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A guy and girl | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A guy and girl had sex poem competition. Guy: "Two times two is four, four plus five is nine. I can put mine in yours, but you can't put yours in mine." Girl: "Two times two is four, four plus five is nine. I know the length of yours, but you won't know the depth of mine."
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phone number | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
This blonde calls me and says, "What's your phone number? I cant find it!"
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A blonde is watching | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A blonde is watching the news with her husband when the newscaster says, "Six Brazilian men die in a skydiving accident." The blonde starts crying to her husband, sobbing, "That's horrible!" Confused, he replies, "Yes Dear, it is sad, but they were skydiving, and there is always that risk involved." After a few minutes, the blonde, still sobbing, says, "How many is a Brazilian?"
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Teacher funny | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A teacher asked a student to write 55. Student asked: How? Teacher: Write 5 and beside it another 5! The student wrote 5 and stopped. teacher: What are you waiting for? student: I don’t know which side to write the other 5🤑
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babies may be delivered | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Smaller babies may be delivered by stork but the heavier ones need a crane.
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sexual attraction | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
"Daddy, where did I come from?" seven-year-old Rachel asks. It is a moment for which her parents have carefully prepared. They take her into the living room, get out several other books, and explain all they think she should know about sexual attraction, affection, love, and reproduction. Then they both sit back and smile contentedly. "Does that answer your question?" the mom asks. "Not really," the little girl says. "Judy said she came from Detroit. I want to know where I came from."
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My wife suffers | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
“My wife suffers from a drinking problem.” - “Oh is she an alcoholic?” - “No, I am, but she’s the one who suffers.”
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nasty divorce | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Mickey Mouse is in the middle of a nasty divorce from Minnie Mouse. Mickey spoke to the judge about the separation. "I'm sorry Mickey, but I can't legally separate you two on the grounds that Minnie is mentally insane," said the judge. Mickey replied, "I didn't say she was mentally insane, I said that she's f*cking Goofy!"
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Monica Lewinsky walks | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Monica Lewinsky walks into the dry cleaners. The old man behind the counter is hard of hearing and doesn't understand her request, so he says, "Come again." Monica responds, "No, this time it's mustard."
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Put a nipple | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
How do you make five pounds of fat look good? Put a nipple on it!
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graveyard looks | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be dying to get in
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crazy wife says | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A crazy wife says to her husband that moose are falling from the sky. The husband says, it’s reindeer.
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making Russian tea | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
I was making Russian tea. Unfortunately I cannot fish the teabag out of the vodka bottle.
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Irish wedding | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish wake? One less drunk Irishman.
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be a doctor | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
I want to be a doctor, but I don't have enough patience.
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put the cat out | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Dad, can you put the cat out?" "I didn't know it was on fire
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There was a blonde | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
There was a blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes. One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals. Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke. She interrupted him with a shrill announcement, "I've had it up to here with these blonde jokes. I want you to know that this blonde went home last night and did something probably none of you could do. I memorized all the state capitals." One of the guys, of course, said, "I don't believe you. What is the capital of Nevada?" "N," she answered.
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concert only costs | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
What kind of concert only costs 45 cents? A 50 Cent concert featuring Nickelback.
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should do lunges | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
My wife said I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward
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out of money | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A blonde, out of money, and down on her luck after buying air at a real bargain, needed money desperately. To raise cash, she decided to kidnap a child and hold him for ransom. She went to the local playground, grabbed a kid randomly, took her behind a building, and told her, "I've kidnapped you." She then wrote a big note saying, "I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and leave it under the apple tree next to the slides, on the south side of the playground. Signed, A blonde." The blonde then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents. The next morning, the blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the apple tree. The blonde looked in the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said, "How could you do this to a fellow blonde?"
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call an elephant | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter? An irrelephant
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A wife comes | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A wife comes home late one night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom. From under the blanket, she sees four legs instead of just her husband's two. She reaches for a baseball bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can. Once she's done, she goes to the kitchen to have a drink. As she enters, she sees her husband there, reading a magazine. He says, "Hi darling, your parents have come to visit us, so I let them stay in our bedroom. Did you say hello?"
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had a dream | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
I once had a dream I was floating in an ocean of orange soda. It was more of a fanta sea
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Two police officers | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Two police officers crash their car into a tree. After a moment of silence, one of them says, “Wow, that’s got to be the fastest we ever got to the accident site.” 😋😋😋😋
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playing Bridge | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Sex is like playing Bridge – if you don’t have a good partner, you better have a good hand
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pampered cow | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk
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go to the bathroom | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Little Johnny: Teacher, can I go to the bathroom? Teacher: Little Johnny, MAY I go to the bathroom? Little Johnny: But I asked first!
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cookie go to the doctor | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumbly.
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A young woman | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A young woman asked her mom if she could go out for some fries and eat them with friends for 2 hours. Her mom said, "Sure." However, the daughter went to her boyfriends and had sex with him for 2 hours. When she came back home, her mom asked her how the fries were. The daughter replied, "Nice!" The mom said, "I can tell you enjoyed them; there's still mayonnaise dripping from your face."
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I love math | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
I love math. And then sum.
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A blonde sees a thermos | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A blonde sees a thermos in a store. She asks a clerk, "What is that and what's it for?" The clerk answers, "It's a thermos that keeps hot things hot and cold things cold." The blonde says, "I'll take it." When she gets to work, her blonde boss asks, "What is that?" The blonde worker says, "It's a thermos. It keeps cold things cold and hot things hot." "Whatcha got in it?" "A cup of coffee and a Popsicle."
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The United States | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Brunette: "Where were you born?" Blonde: "The United States." Brunette: "Which part?" Blonde: "My whole body."
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porn magazine | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
One day a man came home from work to find his wife crying hysterically in the kitchen. "What's wrong, dearest?" asked the confused husband. "Oh darling," sobbed the wife, "I was cleaning little Suzie's room when I found whips, handcuffs and chains under her bed, along with a very erotic porn magazine! What ever are we going to do?" "Well," replied the man, "I guess a spanking is out of the question?"
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most effective way | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
One sex therapist claims that the most effective way to arouse your man is to spend 10 minutes licking his ears. Personally, I think it’s b***ocks
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drug dealer | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
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On hearing | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
On hearing that her elderly grandfather has just passed away, Katie goes straight to her grandparents' house to visit her 95-year-old grandmother and comfort her. When she asks how her grandfather has died, her grandmother replies, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning." Horrified, Katie tells her grandmother that two people nearly 100 years old having sex will surely be asking for trouble. "Oh no, my dear. Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. It was nice, slow, and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the ding and out on the dong." She pauses, wipes away a tear and then continues, "And if that damned ice cream truck hadn't come along, he'd still be alive today!"
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heels over head | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Did I tell you the time I fell in love during a backflip? I was heels over head!
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Why should you stay | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Why should you stay away from artists? They're sketchy.
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sell curtains | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Santa enters a shop that sell curtains. He announces to Gurdaya, the salesman, 'I would like to buy a pair of green curtains.' The salesman assures him that they had a large selection of green curtains. Gurdaya shows him several patterns, but Santa seems to be having a hard time choosing. Finally, he selects a smashing green floral print. The salesman asked what size curtains he requires.
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blondes fell down | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Two blondes fell down a hole. One said, "It's dark in here isn't it?" The other replied, "I don't know; I can't see."
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planning to get | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
My friend was planning to get a Labrador. Is he mad?! Hasn’t he seen how many of their owners go blind?!”
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Samoan climb | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
How did the Samoan climb the tree? He didn't. He scared the limbs out of it.
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Wife funny | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Wife: Can u help me in the gardening ? . Husband: What do u think I am...a gardener ? . Wife: Can u fix the door handle ? . Husband: What do you think I am... a Carpenter ? . . In the evening, when husband came from work, he saw everything has been fixed. . Husband: Who did all this ? . Wife: Our neighbour. But he gave me 2 options.....Either I should give him a burger or a kiss. . Husband: I am sure u must have given him a burger. . Wife: What do u think I am.......McDonalds ? 😅
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Baby Corn | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
What did Baby Corn say to Mama Corn?" "Where's Pop Corn
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guy and his date | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A guy and his date are parked out in the country away from town, when they start kissing and fondling each other. Just then, the girl stops and sits up. “What’s the matter?” asks the guy. She replies, “I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I’m actually a prostitute, and I charge $100 for sex.” The man thinks about it for a few seconds, but then reluctantly gets out a $100 bill, pays her, and they have sex. After a cigarette, he just sits in the driver’s seat looking out the window. “Why aren’t we going anywhere?” asks the girl. “Well, I should have mentioned this before,” replies the man, “but I’m actually a taxi driver, and the fare back to town is $50.
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A trucker | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A trucker who has been out on the road for two months stops at a brothel outside Atlanta. He walks straight up to the Madam, drops down $500 and says, "I want your ugliest woman and a grilled cheese sandwich!" The Madam is astonished. "But sir, for that kind of money you could have one of my prettiest ladies and a three-course meal." The trucker replies, "Listen darlin’, I’m not horny – I’m just homesick."
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devout | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Maria, a devout Catholic, got married and had 15 children. After her first husband died, she remarried and had 15 more children. A few weeks after her second husband died, Maria also passed away. At Maria's funeral, the priest looked skyward and said, "At last, they're finally together." Her sister sitting in the front row said, "Excuse me, Father, but do you mean she and her first husband, or she and her second husband?" The priest replied, "I mean her legs."
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panties with flowers | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Why do women wear panties with flowers on them? In loving memory of all the faces that have been buried there.
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A guy was driving | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, "Yes, No, Yes, No, Yes..."
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drug dealer | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
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