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I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship
No one will ever be as entertained by us as us
I was an innocent being… then my best friend came along
Finding friends with the same mental disorderPriceless!
I like you because you join in on my weirdness
As soon as I saw you, I knew an adventure was going to happen
Best friends don’t let you do stupid things…alone!
Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read
I love my computer because all my friends live inside it!
You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend I’ll train you
If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never them go
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go
You want a friend in Washington? Get a dog
Marriage is a sort of friendship recognized by the police
Love is only chatter, friends are all that matter
Friends are God’s ways of apologizing for our families
Win hearts, and you have hands and purses
If I send you my ugly selfies, our friendship is real
You and I are more than friends We’re like a really small gang
Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway
Good friends discuss their sex lives Best friends talk about poop
Friends: people who borrow my books and set wet glasses on them
A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway
Friends buy you a lunch Best friends eat your lunch
Sometimes me think, ‘What is friend?’ Then me say, ‘Friend is someone to share the last cookie with’
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We are best friends Always remember that if you fall , I will pick you up… after I finish laughing
Friendship must be built on a solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm, inappropriateness and shenanigans
If you have friends who are as weird as you, then you have everything
I’d take a bullet for you Not in the head But like in the leg or something
Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them They smile and call you something even more offensive
Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down
Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them
I hope we’re friend until we die Then I hope we stay ghost friends and walk through walls and scare the shit out of people
Good friends don’t let you do stupid things… alone
A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked
Friends give you a shoulder to cry on But best friends are ready with a shovel to hurt the person that made you cry
A good friend will help you move But best friend will help you move a dead body
I don’t know what’s tighter: our jeans or our friendship
Friends offer free therapy
We’ve been friends for so long, I can’t remember which one of us is the bad influence
It’s the friends you can call up at 4 am that matter
Best friends know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public
Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty
Friends buy you food Best friends eat your food
Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and to have her nonsense respected
Me and my best friends can communication with just facial expressions
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It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn’t use long, difficult words but rather short, easy words like ‘What about lunch?’
I think we’ll be friend forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends
Thank you for still being my friend, despite the fact that you are completely aware of every terrifying, raunchy, explicit detail of my life
We will always be friends until we’re old and senile Then we will be new friends
One measure of friendship consists not in the number of things friends can discuss, but in the number of things they need no longer mention
God made up best friends because he knew our mom couldn’t handle us as sisters
Never let you friends be lonely… Disturb them all the time
You can always tell a real friend: when you’ve made a fool of yourself he doesn’t feel you’ve done a permanent job
Having those weird conversations with your friend and thinking if anyone heard us, we’d be put in a mental hospital
Real friendship is when you friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap
We’ll be the old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes
Friends are like condoms, they protect you when things get hard
Best friends don’t care if your house is clean They care if you have wine
I’d walk through fire for my best friend Well, not fire, that would be dangerous But a super humid room but not too humid because you know my hair
Friendship is so weird You just pick a human you’ve met and you’re like ‘Yep, I like this one’ and you just do stuff with them
We will always be friends ’til we’re old and senilethen we can be new friends
It’s hard to find a friend who’s cute, loving, generous, caring, and smart My advice to y’all is, don’t lose me
I was an innocent being once then my best friend came along
We are best friends Always remember that if you fall, I will pick you up after I finish laughing
You and I are more than friends We’re like a really small gang
Good friends don’t let you do stupid things alone
I’d take a nerf bullet for you
15 I will text you 50 times in a row and feel no shame You’re my friend, you literally signed up for this
I will text you 50 times in a row and feel no shame You’re my friend, you literally signed up for this
We’ve been friends for so long I can’t remember which one of us is the bad influence
I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends
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You had me at ‘I hate her too’
Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study
Never let your best friends get lonely… keep disturbing them
I made my Face book name Benefits, so when you add me now it says you’re friends with benefits
Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry
Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face
We’ll be best friends forever because you already know too much
Friends hide a smile and help you up when you fall, but best friends laugh so hard that they fall also
What is a friend? A single soul dwelling in two bodies
Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap
Friendship is about finding people who are your kind of crazy
You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend I’ll train you
An old friend will help you move A good friend will help you move a dead body
An old friend will help you move A good friend will help you move a dead body
It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them
The holy passion of Friendship is of so sweet and steady and loyal and enduring a nature that it will last through a whole lifetime, if not asked to lend money
There is nothing like puking with somebody to make you into old friends
A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you
Friends give you a shoulder to cry on But best friends are ready with a shovel to hurt the person who made you cry
It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn’t use long, difficult words but rather short, easy words like ‘What about lunch?’
Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with
True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together
True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together
Love is blind Friendship closes its eyes
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There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate
You can always tell a real friend: when you’ve made a fool of yourself he doesn’t feel you’ve done a permanent job
A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked
Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and to have her nonsense respected
A true friend stabs you in the front, not the back
One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim
Friendship is like peeing in your pants Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside
Friends are those rare people who ask how we are, and then wait to hear the answer
We’ll be best friends forever because you already know too much
The capacity for friendship is God’s way of apologizing for our families
I hope we’re friends until we die And then I hope we stay ghost friends and walk through walls and scare the crap out of people
Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them They smile and call you something even more offensive
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I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile Then walk into a pole
I like you because you join in on my weirdness
Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face
I can tell by your sarcastic undertones, rude comments, and sheer lack of common decency that we should be best friends
I am the friend you have to explain to your other friends before they meet me
Friends buy you food Best friends eat your food
My friends, there are no friends
Love is blind Friendship tries not to notice
You call me your best friend, but where were you when my selfie only had 4 likes?
Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and have her nonsense respected
We are best friends Always remember that if you fall, I will pick you up After I finish laughing
I am your best friend, and there isn’t anything you can do about it
Best friends are the people in life that make you laugh a little louder, smile a little brighter and live a little better
Friends are God’s way of apologizing to us for our families
It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them
There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate
A good friend calls you in jail A great friend bails you out of jail Your best friend sits next to you and says ‘wasn’t that fun?
I love that our effortless friendship fits perfectly with my laziness
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We’ll be friends till we’re old and senile…Then we’ll be new friends
You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend But it helps
Good friends finish your sentences A best friend will do the same, But make it sound 10 times dirtier in the process
Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends
Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends
Money can’t buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy
Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate
The imaginary friends I had as a kid dropped me because their friends thought I didn’t exist
