1223+ top Bad Pick Up Lines Latest 2024

short Bad Pick Up Lines

If you were a transformer you’d be Optimus fine

Are you a banana? Because you are very appealing.

Was you father an alien? Because there’s nothing else like you on Earth!

Can you take off your clothes so I can see where you hide your angel wings?

If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?

Is it hot in here or is it just you?

If you were a triangle you’d be an acute one

Hey girl, are you a beaver? ‘Cause damn!

Are you an orphanage? Because I want to give you kids.

Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants.

Hey, you’re pretty and I’m cute. Together we’d be Pretty Cute.

Would you grab my arm, so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?

I couldn’t help noticing that you look a lot like my next girlfriend.

Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.

If you were a fruit you’d be a fine-apple

Are you my appendix? I don’t know what you do or how you work, but I feel like I should take you out.

Somebody call the cops because it’s got to be illegal to look that good!

If you were a vegetable, you’d be a CUTEcumber!

Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only 10 I see!

If I flip this coin, what are the chances of me getting head?

Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.

I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.

Do you believe in love at first sight—or should I walk by again?

I’m no photographer, but I can picture us together.

It’s a good thing I have my library card because I am totally checking you out.

Is this the Hogwarts Express? Because it feels like you and I are headed somewhere magical.

Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda only one for me!

I was wondering if you’re an artist because you were so good at drawing me in.

You know what you would look really beautiful in? My arms

I’ve heard it said that kissing is the ‘language of love.’ Would you care to have a conversation with me about it sometime?

I believe in following my dreams. Can I have your Instagram?

Do you ever get tired from running through my thoughts all night?

Your hand looks heavy—can I hold it for you?

I’m not usually religious, but when I saw you, I knew you were the answer to my prayers

I seem to have lost my number—can I have yours?

girly Bad Pick Up Lines

I hope you know CPR, because you are taking my breath away!

Are you a loan? ‘Cause you’ve got my interest!

Remember me? Oh, that’s right, I’ve only met you in my dreams

You must be made of cheese. Because you’re looking Gouda tonight!

You must be exhausted. You’ve been running through my mind all day.

Do you have a name, or can I just call you ‘mine?’

I’m writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you.

Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?

You are hotter than the bottom of my laptop.

Excuse me, do you know how much a polar bear weighs? No? Me neither but it breaks the ice.

Hi, I’m writing a phone book, can I have your number?

Are you a Wi-Fi hotspot? Because I feel a connection.

Is your name Wally? Because someone like you is hard to find.

I went to my doctor and he told me I have a serious deficiency of Vitamin U!