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You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.
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An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body. – Jim Hayes

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

Friends are like walls, sometimes you lean on them and sometimes it’s good just knowing they’re there.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

The Bible tells us to forgive our enemies; not our friends.
Margot Asquith

Whenever a friend succeeds, a little something in me dies.
Gore Vidal

He’s the kind of man who picks his friends—to pieces.
Mae West

There is no spectacle more agreeable than to observe an old friend fall from a rooftop.
Confucius

Afterall, one can’t complain. I have my friends. Somebody spoke to me only yesterday.
Eeyore

He has not an enemy in the world, and none of his friends like him.
Oscar Wilde

The lion and the calf shall lie down together, but the calf won’t get much sleep.
Woody Allen

Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and have her nonsense respected. – Charles Lamb

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

I wish the homes of all my friends were connected to mine by secret underground tunnels.

Friendship must be built on a solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm, inappropriateness and shenanigans.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them.

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There is nothing like puking with somebody to make you into old friends.

A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you.

As the old saying goes, laughter truly is the best medicine, and giggling with your gal pals can heal almost anything.
Becca Anderson

If I killed somebody, I have zero doubt that if I called my best friend and was like,’Hey grab a shovel,’ she wouldn’t even ask a question.
Mila Kunis

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

Crazy friends are the ones that go through the rain with you.

We all need a crazy friend that is willing to stand up for us when we are down on ourselves. We also need to be a crazy friend for someone else in their time of need.
R. Luke Thompson

I don’t trust him. We’re friends.
Bertolt Brecht

I get my exercise acting as a pallbearer to my friends who exercise.
Chancey Depew

There is nothing like puking with somebody to make you into old friends.
Sylvia Path

You can always tell a real friend: when you’ve made a fool of yourself he doesn’t feel you’ve done a permanent job.
Lawrence J. Peter

One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim.
George Carlin

When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, ‘Damn, that was fun.’
Groucho Marx

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.
Erma Bombeck

It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them.

One sure way to lose another woman’s friendship is to try to improve her flower arrangements.
Marcelene Cox

We know our friends by their defects rather than by their merits.
William Somerset Maugham

Men kick friendship around like a football and it doesn’t seem to crack. Women treat it like glass and it falls to pieces.
Ann Lindbergh

It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn’t use long, difficult words but rather short, easy words like ‘What about lunch?’

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane. – Matt Schucker

Friendship is not a big thing, it’s a million little thing.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

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A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with. – Robert Brault

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one! – C.S. Lewis

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad. -Arnold H. Glasgow

Friends give you a shoulder to cry on. But best friends are ready with a shovel to hurt the person who made you cry.

It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn’t use long, difficult words but rather short, easy words like ‘What about lunch?’

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together. – Emilie Saint-Genis

Love is blind. Friendship closes its eyes.

There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate.

You can always tell a real friend: when you’ve made a fool of yourself he doesn’t feel you’ve done a permanent job.

A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.

Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and to have her nonsense respected.

A true friend stabs you in the front, not the back.

One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside. – Robert Bloch

Friends are those rare people who ask how we are, and then wait to hear the answer.

We’ll be best friends forever because you already know too much.

The capacity for friendship is God’s way of apologizing for our families.

When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, ‘Damn, that was fun.’

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

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If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.