.

You deserve a hug right now.

You should be proud of yourself.

You’re more helpful than you realize.

You have a great sense of humor.

You just light up the room.

You make a bigger impact than you realize.

You are always so helpful.

You have the best laugh.

I appreciate our friendship.

Your inside is even more beautiful than your outside.

You just glow.

I love the way you bring out the best in people.

Your outlook on life is amazing.

I appreciate you.

You are the most perfect you there is.

You are enough.

You’re strong.

Random things to say to your bf ( boyfriend) 2026

God has blessed me with such an incredible man.

There’s absolutely nothing I would change about us.

The weather today is as fine as you are.

I like you more than chocolate cake.

You’re a ray of sunshine.

You’re as adorable as a ball of fluff.

I don’t ever want to stop loving you.

I love every little thing about you.

I hope you know how much you matter to me.

I would do anything to be the girl you come home to every night and wake up to every morning.

Without you, I’d be so lost.

When I want to smile, I know exactly what to do. I just close my eyes and think about you.

If I ever get lost, I would love to be found in your eyes.

What’s a goddess like you doing here in the mortal realm?