short funny anniversary quotes 2024
Marriage is when a man and woman become one. The trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
An anniversary is a reminder that love is not just a hashtag; it’s a hilarious journey full of texts, Google searches, and too many selfies.
Marriage is like a roller coaster. It has its ups, its downs, but most importantly, you’re supposed to scream if you want to get off.
Congratulations on another year of surviving my snoring and weird habits. Happy anniversary!
Marriage is not just spiritual communion, it is also remembering to take out the trash.
Love is spending the rest of your life with someone you want to kill and not doing it because you’d miss them.
Happy anniversary! Let’s keep making bad decisions together for years to come.
Marriage is when a man and woman become one. The trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
Love is being stupid together. Luckily, we are incredibly talented at that.
Happy anniversary! Another year of pretending to tolerate each other. Well done!
Marriage is not just spiritual communion, it’s remembering to take out the trash.
Love is not just looking at each other; it’s looking in the same direction while Googling how to put up a tent.
Happy anniversary! Marriage is all about give and take – you give me a headache, and I take some aspirin.
After all these years, I’ve figured out how to push all your buttons… and I still choose to push them, just for fun!
Marriage is like a deck of cards. At the start, all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you’re looking for a club and a spade!
Happy anniversary! Remember, if we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life jacket… I’d miss you heaps and think of you often.
Marriage is not just spiritual communion, it’s also remembering to pick up some milk.
Happy anniversary! Let’s keep making unforgettable memories and by ‘unforgettable,’ I mean things we can laugh about next year.
Love is being stupid together. Luckily, we’ve mastered the art of being completely ridiculous.
Happy anniversary! Marriage is like a roller coaster – full of ups, downs, and a whole lot of screaming.
Love is a friendship set to music. Sometimes that music is the theme from Jaws, but hey, let’s dance!
Happy anniversary! Another year of love, laughter, and tolerating each other’s weird habits. Here’s to many more!
Marriage is when a man and woman become one. The trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
Happy anniversary! Cheers to the couple who still knows how to make each other laugh after all these years.
Love is not having to say you’re sorry… until you forget the anniversary!
workshop funny anniversary quotes 2024
Happy anniversary! Marriage is a workshop where the husband works and the wife shops. It’s a win-win!
Love is being married to your best friend. In my case, we’re the kind of friends who laugh at our own jokes.
Happy anniversary! Love is spending the rest of your life with someone who leaves the bathroom door open.
Marriage is like a fine wine; it gets better with time. Also, it might give you a headache in the morning.
Congratulations on surviving another year with me. Here’s to many more years of tolerating each other!
Happy anniversary! Marriage is like a deck of cards. At the start, all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you’re looking for a club and a spade!
Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. Here’s to keeping our eyes wide open for many more years!
Happy anniversary! Remember, marriage is a relationship where one person is always right, and the other is the husband.
Marriage is like a roller coaster – it has its ups, its downs, and it’s over too quickly if you don’t scream loud enough.
Happy anniversary! Let’s celebrate the fact that I haven’t smothered you in your sleep yet.
Love is not having to say you’re sorry every five minutes. It’s more like, ‘What did you do now?’
Happy anniversary! Marriage is like a long trip in a tiny car – you might be packed in tight, but at least the scenery is always changing.
Marriage is when a man and woman become one. The trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
Congratulations on putting up with me for another year. I know it’s not easy, but hey, we make it look good!
Happy anniversary! Love is not having to say you’re sorry… unless you forgot the anniversary, then you should definitely say sorry.
Marriage is when a man and woman become one. The trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
Happy anniversary! Let’s keep making memories together, even if they’re just the same joke repeated for the hundredth time.
Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is the husband. Cheers to being right… sometimes.
Happy anniversary! Here’s to another year of love, laughter, and pretending to be interested in each other’s stories.
Marriage is like a walk in the park – Jurassic Park. But hey, at least we’re surviving the dinosaurs together!
Happy anniversary! Love is not having to say you’re sorry… except when it’s our anniversary, then you should definitely say sorry.
Marriage is like a fine wine; it gets better with time. Also, it might give you a headache in the morning.
Happy anniversary! Love is being stupid together. Luckily, we are incredibly talented at that.
Marriage is a lot like a roller coaster. Sometimes you close your eyes and hold on for dear life!
Congratulations on another year of surviving my snoring and weird habits. Happy anniversary!
Happy anniversary! Marriage is like a deck of cards. At the start, all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you’re looking for a club and a spade!
Marriage is not just spiritual communion, it’s also remembering to take out the trash.
Love is being stupid together. Luckily, we are incredibly talented at that.
Happy anniversary! Another year of pretending to tolerate each other. Well done!
roller coaster funny anniversary quotes 2024
Marriage is like a roller coaster. It has its ups, its downs, but most importantly, you’re supposed to scream if you want to get off.
Congratulations on another year of surviving my snoring and weird habits. Happy anniversary!
Love is not just looking at each other; it’s looking in the same direction while Googling how to put up a tent.
Happy anniversary! Marriage is all about give and take – you give me a headache, and I take some aspirin.
Marriage is when a man and woman become one. The trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
Happy anniversary! Another year of love, laughter, and tolerating each other’s weird habits. Here’s to many more!
Marriage is not just spiritual communion, it’s remembering to take out the trash.
Happy anniversary! Let’s keep making unforgettable memories and by ‘unforgettable,’ I mean things we can laugh about next year.
Love is being stupid together. Luckily, we’ve mastered the art of being completely ridiculous.
Happy anniversary! Marriage is like a roller coaster – full of ups, downs, and a whole lot of screaming.
A true relationship is when you can tell each other anything and everything. No secrets, no lies, and no judgment. Or you can just make each other laugh, that works too.
Happy anniversary! Love is like a fart – if you have to force it, it’s probably crap. Luckily, our love flows naturally!
Marriage is when a man and woman become one. The trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
Happy anniversary! Cheers to the couple who still knows how to make each other laugh after all these years.
Love is a friendship set to music. Sometimes that music is the theme from Jaws, but hey, let’s dance!
Happy anniversary! Another year of love, laughter, and pretending to tolerate each other. Here’s to many more!
Marriage is like a fine wine; it gets better with time. Also, it might give you a headache in the morning.
Congratulations on surviving another year with me. Here’s to many more years of tolerating each other!
Happy anniversary! Marriage is like a deck of cards. At the start, all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you’re looking for a club and a spade!
Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. Here’s to keeping our eyes wide open for many more years!
Happy anniversary! Remember, marriage is a relationship where one person is always right, and the other is the husband.
Marriage is like a roller coaster – it has its ups, its downs, and it’s over too quickly if you don’t scream loud enough.
Happy anniversary! Let’s celebrate the fact that I haven’t smothered you in your sleep yet.
Love is not having to say you’re sorry every five minutes. It’s more like, ‘What did you do now?’
tiny car funny anniversary quotes 2024
Happy anniversary! Marriage is like a long trip in a tiny car – you might be packed in tight, but at least the scenery is always changing.
Marriage is when a man and woman become one. The trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
Happy anniversary! Love is not having to say you’re sorry… unless you forgot the anniversary, then you should definitely say sorry.
Marriage is like a walk in the park – Jurassic Park. But hey, at least we’re surviving the dinosaurs together!
Happy anniversary! Here’s to another year of love, laughter, and pretending to be interested in each other’s stories.
Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is the husband. Cheers to being right… sometimes.
Happy anniversary! Love is not having to say you’re sorry… except when it’s our anniversary, then you should definitely say sorry.
Marriage is like a fine wine; it gets better with time. Also, it might give you a headache in the morning.
Happy anniversary! Love is being stupid together. Luckily, we are incredibly talented at that.
Marriage is a lot like a roller coaster. Sometimes you close your eyes and hold on for dear life!
Congratulations on another year of surviving my snoring and weird habits. Happy anniversary!
Happy anniversary! Marriage is like a deck of cards. At the start, all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you’re looking for a club and a spade!
Marriage is not just spiritual communion, it’s also remembering to take out the trash.
talented funny anniversary quotes 2024
Love is being stupid together. Luckily, we are incredibly talented at that.
Happy anniversary! Another year of pretending to tolerate each other. Well done!
Marriage is like a roller coaster. It has its ups, its downs, but most importantly, you’re supposed to scream if you want to get off.
Congratulations on another year of surviving my snoring and weird habits. Happy anniversary!
Love is not just looking at each other; it’s looking in the same direction while Googling how to put up a tent.
Happy anniversary! Marriage is all about give and take – you give me a headache, and I take some aspirin.
Marriage is when a man and woman become one. The trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
Happy anniversary! Another year of love, laughter, and tolerating each other’s weird habits. Here’s to many more!
