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I'm ready, I'm ready.

Look at all the hip young people eating sal-ads.

The best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time.

Can I be excused for the rest of my life?

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I'm ugly and I'm proud!

F is for friends who do stuff together!

All I know is fine dining and breathing.

Ravioli, ravioli. Give me the formuoli.

Krusty Krab Pizza, it's the pizza for you and meeeeee!

If you believe in yourself, with a tiny pinch of magic all your dreams can come true!

The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.

Is mayonnaise an instrument?

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is [insert your name here].

I can't see my forehead!

Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end!

Two words, SpongeBob. Na. Chos.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she we wumbo.

I have no soul.

It's just a cruel reminder that I'm single and likely to remain that way forever.

Future!!!

I knew I shouldn't have gotten out of bed today.

But it's my only night to be fancy!

I might as well sleep for 100 years or so.

Three hours later — Narrator

2000 years later — Narrator

So much later that the old narrator got tired of waiting and they had to hire a new one. — New Narrator

Did you smell it? That smell. A kind of smelly smell. The smelly smell that smells...smelly. — Mr. Krabs

Goodbye everyone, I'll remember you all in therapy. — Plankton

CHOCOLATEEEEEE!

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NICKELODEON

Hmmm, a five-letter word for happiness...money. — Mr. Krabs

SpongeBob Quotes That Are Captions to Life

“I’ll have you know that I stubbed by toe last week and only cried for minutes. – Spongebob

Home is where you’re surrounded by other critters that care about you. – Sandy Cheeks

Top Short Inspirational Quotes To Fuel Your Day

If you believe in yourself and with a tiny pinch of magic, all your dreams can come true. – Spongebob

Sometimes we have to go deep inside ourselves to solve our problems. – Patrick Star

No one can change a person, but someone can be a reason for that person to change. – Spongebob

Dumb people are always blissfully unaware of how dumb they really are…(drools) – Patrick Star

Good people don’t rip other people’s arms off. – Spongebob

Sometimes we have to go deep inside ourselves to solve our problems. – Patrick Star

I know of a place where you never get harmed. A magical place with magical charm. Indoors. Indoors. Indoors. Take it away penny. – Spongebob

It’s not always what you say that matters, sometimes it’s what you don’t say. – Mr. Krabs

You’re a man now, SpongeBob, and it’s time you started acting like one. – Patrick Star

I’m ugly and I’m proud. – SpongeBob

Can you give SpongeBob his brain back, I had to borrow it for the week. – Patrick Star

That’s it mister! You just lost your brain privileges! – Plankton

Excuse me, sir, but you’re sitting on my body, which is also my face. – Spongebob

Too bad SpongeBob’s not here to enjoy Spongebob not being here. – Squidward

With imagination, you can be anything you want. – Spongebob

This is not your average, everyday darkness. This is… ADVANCED darkness. Hey, if I close my eyes it doesn’t seem so dark. – SpongeBob

Spongebob: guess what day today is? Patrick: annoy Squidward day? Spongebob: no silly! that’s on the !. – Spongebob and Patrick