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Creepy things to say to your crush 2023

Why can’t you notice me ignoring you?

If you accidentally brush your hand against mine, that’s basically second base.

If you say hi to me and smile, that means we’re married.

We’re alone. Why not take this rare opportunity to make out?

I wonder how you would feel if I sat on your lap. Would I crush you? Good. So then you can’t escape from me.

The sole purpose of me saying, “No one can ever lift me!” is so you can try yourself. Preferably bridal style for at least twenty minutes.

These “hickeys” on my neck are ACTUAL burns from my curling iron, but I’ll let you think that someone is getting a piece of what you’re missing.

I try to make you jealous a lot. Is it working? Do you hate the thought of someone else holding my hand?

If I ask you to study with me, that means let me invite you to a quiet, intimate space where I can fantasize about kissing you.

I dreamt about you last night and I can’t stop thinking about it. And the night before that. And the night before that. I think I dreamt about you all last week too!

I only self-deprecate in front of you so you can tell me that I’m the opposite of what I’m saying.

I know you’re out of my league but I think you’re the type who dates people less attractive than you.

You’re asking me how I’m doing? Well, I’m decent. Life would be better if you explicitly flirted with me and pressed your lips against mine but no big deal

Whenever you talk about one of your friends who happen to be the same gender as me, my heart dies.

Every time before I get the privilege of talking to you, I mentally prepare myself by rehearsing what I’m going to say about three to four times and spray way too much perfume to cover up my nervous sweat.

Whenever you ask me what are my plans this weekend, I say I’m going on a date. But I really mean in my mind. With you.

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This is almost as much fun as watching you sleep.

Don’t try to scream… No-one will hear you.

Oh dear God! Just keep walking towards me! Whatever you do, don’t look behind you!

They say a serial killer’s first victim is always someone he knows…

Please stop me before I kill again… I can’t help myself anymore.

Don’t struggle… I hate it when they struggle.

I’ve been practicing for this moment for so long…

I can smell your poop!

I wonder what you look like… without the skin.

I always knew you would die in my arms.

I bet you didn’t feel me lick your ear.

Every time I poop… it reminds me of you.

Just relax. It will all be over soon.

Underneath all these clothes… I am completely naked.

You smell just like my grandmother… after they dug her up.

I know what you did and I know who you are.

We can’t see them, but they’ve been watching us for a long time now.

I just noticed… There’s a spider in your buttcrack.

Goodbye… Why are you still here?

Do you want death or happy smile?

I couldn’t find any clean underwear this morning… so I had to borrow my grandmother’s.

I’m going to miss you when you’re gone.

I’m so sorry… for what is about to happen.

Sometimes, the things you see in the shadows are more than just shadows.

Delicate things are not as easy to break as you may think.

I’ve tried to take my own life 73 times. Every time was a failure. And messy.

Something was scratching the other side of my pillow all night long.

The smile she gave me wasn’t one from mother to child: it was one from predator to prey.

I wish to organize the first serial killer convention. What do I need to do?

Razors have so many interesting uses.

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I get so tired of watching. I want to start doing.

Stare at me much longer and I’ll pluck out your eye.

My hope is that one day I will be able to say, I’ve killed a chicken.”

Pull back my carpets if you dare! Just keep in mind that you’re likely to find something you may not want to see!

It was July when the dogs began to disappear from the neighborhood. About a week later, people began to go missing.

Even a baby can be dangerous when given a sharp scalpel.

I hope you don’t scream as much as the last one.

You look just like my sister… who died under mysterious circumstances.

Can I feel your pulse? It’s getting slower… slower… slower… It stopped.

Don’t stand so close… It’s contagious.

When you look out your window tonight, you might catch a glimpse of me.

Let’s sew ourselves together… then we can hug forever.

Hold on, I need to go to the toilet… OK I’m done.

Don’t get too close. I have diarrhea and I’m getting ready to blow.

It’s happening again!

I’ll never let you go… Never… Never!… NEVER!

I like you so much, I want to hug your internal organs.

You’re pretty. I bet you have a pretty scream…

I like your face so much, I want to rip it off and put it on my dog.

Last night, I dreamt I murdered you… but here you are still alive… I’m so glad.

Hug me… This doesn’t feel right. Your flesh is still warm.

You have a beautiful head. It will complete my collection.

Do you ever think when the hearse goes by, that you will be the next to die…

Don’t go home. He knows where you live.

You smell different when you’re awake.

You have lovely skin. I can’t wait to wear it.

A good selection of herbs and spices helps make any kind of meat go down.

I like my coffee like I like my women…sealed in an airtight bag in the freezer

You might want to call a bomb squad because there’s going to be an explosion in your anus

There’s a tornado, come in my basement”

Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.

(Smell a girl) I smell that you are in season… want to breed?”

My couch pulls out, but I don’t

I just want to be friends….with your insides

I’m a necrophiliac, so why don’t you drop dead and I’ll think about it!

Got two niples for a dime? Come on, I’m a friend of your dad.

The last time I saw a body like yours, I was burying it in my basement

I’d suck a fart out of your ass.

Help, something is wrong with my eyes – I just can’t take them off you.

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My dad’s ex kept sending me letters asking me to let her exhume my paternal grandparents’ graves because she believed they cursed her.

You have no right to your own life, and if you try to leave me, I’ll kill you so nobody else can have you.

You cannot see them, but they have been watching us for a long time now. I am scared you are next…

People come here for pain! For suffering! And I am the one who gives it to them!

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Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean and baby, I’m all lost at sea.

You’re like a dictionary – you add meaning to my life!

You’re so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.

Nightmares will come pouring out of Hell when the Devil gets desperate.

What if the spiritual world is the job and the living world the vacation?

Those that don’t go mad every once in a while, eventually go mad permanently.

Homes don’t always like all tenants. They retaliate in whatever way they can.

There’s a reason so many people like Halloween. The real reason goes unsaid by many.

Some spirits possess the living to feed the addictions they had while alive. Do you know anyone who eats a lot, drinks a lot, or smokes a lot?

What’s the best way to talk to dead people?” —A child to her mother

I don’t want to alarm you, but right now, there is a skeleton inside of you.

Creepy things to say to your family 2023

My 2-year-old daughter was playing with her toy kitchen, and I saw that she’d put a plastic baby figure in one of the pans and was sautéing it. When I told her we don’t cook babies, she said, ‘It’s just to take the skin off

We were at the dinner table when my nephew just stopped, suddenly got very serious, and made direct eye contact with me, saying, ‘I’m going to find you. I’m going to find you. I’m going to find you…’

I was asleep on the couch when I suddenly had the feeling someone was watching me. I opened my eyes and there were my 3- and 4-year-olds, standing next to my face. Then they smiled, and said, ‘We were watching you

My husband is a farmer, and late one night I took my 4-year-old and 2-year-old to the field to pick him up from work. Well, while we were waiting for him to finish up, my 2-year-old asked, ‘Mommy, who that man outside?’ I responded, ‘I don’t see a man — is your Ken doll on the floor?’ Then, my 4-year-old piped up and said, ‘He’s right outside your door, staring at you. He’s scary. He has blood on his face

When my 2-year-old daughter and I moved into our first home, she once came over and gave me a hug, with her arms really tight around my neck. I pulled away and said, ‘OW — why would you do that?’ She pointed across the room at nothing and said, ‘That man’s doing it to that man

I was alone with my 4-year-old daughter when she began staring out a dark window and said, ‘She’s here

Two days after my daughter turned two, we told her our fish died, knowing she wouldn’t fully understand. She nodded solemnly and said, ‘Everybody goes on the big train