2123+ funny pun jokes 2025

one line pun jokes 2025

Why did Adele cross the road? To say hello from the other side

What kind of concert only costs cents? A Cent concert featuring Nickelback

What did the grape say when it got crushed? Nothing, it just let out a little wine

I want to be cremated as it is my last hope for a smoking hot body

Time flies like an arrow Fruit flies like a banana

To the guy who invented zero, thanks for nothing

Some aquatic mammals at the zoo escaped It was otter chaos!

Never trust an atom, they make up everything!

Waking up this morning was an eye-opening experience

Long fairy tales have a tendency to dragon

What do you use to cut a Roman Emperor’s hair? Ceasers

The guy who invented the door knocker got a no-bell prize

German sausage jokes are just the wurst

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator

What do you call the ghost of a chicken? A poultry-geist

How does Moses make coffee? Hebrews it

crazy pun jokes 2025

I had a crazy dream last night! I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda Turns out it was just a Fanta sea

A crazy wife says to her husband that moose are falling from the sky The husband says, it’s reindeer

Ladies, if he can’t appreciate your fruit jokes, you need to let that mango

Geology rocks but Geography is where it’s at!

What was Forrest Gump’s email password? forrest

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? I heard the food was good but it had no atmosphere

Can February March? No, but April May

Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy

I don’t trust stairs because they’re always up to something

Smaller babies may be delivered by stork but the heavier ones need a crane

My grandpa has the heart of the lion and a lifetime ban from the zoo

Why was Dumbo sad? He felt irrelephant

, A man sued an airline company after it lost his luggage Sadly, he lost his case

I lost my mood ring and I don’t know how to feel about it!

Yesterday, I accidentally swallowed some food coloring The doctor says I’m okay, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside

So what if I don’t know what apocalypse means? It’s not the end of the world!

My friend drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how his Mercedes bends

Becoming a vegetarian is one big missed steak

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger Then it hit me

The Middle Ages were called the Dark Ages because there were too many knights

My sister bet that I couldn’t build a car out of spaghetti You should’ve seen her face when I drove pasta

I made a pun about the wind but it blows

Never discuss infinity with a mathematician, they can go on about it forever

I knew a guy who collected candy canes, they were all in mint condition

My wife tried to apply at the post office but they wouldn’t letter They said only mails work here

My friend’s bakery burned down last night Now his business is toast

Getting the ability to fly would be so uplifting

It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally

Two windmills are standing in a wind farm One asks, “What’s your favorite kind of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan”

I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory All I did was take a day off!

England doesn’t have a kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool

What do you call the wife of a hippie? A Mississippi

A cross-eyed teacher couldn’t control his pupils

She had a photographic memory, but never developed it

I wasn’t originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind

There was a kidnapping at school yesterday Don’t worry, though – he woke up!

What do you get when you mix alcohol and literature? Tequila mockingbird

What washes up on tiny beaches? Microwaves

I hate how funerals are always at am I’m not really a mourning person

What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a bicycle and a nicely dressed man on a tricycle? A tire

The machine at the coin factory just suddenly stopped working, with no explanation It doesn’t make any cents

Sure, I drink brake fluid But I can stop anytime!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs stuffed in your mailbox? Bill

Somebody stole all my lamps I couldn’t be more de-lighted!

I bought a boat because it was for sail

I’m reading a book about anti-gravity It’s impossible to put down!

How did the picture end up in jail? It was framed!

My ex-wife still misses me But her aim is starting to improve!

Coffee has a rough time in our house It gets mugged every single morning!

Why was the cookie sad? Because his mom was a wafer long!

What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter!

What did the sushi say to the bee? Wasabee!

Why was the baby ant confused? Because all his uncles were ants!

I just found out that I’m color blind The news came completely out of the green!

Why didn’t the cat go to the vet? He was feline fine!

random pun jokes for everyone 2025

Who is the penguin’s favorite Aunt? Aunt-Arctica!

What should a lawyer always wear to a court? A good lawsuit!

The quickest way to make antifreeze? Just steal her blanket!

How do you make a good egg-roll? You push it down a hill!

Apple is designing a new automatic car But they’re having trouble installing Windows!

I’ve started sleeping in our fireplace Now I sleep like a log!

That baseball player was such a bad sport He stole third base and then just went home!

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink!

The past, the present, and the future walk into a bar It was tense!

You really shouldn’t be intimidated by advanced math… it’s easy as pi!

What did the hamburger name it’s baby? Patty!

One lung said to another, “we be-lung together!”

I asked a Frenchman if he played video games He said Wii

Why are frogs so happy? They eat whatever bugs them

What did the duck say when she purchased new lipstick? Put it on my bill!

My parents said I can’t drink coffee anymore Or else they’ll ground me!

What did syrup to the waffle? I love you a waffle lot!

My wife refuses to go to a nude beach with me I think she’s just being clothes-minded!

Did you hear about that cheese factory that exploded in France? There was nothing left but de Brie!

I’m no cheetah, you’re lion!

hilarious pun jokes 2025

What did the buffalo say to his son? Bison

Why should you never trust a train? They have loco motives

What did the ranch say when somebody opened the refrigerator? “Hey, close the door! I’m dressing!”

I wanted to take pictures of the fog this morning but I mist my chance I guess I could dew it tomorrow!

My dad unfortunately passed away when we couldn’t remember his blood type His last words to us were, “Be positive!”

What do you call a girl with one leg that’s shorter than the other? Ilene

Towels can’t tell jokes They have a dry sense of humor

A cabbage and celery walk into a bar and the cabbage gets served first because he was a head

What’s America’s favorite soda? Mini soda

What does a clock do when it’s hungry? It goes back for seconds