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still a virgin

Kid 1: "Hey, I bet you're still a virgin." Kid 2: "Yeah, I was a virgin until last night ." Kid 1: "As if." Kid 2: "Yeah, just ask your sister." Kid 1: "I don't have a sister." Kid 2: "You will in about nine months."

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save two of every animal

Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.

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A blonde is wearing

A blonde is wearing a pair of socks that don't match, one is red and the other is white. Her friend sees her out and says, "You know your socks don't match, right? You're wearing one red sock and one white sock." The blonde responds, "That's so weird! I have another pair just like it in my drawer at home."

blonde jokes

brunette were thinking

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette were thinking about what they would do if they went to space. The redhead said, "I would adopt a martian." The brunette said, "I would give Pluto some steroids." The Blonde said, "I would go to the sun." The redhead replied, "But you would burn up and die." The blonde responded, "Not if I went at night."

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sell curtains

Santa enters a shop that sell curtains. He announces to Gurdaya, the salesman, 'I would like to buy a pair of green curtains.' The salesman assures him that they had a large selection of green curtains. Gurdaya shows him several patterns, but Santa seems to be having a hard time choosing. Finally, he selects a smashing green floral print. The salesman asked what size curtains he requires.

santa banta jokes in english

teacher intruptes

The teacher to a student: Conjugate the verb "to walk" in simple present. The student: I walk. You walk .... The teacher intruptes him: Quicker please. The student: I run. You run ...

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blonde are walking

A brunette and blonde are walking in the park when the brunette says, "Aw, look at the dead birdie." The blonde looks up and says, "Where?"

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a restaurant

I was sitting on my own in a restaurant, when I saw a beautiful woman at another table. I sent her a bottle of the most expensive wine on the menu. She sent me a note, “I will not touch a drop of this wine unless you can assure me that you have seven inches in your pocket.” I wrote back, “Give me the wine. As gorgeous as you are, I'm not cutting off three inches for anyone.”

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capital is growing

What country's capital is growing the fastest?" "Ireland. Every day it's Dublin

dad jokes

husband after a day

It was Christmas Eve. A woman came home to her husband after a day of busy shopping. Later on that night when she was getting undressed for bed, he noticed a mark on the inside of her leg. "What is that?" he asked. She said, "I visited the tattoo parlor today. On the inside of one leg I had them tattoo 'Merry Christmas,' and on the inside of the other one they tattooed 'Happy New Year.'" Perplexed, he asked, "Why did you do that?" "Well," she replied, "now you can't complain that there's never anything to eat between Christmas and New Years!"

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standing on a cliff

A group of Cro-Magnons are standing on a cliff, looking a group of Neanderthals and say,"How many Neanderthals does it take to light a fire?" The answer is none they don't have it yet.

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IDK Blonde

Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?" Brunette: "I don’t know." Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!

blonde jokes

redhead are running

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. They run into an old barn and hide in potato sacks. The officer chasing them walks into the barn looking for them. He kicks the first sack with the redhead inside and the redhead says, "Woof woof!" The cop thinks it's a dog, so he walks to the next one. He kicks the second bag with the brunette, and she says, "Meow meow!" The cop believes it's a cat and moves on. He kicks the third bag with the blonde, and the blonde yells, "Potato potato!"

blonde jokes

yogurt and Italians

What's the difference between yogurt and Italians? Yogurt has a working culture.

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a redhead

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, "Awwww, I wish my friends were here."

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A young woman

A young woman asked her mom if she could go out for some fries and eat them with friends for 2 hours. Her mom said, "Sure." However, the daughter went to her boyfriends and had sex with him for 2 hours. When she came back home, her mom asked her how the fries were. The daughter replied, "Nice!" The mom said, "I can tell you enjoyed them; there's still mayonnaise dripping from your face."

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Fruit flies like a banana

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

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scarecrow win

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field

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A man and a woman

A man and a woman started to have sex in the middle of a dark forest. After about 15 minutes, the man finally gets up and says, "Damn, I wish I had a flashlight!" The woman says, "Me too, you've been eating grass for the past ten minutes!"

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What did the blonde say

What did the blonde say when she saw the Cheerios box? "Omg, donut seeds!"

blonde jokes

IDK stand

Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?" Brunette: "I don’t know." Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"

blonde jokes

naked black woman

Q: What's the difference between a naked white woman and a naked black woman? A: One is on the cover of Playboy and the other is on the cover of National Geographic.

short jokes

preparing wedding cards

Santa and Jeeto were preparing wedding cards for their son at the printers. Jeeto was not very good at English so she asked the printer to help her. After the printer had presented her with a draft, she quickly pointed out that the "RSVP " was missing . The printer was surprised by Jeeto's knowledge and asked her if she knew what it meant. Jeeto started to think and after much thought he replied, 'Vait! I remember. I remember - RSVP. It means "Remember, Send Vedding Present."'

santa banta jokes in english

lying on the beach

A man is lying on the beach, wearing nothing but a cap over his crotch. A woman passing by remarks, "If you were any sort of a gentleman, you would lift your hat to a lady." He replies, "If you were any sort of a sexy lady, the hat would lift by itself."

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all trapped

There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette. They were all trapped on an island and the nearest shore was 50 miles away. The redhead swam trying to make it to the other shore she swam 15 miles, drowned, and died. The brunette swam 24 miles, drowned, and died. The blonde swam 25 miles, got tired, and swam back.

blonde jokes

sleep during nap

If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest

dad jokes

He keeps holding her hand

A wife complains to her husband: “Just look at that couple down the road, how lovely they are. He keeps holding her hand, kissing her, holding the door for her, why can’t you do the same?” The husband: “Are you mad? I barely know that woman!”

english jokes

Ford didn't invent

I'm happy Ford didn't invent the airplane. It wouldn't have been Wright.

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garbage truck

A family was driving behind a garbage truck when a dildo flies out and thumped against the windshield. Embarrassed, and to spare her young son's innocence, the mother turns around and says, "Don't worry, dear. That was just an insect." "Wow," the boy replies. "I'm surprised it could get off the ground with a cock like that!"

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like a snowstorm

A man is like a snowstorm. You never know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get, or how long it will last.

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difference between your boyfriend

What's the difference between your boyfriend and a condom? Condoms have evolved: They're not so thick and insensitive anymore.

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Jack and Jill

Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy. Jack got a shock, with a mouth full of cock, to find out Jill's real name was Randy.

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Samoan climb

How did the Samoan climb the tree? He didn't. He scared the limbs out of it.

short jokes

preparing wedding cards

Santa and Jeeto were preparing wedding cards for their son at the printers. Jeeto was not very good at English so she asked the printer to help her. After the printer had presented her with a draft, she quickly pointed out that the "RSVP " was missing . The printer was surprised by Jeeto's knowledge and asked her if she knew what it meant. Jeeto started to think and after much thought he replied, 'Vait! I remember. I remember - RSVP. It means "Remember, Send Vedding Present."'

english jokes

Jewish kids

Where do you send Jewish kids with Attention Deficit Disorder? Concentration Camp!

short jokes

sprinter eat

What does a sprinter eat before a race?" "Nothing, they fast!

dad jokes

The Perfect Son joke

The Perfect Son. A: I have the perfect son. B: Does he smoke? A: No, he doesn't. B: Does he drink whiskey? A: No, he doesn't. B: Does he ever come home late? A: No, he doesn't. B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he? A: He will be six months old next Wednesday.

english jokes

juice company

I once got fired from a canned juice company. Apparently I couldn't concentrate

dad jokes

Akbar joke

Teacher: Who was Akbar ? Boy: Akbar was Gay. Teacher:- What, Are you mad ? Why did you say that? Boy:- We have heard Laila – Majnu, Heer -Ranjha, Soni- Mahival, Romeo-Juliet But Only Akbar – Birbal !😁

teacher student jokes in english

white people running down

Q: What do you call white people running down a hill? A: An avalanche. Q: What do you call Mexicans running down a hill? A: A mudslide. Q: What do you call black people running down a hill? A: A jail break.

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During a discussion

During a discussion at Sunday school, a nun asks the children what they think God takes you by when you die. A kid responds, "I think God takes you by your feet, because once I walked into my parents room and my mom's feet were in the air and she was screaming, "Oh God, I'm coming!!!"

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apocalypse means

So what if I don’t know what apocalypse means? It’s not the end of the world!

pun jokes

Mexican's favorite sport joke

What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country.

short jokes

I sinned with an 18 year old girl

Man to his priest: “Yesterday I sinned with an 18 year old girl.” The priest: “Squeeze 18 lemons and drink the juice all at once.” Man: “And that frees me from my sin?” Priest: “No, but it frees your face from that dirty grin.”

english jokes

go to the dentist

What time do Chinese people go to the dentist? Tooth hurty (2:30)

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A couple is trying

A couple is trying to have a baby. Finally, the blonde tells her husband, "Honey, I have great news! We're pregnant, and we're having twins!" The husband is overjoyed and says to his wife, "Honey that's wonderful, but how do you know so soon that we're having twins?" She nods her head and says, "Well, I bought the twin pack pregnancy test and they both came out positive!"

blonde jokes

get a squirrel

How do you get a squirrel to like you? Act like a nut

dad jokes

vacation

Where do fruits go on vacation?" "Pear-is!

dad jokes

A blonde is overweight

A blonde is overweight so her doctor puts her on a diet. "I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day and repeat for two weeks and you'll lose at least five pounds." When the blonde returns, she's lost nearly 20 pounds. The doctor exclaims, "That's amazing! Did you follow my diet?" The blonde nods. "I thought I was going to drop dead every third day from all the skipping!"

blonde jokes

walked into a couch

A chemist walked into a couch store and ended up buying a photon.

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favorite prize

Q: What's a WASP's favorite prize? A: The Lilly Pulitzer prize.

short jokes

Can February

Can February March? No, but April May.

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IDK stand

Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?" Brunette: "I don’t know." Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"

english jokes

blonde busy

Q: How do you keep a blonde busy for 2 days? A: Give her a piece of paper that has "Please turn over" written on both sides.

blonde jokes

The Middle Ages

The Middle Ages were called the Dark Ages because there were too many knights.

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Malaysian plane

Q: Why was the Malaysian plane lost? A: Because an Asian was driving it!

short jokes

such a passionate kisser

Oh darling, since you’ve started dieting, you’ve become such a passionate kisser… What do you mean, passionate? I’m looking for food remains!

english jokes

have a good day

My boss told me to have a good day. So I went home!

dad jokes

Keep the tip

What did the leper say to the sex worker? Keep the tip.

dirty jokes

Adam and Eve

Adam and Eve are wondering wether they are black or white. Eve says why dont you go and ask god. So Adam goes into the garden of eden and shouts out to god are we black or white? A big booming voice bellows out YOU ARE WHAT YOU ARE. He immediately goes back to Eve and tells her that they are white. How do you know asks Eve. Because he said you are what you are Adam replied. Why does that mean we are white? asked Eve. Because if we were black he would have said You is what you is.

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Little Sally came

Little Sally came home from school with a smile on her face, and told her mother, "Frankie Brown showed me his weenie today at the playground!" Before the mother could raise a concern, Sally went on to say, "It reminded me of a peanut." Relaxing with a hidden smile, Sally's mom asked, "Really small, was it?" Sally replied, "No, salty." Mom fainted.

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What does a lemon say

What does a lemon say when it answers the phone?" "Yellow!

dad jokes

dog used to chase people

My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away

english jokes

may I interview you

Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you?" Man: "Yes!" Reporter: "Name?" Man: "Abdul Al-Rhazim." Reporter: "Sex?" Man: "Three to five times a week." Reporter: "No no! I mean male or female?" Man: "Yes, male, female... sometimes camel." Reporter: "Holy cow!" Man: "Yes, cow, sheep... animals in general." Reporter: "But isn't that hostile?" Man: "Yes, horse style, dog style, any style." Reporter: "Oh dear!" Man: "No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch."

dirty jokes

cross a Puerto

Q:What do you have when you cross a Puerto Rican and a Pollack? A: A graffiti artist who spray paints on chain linked fences.

short jokes

interview joke funny

Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you?" Man: "Yes!" Reporter: "Name?" Man: "Abdul Al-Rhazim." Reporter: "Sex?" Man: "Three to five times a week." Reporter: "No no! I mean male or female?" Man: "Yes, male, female... sometimes camel." Reporter: "Holy cow!" Man: "Yes, cow, sheep... animals in general." Reporter: "But isn't that hostile?" Man: "Yes, horse style, dog style, any style." Reporter: "Oh dear!" Man: "No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch.

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An old lady

An old lady went to visit her dentist. When it was her turn, she sat in the chair, lowered her underpants, and raised her legs. The dentist said, “Excuse me, but I’m not a gynecologist.” “I know,” said the old lady. “I want you to take my husband’s teeth out.”

dirty jokes

archaeologist

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from!

dirty jokes

black guy walks into a bar

A black guy walks into a bar with a parrot the bartender says cool where did u get it the parrot says Africa

short jokes

camouflage pants

I wanted to buy camouflage pants, but I couldn't find any.

pun jokes

2 Swimming Pools

Banta built 2 Swimming Pools. And he left one of them unfilled y? When asked him, he said, “Oye, that’s for those who don’t know Swimming.”

english jokes

neighbor's house

A blonde's neighbor's house was on fire so she called 911. The blonde told the operator, "My neighbor's house is on fire!" The operator asked, "Where are you?" The blonde answered, "At my house." The operator replied, "No, I'm asking how do we get there?" The blonde said, "In a firetruck, duh!"

blonde jokes

brunette delivers

There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette. They all decide that one person should get off because if they don't, the rope will break and everyone will die. No one can decide who should go, so finally the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, "I'll get off." The blondes, all moved by the brunette's speech, start clapping. Problem solved.

blonde jokes

blonde yells

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. They run into an old barn and hide in potato sacks. The officer chasing them walks into the barn looking for them. He kicks the first sack with the redhead inside and the redhead says, "Woof woof!" The cop thinks it's a dog, so he walks to the next one. He kicks the second bag with the brunette, and she says, "Meow meow!" The cop believes it's a cat and moves on. He kicks the third bag with the blonde, and the blonde yells, "Potato potato!"

blonde jokes

favorite sport

What is the favorite sport of Mexicans? Cross Country

short jokes

blonde went into the library

One day a blonde went into the library and asked the librarian, "Can I have a burger and fries?" The librarian replied, "This is the library." Then blonde whispered, "Oh. Can I have a burger and fries?"

blonde jokes

Italian mother

An Italian mother says, "If you don't eat all the food on this plate, I'll kill you." A Jewish mother says, "If you don't eat all the food on this plate, I'll kill myself."

short jokes

famous person

You should only have sex with a famous person if you really, really genuinely want to tell people about it afterwards

dirty jokes

A construction worker

A construction worker on the third floor of a building needs a handsaw. He sees one of the laborers on the first floor and yells down to him, but the man indicates that he can't hear. So, the guy on the third floor tries to use signs. He points to his eye, meaning, "I," then at his knee, meaning, "need," and he moves his hand back and forth, meaning, "handsaw." The man on the first floor nods, then drops his pants and begins to masturbate. The man on the third floor freaks out and runs down to the first floor yelling, ''What the hell is wrong with you!? Are you stupid or something? I was saying that I needed a handsaw!'' The laborer looks at the carpenter and says, ''I knew that. I was just trying to tell you that I was coming.''

dirty jokes

Glasgow

Las Vegas and Glasgow have a lot in common: they’re the only two places in the world where you can pay for sex with chips

dirty jokes

I don't trust trees

I don't trust trees. They're shady.

pun jokes

Monica Lewinsky walks

Monica Lewinsky walks into the dry cleaners. The old man behind the counter is hard of hearing and doesn't understand her request, so he says, "Come again." Monica responds, "No, this time it's mustard."

dirty jokes

Penis and Balls

One night, Penis and Balls were sitting in a couch. Penis said to Balls, "We are going to a party. Balls said, "F*ck off, you always leave me knocking."

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during sex

They say that during sex you burn off as many calories as running 8 miles. Who the hell runs 8 miles in 30 seconds?

dirty jokes

receptionist

Q: What does the receptionist at the sperm clinic say when clients are leaving? A: “Thanks for coming!”

dirty jokes

black man funny jokes

There was a redneckwho hit every black man he saw with his truck. One day he saw a priest walking down the road and thought, "For all the bad things I done, let me give this priest a ride." So he picked the priest up and they drove along. The redneck saw a black guy down the road and decided he would pretend to fall asleep and so the priest would think it was an accident. The redneck closed his eyes and heard a loud bang. "What happened?" he asked. "You missed him," the priest said, "but I got him with the door.

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girl realized

A girl realized that she had grown hair between her legs. She got worried and asked her mom about that hair. Her mom calmly said, "That part where the hair has grown is called your monkey. Be proud that your monkey has grown hair." The girl smiled. At dinner, she told her sister, "My monkey has grown hair." Her sister smiled and said, "That’s nothing; mine is already eating bananas."

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money issues

A wife and husband are having money issues. One day they decide to have the wife work the corner. Later that night the husband goes to pick the wife up. He asks, "How much did you make, sweetie?" She answers, "I made $200.50." The husband says, "What asshole gave you 50 cents?" She replies, "All of them."

dirty jokes

Before Marriage

Before Marriage - - - Boyfriend: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait. Girlfriend: Do you want me to leave? Boyfriend: NO! Don't even think about it. Girlfriend: Do you love me? Boyfriend: Of course! Over and over! Girlfriend: Have you ever cheated on me? Boyfriend: NO! Why are you even asking? Girlfriend: Will you kiss me? Boyfriend: Every chance I get! Girlfriend: Will you hit me? Boyfriend: Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person! Girlfriend: Can I trust you? Boyfriend: Yes. Girlfriend: Darling! After marriage - simply read from bottom to top.

english jokes

kangaroo jump higher

Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? - Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.

english jokes

cheap gifts

Man: I could go to the end of the world for you. Woman: Yes, but would you stay there? Man: I offer you myself. Woman: I am sorry I never accept cheap gifts. Man: I want to share everything with you. Woman: Let's start from your bank account.

english jokes

How did the blonde die

How did the blonde die drinking milk? The cow fell on her.

blonde jokes

construction

I've got a great joke about construction, but I'm still working on it

dad jokes

blonde runs

A robber comes into the store & steals a TV. A blonde runs after him and says, "Wait, you forgot the remote!"

english jokes

sweet potatoes wear

What do sweet potatoes wear to bed? Yammies.

pun jokes

Harry prays to God

Harry prays to God: Dear Lord, please make me win the lottery. The next day Harry begs the Lord again: Please make it so I win the lottery, Lord! The next day, Harry again prays: Please, please, dear Lord, make me win the lottery! Suddenly he hears a voice from above: Harry, would you kindly go and buy a lottery ticket.

english jokes

drug dealer

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!

dad jokes

hanging onto a rope

There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette. They all decide that one person should get off because if they don't, the rope will break and everyone will die. No one can decide who should go, so finally the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, "I'll get off." The blondes, all moved by the brunette's speech, start clapping. Problem solved.

english jokes

fitted years ago

I had a neck brace fitted years ago and I've never looked back since

dad jokes

Woman naked on the bed

After fighting some crime, Superman wanted to score some action. He flew over to Wonder Woman's apartment to see if she was available. As he landed on her balcony, he saw Wonder Woman naked on the bed with her legs wide open. Superman thought to himself, "I'm faster than a speeding bullet; I could be in there, have sex, and be out again before she knew what happened." So Superman did his super thing in a split second and flew off happily. Meanwhile back on the bed, Wonder Woman asked, "Did you hear something?" "No!" said the Invisible Man, "But my ass sure hurts like hell!"

dirty jokes

holy water

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.

dad jokes

two boys playing

One day, there were two boys playing by a stream. One of the young boys saw a bush and went over to it. The other boy couldn't figure out why his friend was at the bush for so long. The other boy went over to the bush and looked. The two boys were looking at a woman bathing naked in the stream. All of a sudden, the second boy took off running. The first boy couldn't understand why he ran away, so he took off after his friend. Finally, he caught up to him and asked why he ran away. The boy said to his friend, "My mom told me if I ever saw a naked lady, I would turn to stone, and I felt something getting hard, so I ran

dirty jokes

have soft sex

Q: Why do bunnies have soft sex? A: They have cotton balls.

dirty jokes

heels over head

Did I tell you the time I fell in love during a backflip? I was heels over head!

dad jokes

cups avoid the city

Why do coffee cups avoid the city? They're afraid to get mugged.

pun jokes

Student homework

Teacher- Did you do your homework? Student - Did you grade my test? Teacher - I have other students' tests to grade. Student - I have other teachers' homework to do.😎 # be LIKEA BOSS

english jokes

little boy caught

A little boy caught his mom and dad having sex. After, he asked, "What were you and daddy doing?" The mom said, "We were baking a cake." A few days later, the little boy asked his mom, "Were you and daddy baking a cake?" She said yes, and asked him how he knew. He answered, "Because I licked the frosting off the couch

dirty jokes

janitor say

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?" "Supplies!

dad jokes

playing bridge

Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.

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rumor about butter

Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I'm not going to spread it!

dad jokes

best smelling insect

What's the best smelling insect?" "A deodor-ant

dad jokes

get a haircut

Dad, did you get a haircut?" "No, I got them all cut!

dad jokes

brunette are watching

A blonde and a brunette are watching a TV show. The brunette bets the blonde $10 that the man in the episode would jump off a bridge. The man jumps off the bridge and blonde pays the the brunette $10. The brunette feels guilty because she had already seen the episode, so she confesses to the blonde. The blonde says, "I've seen it too, but I didn't think he would jump again."

blonde jokes

Santa reading newspaper

Santa reading newspaper.. News: "Indian athlete lost gold medal in long jump" Santa comments: Idiot !! Who told him to wear gold medal while jumping!!! 😁😁🤣😁

english jokes

black man is lost

A black man is lost in the forest. A hunter finds him and says, "Excuse me, sir. Can you ax me a tree?" The black man says, "No, but I can ax you a question?"

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