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So I asked a blonde Hindi Jokes 2025
So I asked a blonde, "Which is closer, Florida or the Sun?" She said, "The Sun, because I can look up and see it.
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guy and his date Hindi Jokes 2025
A guy and his date are parked out in the country away from town, when they start kissing and fondling each other. Just then, the girl stops and sits up. “What’s the matter?” asks the guy. She replies, “I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I’m actually a prostitute, and I charge $100 for sex.” The man thinks about it for a few seconds, but then reluctantly gets out a $100 bill, pays her, and they have sex. After a cigarette, he just sits in the driver’s seat looking out the window. “Why aren’t we going anywhere?” asks the girl. “Well, I should have mentioned this before,” replies the man, “but I’m actually a taxi driver, and the fare back to town is $50.
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young rooster Hindi Jokes 2025
A farmer buys a young rooster. As soon as he brings the bird to the farm, it rushes & fucks all 150 hens. The farmer is impressed thinking about all the eggs the hens would hatch. At lunch, the rooster again screws all 150 hens. The farmer gets a bit worried now. The next day, he finds the rooster fucking the ducks, geese, & a parrot too which is now scaring him. Later that day, he finds the rooster lying pale, half-dead with vultures circling over its head. The farmer says, "You horny bastard, you deserve this." The rooster opens one eye, points up, & whispers, "Shh! Don't shout, let them land!"
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hard of hearing Hindi Jokes 2025
Santa, hard of hearing, realises that he needs to buy a hearing aid, but he feels unwilling to spend too much money. 'How much do they cost?' he asks Manbir, the shopkeeper. 'That depends,' says. Manbir, 'They run from £20 to £2,000.' 'Let's see the £20 model,' asks Santa. Manbir puts the device around Santa's neck instructing, 'You just stick this button in your ear and run this little string down to your pocket.' 'How does it work?' Santa inquires. 'For only £20 it doesn't work," Manbir replies, 'But when people see it on you, they'll talk louder!'
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A married man Hindi Jokes 2025
A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them in the office and they took off for her house. Exhausted from the afternoon's activities, they fell asleep and awoke at around 8 p.m. As the man threw on his clothes, he told the woman to take his shoes outside and rub them through the grass and dirt. Confused, she nonetheless complied and he slipped into his shoes and drove home. "Where have you been?" demanded his wife when he entered the house. "Darling," replied the man, "I can't lie to you. I've been having an affair with my secretary. I fell asleep in her bed and didn't wake up until eight o'clock." The wife glanced down at his shoes and said, "You liar! You've been playing golf!"
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planning to get Hindi Jokes 2025
My friend was planning to get a Labrador. Is he mad?! Hasn’t he seen how many of their owners go blind?!”
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IDK stand Hindi Jokes 2025
Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?" Brunette: "I don’t know." Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"
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sets of lips Hindi Jokes 2025
Why do woman have two sets of lips? One set to tell you off with, and the other to make you forget you're mad!
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cups avoid the city Hindi Jokes 2025
Why do coffee cups avoid the city? They're afraid to get mugged.
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diarrhea Hindi Jokes 2025
A little boy with diarrhea tells his mom that he needs Viagra. The mom asks, "Why on Earth do you need that?!" The little boy says, "Isn't that what you give daddy when his sh*t doesn't get hard?"
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The Perfect Son joke Hindi Jokes 2025
The Perfect Son. A: I have the perfect son. B: Does he smoke? A: No, he doesn't. B: Does he drink whiskey? A: No, he doesn't. B: Does he ever come home late? A: No, he doesn't. B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he? A: He will be six months old next Wednesday.
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walks into a pub Hindi Jokes 2025
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads, "Cheese Sandwich: $1.50; Chicken Sandwich: $2.50; Hand Job: $10.00." Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks to an eager-looking group of men. "Yes?" she enquires with a knowing smile, "Can I help you?" "I was wondering," whispers the man, "Are you the one who gives the hand jobs?" "Yes," she purrs, "I am." The man replies, "Well, go wash your hands, I want a cheese sandwich!"
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moon cut Hindi Jokes 2025
How does the moon cut his hair?" "Eclipse it.
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Me and my wife Hindi Jokes 2025
Me and my wife decided that we don't want to have children anymore. So anybody who wants one can leave us their phone number and address and we will bring you one.
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After hair cut Hindi Jokes 2025
After hair cut Barbar : is that fine? Me: yaah.. Awesome... *comes home* *cries in the corner* 😒 😑
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blonde girlfriend Hindi Jokes 2025
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. "Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents." Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?" "Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like, hello? It's only 25 cents!"
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call an elephant Hindi Jokes 2025
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter? An irrelephant
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using the bathroom Hindi Jokes 2025
Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom? Because the 'P' is silent
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guy decides Hindi Jokes 2025
A guy decides to do something nice for his girlfriend before they leave on vacation so he gets her name tattooed on his penis. He comes home and shows it to her. She looks at it and says, "That's great, sweetie, but what is 'Wy'?" He tells her to rub it and as she does she sees it actually reads "Wendy." When they arrive at Montego Bay, the couple are walking along a nude beach and the boyfriend notices a black guy with "Wy" on his penis. He asks the man if he also has a girlfriend named Wendy. The black guy laughs and says, "Nah, mon, mine says 'Welcome to Jamaica have a nice day.'"
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old aunts Hindi Jokes 2025
My old aunts would come and tease me at weddings, “Well Sarah? Do you think you’ll be next?” - We’ve settled this quickly once I’ve started doing the same to them at funerals. 😁😁😁
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barber win Hindi Jokes 2025
How did the barber win the race? He knew a shortcut.
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Homework joke Hindi Jokes 2025
Teacher: Can I see your homework Me: Haha no way loser do your own 😁😁😁😁
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There are three blondes Hindi Jokes 2025
There are three blondes who are on a road trip. As they are driving through the desert, their car breaks down. They have no phone to call anyone, so they decide to walk to the nearest city, several miles away. They each decide to take one thing to make the journey better. The first blonde takes the radio and says, "If we get bored, we can put the radio on and listen to music." The second blonde decides to take a wheel, "In case one of us gets really tired, we can go inside the wheel and be rolled." The third blonde takes the car door, "In case it gets too hot, we can roll down the window!"
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ski lodge Hindi Jokes 2025
Three guys go to a ski lodge, and there aren't enough rooms, so they have to share a bed. In the middle of the night, the guy on the right wakes up and says, "I had this wild, vivid dream of getting a hand job!" The guy on the left wakes up, and unbelievably, he's had the same dream, too. Then the guy in the middle wakes up and says, "That's funny, I dreamed I was skiing!"
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blonde busy Hindi Jokes 2025
Q: How do you keep a blonde busy for 2 days? A: Give her a piece of paper that has "Please turn over" written on both sides.
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Monica Lewinsky walks Hindi Jokes 2025
Monica Lewinsky walks into the dry cleaners. The old man behind the counter is hard of hearing and doesn't understand her request, so he says, "Come again." Monica responds, "No, this time it's mustard."
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capital is growing Hindi Jokes 2025
What country's capital is growing the fastest?" "Ireland. Every day it's Dublin
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This young fellow Hindi Jokes 2025
This young fellow is about to be married, and is asking his grandfather about sex. He asks how often you should have it. His grandfather tells him, "When you first get married, you want it all the time, and maybe you'll do it several times a day. Later on, sex tapers off, and you have it once a week or so. Then as you get older, you have sex maybe once a month. When you get really old, you are lucky to have it once a year, like maybe on your anniversary." The young fellow then asks his grandfather, "Well how about you and grandma now?" His grandfather replies, "Oh, we just have oral sex now." "What's oral sex?" The young fellow asks. "Well, she goes to bed in her bedroom, and I go to bed in my bedroom. She yells, 'Screw you,' and I holler back, 'Screw you too!'"
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blonde try to kill Hindi Jokes 2025
How did the blonde try to kill the bird?? She threw it off a cliff.
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husband's temper Hindi Jokes 2025
A woman goes to the Doctor, worried about her husband's temper. The doctor asks, "So what seems to be the problem?" The woman says, "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every day my husband seems to lose his temper for no reason at all. It's starting to scare me." The Doctor tells her, "I think I have just the cure for that. When it seems your husband is getting angry, just take a glass of water and start swishing it in your mouth. Just swish, and swish, but don't swallow it until he leaves the room or decides to go to bed." Two weeks later, the woman returns, looking fresh and reborn. The woman says, "Doctor, that was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband started to lose it, I swished with water. I swished and swished, and he calmed right down! How does a glass of water do that?!" The Doctor informs her, "The water itself does nothing. It's having to keep your mouth shut that does the trick."
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receptionist Hindi Jokes 2025
Q: What does the receptionist at the sperm clinic say when clients are leaving? A: “Thanks for coming!”
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elderly couple Hindi Jokes 2025
There’s an elderly couple who has reached that point in life, where sex isn’t part of the itinerary anymore. One night, the wife turns to her husband and says, “Everytime one of us wants to have a bit of a slap and tickle, we just have to say, "Washing machine.’” A night passes, and the husband leans over and whispers, “Washing machine.” The wife gives him a shove and informs him that she has a headache. A few nights go by and the same thing happens, but the husband is determined and he reckons he’ll just give it one more try. He leans over and whispers seductively, “Washing machine.” Yet again, the wife turns him away. However, a few moments pass and the wife’s needs arises so she rolls over and recites the word, but the husband turns over and says, “Sorry love, it was only a small wash so I did it by hand.”
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claped together Hindi Jokes 2025
Pedro lives in an orphanage. One day Pedro is heading towards town with his hands claped together, when the padre who runs this orphanage asks Pedro, "What do you have in your hands and where are you going?" Pedro replies, "Father, I have horseflies and I am going to town to get horses." Sure enough later Pedro comes back with two beautiful Arabians. Next day Pedro walks past the priest again with the same question, "Pedro, what do you have in your hand and where are you going?" Pedro replies once again, "Father I have butter and I am going to town to get butterflies." Sure enough Pedro returns with beautiful monarch butterflies. The very next day Pedro is headed towards town once again when the Priest asks the same question, "Pedro what do you have in your hands and where are you going?" Again Pedro replies, "Father I have Pussy willows-" "Wait, Pedro!" says the Priest, "I'll go with you!!"
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doctor's office Hindi Jokes 2025
A brunette goes into a doctor's office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it. "Impossible," says the doctor. "Show me." She takes her finger, presses on her elbow, and screams in agony. She pushes her knee and screams, pushes her ankle and screams, and so it goes on; everywhere she touches makes her scream with pain. The doctor says, "You're not really a brunette are you?" She says, "No, I dyed my hair. I'm naturally blonde." "I thought so," he says. "Your finger is broken."
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man gets Hindi Jokes 2025
A man gets on a bus, and ends up sitting next to a very attractive nun. Enamored with her, he asks if he can have sex with her. Naturally, she says no, and gets off the bus. The man goes to the bus driver and asks him if he knows of a way for him to have sex with the nun. "Well," says the bus driver, "every night at 8 o'clock, she goes to the cemetery to pray. If you dress up as God, I'm sure you could convince her to have sex with you." The man decides to try it, and dresses up in his best God costume. At eight, he sees the nun and appears before her. "Oh, God!" she exclaims. "Take me with you!" The man tells the nun that she must first have sex with him to prove her loyalty. The nun says yes, but tells him she prefers anal sex. Before you know it, they're getting down to it, having nasty, grunty, loud sex. After it's over, the man pulls off his God disguise. "Ha, ha!" he says, "I'm the man from the bus!" "Ha, ha!" says the nun, removing her costume, "I'm the bus driver!"
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A cheeseburger Hindi Jokes 2025
A cheeseburger walks into a bar. The bartender says, 'Sorry, we don't serve food here
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goes to a church Hindi Jokes 2025
An old man goes to a church, and is making a confession: Man: "Father, I am 75 years old. I have been married for 50 years. All these years I had been faithful to my wife, but yesterday I was intimate with an 18 year old." Father: "When was the last time you made a confession?" Man: "I never have, I am Jewish." Father: "Then why are telling me all this?" Man: "I’m telling everybody!"
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The bell rang Hindi Jokes 2025
The bell rang for school to start and John walked in late. Mr. Clark asked, "John, why are you late?" He replied, "I was on Cherry Hill." Then he sat down. Ten minutes later Nathan walked in late and Mr. Clark repeated, "Why are you late?" Nathan answered, "I was on top of Cherry Hill." Five minutes later Kevin walked in late and Mr. Clark said to him, "Kevin, where have you been?" Kevin replied, "I was on Cherry Hill." Ten minutes later a girl walked in the classroom and Mr. Clark asked, "Hi there, what's your name?" The girl replied, "Cherry Hill."
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get a squirrel Hindi Jokes 2025
How do you get a squirrel to like you? Act like a nut
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Two couples Hindi Jokes 2025
Two couples went out golfing together. The men hit first from the men's tee and walked with the ladies to their tee box. The first lady took a mighty swing at the ball, missing it completely, while passing some gas rather loudly in the process. No one commented. She addressed the ball again but this time she passed just little gas as she made contact with the ball, topping it and moving it only a short distance. She said, "I wonder why it didn't go any further?" One of the men said, "I don't think you gave it enough gas."
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kill a blonde Hindi Jokes 2025
How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch-and-sniff at the bottom of a pool.
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black men get killed Hindi Jokes 2025
Why did so many black men get killed in Vietnam? When the generals would yell, "Get down!" they would all start dancing.
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Deviled eggs Hindi Jokes 2025
What do evil hens lay? Deviled eggs.
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A blonde goes to a soda Hindi Jokes 2025
A blonde goes to a soda machine. She puts in a dollar and gets a soda. She does this again and again. A man in line behind her asks why she is taking so long. She says, "Can't you see I'm winning?
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about the blonde Hindi Jokes 2025
Did you hear about the blonde that got excited? She finished a jigsaw puzzle in six months, when the box said, "two to four years."
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blonde dyes Hindi Jokes 2025
What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair brunette? Artificial intelligence.
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hundred dollar bill Hindi Jokes 2025
Teacher: Why are you late? Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it? Student: No. I was standing on it.
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difference between your boyfriend Hindi Jokes 2025
What's the difference between your boyfriend and a condom? Condoms have evolved: They're not so thick and insensitive anymore.
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shouldn't you argue Hindi Jokes 2025
Why shouldn't you argue with a dinosaur? You'll get jurasskicked.
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panties with flowers Hindi Jokes 2025
Why do women wear panties with flowers on them? In loving memory of all the faces that have been buried there.
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call me a taxi Hindi Jokes 2025
A: Hey, man! Please call me a taxi. B: Yes, sir. You are a taxi.
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Olympic medals Hindi Jokes 2025
Mexico doesn't win Olympic medals because all the best runners, jumpers, and swimmers are in America.
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preparing wedding cards Hindi Jokes 2025
Santa and Jeeto were preparing wedding cards for their son at the printers. Jeeto was not very good at English so she asked the printer to help her. After the printer had presented her with a draft, she quickly pointed out that the "RSVP " was missing . The printer was surprised by Jeeto's knowledge and asked her if she knew what it meant. Jeeto started to think and after much thought he replied, 'Vait! I remember. I remember - RSVP. It means "Remember, Send Vedding Present."'
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Mexican basketball Hindi Jokes 2025
Q: What do you call a Mexican basketball game? A: Juan on Juan.
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William Sexfear Hindi Jokes 2025
According To William Sexfear Every Wife Is A Mistress For Her Husband. Miss For One Hour And . . . . Stress For The Remaining 23 Hours.
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Chinese couple Hindi Jokes 2025
Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a black baby? They named it Sum Ting Wong
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wife and daughter Hindi Jokes 2025
A family is at the dinner table. The son asks the father, “Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?” The father, surprised, answers, “Well, son, a woman goes through three phases. In her 20s, a woman’s breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s and 40s, they are like pears, still nice, hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions.” “Onions?” the son asks. “Yes. You see them and they make you cry.” This infuriated his wife and daughter. The daughter asks, “Mom, how many different kinds of willies are there?” The mother smiles and says, “Well, dear, a man goes through three phases also. In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30s and 40s, it’s like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50s, it’s like a Christmas tree.” “A Christmas tree?” the daughter asks. “Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration.”
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out of money Hindi Jokes 2025
A blonde, out of money, and down on her luck after buying air at a real bargain, needed money desperately. To raise cash, she decided to kidnap a child and hold him for ransom. She went to the local playground, grabbed a kid randomly, took her behind a building, and told her, "I've kidnapped you." She then wrote a big note saying, "I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and leave it under the apple tree next to the slides, on the south side of the playground. Signed, A blonde." The blonde then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents. The next morning, the blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the apple tree. The blonde looked in the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said, "How could you do this to a fellow blonde?"
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Keep the tip Hindi Jokes 2025
What did the leper say to the sex worker? Keep the tip.
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porn magazine Hindi Jokes 2025
One day a man came home from work to find his wife crying hysterically in the kitchen. "What's wrong, dearest?" asked the confused husband. "Oh darling," sobbed the wife, "I was cleaning little Suzie's room when I found whips, handcuffs and chains under her bed, along with a very erotic porn magazine! What ever are we going to do?" "Well," replied the man, "I guess a spanking is out of the question?"
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A wife comes Hindi Jokes 2025
A wife comes home late one night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom. From under the blanket, she sees four legs instead of just her husband's two. She reaches for a baseball bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can. Once she's done, she goes to the kitchen to have a drink. As she enters, she sees her husband there, reading a magazine. He says, "Hi darling, your parents have come to visit us, so I let them stay in our bedroom. Did you say hello?"
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all trapped Hindi Jokes 2025
There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette. They were all trapped on an island and the nearest shore was 50 miles away. The redhead swam trying to make it to the other shore she swam 15 miles, drowned, and died. The brunette swam 24 miles, drowned, and died. The blonde swam 25 miles, got tired, and swam back.
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Malaysian plane Hindi Jokes 2025
Q: Why was the Malaysian plane lost? A: Because an Asian was driving it!
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problem with scientists Hindi Jokes 2025
What's the problem with scientists? Periodically they're wrong.
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a black girl Hindi Jokes 2025
Q: How does a black girl tell if she is pregnant? A: When she pulls the tampon out all the cotton is picked.
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beverage Hindi Jokes 2025
Ladies, it is amazing how you do that, with a beverage coming out of your nipple, did you know that? Guys, we can't do it. Because if we could, we'd spend the whole time squirting each other
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A blonde gets lost Hindi Jokes 2025
A blonde gets lost and calls for directions. The operator asks which cross streets she's at. The blonde replies, "I'm on the corner of Walk and Do Not Walk."
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good at sleeping Hindi Jokes 2025
"I'm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed!
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oral and a rectal Hindi Jokes 2025
What's the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer? The taste!
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Three guys travel Hindi Jokes 2025
Three guys travel to Saudi Arabia and get lost. They walk into a tent that they think was the one they rented, but actually belongs to a prince with 3 hot wives. The prince comes home and thinks his wives are cheating on him. As a punishment, he tells them that their penises will have to be cut off in some way relating to their occupation. He asks the first guy what his job was. "I'm an employee at the shooting range," he replies. "Then we'll shoot your dick off!" the prince says. "I'm a fireman," the second guy says. "Then we'll burn your cock off!" says the prince. The third guy smiles and says, "I'm a lollipop salesman."
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finished a jigsaw Hindi Jokes 2025
Did you hear about the blonde that got excited? She finished a jigsaw puzzle in six months, when the box said, "two to four years."
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Waking up this Hindi Jokes 2025
Waking up this morning was an eye-opening experience.
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young person with the short hair Hindi Jokes 2025
A: Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl? B: It's a girl. She's my daughter. A: Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I didn't know that you were her father. B: I'm not. I'm her mother.
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graveyard looks Hindi Jokes 2025
This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be dying to get in
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rumor about butter Hindi Jokes 2025
Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I'm not going to spread it!
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call a Caucasian Hindi Jokes 2025
Q: What do you call a Caucasian person who swims across the border into Mexico? A: A white back.
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A blind guy Hindi Jokes 2025
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?" In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, you should know something. Our bartender is blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I’m a six foot tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is six foot two, weighs 225, and he’s a rugby player. The fella to your right is six foot five, pushing 300, and he’s a wrestler. Each one of us is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?" The blind guy says, “Nah, not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times."
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kind of shady Hindi Jokes 2025
I don't trust those trees. They seem kind of shady
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Teacher funny Hindi Jokes 2025
A teacher asked a student to write 55. Student asked: How? Teacher: Write 5 and beside it another 5! The student wrote 5 and stopped. teacher: What are you waiting for? student: I don’t know which side to write the other 5🤑
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Geology rocks Hindi Jokes 2025
Geology rocks but Geography is where it’s at!
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telling Dad Hindi Jokes 2025
I like telling Dad jokes. Sometimes he laughs!
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Christmas is your right Hindi Jokes 2025
If Thanksgiving is your left leg and Christmas is your right leg, can I visit between the holidays?
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receptionist Hindi Jokes 2025
What does the receptionist at a sperm bank say as clients leave? Thanks for coming!
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Two sperms Hindi Jokes 2025
Two sperms are racing to reach the ovule. After a minute, one asks the other, "Hey, how much longer until we reach the ovaries?" The other answers, "Keep swimming, fool! We haven't even passed the tonsils yet!"
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honeymoon hotel Hindi Jokes 2025
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?" The husband replied, "All I wanted to do was to f*ck your brains out, and suck your t*ts dry." Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, "What are you thinking now?" He replied, "It looks as if I did a pretty good job."
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asked my dog Hindi Jokes 2025
I asked my dog what's two minus two. He said nothing.
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pickle slicer Hindi Jokes 2025
A man comes home early from work and tells his wife he just got fired. He tells her, "I got caught with my penis in the pickle slicer." His wife asks him if his penis is okay and he assures her it is fine. "Well," she asks, "What happened to the pickle slicer?" "Oh," he says, "She got fired too."
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camouflage pants Hindi Jokes 2025
I wanted to buy camouflage pants, but I couldn't find any.
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interview joke funny Hindi Jokes 2025
Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you?" Man: "Yes!" Reporter: "Name?" Man: "Abdul Al-Rhazim." Reporter: "Sex?" Man: "Three to five times a week." Reporter: "No no! I mean male or female?" Man: "Yes, male, female... sometimes camel." Reporter: "Holy cow!" Man: "Yes, cow, sheep... animals in general." Reporter: "But isn't that hostile?" Man: "Yes, horse style, dog style, any style." Reporter: "Oh dear!" Man: "No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch.
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bicycle stand up Hindi Jokes 2025
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired
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pig answered Hindi Jokes 2025
A man walks by a blonde, who is holding a pig. The man asks, "Where did you get her?" The pig answered, "I won her at the fair."
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I love math Hindi Jokes 2025
I love math. And then sum.
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A little boy walks Hindi Jokes 2025
A little boy walks into his parents' room while they're having sex. The boy asks, "What are you doing?" The mother explains, "Your daddy was full of air, so I was jumping on him to get it out." The boy says, "That's funny. Every time you leave for work, your sister comes and blows him right back up."
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Don't call me Hindi Jokes 2025
I'll call you later. Don't call me later, call me Dad!
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vacuum cleaner Hindi Jokes 2025
I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner—it was just gathering dust!
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independent 75-year-old woman Hindi Jokes 2025
A difficult independent 75-year-old woman liked sitting by the park feeding the pigeons. One day she brought with her a whole loaf of fresh bread just to feed her daily company. Little by little, pinch by pinch, she fed each pigeon with joy. She sat there without being noticed by anyone in the rich suburban neighborhood. Then suddenly a man in his early 40's rained on her parade by telling her that she shouldn't throw away good food on a bunch of pigeons that can find food anywhere when there are a lot of people starving in Africa. She replied in crazed anger and without hesitation, "Well, hell, I can't throw that far!"
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blindfold joke Hindi Jokes 2025
How do you blindfold a Chinese person? Put floss over their eyes.
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sign of inflation Hindi Jokes 2025
What is the sign of inflation? A Volkswagen with 12 Latinos in it.
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sell curtains Hindi Jokes 2025
Santa enters a shop that sell curtains. He announces to Gurdaya, the salesman, 'I would like to buy a pair of green curtains.' The salesman assures him that they had a large selection of green curtains. Gurdaya shows him several patterns, but Santa seems to be having a hard time choosing. Finally, he selects a smashing green floral print. The salesman asked what size curtains he requires.
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crazy wife says Hindi Jokes 2025
A crazy wife says to her husband that moose are falling from the sky. The husband says, it’s reindeer.
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going on ahead Hindi Jokes 2025
What did one hat say to the other?" "Stay here! I'm going on ahead
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Google male or female Hindi Jokes 2025
Q: Is Google male or female? A: Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.
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confuse a blonde Hindi Jokes 2025
How do you confuse a blonde? Put her in a circle and tell her to go to the corner.
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hanging onto a rope Hindi Jokes 2025
There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette. They all decide that one person should get off because if they don't, the rope will break and everyone will die. No one can decide who should go, so finally the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, "I'll get off." The blondes, all moved by the brunette's speech, start clapping. Problem solved.
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Screw the mailman Hindi Jokes 2025
I'm a mailman. At Christmas this year, Mrs. Jankowitz met me at the door and invited me in for a great breakfast spread. After I ate, I thanked her and she said, "There's more." She took me to her bedroom and showed me moves I had never imagined. I told her I had no idea she felt this way. She said, "I don't." I ask, "What was all this about?" She says, "I asked the husband what to give the mailman." He said, "Screw the mailman, breakfast was my idea."
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The women need Hindi Jokes 2025
A blonde and a redhead have a ranch. They have just lost their bull. The women need to buy another, but only have $500. The redhead tells the blonde, "I will go to the market and see if I can find one for under that amount. If I can, I will send you a telegram." She goes to the market and finds one for $499. Having only one dollar left, she goes to the telegraph office and finds out that it costs one dollar per word. She is stumped on how to tell the blonde to bring the truck and trailer. Finally, she tells the telegraph operator to send the word "comfortable." Skeptical, the operator asks, "How will she know to come with the trailer from just that word?" The redhead replies, "She's a blonde so she reads slow: 'Come for ta bull.'"
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call a Mexican basketball Hindi Jokes 2025
What do you call a Mexican basketball player? Mexi-cant.
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parents were divorced Hindi Jokes 2025
A few months after his parents were divorced, little Johnny passed by his mom's bedroom and saw her rubbing her body and moaning, "I need a man, I need a man!" Over the next couple of months, he saw her doing this several times. One day, he came home from school and heard her moaning. When he peeked into her bedroom, he saw a man on top of her. Little Johnny ran into his room, took off his clothes, threw himself on his bed, started stroking himself, and moaning, "Ohh, I need a bike! I need a bike!"
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the bread say Hindi Jokes 2025
What did the bread say to the baker? "You knead me."
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Scientists Hindi Jokes 2025
Scientists have proven that there are two things in the air that have been known to cause women to get pregnant: their legs.
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sleep during nap Hindi Jokes 2025
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest
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A dictator! Hindi Jokes 2025
What do you get when you cross a dick with a potato? A dictator!
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tiny village Hindi Jokes 2025
In a tiny village lived an old maid. In spite of her old age, she was still a virgin. She was very proud of it. She knew her last days were getting closer, so she told the local undertaker that she wanted the following inscription on her tombstone: "Born as a virgin, lived as a virgin, died as a virgin." Not long after, the old maid died peacefully, and the undertaker told his men what the lady had said. The men went to carve it in, but the lazy no-goods they were, they thought the inscription to be unnecessarily long. They simply wrote: "Returned unopened."
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Santa will send Hindi Jokes 2025
Mother: "Sweetie, make a Christmas wish." Girl: "I wish that Santa will send some clothes to those naked girls in papa's computer."
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camouflage pants Hindi Jokes 2025
I wanted to buy camouflage pants, but I couldn't find any.
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go into heaven Hindi Jokes 2025
Four nuns are in line to go into heaven. God asks the first nun if she has ever sinned. She says, "Well, I've seen a penis." So God puts holy water on her eyes and lets her enter. He asks the second nun the same thing and she says, "I've held a penis," so he puts holy water on her hands and lets her enter. Then the fourth nun skips the third nun in line and God asks why she did that. The 4th nun replies, "Well, I need to gargle it before she sits in it."
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Santa is in Delhi Hindi Jokes 2025
Santa is in Delhi. He is walking on a street which has a Clock Tower when someone asks him if he wants to buy the clock on the Tower. Santa says agrees. 'Give me a thousand rupees and I'll go get a ladder.' The man took the thousand and disappeared. Having waited for several hours the Santa figures he has been made a fool by that man. On the next day Santa is again walking along the same street and the same man asks him to buy the clock. 'Give me a thousand rupees and I'll go get a ladder.' Santa gives him another thousand and says, 'Oye, I am not a fool. This time, you wait and I'll go get a ladder.'
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hard and dry Hindi Jokes 2025
Q. What goes in hard and dry then comes out wet and soft? A. Chewing gum
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Iranian who locked Hindi Jokes 2025
Did you hear about the Iranian who locked himself out of his car? It took three hours to get his family out of it.
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Don't be racist Hindi Jokes 2025
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.
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married for 30 years Hindi Jokes 2025
A man and woman had been married for 30 years, and in those 30 years, they always left the lights off when having sex. He was embarrassed and scared that he couldn't please her, so he always used a big dildo on her. All these years she had no clue. One day, she decided to reach over and flip the light switch on and saw that he was using a dildo. She said "I knew it, asshole, explain the dildo!" He said, "Explain the kids!"
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walks into a shoe Hindi Jokes 2025
A blonde walks into a shoe store and tries on a pair of shoes. "How do they feel?" asks the salesclerk. "Well, they feel a bit tight," replies the blonde. The assistant promptly bends down and has a look at the shoes and the blonde’s feet. "Try pulling the tongue out," offers the clerk. “Nath, theyth sthill feelth a bith tighth,” the blonde replies.
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Ford didn't invent Hindi Jokes 2025
I'm happy Ford didn't invent the airplane. It wouldn't have been Wright.
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2 plus 2 pappu joke Hindi Jokes 2025
Teacher: What is 2 plus 2 Pappu: 4 Teacher: That’s good. Pappu: Good ? That’s perfect !
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time-traveling joke Hindi Jokes 2025
I was going to tell a time-traveling joke, but you guys didn't like it
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seafood diet Hindi Jokes 2025
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it
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compromise with your wife Hindi Jokes 2025
Man: How did you compromise with your wife? Husband: She came to me on her feet. Man: and what she said? Husband: i was down to bad and she said come out, i will not say you anything...
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blonde woman driving Hindi Jokes 2025
A police officer sees a blonde woman driving and knitting at the same time. Exasperated, he drives up next to her and screams out the window, "Pull over!" The blonde responds, "No Silly, it's a scarf.
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babies may be delivered Hindi Jokes 2025
Smaller babies may be delivered by stork but the heavier ones need a crane.
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go to the dentist Hindi Jokes 2025
What time do Chinese people go to the dentist? Tooth hurty (2:30)
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Jews walked Hindi Jokes 2025
Two Jews walked into a bar. It was busy. So they bought it.
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Tarzan and Jane Hindi Jokes 2025
If Tarzan and Jane were Jewish, what would Cheetah be? A fur coat.
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Wife funny Hindi Jokes 2025
Wife: Can u help me in the gardening ? . Husband: What do u think I am...a gardener ? . Wife: Can u fix the door handle ? . Husband: What do you think I am... a Carpenter ? . . In the evening, when husband came from work, he saw everything has been fixed. . Husband: Who did all this ? . Wife: Our neighbour. But he gave me 2 options.....Either I should give him a burger or a kiss. . Husband: I am sure u must have given him a burger. . Wife: What do u think I am.......McDonalds ? 😅
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A police officer Hindi Jokes 2025
A police officer sees a blonde woman driving and knitting at the same time. Exasperated, he drives up next to her and screams out the window, "Pull over!" The blonde responds, "No Silly, it's a scarf."
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blonde put her Hindi Jokes 2025
Why did the blonde put her iPad in a blender? Because she wanted to make apple juice.
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Fruit flies like a banana Hindi Jokes 2025
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
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money being spent Hindi Jokes 2025
There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today, than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs, huge erections, and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
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cross a Puerto Hindi Jokes 2025
Q:What do you have when you cross a Puerto Rican and a Pollack? A: A graffiti artist who spray paints on chain linked fences.
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lady goes to the doctor Hindi Jokes 2025
A lady goes to the doctor and complains that her husband is losing interest in sex. The doctor gives her a pill, but warns her that it's still experimental. He tells her to slip it into his mashed potatoes at dinner, so that night, she does just that. About a week later, she’s back at the doctor, where she says, "Doc, the pill worked great! I put it in the potatoes like you said! It wasn't five minutes later that he jumped up, raked all the food and dishes onto the floor, grabbed me, ripped all my clothes off, and ravaged me right there on the table!" The doctor says, "I’m sorry, we didn’t realize the pill was that strong! The foundation will be glad to pay for any damages." "Nah," she says, "that's okay. We're never going back to that restaurant anyway."
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paedophilia Hindi Jokes 2025
The thing I don’t get about paedophilia… Why the hell do kids find old men in dirty raincoats so sexy?
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Santa is in Delhi Hindi Jokes 2025
Santa is in Delhi. He is walking on a street which has a Clock Tower when someone asks him if he wants to buy the clock on the Tower. Santa says agrees. 'Give me a thousand rupees and I'll go get a ladder.' The man took the thousand and disappeared. Having waited for several hours the Santa figures he has been made a fool by that man. On the next day Santa is again walking along the same street and the same man asks him to buy the clock. 'Give me a thousand rupees and I'll go get a ladder.' Santa gives him another thousand and says, 'Oye, I am not a fool. This time, you wait and I'll go get a ladder.'
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Little Sally came Hindi Jokes 2025
Little Sally came home from school with a smile on her face, and told her mother, "Frankie Brown showed me his weenie today at the playground!" Before the mother could raise a concern, Sally went on to say, "It reminded me of a peanut." Relaxing with a hidden smile, Sally's mom asked, "Really small, was it?" Sally replied, "No, salty." Mom fainted.
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Florida or the Sun Hindi Jokes 2025
So I asked a blonde, "Which is closer, Florida or the Sun?" She said, "The Sun, because I can look up and see it.
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a computer store Hindi Jokes 2025
A blonde goes into a computer store and asks the clerk, “Where do you keep the curtains for computers?” The clerk answers with a puzzled face, “Curtains for computers? You don’t need curtains for computers.” The blonde’s eyes widen and she shakes her head as she answers, “Hello!?? My computer has Windows!!”
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rabbits making love Hindi Jokes 2025
Why can't you hear rabbits making love? Because they have cotton balls.
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Baby Corn Hindi Jokes 2025
What did Baby Corn say to Mama Corn?" "Where's Pop Corn
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There was a blonde Hindi Jokes 2025
There was a blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes. One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals. Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke. She interrupted him with a shrill announcement, "I've had it up to here with these blonde jokes. I want you to know that this blonde went home last night and did something probably none of you could do. I memorized all the state capitals." One of the guys, of course, said, "I don't believe you. What is the capital of Nevada?" "N," she answered.
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bring May flowers Hindi Jokes 2025
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?" "Pilgrims
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blonde drops off her dress Hindi Jokes 2025
A blonde drops off her dress to the dry cleaners The lady says, "Come Again!" The blonde says, "No, it's toothpaste this time."
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Jack and Jill Hindi Jokes 2025
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy. Jack got a shock, with a mouth full of cock, to find out Jill's real name was Randy.
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I knew a blonde Hindi Jokes 2025
I knew a blonde that was so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
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blonde runs Hindi Jokes 2025
A robber comes into the store & steals a TV. A blonde runs after him and says, "Wait, you forgot the remote!"
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Making mirrors Hindi Jokes 2025
Making mirrors is a job I can really see myself doing.
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teaching a class Hindi Jokes 2025
A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that Johnny isn't paying attention, so she asks him, "If there are three ducks sitting on a fence, and you shoot one, how many are left?" Johnny says, "None." The teacher asks, "Why?" Johnny says, "Because the shot scared them all off." The teacher says, "No, two, but I like how you're thinking." Johnny asks the teacher, "If you see three women walking out of an ice cream parlor, one is licking her ice cream, one is sucking her ice cream, and one is biting her ice cream, which one is married?" The teacher says, "The one sucking her ice cream." Johnny says, "No, the one with the wedding ring, but I like how you're thinking!"
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Santa and Banta are walking Hindi Jokes 2025
Santa and Banta are walking on a road, and they find a 1000 rupee note lying down. Santa - What should we do now? Banta- We'll take 50:50. Santa- What about the remaining 900? 😋😋😋😁
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call the lesbian Hindi Jokes 2025
What do you call the lesbian version of a cock block? A beaver dam!
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hardened Hindi Jokes 2025
Two men broke into a drugstore and stole all the Viagra. The police put out an alert to be on the lookout for the two hardened criminals.
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hard of hearing Hindi Jokes 2025
Santa, hard of hearing, realises that he needs to buy a hearing aid, but he feels unwilling to spend too much money. 'How much do they cost?' he asks Manbir, the shopkeeper. 'That depends,' says. Manbir, 'They run from £20 to £2,000.' 'Let's see the £20 model,' asks Santa. Manbir puts the device around Santa's neck instructing, 'You just stick this button in your ear and run this little string down to your pocket.' 'How does it work?' Santa inquires. 'For only £20 it doesn't work," Manbir replies, 'But when people see it on you, they'll talk louder!'
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girl realized Hindi Jokes 2025
A girl realized that she had grown hair between her legs. She got worried and asked her mom about that hair. Her mom calmly said, "That part where the hair has grown is called your monkey. Be proud that your monkey has grown hair." The girl smiled. At dinner, she told her sister, "My monkey has grown hair." Her sister smiled and said, "That’s nothing; mine is already eating bananas."
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first day at school Hindi Jokes 2025
Mother: "Did you enjoy your first day at school?" Girl: "First day? Do you mean I have to go back tomorrow?
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A trucker Hindi Jokes 2025
A trucker who has been out on the road for two months stops at a brothel outside Atlanta. He walks straight up to the Madam, drops down $500 and says, "I want your ugliest woman and a grilled cheese sandwich!" The Madam is astonished. "But sir, for that kind of money you could have one of my prettiest ladies and a three-course meal." The trucker replies, "Listen darlin’, I’m not horny – I’m just homesick."
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Mexican's favorite sport joke Hindi Jokes 2025
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country.
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mirror that killed anyone Hindi Jokes 2025
Once there was a mirror that killed anyone who lied... French : I think I dont smoke (died). American : I think I love my wife (died). Santa: I think.. (died) 😋😋😋😁
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Little Johnny's classmate Hindi Jokes 2025
At school, Little Johnny's classmate tells him that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, so it's very easy to blackmail them by saying, "I know the whole truth." Little Johnny decides to go home and try it out. Johnny's mother greets him at home, and he tells her, "I know the whole truth." His mother quickly hands him $20 and says, "Just don't tell your father." Quite pleased, the boy waits for his father to get home from work, and greets him with, "I know the whole truth." The father promptly hands him $40 and says, "Please don't say a word to your mother." Very pleased, the boy is on his way to school the next day when he sees the mailman at his front door. The boy greets him by saying, "I know the whole truth." The mailman immediately drops the mail, opens his arms, and says, "Then come give your Daddy a great big hug!"
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go for movie Hindi Jokes 2025
Santa: Let's go for movie. Banta: Shit, I've got a doctor's appointment today.. Santa: Just cancel it,Tell him you're sick 😋😋😋😁
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trust stairs Hindi Jokes 2025
I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something
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Two bored casino dealers Hindi Jokes 2025
Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the craps table. A very attractive blonde woman from South Alabama arrives and bets $20,000 on a single roll of dice. She says, "I hope you don’t mind, but I feel much luckier when I play topless." With that, she strips to the waist, rolls the dice, and yells, "Come on, Southern girl needs new clothes!" As the dice bounce and come to a stop, she jumps up and down and squeals, "Yes! Yes! I won! I won!" She hugs each of the dealers, picks up her winnings, and her clothes, and quickly departs. The dealers stare at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asks, "What did she roll?" The other answers, "I don’t know, I thought you were watching."
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How did the blonde die Hindi Jokes 2025
How did the blonde die drinking milk? The cow fell on her.
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mother's womb Hindi Jokes 2025
Three babies are in their mother's womb. One of them says, "I want to be an artist so everyone knows what it looks like in here." The next one says, "I want to be a swimmer because I get so much practice in here." The last baby says, "I'm going to be a hunter because if that snake comes in here and pokes me again, I'm going to chop that thing in half!"
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tried to take a photo Hindi Jokes 2025
I tried to take a photo of a wheat field. It turned out grainy.
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lecture on Sun Hindi Jokes 2025
Teacher :Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.Everyone must attend it. Raju:No mam! I will not be able to attend it. Teacher :Why? Raju:My mother will not allow me to go so far!!!
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super hot chick Hindi Jokes 2025
A super hot chick walks into her church and says to the priest, "Forgive me Father, for I have sinned." The priest says, "Tell me dear, what's on your mind?" "Well Father, I am a sex addict, and lately I discovered that I like doing it with priests. I had sex with the one from the church two blocks from here, the one five blocks from here, and also the one from the church nearby." The priest says, "It's okay, just pray three times a day for one week and it will all be okay." As the girl tries to go out, the priest says, "Oh, and dont forget that I will always be here for you!"
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blonde tip Hindi Jokes 2025
Why did the blonde tip toe near the medicine cabinet? Because she didn't want to wake the sleeping pills!!
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a great new drug Hindi Jokes 2025
Doctor: “I’ve found a great new drug that can help you with your sleeping problem.” Patient: “Great, how often do I have to take it?” Doctor: “Every two hours.”
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holy water Hindi Jokes 2025
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
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grow up Hindi Jokes 2025
Dear Math, grow up and solve your own problems
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evil hens Hindi Jokes 2025
What do evil hens lay? Deviled eggs.
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didn't know what Hindi Jokes 2025
I met a giant once. I didn't know what to say so I used big words.
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radio on my way Hindi Jokes 2025
DAD: I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town, apparently an actress just killed herself. MOM: Oh my! Who!? DAD: Uh, I can't remember... I think her name was Reese something? MOM: WITHERSPOON!!!!!??????? DAD: No, it was with a knife...
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crime at an Apple Store Hindi Jokes 2025
If you see a crime at an Apple Store, does that make you an iWitness
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kangaroo jump higher Hindi Jokes 2025
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? - Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.
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whats your number Hindi Jokes 2025
Boy: Girl, whats your number? Girl: I have a boyfriend Boy: I have a math test Girl: What? Boy: Aren't we talking about things we cheat on?
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The younger brother Hindi Jokes 2025
A boy says to a girl, "So, sex at my place?" "Yeah!" "Okay, but I sleep in a bunk bed with my younger brother, and he thinks we're making sandwiches, so we have to have a code. Cheese means faster and tomato means harder, okay?" Later on the girl is yelling, "Cheese cheese, tomato tomato!" The younger brother says, "Stop making sandwiches! You're getting mayo all over my bed!"
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takes his girlfriend Hindi Jokes 2025
A guy takes his girlfriend to his bedroom, drops his pants, and says, "Meet my little brother." The girlfriend picks up her purse on the way out and says, "Call me when he grows up."
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nothing special Hindi Jokes 2025
Two men were talking. "So, how's your sex life?" "Oh, nothing special. I'm having Social Security sex." "Social Security sex?" "Yeah, you know, I get a little each month, but not enough to live on.”
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organ donor Hindi Jokes 2025
It takes guts to be an organ donor
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whenever i beat you Hindi Jokes 2025
Father to son: whenever i beat you, you don't get annoyed, how you control your anger? son: i start cleaning the toilet. seat with your toothbrush
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A man boards Hindi Jokes 2025
A man boards a plane with six kids. After they get settled in their seats, a woman sitting across the aisle leans over to him and asks, "Are all of those kids yours?" He replies, "No. I work for a condom company. These are customer complaints."
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hotel lobby turns Hindi Jokes 2025
A man in a hotel lobby turns to go to the front desk, but he accidentally runs into a woman beside him and his elbow bumps into her breast. They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says, "Ma'am, if your heart is soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me." She replies, "If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 436."
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Irish wedding Hindi Jokes 2025
What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish wake? One less drunk Irishman.
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neighbor's house Hindi Jokes 2025
A blonde's neighbor's house was on fire so she called 911. The blonde told the operator, "My neighbor's house is on fire!" The operator asked, "Where are you?" The blonde answered, "At my house." The operator replied, "No, I'm asking how do we get there?" The blonde said, "In a firetruck, duh!"
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lying on the beach Hindi Jokes 2025
A man is lying on the beach, wearing nothing but a cap over his crotch. A woman passing by remarks, "If you were any sort of a gentleman, you would lift your hat to a lady." He replies, "If you were any sort of a sexy lady, the hat would lift by itself."
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An Irishman joke Hindi Jokes 2025
An Irishman, an Indian man, a British man, and a Scottish man are riding in a plane. The pilot shouts back, "We need to lose some weight or we'll crash!" So the Irishman throws out some beer and saying, "We got enough of that in our country." The Indian throws out some curry and says, "We got enough off that in our country." The Scottish man throws some bagpipes off and says, "We got enough of that in our country." Then the British man picks up the Indian and chucks him off the plane saying, "We got enough off them that in our country."
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like a snowstorm Hindi Jokes 2025
A man is like a snowstorm. You never know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get, or how long it will last.
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redhead all work Hindi Jokes 2025
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all work at the same office for a female boss who always goes home early. "Hey girls," says the brunette, "Let's go home early tomorrow. She'll never know." The next day, they all leave right after the boss does. The brunette gets some extra gardening done, the redhead goes to a bar, and the blonde goes home to find her husband having sex with the female boss! She quietly sneaks out of the house and returns at her normal time. "That was fun," says the brunette. "We should do it again sometime." "No way," says the blonde. "I almost got caught!"
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blondes fell down Hindi Jokes 2025
Two blondes fell down a hole. One said, "It's dark in here isn't it?" The other replied, "I don't know; I can't see."
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Santa goes into a bar Hindi Jokes 2025
Santa goes into a bar in New York. The man on his right orders a drink, 'Johnnie Walker, single.' The man on his left says, 'Jack Daniels, single.' Santa says. 'Santa Singh, married.'
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zero say to the eight Hindi Jokes 2025
What did the zero say to the eight?" "That belt looks good on you
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the egg say Hindi Jokes 2025
What did the egg say after he was put in a pot of boiling water? I just got laid by a chick and now I'm getting hard.
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fucking racist Hindi Jokes 2025
What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you fucking racist.
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blonde went into the library Hindi Jokes 2025
One day a blonde went into the library and asked the librarian, "Can I have a burger and fries?" The librarian replied, "This is the library." Then blonde whispered, "Oh. Can I have a burger and fries?"
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boy walks Hindi Jokes 2025
A boy walks in on his mom and dad having sex. He asks, "What are you doing?" The dad replies, "Making you a brother or sister!" The boy says, "Well, do her doggy style I want a puppy."
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kind of bees Hindi Jokes 2025
Q: What kind of bees make milk instead of honey? A: Boo-bees
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operator asks Hindi Jokes 2025
A blonde gets lost and calls for directions. The operator asks which cross streets she's at. The blonde replies, "I'm on the corner of Walk and Do Not Walk."
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babies come from Hindi Jokes 2025
A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug, and have sex.” The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy’s vagina. That’s how you get a baby, honey.” The child seems to comprehend. “Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy’s penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?” “Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry.”
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unfaithful espresso Hindi Jokes 2025
Did you hear about the unfaithful espresso? It was grounds for divorce.
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the newscaster Hindi Jokes 2025
A blonde is watching the news with her husband when the newscaster says, "Six Brazilian men die in a skydiving accident." The blonde starts crying to her husband, sobbing, "That's horrible!" Confused, he replies, "Yes Dear, it is sad, but they were skydiving, and there is always that risk involved." After a few minutes, the blonde, still sobbing, says, "How many is a Brazilian?"
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woman shot her husband Hindi Jokes 2025
A police officer jumps into his squad car and calls the station. “I have an interesting case here,” he says. “A woman shot her husband for stepping on the floor she just mopped.” “Have you arrested her?” asks the sergeant. “No, not yet. The floor’s still wet.”
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Super hero jokes Hindi Jokes 2025
Boy: I am a super hero, guess my name? Girl: Superman? Ironman? . . . . . . Boy: Watchman who saves owners lives.😁
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takes so long Hindi Jokes 2025
How come it takes so long to build a blonde snowman? Because you have to hollow out the head.
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Filipino contortionist Hindi Jokes 2025
Q: What do you call a Filipino contortionist? A: A Manila folder.
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belt go to jail Hindi Jokes 2025
Why did the belt go to jail? It held up a pair of pants.
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funny and beautiful Hindi Jokes 2025
“You are so kind, funny and beautiful.” “Oh come on. You just want to get me to bed.” “And smart, too!”
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blondes fell down Hindi Jokes 2025
Two blondes fell down a hole. One said, "It's dark in here isn't it?" The other replied, "I don't know; I can't see."
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One day a blonde Hindi Jokes 2025
One day a blonde went into the library and asked the librarian, "Can I have a burger and fries?" The librarian replied, "This is the library." Then blonde whispered, "Oh. Can I have a burger and fries?"
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English teacher Hindi Jokes 2025
I’m going out with an English teacher, which is a bit awkward because she keeps correcting my grammar during sex. She’s particularly annoyed at my improper use of the colon
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The blonde’s eyes widen Hindi Jokes 2025
A blonde goes into a computer store and asks the clerk, “Where do you keep the curtains for computers?” The clerk answers with a puzzled face, “Curtains for computers? You don’t need curtains for computers.” The blonde’s eyes widen and she shakes her head as she answers, “Hello!?? My computer has Windows!!”
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A professor Hindi Jokes 2025
A professor was giving a lecture on involuntary muscular contractions to his first year medical students. Realizing that this was not the most riveting subject, he decided to lighten the mood. He pointed to a young woman in the front row and asked, "Do you know what your asshole is doing while you're having an orgasm?" She replied, "He's probably playing golf with his friends."
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Welcome to Hell Hindi Jokes 2025
Two friends die. One goes to Heaven and the other goes to Hell. The one that goes to Heaven begs the angel to let him visit his friend in Hell, and the angel agrees. He gets to Hell and sees his friend surrounded by beautiful women and alcohol everywhere. He says to his friend, "Wow, you were a son of a bitch when we were alive! Hell looks better than Heaven." So the friend in Hell says, "Pour yourself a glass of wine." The heavenly friend pours the wine, and notices that the glass has no bottom. The good friend looks at the bad one in confusion, and the bad friend says, "The glass has no bottom, and neither do the girls. Welcome to Hell."
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she was pregnant Hindi Jokes 2025
What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant? I wonder if it's mine.
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A black guy walks joke Hindi Jokes 2025
A black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and asks for a beer. The bartender brings a beer and notices the parrot on his shoulder and says, "Hey that's really neat. Where did you get it?" The parrot responds, "In the jungle, there's millions of them.
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should do lunges Hindi Jokes 2025
My wife said I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward
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song about burritos Hindi Jokes 2025
I wrote a song about burritos. It's a rap
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May I take your order Hindi Jokes 2025
May I take your order?" the blonde waitress asked. "Yes, how do you prepare your chickens?" "Nothing special sir," she replied, "we just tell them straight out that theyre going to die.
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A teenage boy Hindi Jokes 2025
A teenage boy takes a quadriplegic girl on a date to dinner and the movies. At the end of the night out, he drives her back home and they start making out in his car. He tells the girl he feels uncomfortable doing this where her parents could come outside and catch them in the act. She says not to worry because she has a place they can go. So he helps her in her chair and she tells him to wheel her into the backyard. When they get in the back, she shows him a huge weeping willow tree that they can hide under and says he can do whatever he wants to her. Under the tree, she shows him two branches that can prop her up and he has his way with her. When they finish, he dresses himself and her, puts back into her chair, wheels her to the front door, and knocks. When her father sees the young man, he thanks him. The boy feels very uncomfortable because of what he just did to the man's daughter and asks, "Why are you thanking me?" "Because son," the father answers, "You are the first boy to take her out of the tree."
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Never trust Hindi Jokes 2025
Never trust an atom, they make up everything!
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naked woman Hindi Jokes 2025
A statue of a naked woman and a naked man stand in a park at night. Suddenly from out of nowhere, a magical genie arrives and grants the statues each one wish to be fulfilled. Both the female and male statues agree on 15 minutes as a real man and woman in the bushes behind them to "get things done." The genie gives a knowing grin and grants the wish. The man and woman immediately jump behind the bushes and screaming sounds and laughter can be heard from their activities. 12 minutes later they return to the front of the bush again claiming they are finished. "Well now, that was kinda quick!" the genie says. "You can do it a second time for the remaining 3 minutes if you want," the genie tells them, winking his eye. Both the female and male look at each other and smile. The man says to the woman, "Okay great, but this time you get to hold the pigeon so I can shit on him!"
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really mad Hindi Jokes 2025
My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right!
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got carded Hindi Jokes 2025
I got carded at a liquor store, and my Blockbuster card accidentally fell out. The cashier said never mind.
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standing on a cliff Hindi Jokes 2025
A group of Cro-Magnons are standing on a cliff, looking a group of Neanderthals and say,"How many Neanderthals does it take to light a fire?" The answer is none they don't have it yet.
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had a dream Hindi Jokes 2025
I once had a dream I was floating in an ocean of orange soda. It was more of a fanta sea
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banana split Hindi Jokes 2025
Where do you learn to make a banana split?" "Sundae school
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incredible Sulk Hindi Jokes 2025
What is green and sits crying in the corner? The incredible Sulk.
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How was school today Hindi Jokes 2025
Mother: "How was school today, Patrick?" Patrick: "It was really great mum! Today we made explosives!" Mother: "Ooh, they do very fancy stuff with you these days. And what will you do at school tomorrow?" Patrick: "What school?"
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difference between your penis Hindi Jokes 2025
What's the difference between your penis and a bonus check? Someone's always willing to blow your bonus.
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bad news Hindi Jokes 2025
Paul: I have good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first? Michael: The good news. Paul: The good news is that I have no bad news.
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A blonde redhead Hindi Jokes 2025
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, "Awwww, I wish my friends were here.
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The Middle Ages Hindi Jokes 2025
The Middle Ages were called the Dark Ages because there were too many knights.
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blonde to laugh Hindi Jokes 2025
Q: How can you get a blonde to laugh on Saturday? A: Tell her a joke on Wednesday.
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grasp the concept Hindi Jokes 2025
Q: Why can't blondes tie shoes? A: They just can't grasp the concept that the long thing goes around the hole, not into it.
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I get this intense Hindi Jokes 2025
Patient: Doctor help me please, every time I drink a cup of coffee I get this intense stinging in my eye. - Doctor: I suggest you remove the spoon before drinking.
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An old couple Hindi Jokes 2025
An old couple is ready to go to sleep. The old man lies on the bed but the old woman lies down on the floor. The old man asks, ''Why are you going to sleep on the floor?'' The old woman says, "Because I want to feel something hard for a change."
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don't pirates know Hindi Jokes 2025
Why don't pirates know the alphabet? Because they keep getting lost at C.
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teacher intruptes Hindi Jokes 2025
The teacher to a student: Conjugate the verb "to walk" in simple present. The student: I walk. You walk .... The teacher intruptes him: Quicker please. The student: I run. You run ...
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I made a pun Hindi Jokes 2025
I made a pun about the wind but it blows.
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Can February March Hindi Jokes 2025
Can February March? No, but April May
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A couple is trying Hindi Jokes 2025
A couple is trying to have a baby. Finally, the blonde tells her husband, "Honey, I have great news! We're pregnant, and we're having twins!" The husband is overjoyed and says to his wife, "Honey that's wonderful, but how do you know so soon that we're having twins?" She nods her head and says, "Well, I bought the twin pack pregnancy test and they both came out positive!"
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eggs tell jokes Hindi Jokes 2025
Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up
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honey look really different Hindi Jokes 2025
Husband: Wow, honey, you look really different today. Did you do something to your hair? - Wife: Michael, I’m over here! 😋😋
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banana factory Hindi Jokes 2025
Why did Billy get fired from the banana factory? He kept throwing away the bent ones
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A guy was driving Hindi Jokes 2025
A guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, "Yes, No, Yes, No, Yes..."
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Woman naked on the bed Hindi Jokes 2025
After fighting some crime, Superman wanted to score some action. He flew over to Wonder Woman's apartment to see if she was available. As he landed on her balcony, he saw Wonder Woman naked on the bed with her legs wide open. Superman thought to himself, "I'm faster than a speeding bullet; I could be in there, have sex, and be out again before she knew what happened." So Superman did his super thing in a split second and flew off happily. Meanwhile back on the bed, Wonder Woman asked, "Did you hear something?" "No!" said the Invisible Man, "But my ass sure hurts like hell!"
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letter from this lawyer Hindi Jokes 2025
I got another letter from this lawyer today. It said “Final Notice”. Good that he will not bother me anymore. 😜😜😜😜
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Bartender Hindi Jokes 2025
Bartender: “What’s the matter buddy?” Man: “I caught my wife in bed with my best friend.” Bartender: “What did you do?” Man: “I told her to get the hell out!” Bartender: “What about your friend?” Man: “I looked him straight in the eyes and said ‘bad dog!’”
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devout Hindi Jokes 2025
Maria, a devout Catholic, got married and had 15 children. After her first husband died, she remarried and had 15 more children. A few weeks after her second husband died, Maria also passed away. At Maria's funeral, the priest looked skyward and said, "At last, they're finally together." Her sister sitting in the front row said, "Excuse me, Father, but do you mean she and her first husband, or she and her second husband?" The priest replied, "I mean her legs."
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call them bagels Hindi Jokes 2025
Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?" "Because if they flew over the bay, we'd call them bagels
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vacation Hindi Jokes 2025
Where do fruits go on vacation?" "Pear-is!
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blonde are stranded Hindi Jokes 2025
A brunette, redhead, and blonde are stranded on the edge of a cliff. An angel appears and instructs them to jump off the cliff and say out loud what they would like to land on safely. The brunette goes first. She jumps and says, "Pillows!" She lands on a pile of pillows at the bottom. The redhead goes next. She jumps and says "Feathers!" She lands on a mass of feathers below. The blonde walks up to the edge, but trips on a rock, yelling, "Shit!" as she falls off.
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robber sticks Hindi Jokes 2025
A robber sticks his gun in a Scotsman's ribs and demands, "Your money or your life!" When after a moment there is no answer, he repeats his demand, "Your money or your life!" to which the Scotsman replies, "I'm thinking it over!"
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one plant say Hindi Jokes 2025
What did one plant say to the other? "Girl, you really got me growing."
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Polish Navy Hindi Jokes 2025
Why does the Polish Navy have glass-bottomed boats? So they can see the old Polish Navy.
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the economy class Hindi Jokes 2025
There was once a blonde woman on a plane to Detroit. She was in the economy class, but after takeoff, she saw an empty seat in first class and moved there. An attendant saw her and said, "Excuse me, ma'am, but you have a ticket for economy class, not first. You cannot stay here." The blonde replied, "I can and I will." The attendant told the copilot, who came and talked to the woman. "Ma'am, we really can't have you staying in this seat, your ticket was for economy." "You can't make me move." The copilot told the captain, who tried to talk her out of the seat but it didn't work. Finally, a man who had heard what had been going on told the attendant to let him have a go at getting the woman out of the seat because he was married to a blonde too, so he knew how to deal with her. After a quick chat with her, she moved. The shocked attendant asked him how he did it. The man replied, "I told her first class wasn't going to Detroit."
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A police officer Hindi Jokes 2025
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."
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laugh on Saturday Hindi Jokes 2025
Q: How can you get a blonde to laugh on Saturday? A: Tell her a joke on Wednesday.
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Eiffel Tower Hindi Jokes 2025
What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common?" "They're both Paris sites
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Adele cross the road Hindi Jokes 2025
Why did Adele cross the road? To say hello from the other side.
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Santa returns Hindi Jokes 2025
Santa returns from his first day at school and immediately questions his father, 'Dad, today we had a spelling class. All the other kids could only say half the alphabet, but I knew the whole thing. Is that because I am a Sardar?' 'No son, that's because you are intelligent.' Santa seemed content with the answer, asks his father another question, 'Dad, today we had Maths class. All the other kids could only count from 1-10, I could count from 1 to 20. Is this because I am a Sardar ?' 'No son, that's because you are intelligent,' replies his father. Happy with the answer, Santa poses another question to his father, 'Dad, today we had medical examination, all the other boys were shorter than me, I was at least twice their height. Is that because I am a Sardar ?' The father replies, 'No son, that's because you are 33 years old.'
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Penis and Balls Hindi Jokes 2025
One night, Penis and Balls were sitting in a couch. Penis said to Balls, "We are going to a party. Balls said, "F*ck off, you always leave me knocking."
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dog used to chase people Hindi Jokes 2025
My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away
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little boy caught Hindi Jokes 2025
A little boy caught his mom and dad having sex. After, he asked, "What were you and daddy doing?" The mom said, "We were baking a cake." A few days later, the little boy asked his mom, "Were you and daddy baking a cake?" She said yes, and asked him how he knew. He answered, "Because I licked the frosting off the couch
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buttoning my shirt Hindi Jokes 2025
This morning as I was buttoning my shirt, a button fell off… After that, I picked up my briefcase, and the handle fell off. Then I went to open the door, and the doorknob fell off. I went to get into my car, and the door handle came off in my hand. Now I’m afraid to pee
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3 people on the boat Hindi Jokes 2025
There are 3 people on the boat which is sinking. 1 American guy, 1 Asian guy, and 1 Mexican guy. The Asian guy said "I have to many of these" so he threw the rice out. The Mexican guy said "I have to many of these" so he threw out the tacos out. The American said "I have to many of these" so he threw the Mexican guy out.
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Glasgow Hindi Jokes 2025
Las Vegas and Glasgow have a lot in common: they’re the only two places in the world where you can pay for sex with chips
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broom get a poor Hindi Jokes 2025
David: Why did the broom get a poor grade in school? Dan: I don’t know. Why? David: Because it was always sweeping during class!
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A zebra Hindi Jokes 2025
What’s black, red, black, red, black, red? - A zebra with a sun burn.
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A sailor drops Hindi Jokes 2025
A sailor drops anchor in a port and heads into the nearest pub. Everyone in the pub is whispering and pointing at him because of his odd shaped body; he has a very muscular body, but a very tiny head on his shoulders. As he orders his drink, he tells the bartender, "I'll explain. I get this in every port and town I visit. I caught a mermaid and she granted me three wishes if I would release her back into the sea. So I told her I wanted a yacht and, sure enough, she came through for me. Next, I asked for a million bucks and now I am set for life. Last of all, I asked her if I could have sex with her and her response was, 'I don't know how you can make love to me with your type of body.' So I asked her, 'How about a little head?'"
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husband came home an hour late Hindi Jokes 2025
Q: What did the cannibal’s wife do when her husband came home an hour late for dinner? A: She gave him the cold shoulder. 😋😋
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cunnilingus Hindi Jokes 2025
When I was 11, my mum gave me a lecture about cunnilingus. I look back as an adult and I think, ‘Oh, she obviously wanted to empower me to find my own pleasure.’ It had the exact opposite effect – there is no way you can enjoy yourself with a man between your legs if you’re thinking, ‘Hmm, Mum’d be proud
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clearly never Hindi Jokes 2025
What flutters about and clearly never had a bath in its entire life? - Stinkerbell.
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a redhead Hindi Jokes 2025
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, "Awwww, I wish my friends were here."
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blonde are walking Hindi Jokes 2025
A brunette and blonde are walking in the park when the brunette says, "Aw, look at the dead birdie." The blonde looks up and says, "Where?"
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Angry santa Hindi Jokes 2025
Angry Santa threw 6 cricket balls on his gf. GF: “What the hell was that?” Santa: “its over”!🤣
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may I disturb Hindi Jokes 2025
At work: Excuse me, may I disturb you shortly? - Of course, what is it? - Nothing, I just wanted to disturb you.
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a bit of tomato sauce Hindi Jokes 2025
A husband and a wife sit at the table, having dinner. The woman drops a bit of tomato sauce on her white top. "Och, I look like a pig!" The man nods, "And you dropped tomato sauce on your top!"
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I sinned with an 18 year old girl Hindi Jokes 2025
Man to his priest: “Yesterday I sinned with an 18 year old girl.” The priest: “Squeeze 18 lemons and drink the juice all at once.” Man: “And that frees me from my sin?” Priest: “No, but it frees your face from that dirty grin.”
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During a discussion Hindi Jokes 2025
During a discussion at Sunday school, a nun asks the children what they think God takes you by when you die. A kid responds, "I think God takes you by your feet, because once I walked into my parents room and my mom's feet were in the air and she was screaming, "Oh God, I'm coming!!!"
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I’m just so nervous Hindi Jokes 2025
Patient: Oh doctor, I’m just so nervous. This is my first operation. - Doctor: Don't worry. Mine too.
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blonde throws Hindi Jokes 2025
Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? A: Pull the pin and throw it back. Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? A: Run because she has a grenade in her mouth.
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call someone Hindi Jokes 2025
What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody knows
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aquatic mammals Hindi Jokes 2025
Some aquatic mammals at the zoo escaped. It was otter chaos!
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Why was six nervous Hindi Jokes 2025
Why was six nervous? Because seven eight nine.
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Mexican fire chief Hindi Jokes 2025
What did the Mexican fire chief name his two sons? Hose A and Hose B!
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macho man married Hindi Jokes 2025
A typical macho man married a typical good looking lady, and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules. "I'll be home when I want, if I want, what time I want, and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table, unless I tell you that I won't be home for dinner. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card playing when I want with my old buddies, and don't you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any comments?" His new bride said, "No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there will be sex here at seven o'clock every night, whether you're here or not."
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blondes walk Hindi Jokes 2025
Three blondes walk into a building. You'd think one of them would've seen it.....
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preparing wedding cards Hindi Jokes 2025
Santa and Jeeto were preparing wedding cards for their son at the printers. Jeeto was not very good at English so she asked the printer to help her. After the printer had presented her with a draft, she quickly pointed out that the "RSVP " was missing . The printer was surprised by Jeeto's knowledge and asked her if she knew what it meant. Jeeto started to think and after much thought he replied, 'Vait! I remember. I remember - RSVP. It means "Remember, Send Vedding Present."'
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shower is fun Hindi Jokes 2025
Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then it's a soap opera
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favorite foods Hindi Jokes 2025
Three boys were discussing their fathers' favorite foods. The first kid said his father loves to eat burgers. The second boy said his father loves KFC. The third boy said his father loves to eat light. The other two boys questioned how his father does that. The third boy replied, "Every night I hear my daddy tell mommy to turn off the light so he can eat it."
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corduroy pillows Hindi Jokes 2025
Did you know corduroy pillows are in style? They're making headlines
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a shotgun Hindi Jokes 2025
Three women (a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette) are lost in the forest while hunting. They each have a shotgun with 2 bullets. They make a fire. Then the redhead gets up and goes hunting. She comes back with 2 rabbits. The other two say, "Wow, where did you get that?" She says, "I found tracks. I followed tracks. I saw rabbits. Rabbits ran. I shot. Rabbits stopped." Then the brunette leaves and comes back with a deer. The other two say, "Wow, Where did you get that?" She says, "I found tracks. I followed tracks. I saw deer. Deer ran. I shot. Deer stopped." The blonde leaves and comes crawling back, all bloodied and black and blue. They others say, "Wow, where did you get that?" She says, "I found tracks. I followed tracks. I saw train. Train ran. I shot. Train didn't stop."
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redhead are running Hindi Jokes 2025
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. They run into an old barn and hide in potato sacks. The officer chasing them walks into the barn looking for them. He kicks the first sack with the redhead inside and the redhead says, "Woof woof!" The cop thinks it's a dog, so he walks to the next one. He kicks the second bag with the brunette, and she says, "Meow meow!" The cop believes it's a cat and moves on. He kicks the third bag with the blonde, and the blonde yells, "Potato potato!"
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burst into tears Hindi Jokes 2025
Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears. 11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.
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doctor complaining Hindi Jokes 2025
A man goes to his doctor complaining about migraines. His doctor tells him, "I also suffer from the same ailment. Every time I get one, I give my wife oral sex. When she has an orgasm, she tightens her legs around my head which gets rid of the pain. You should try it sometime." Two weeks later on a return visit, the patient tells his doctor, "Your suggestion worked and I'd like to tell you that you have a very nice house."
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a terminal illness Hindi Jokes 2025
Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live." Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!" Doctor: "Nine."
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black guy walks into a bar Hindi Jokes 2025
A black guy walks into a bar with a parrot the bartender says cool where did u get it the parrot says Africa
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He keeps holding her hand Hindi Jokes 2025
A wife complains to her husband: “Just look at that couple down the road, how lovely they are. He keeps holding her hand, kissing her, holding the door for her, why can’t you do the same?” The husband: “Are you mad? I barely know that woman!”
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A blonde is wearing Hindi Jokes 2025
A blonde is wearing a pair of socks that don't match, one is red and the other is white. Her friend sees her out and says, "You know your socks don't match, right? You're wearing one red sock and one white sock." The blonde responds, "That's so weird! I have another pair just like it in my drawer at home."
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blonde runs Hindi Jokes 2025
A robber comes into the store & steals a TV. A blonde runs after him and says, "Wait, you forgot the remote!"
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IDK stand Hindi Jokes 2025
Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?" Brunette: "I don’t know." Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"
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example of Coincidence Hindi Jokes 2025
Teacher:Can anyone give me an example of Coincidence? Sunny:Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day same time. Teacher: How old is ur father. Sunny:As old as I am. Teacher:How is it possible? Sunny:He became father only after I was born.
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restaurant on the moon Hindi Jokes 2025
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? I heard the food was good but it had no atmosphere.
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skeleton walks Hindi Jokes 2025
A skeleton walks into a bar and says, 'Hey, bartender. I'll have one beer and a mop
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sprinter eat Hindi Jokes 2025
What does a sprinter eat before a race?" "Nothing, they fast!
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blonde watching a TV Hindi Jokes 2025
A blonde and a brunette are watching a TV show. The brunette bets the blonde $10 that the man in the episode would jump off a bridge. The man jumps off the bridge and blonde pays the the brunette $10. The brunette feels guilty because she had already seen the episode, so she confesses to the blonde. The blonde says, "I've seen it too, but I didn't think he would jump again."
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A guy and girl Hindi Jokes 2025
A guy and girl had sex poem competition. Guy: "Two times two is four, four plus five is nine. I can put mine in yours, but you can't put yours in mine." Girl: "Two times two is four, four plus five is nine. I know the length of yours, but you won't know the depth of mine."
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cows masturbating Hindi Jokes 2025
What do you call a herd of cows masturbating? Beef strokin' off!
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having a hard Hindi Jokes 2025
A woman is having a hard time getting her tomatoes to ripen so she goes to her neighbor with her problem. The neighbor says, "All you have to do is go out at midnight and dance around in the garden naked for a few minutes, and the tomatoes will become so embarrassed, they will blush bright red." The woman goes out at midnight and dances around her garden naked for a few minutes. The next morning, the neighbor comes over to the woman's house and asks the woman if her tomatoes have turned red. The woman says "No, they're still green, but I noticed the cucumbers grew four inches!"
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bathroom shaving Hindi Jokes 2025
One weekend, a husband is in the bathroom shaving when the local kid Bubba he hired to mow his lawn, comes in to pee. The husband slyly looks over and is shocked at how immensely endowed Bubba is. He can't help himself, and asks Bubba what his secret is. "Well," says Bubba, "every night before I climb into bed with a girl, I whack my penis on the bedpost three times. It works, and it sure impresses the girls!" The husband was excited at this easy suggestion and decided to try it that very night. So before climbing into bed with his wife, he took out his penis and whacked it three times on the bedpost. His wife, half-asleep, said, "Bubba? Is that you?"
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have soft sex Hindi Jokes 2025
Q: Why do bunnies have soft sex? A: They have cotton balls.
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a soda machine Hindi Jokes 2025
A blonde goes to a soda machine. She puts in a dollar and gets a soda. She does this again and again. A man in line behind her asks why she is taking so long. She says, "Can't you see I'm winning?"
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A blonde goes into Hindi Jokes 2025
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner. The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black. The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes. Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red. Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time. To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes. The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?" The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV, it's a microwave!"
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favorite prize Hindi Jokes 2025
Q: What's a WASP's favorite prize? A: The Lilly Pulitzer prize.
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walked into a couch Hindi Jokes 2025
A chemist walked into a couch store and ended up buying a photon.
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A blonde is watching Hindi Jokes 2025
A blonde is watching the news with her husband when the newscaster says, "Six Brazilian men die in a skydiving accident." The blonde starts crying to her husband, sobbing, "That's horrible!" Confused, he replies, "Yes Dear, it is sad, but they were skydiving, and there is always that risk involved." After a few minutes, the blonde, still sobbing, says, "How many is a Brazilian?"
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Your driver’s license please Hindi Jokes 2025
A police officer stops a car. Officer: “Your driver’s license please.” Driver: “I’m really sorry, I forgot.” Officer: “At home?” Driver: “No, to do it.”
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joins a soccer Hindi Jokes 2025
A man joins a soccer team and his new teammates inform him, "At your first team dinner as the new guy, you will have to give us a talk about sex." The evening arrives and he gives a detailed, humorous account of his sex life. When he got home, his wife asked how the evening went and not wanting to lie, but also not wanting to explain exactly what happened, he said, "Oh, I had to make a talk about yachting," his wife thought this a little peculiar but said nothing more and went to sleep. The next day she bumped into one of his new teammates at the supermarket and asked, "I heard my husband had to make a speech last night. How did it go?" His mate said smiling, 'Oh, it was excellent! Your husband is clearly very experienced!." The wife looked confused and replied to his mate, "Strange, he has only done it twice and the second time he was sick."
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construction Hindi Jokes 2025
I've got a great joke about construction, but I'm still working on it
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Florida or the Sun Hindi Jokes 2025
So I asked a blonde, "Which is closer, Florida or the Sun?" She said, "The Sun, because I can look up and see it.
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An old lady Hindi Jokes 2025
An old lady went to visit her dentist. When it was her turn, she sat in the chair, lowered her underpants, and raised her legs. The dentist said, “Excuse me, but I’m not a gynecologist.” “I know,” said the old lady. “I want you to take my husband’s teeth out.”
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A young woman Hindi Jokes 2025
A young woman asked her mom if she could go out for some fries and eat them with friends for 2 hours. Her mom said, "Sure." However, the daughter went to her boyfriends and had sex with him for 2 hours. When she came back home, her mom asked her how the fries were. The daughter replied, "Nice!" The mom said, "I can tell you enjoyed them; there's still mayonnaise dripping from your face."
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my relationship Hindi Jokes 2025
I’m about three years into my relationship now and I've started to have erection difficulties. My girlfriend and I have different ideas as to what the problem is: she bought me some Viagra and I bought her a treadmill.
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my stuff Hindi Jokes 2025
My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right.
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blonde really got tired Hindi Jokes 2025
A blonde really got tired of all blonde jokes and decided to hang herself in the bathroom. As she locked the door, she yelled at her husband, "I'm hanging myself because I'm tired of jokes about us blondes being stupid!" Her husband broke into the bathroom and saw his wife with a rope tied on her toe. The husband said, "I thought you were hanging yourself." She said, "Yes, I am!" The husband replied, "Usually when people hang themselves, they tie the rope around their neck, so why is yours tied on your toe?" She said, "I tried that, but I couldn't breathe."
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shrinking my clothes Hindi Jokes 2025
I thought the dryer was shrinking my clothes. Turns out it was the refrigerator all along
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during sex Hindi Jokes 2025
They say that during sex you burn off as many calories as running 8 miles. Who the hell runs 8 miles in 30 seconds?
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blonde yells Hindi Jokes 2025
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. They run into an old barn and hide in potato sacks. The officer chasing them walks into the barn looking for them. He kicks the first sack with the redhead inside and the redhead says, "Woof woof!" The cop thinks it's a dog, so he walks to the next one. He kicks the second bag with the brunette, and she says, "Meow meow!" The cop believes it's a cat and moves on. He kicks the third bag with the blonde, and the blonde yells, "Potato potato!"
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afraid of speed Hindi Jokes 2025
I'm afraid of speed bumps, but I'm slowly getting over it.
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My wife suffers Hindi Jokes 2025
“My wife suffers from a drinking problem.” - “Oh is she an alcoholic?” - “No, I am, but she’s the one who suffers.”
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A robber comes Hindi Jokes 2025
A robber comes into the store & steals a TV. A blonde runs after him and says, "Wait, you forgot the remote!"
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scratch-and-sniff Hindi Jokes 2025
How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch-and-sniff at the bottom of a pool.
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blonde dial 911 Hindi Jokes 2025
Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911? A: She can't find the eleven.
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eight year old Hindi Jokes 2025
A mom of an eight year old boy is awaiting her son's arrival from school. As he runs in, he says he needs to talk to her about making babies. He claims he knows about the development of a fetus, but doesn't understand the answer to the million dollar question. Namely, how does the sperm get into the woman? The mom asks the boy what he thinks the answer is. The boy says that the sperm is manufactured in the man's stomach, rises up to his chest, then throat, and into his mouth, where he then kisses the woman and deposits the sperm into her mouth. The mom tells her boy that it is a good guess, but it's wrong. She gives him a hint by telling him that the sperm comes out of the man's penis. Suddenly, the boy's face becomes quite red and he says, "You mean you put your mouth on that thing?"
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Before Marriage Hindi Jokes 2025
Before Marriage - - - Boyfriend: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait. Girlfriend: Do you want me to leave? Boyfriend: NO! Don't even think about it. Girlfriend: Do you love me? Boyfriend: Of course! Over and over! Girlfriend: Have you ever cheated on me? Boyfriend: NO! Why are you even asking? Girlfriend: Will you kiss me? Boyfriend: Every chance I get! Girlfriend: Will you hit me? Boyfriend: Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person! Girlfriend: Can I trust you? Boyfriend: Yes. Girlfriend: Darling! After marriage - simply read from bottom to top.
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favorite sport Hindi Jokes 2025
What is the favorite sport of Mexicans? Cross Country
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A brunette Hindi Jokes 2025
A brunette and blonde are walking in the park when the brunette says, "Aw, look at the dead birdie." The blonde looks up and says, "Where?"
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IDK Blonde Hindi Jokes 2025
Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?" Brunette: "I don’t know." Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!
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Roman Emperor's hair Hindi Jokes 2025
What do you use to cut a Roman Emperor's hair? Ceasers.
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A couple is trying Hindi Jokes 2025
A couple is trying to have a baby. Finally, the blonde tells her husband, "Honey, I have great news! We're pregnant, and we're having twins!" The husband is overjoyed and says to his wife, "Honey that's wonderful, but how do you know so soon that we're having twins?" She nods her head and says, "Well, I bought the twin pack pregnancy test and they both came out positive!"
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garbage truck Hindi Jokes 2025
A family was driving behind a garbage truck when a dildo flies out and thumped against the windshield. Embarrassed, and to spare her young son's innocence, the mother turns around and says, "Don't worry, dear. That was just an insect." "Wow," the boy replies. "I'm surprised it could get off the ground with a cock like that!"
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screw in a light bulb Hindi Jokes 2025
How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light bulb. 10, one to screw in the light bulb and nine to hold the ladder.
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a redhead Hindi Jokes 2025
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, "Awwww, I wish my friends were here."
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Ima Singin Hindi Jokes 2025
This is Ima Singin, I am really offended by this joke. There is Sum Ting Wong with your sense of humor if you think thats funny
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kidnapping at school Hindi Jokes 2025
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's okay, he woke up
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sex with a Chinese woman Hindi Jokes 2025
I had sex with a Chinese woman last night. It was great, but an hour later I was STILL horny!
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thief hire Hindi Jokes 2025
Why did the thief hire a maid to plan his vacation? He wanted a clean getaway.
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poor Santa Claus Hindi Jokes 2025
What do you call a poor Santa Claus?" "St. Nickel-less
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Three brothers Hindi Jokes 2025
Three brothers are traveling along a road, and their car dies. They all get out of the car, and start walking to a barn that's a little ways away. When they get their, the farmer comes out of the barn, and offers them a room for one night. He says to the first one, "You can sleep with the pigs," the second guy," you can sleep with the cows", and the third guy, "I like the cut of your jib. You can sleep with my 18 daughters." The next morning, he asks everyone how they slept. The first man said, "I slept like a pig." The second man said ,"I slept like a cow." The third guy said, "I slept like a rabbit. I jumped from hole, to hole, to hole."
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smells like worms Hindi Jokes 2025
What is transparent and smells like worms? - A bird's fart :-)
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What does a lemon say Hindi Jokes 2025
What does a lemon say when it answers the phone?" "Yellow!
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woman places Hindi Jokes 2025
A woman places an ad in the local newspaper. “Looking for a man with three qualifications: won’t beat me up, won’t run away from me, and is great in bed.” Two days later her doorbell rings. “Hi, I’m Tim. I have no arms so I won’t beat you, and no legs so I won't run away.” “What makes you think you are great in bed?” the woman retorts. Tim replies, “I rang the doorbell, didn’t I?”
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premature ejaculation Hindi Jokes 2025
A man was having premature ejaculation problems so he went to the doctor. The doctor said, "When you feel like you are getting ready to ejaculate, try startling yourself." That same day the man went to the store and bought himself a starter pistol and ran home to his wife. That night the two were having sex and found themselves in the 69 position. The man felt the urge to ejaculate and fired the starter pistol. The next day he went back to the doctor who asked how it went. The man answered, "Not well. When I fired the pistol, my wife pooped on my face, bit three inches off my penis, and my neighbor came out of the closet with his hands in the air."
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sell curtains Hindi Jokes 2025
Santa enters a shop that sell curtains. He announces to Gurdaya, the salesman, 'I would like to buy a pair of green curtains.' The salesman assures him that they had a large selection of green curtains. Gurdaya shows him several patterns, but Santa seems to be having a hard time choosing. Finally, he selects a smashing green floral print. The salesman asked what size curtains he requires.
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most effective way Hindi Jokes 2025
One sex therapist claims that the most effective way to arouse your man is to spend 10 minutes licking his ears. Personally, I think it’s b***ocks
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how many times Hindi Jokes 2025
Girl: So, how many times a day do you shave? Man: Well, about 15-20 times every day. Girl: My god, are you some kind of crazy? Man: No, I’m a barber.
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white people running down Hindi Jokes 2025
Q: What do you call white people running down a hill? A: An avalanche. Q: What do you call Mexicans running down a hill? A: A mudslide. Q: What do you call black people running down a hill? A: A jail break.
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I love cheese Hindi Jokes 2025
Why do I love cheese? For starters, it's pretty grate.
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personal trainer Hindi Jokes 2025
I used to be a personal trainer. Then I gave my too weak notice
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A construction worker Hindi Jokes 2025
A construction worker on the third floor of a building needs a handsaw. He sees one of the laborers on the first floor and yells down to him, but the man indicates that he can't hear. So, the guy on the third floor tries to use signs. He points to his eye, meaning, "I," then at his knee, meaning, "need," and he moves his hand back and forth, meaning, "handsaw." The man on the first floor nods, then drops his pants and begins to masturbate. The man on the third floor freaks out and runs down to the first floor yelling, ''What the hell is wrong with you!? Are you stupid or something? I was saying that I needed a handsaw!'' The laborer looks at the carpenter and says, ''I knew that. I was just trying to tell you that I was coming.''
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husband so punctual Hindi Jokes 2025
Lady 1: "Why is your husband so punctual when returning home from work?" Lady 2: "I made a simple rule: sex will begin at 9pm sharp, whether he is there or not."
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who invented zero Hindi Jokes 2025
To the guy who invented zero, thanks for nothing.
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more letters Hindi Jokes 2025
What has more letters than the alphabet?" "The post office!
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wear necklaces Hindi Jokes 2025
Q: Why do Italian men wear necklaces? A: To let them know where to stop shaving.
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I love math Hindi Jokes 2025
I love math. And then sum.
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closet in the nude Hindi Jokes 2025
A mother comes home from work to find that her kids are hiding behind the couch. She asks what's wrong, and the kids reply that aunt Sally was in the house naked. So she goes to her bedroom to investigate, and she finds her husband lying on the bed naked and sweaty. She asks, "What's going on?" He replies, "I'm having a heart attack." She says "I'm going to call 911, while I'm really looking for my sister." She discovers the aunt in the bathroom closet in the nude, and gives her a slap, "How dare you! My husband is having a heart attack and you're running around scaring the kids!"
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Wife wanted Hindi Jokes 2025
A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted." Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
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Two prostitutes Hindi Jokes 2025
Two prostitutes are standing on a corner. One says, "Tonight is gonna be a good night. I can smell the dick in the air." The other says, "Sorry, I just burped."
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making Russian tea Hindi Jokes 2025
I was making Russian tea. Unfortunately I cannot fish the teabag out of the vodka bottle.
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calling you Hindi Jokes 2025
I'm not calling you a slut, I'm calling you a penny: two faced, worthless, and in everyone's pants.
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iPad in a blender Hindi Jokes 2025
Why did the blonde put her iPad in a blender? Because she wanted to make apple juice.
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juice company Hindi Jokes 2025
I once got fired from a canned juice company. Apparently I couldn't concentrate
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kinky and perverted Hindi Jokes 2025
What's the difference between kinky and perverted? Kinky is when you tickle your girlfriend with a feather, perverted is when you use the whole bird.
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Chinese people Hindi Jokes 2025
Q: Why do Chinese people have Chinese babies? A: Because two Wongs don't make a white.
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Three blondes walk Hindi Jokes 2025
Three blondes walk into a building. You'd think one of them would've seen it.....
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child birth Hindi Jokes 2025
From what I understand about child birth, it changes you ‘downstairs’. I like my downstairs the way it is thank you very much. I certainly don’t need an extension
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playing Bridge Hindi Jokes 2025
Sex is like playing Bridge – if you don’t have a good partner, you better have a good hand
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about the guy Hindi Jokes 2025
Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke? He won the 'no-bell' prize
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physics teacher break up Hindi Jokes 2025
Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher? There was no chemistry.
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What did the blonde say Hindi Jokes 2025
What did the blonde say when she saw the Cheerios box? "Omg, donut seeds!"
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romantic text message Hindi Jokes 2025
A wife sent her husband a romantic text message… She wrote: “If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you.” Her husband texted back: “I’m on the toilet, please advise
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On hearing Hindi Jokes 2025
On hearing that her elderly grandfather has just passed away, Katie goes straight to her grandparents' house to visit her 95-year-old grandmother and comfort her. When she asks how her grandfather has died, her grandmother replies, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning." Horrified, Katie tells her grandmother that two people nearly 100 years old having sex will surely be asking for trouble. "Oh no, my dear. Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. It was nice, slow, and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the ding and out on the dong." She pauses, wipes away a tear and then continues, "And if that damned ice cream truck hadn't come along, he'd still be alive today!"
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pampered cow Hindi Jokes 2025
What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk
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Cool accent Hindi Jokes 2025
I was sitting in a bar one day and two really large women came in, talking in an interesting accent. So I said, “Cool accent, are you two ladies from Ireland?” One of them snarled at me, “It’s Wales, dumbo!” So I corrected myself, “Oh, right, so are you two whales from Ireland?” That’s about as far as I remember.
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hanging onto a rope Hindi Jokes 2025
There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette. They all decide that one person should get off because if they don't, the rope will break and everyone will die. No one can decide who should go, so finally the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, "I'll get off." The blondes, all moved by the brunette's speech, start clapping. Problem solved.
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wife starts to sing Hindi Jokes 2025
When my wife starts to sing I always go out and do some garden work so our neighbors can see there's no domestic violence going on. 😋😋😋
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A blonde woman decides Hindi Jokes 2025
A blonde woman decides that she is sick and tired of all the blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid, so she decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart. While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to paint a couple of rooms in the house. The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets down to the task at hand. Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive smell of paint. He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat. He notices that she is wearing a ski jacket and a fur coat at the same time. He goes over and asks her if she is OK. She replies yes. He asks what she is doing. She replies that she wanted to prove to him that not all blonde women are dumb and she wanted to do it by painting the house. He then asks her why she has a ski jacket over her fur coat. She replies that she was reading the directions on the paint can and they said, "For best results, put on two coats."
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25th wedding anniversary joke Hindi Jokes 2025
Shortly before our 25th wedding anniversary, my husband sent 25 long-stemmed yellow roses to me at my office. A few days later, I plucked all the petals and dried them. On the night of our anniversary, I spread the petals over the bed and lay on top of them, wearing only a negligee. As I’d hoped, I got a reaction from my husband. When he saw me, he shouted, “Are those potato chips?”
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redhead are all Hindi Jokes 2025
A blonde, brunette, and redhead are all on a building about to jump off. They all jump at the same time. Which one landed last? The blonde because she asked for directions.
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Santa goes into a bar Hindi Jokes 2025
Santa goes into a bar in New York. The man on his right orders a drink, 'Johnnie Walker, single.' The man on his left says, 'Jack Daniels, single.' Santa says. 'Santa Singh, married.'
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Santa reading newspaper Hindi Jokes 2025
Santa reading newspaper.. News: "Indian athlete lost gold medal in long jump" Santa comments: Idiot !! Who told him to wear gold medal while jumping!!! 😁😁🤣😁
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1 million sperm Hindi Jokes 2025
Q: Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg? A: Because like all men, they won't stop to ask directions.
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win the race Hindi Jokes 2025
How did the barber win the race? He knew a shortcut.
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thief hire a maid Hindi Jokes 2025
Why did the thief hire a maid to plan his vacation? He wanted a clean getaway.
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prostitute Hindi Jokes 2025
Two men visit a prostitute. The first man goes into the bedroom. He comes out ten minutes later and says, "Heck. My wife is better than that." The second man goes in. He comes out ten minutes later and says, "You know? Your wife IS better."
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they're sick Hindi Jokes 2025
Where do boats go when they're sick?" "To the boat doc
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iPad in a blender Hindi Jokes 2025
Why did the blonde put her iPad in a blender? Because she wanted to make apple juice.
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A guy believed Hindi Jokes 2025
A guy believed that his wife is cheating on him, so he hired a private investigator. The cheapest he could find was a Chinese man. This was the Chinese PI's report about what he found: "Most honorable, sir. You leave house. I watch house. He come to house. I watch. He and she leave house. I follow. He and she go in hotel. I climb tree. I look in window. He kiss she. He strip she. She strip he. He play with she. She play with he. I play with me. I fall out tree. I not see. No fee. Cheng Lee.
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Forrest Gump’s Hindi Jokes 2025
What was Forrest Gump’s email password? 1forrest1
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call pasta Hindi Jokes 2025
What do you call pasta with no money? Penne-less.
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Italian mother Hindi Jokes 2025
An Italian mother says, "If you don't eat all the food on this plate, I'll kill you." A Jewish mother says, "If you don't eat all the food on this plate, I'll kill myself."
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a mouthful Hindi Jokes 2025
Sarah goes to school, and the teacher says, "Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?" Sarah waves her hand, "Me, Miss Rogers, me, me!" Miss Rogers says, "All right, Sarah, what is your multi-syllable word?" Sarah says, "Mas-tur-bate." Miss Rogers smiles and says, "Wow, Sarah, that's a mouthful." Sarah says, "No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a blowjob."
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put it in slowly Hindi Jokes 2025
"Babe is it in?" "Yea." "Does it hurt?" "Uh huh." "Let me put it in slowly." "It still hurts." "Okay, let's try another shoe size."
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expensive car Hindi Jokes 2025
My friend drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how his Mercedes bends
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a restaurant Hindi Jokes 2025
I was sitting on my own in a restaurant, when I saw a beautiful woman at another table. I sent her a bottle of the most expensive wine on the menu. She sent me a note, “I will not touch a drop of this wine unless you can assure me that you have seven inches in your pocket.” I wrote back, “Give me the wine. As gorgeous as you are, I'm not cutting off three inches for anyone.”
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a Chinese girl joke Hindi Jokes 2025
I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629.
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Why should you wear Hindi Jokes 2025
Why should you wear glasses when doing math? They improve division.
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find a tiny Coke Hindi Jokes 2025
Where can you go to find a tiny Coke? Mini-soda.
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teenager Hindi Jokes 2025
As a teenager I was confused that there was lots of different words for ‘sex’. I thought each of the words for ‘sex’ meant something distinct. I thought there were many more different kinds of sex things that I was going to have to get my head around before I became an adult. But then I realised that most of them referred to the same sort of basic penis penetration stuff. And that’s how I came to understand the richness of the English language
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blonde like lightening Hindi Jokes 2025
Why did the blonde like lightening? She thought someone was taking a picture of her.
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friend of mine Hindi Jokes 2025
A Christian friend of mine said that sex between two men is wrong in their eyes. I said, ‘You’re right, it’s supposed to be up the bum
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blonde jokes so short Hindi Jokes 2025
Q: Why are blonde jokes so short? A: So brunettes can remember them.
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wrote a song Hindi Jokes 2025
I wrote a song about burritos. It's a rap.
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rushing into the hospital Hindi Jokes 2025
A couple are rushing into the hospital because the wife is going into labor. As they walk, a doctor says to them that he has invented a machine that splits the pain between the mother and father. They agree to it and are led into a room where they get hooked up to the machine. The doctor starts it off at 20% split towards the father. The wife says, "Oh, that's actually better." The husband says he can't feel anything. Then the doctor turns it to 50% and the wife says that it doesn't hurt nearly as much. The husband says he sill can't feel anything. The Doctor, now encouraged, turns it up to 100%. The husband still can't feel anything, and the wife is really happy, because there is now no pain for her. The baby is born. The couple go home and find the postman groaning in pain on the doorstep.
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I couldn’t build Hindi Jokes 2025
My sister bet that I couldn’t build a car out of spaghetti. You should’ve seen her face when I drove pasta.
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bigger than your brothers Hindi Jokes 2025
A husband says to his wife, "I bet you can't tell me something that will make me both happy and sad at the same time." The wife thinks about it for a few moments and replies, "Your dick is bigger than your brothers."
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the newscaster Hindi Jokes 2025
A blonde is watching the news with her husband when the newscaster says, "Six Brazilian men die in a skydiving accident." The blonde starts crying to her husband, sobbing, "That's horrible!" Confused, he replies, "Yes Dear, it is sad, but they were skydiving, and there is always that risk involved." After a few minutes, the blonde, still sobbing, says, "How many is a Brazilian?"
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black people and tornadoes Hindi Jokes 2025
How are black people and tornadoes the same? It only takes one to ruin a good neighborhood.
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Two police officers Hindi Jokes 2025
Two police officers crash their car into a tree. After a moment of silence, one of them says, “Wow, that’s got to be the fastest we ever got to the accident site.” 😋😋😋😋
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subtract the clothes Hindi Jokes 2025
Q: Why is sex like math? A: You add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray there's no multiplying.
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redhead are running Hindi Jokes 2025
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. They run into an old barn and hide in potato sacks. The officer chasing them walks into the barn looking for them. He kicks the first sack with the redhead inside and the redhead says, "Woof woof!" The cop thinks it's a dog, so he walks to the next one. He kicks the second bag with the brunette, and she says, "Meow meow!" The cop believes it's a cat and moves on. He kicks the third bag with the blonde, and the blonde yells, "Potato potato!"
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selling my talking parrot Hindi Jokes 2025
I’m selling my talking parrot. Why? Because yesterday, the bastard tried to sell me.
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blondes girls were walking Hindi Jokes 2025
Three blondes girls were walking in the woods and came upon tracks. The first one said, "Look, it's deer tracks." The second one said, "No, it's wolf tracks" and before the third one could answer, they got hit by a train.
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The United States Hindi Jokes 2025
Brunette: "Where were you born?" Blonde: "The United States." Brunette: "Which part?" Blonde: "My whole body."
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cookie go to the doctor Hindi Jokes 2025
Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumbly.
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real hair color Hindi Jokes 2025
a blonde dyes her hair brown. She then goes for a drive in the country and sees a shepherd herding his sheep across the road. "Hey, shepherd, if I guess how many sheep are here, can I keep one?" The shepherd is puzzled but agrees. She blurts out "352!" He is stunned but keeps his word and allows her to pick a sheep. "I'll take this one," she says proudly. "It's the cutest!" "Hey lady," says the shepherd, "If I guess your real hair color, can I have my dog back?"
blonde jokes
heart of the lion Hindi Jokes 2025
My grandpa has the heart of the lion and a lifetime ban from the zoo.
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Why are taking two tickets Hindi Jokes 2025
Bus conductor: Why are taking two tickets? Passenger: Because if i lose one that second ticket will save me. Conductor: what if you lose both? Passenger: Listen, I am not a fool. I already have my Pass with me.!!!
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save two of every animal Hindi Jokes 2025
Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.
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Student homework Hindi Jokes 2025
Teacher- Did you do your homework? Student - Did you grade my test? Teacher - I have other students' tests to grade. Student - I have other teachers' homework to do.😎 # be LIKEA BOSS
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I don't trust trees Hindi Jokes 2025
I don't trust trees. They're shady.
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archaeologist Hindi Jokes 2025
How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from!
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I’m trying Hindi Jokes 2025
Doctor: “Sir, I have some bad news. I’m afraid you’re going to have to stop masturbating.” Patient: “I don’t understand, doc. Why?” Doctor: “Because I’m trying to examine you.”
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Maria went home Hindi Jokes 2025
Maria went home happy, telling her mother about how she earned $20 by climbing a tree. Her mom responded, "Maria, they just wanted to see your panties!" Maria replied, "See Mom, I was smart, I took them off!"
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his buddy Hindi Jokes 2025
There is a fellow who is talking to his buddy and says, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birthday. She has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants. I'm stumped." His buddy says, "I have an idea. Why don't you make up a certificate that says she can have two hours of great sex, any way she wants it. She'll probably be thrilled!" The first fellow does just that. The next day, his buddy asks, "Well, did you take my suggestion? How did it turn out?" "She loved it. She jumped up, thanked me, kissed me on the mouth, and ran out the door yelling, 'I'll see you in two hours!'"
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giant once Hindi Jokes 2025
I met a giant once. I didn't know what to say so I used big words.
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wondering why the ball Hindi Jokes 2025
I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
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be a doctor Hindi Jokes 2025
I want to be a doctor, but I don't have enough patience.
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invented dancing Hindi Jokes 2025
Teacher: “Who do you think invented dancing, children?” - Little Johnny: “My guess is a big Irish family with just one bathroom.” 😋😋😋😋
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Babe What You Doing Hindi Jokes 2025
Boyfriend: Babe What You Doing? Girlfriend: Nothing. Really Tired. Just Going To Sleep Now Honey. And You Sweetheart? Boyfriend: In The Club Standing Behind You
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I want to be cremated Hindi Jokes 2025
I want to be cremated as it is my last hope for a smoking hot body.
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What did the grape Hindi Jokes 2025
What did the grape say when it got crushed? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
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piano by ear Hindi Jokes 2025
I used to play piano by ear. Now I use my hands
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bloody perfect Hindi Jokes 2025
If women are so bloody perfect at multitasking, how come they can’t have a headache and sex at the same time
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Give it to me Hindi Jokes 2025
"Give it to me! Give it to me!" she yelled, "I'm so wet, give it to me now!" She could scream all she wanted to. I was keeping the umbrella.
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cheap gifts Hindi Jokes 2025
Man: I could go to the end of the world for you. Woman: Yes, but would you stay there? Man: I offer you myself. Woman: I am sorry I never accept cheap gifts. Man: I want to share everything with you. Woman: Let's start from your bank account.
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You know how it is in life Hindi Jokes 2025
You know how it is in life. One door closes – that means another door opens…” “Yeah, very nice, but you either fix that or I’m expecting a serious discount on that car!”
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get a haircut Hindi Jokes 2025
Dad, did you get a haircut?" "No, I got them all cut!
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A man and a woman Hindi Jokes 2025
A man and a woman started to have sex in the middle of a dark forest. After about 15 minutes, the man finally gets up and says, "Damn, I wish I had a flashlight!" The woman says, "Me too, you've been eating grass for the past ten minutes!"
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fish wearing Hindi Jokes 2025
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?" "Sofishticated
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blonde are walking Hindi Jokes 2025
A brunette and blonde are walking in the park when the brunette says, "Aw, look at the dead birdie." The blonde looks up and says, "Where?"
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worth of used Hindi Jokes 2025
What do you do with a year’s worth of used condoms? A. Melt them into a tire and call it a goodyear.
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A black boy joke Hindi Jokes 2025
A black boy walks into the kitchen where his mother is baking and accidentally pulls the flour over onto his head. He turns to his mother and says, “Look Mama, I’m a white boy!” His mother smacks him and says, “Go tell your Daddy what you just said!” The boy finds his father and says, “Look Daddy, I’m a white boy!” His Daddy bends him over, spanks him, stands the boy back up, and says, “Now, what do you have to say for yourself?” The boy replies, “I’ve only been a white boy for five minutes and I already hate you black people!”
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call a blonde Hindi Jokes 2025
What do you call a blonde with a brain? A golden retriever.
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Akbar joke Hindi Jokes 2025
Teacher: Who was Akbar ? Boy: Akbar was Gay. Teacher:- What, Are you mad ? Why did you say that? Boy:- We have heard Laila – Majnu, Heer -Ranjha, Soni- Mahival, Romeo-Juliet But Only Akbar – Birbal !😁
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tried to catch Hindi Jokes 2025
Have you ever tried to catch a fog? I tried yesterday but I mist
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The Little Rascal's Hindi Jokes 2025
The Little Rascal's class were having a spelling test. The teacher asks if anyone can use the word "admire" in a sentence. Spanky raises his hand and says, "I admire my dog." "Good job," the teacher replies, "Now, who can use 'respect' in a sentence?" Alfalfa raises his hand and says, "I respect Spanky for admiring his dog." "Ok, " replies the teacher, "now who can use the word 'dictate' in a sentence?" There is silence in the class, then all of a sudden Buckwheat says, "Darla how did my dictate !?!"
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contracts Hindi Jokes 2025
A man goes to a $10 sex worker and contracts crabs. When he goes back to complain, the sex worker laughs and says, "What do you expect for ten dollars? Lobster?"
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a black man joke Hindi Jokes 2025
There is a black man, a white man, and a Mexican man on a plane that is too heavy to fly and they are about to crash. They each have to throw something off the plane to save them from crashing. The black man throws out his Jordan shoes and says, "We have too many in our country.” The Mexican tosses out his lawn mower and says, "We have too many in our country.” The white man puts his item down, grabs the Mexican, throws him out the window and says, "We have too many in our country.
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Why should you stay Hindi Jokes 2025
Why should you stay away from artists? They're sketchy.
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Harry prays to God Hindi Jokes 2025
Harry prays to God: Dear Lord, please make me win the lottery. The next day Harry begs the Lord again: Please make it so I win the lottery, Lord! The next day, Harry again prays: Please, please, dear Lord, make me win the lottery! Suddenly he hears a voice from above: Harry, would you kindly go and buy a lottery ticket.
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walked through the forest Hindi Jokes 2025
Banta walked through the forest when he heard someone crying for help. He found a dwarf, stuck in a trap. He freed the dwarf, and the dwarf granted him two wishes. "My first wish," Banta said, "is a bottle of whiskey that will never fall empty." And flash, there was the bottle. Banta opened it, and drank it empty. The next moment, the bottle was full again. Banta was very happy. "What is your second wish," the dwarf asked? Banta replied, "I want another bottle..."😜 😝 😛
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drug dealer Hindi Jokes 2025
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
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Samoan climb Hindi Jokes 2025
How did the Samoan climb the tree? He didn't. He scared the limbs out of it.
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Mexican Astronauts Hindi Jokes 2025
You know why we don't have Mexican Astronauts? It's because the countdown goes like this, "10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 Launch! Lonch!?!? Vamos a comer..."
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25 letters Hindi Jokes 2025
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y
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A blonde was swerving Hindi Jokes 2025
A blonde was swerving all over the road and driving very badly, so she got pulled over by a cop. The cop walked up to her window and asked, "Miss, why are you driving so recklessly?" The blonde said, "I'm sorry sir, but wherever I go, there's always a tree in front of me and I can't seem to get away from it!" The cop looked at her and said, "Ma'am, that's your air freshener!"
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After picking her son Hindi Jokes 2025
After picking her son up from school one day, the mother asks him what he did at school. The kid replies, "I had sex with my teacher." She gets so mad that when they get home, she orders him to go straight to his room. When the father returns home that evening, the mother angrily tells him the news of what their son had done. As the father hears the news, a huge grin spreads across his face. He walks to his son's room and asks him what happened at school, the son tells him, "I had sex with my teacher." The father tells the boy that he is so proud of him, and he is going to reward him with the bike he has been asking for. On the way to the store, the dad asks his son if he would like to ride his new bike home. His son responds, "No thanks Dad, my butt still hurts."
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Two cowboys Hindi Jokes 2025
Two cowboys are out on the range talking about their favorite sex position. One says, "I think I enjoy the rodeo position the best." "I don't think I have ever heard of that one," says the other cowboy. "What is it?" "Well, it's where you get your girl down on all four, and you mount her from behind. Then you reach around, cup her t*ts, and whisper in her ear, 'boy these feel almost as nice as your sisters.' Then you try and hold on for 30 seconds."
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nasty divorce Hindi Jokes 2025
Mickey Mouse is in the middle of a nasty divorce from Minnie Mouse. Mickey spoke to the judge about the separation. "I'm sorry Mickey, but I can't legally separate you two on the grounds that Minnie is mentally insane," said the judge. Mickey replied, "I didn't say she was mentally insane, I said that she's f*cking Goofy!"
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may I interview you Hindi Jokes 2025
Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you?" Man: "Yes!" Reporter: "Name?" Man: "Abdul Al-Rhazim." Reporter: "Sex?" Man: "Three to five times a week." Reporter: "No no! I mean male or female?" Man: "Yes, male, female... sometimes camel." Reporter: "Holy cow!" Man: "Yes, cow, sheep... animals in general." Reporter: "But isn't that hostile?" Man: "Yes, horse style, dog style, any style." Reporter: "Oh dear!" Man: "No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch."
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drifts over a desert Hindi Jokes 2025
What is red and drifts over a desert? - A fart with a sunburn.
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Santa falls in Love Hindi Jokes 2025
Doctor Santa falls in Love with a Nurse. He writes a love letter to the Nurse :- I Love U sister…
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heels over head Hindi Jokes 2025
Did I tell you the time I fell in love during a backflip? I was heels over head!
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Uncle Jack off Hindi Jokes 2025
If your Uncle Jack was on his roof, and he wanted you to help him down, would you help your Uncle Jack off?
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favorite memories Hindi Jokes 2025
One of my favorite memories as a kid was when my brothers used to put me inside a tire and roll me down a hill. They were Goodyears!
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biggest wall Hindi Jokes 2025
china...austraila..new zealand...south africa is fighting who has the best stuff china says they have the biggest wall austraila says they have the best grass new zealand says they have the best flag south africa says they have the springbuck ..he jumps over the wall ...shits on the grass...and wipes his ass with the flag
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A wealthy man Hindi Jokes 2025
A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for a few years. One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to have the child. If she stayed in Italy, he would also provide child support until the child turned 18. She agreed, but wondered how he would know when the baby was born. To keep it discrete, he told her to mail him a postcard, and write "Spaghetti" on the back. He would then arrange for child support. One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife. "Honey," she said, "you received a very strange postcard today." "Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it later," he said. The wife handed the card over and watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and fainted. On the card was written "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Two with meatballs, one without."
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days are numbered Hindi Jokes 2025
I'm afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered
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I refuse to eat this roastbeef Hindi Jokes 2025
Guest at a restaurant: “I refuse to eat this roastbeef. Please call the manager! “ Waiter: “That’s no use. He won’t eat it either.”
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black man is lost Hindi Jokes 2025
A black man is lost in the forest. A hunter finds him and says, "Excuse me, sir. Can you ax me a tree?" The black man says, "No, but I can ax you a question?"
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an extra pair Hindi Jokes 2025
Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?" "In case they get a hole in one
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Becoming a vegetarian Hindi Jokes 2025
Becoming a vegetarian is one big missed steak.
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sweet potatoes wear Hindi Jokes 2025
What do sweet potatoes wear to bed? Yammies.
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pick their nose Hindi Jokes 2025
You know, people say they pick their nose, but I feel like I was just born with mine
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The United States Hindi Jokes 2025
Brunette: "Where were you born?" Blonde: "The United States." Brunette: "Which part?" Blonde: "My whole body."
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drug dealer Hindi Jokes 2025
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
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appreciate your fruit Hindi Jokes 2025
Ladies, if he can’t appreciate your fruit jokes, you need to let that mango.
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two black men in a red Hindi Jokes 2025
Q: What do you call two black men in a red sleeping bag? A: A Kit Kat.
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white owl and a black owl Hindi Jokes 2025
Q:what's the difference between a white owl and a black owl. A:a white owl goes who who. a black owl goes who dat who dat.
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meet you at the corner Hindi Jokes 2025
What did one wall say to the other?" "I'll meet you at the corner.
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apocalypse means Hindi Jokes 2025
So what if I don’t know what apocalypse means? It’s not the end of the world!
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master of fast Hindi Jokes 2025
“I am a master of fast calculations.” - “OK, what is 758 time 642 divided by 5?” - “22!” - “Ha ha, that’s wrong!” - “Might be, but it was fast!”
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