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blonde went into the library | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
One day a blonde went into the library and asked the librarian, "Can I have a burger and fries?" The librarian replied, "This is the library." Then blonde whispered, "Oh. Can I have a burger and fries?"
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operator asks | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A blonde gets lost and calls for directions. The operator asks which cross streets she's at. The blonde replies, "I'm on the corner of Walk and Do Not Walk."
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evil hens | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
What do evil hens lay? Deviled eggs.
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Can February | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Can February March? No, but April May.
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a redhead | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, "Awwww, I wish my friends were here."
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mother's womb | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Three babies are in their mother's womb. One of them says, "I want to be an artist so everyone knows what it looks like in here." The next one says, "I want to be a swimmer because I get so much practice in here." The last baby says, "I'm going to be a hunter because if that snake comes in here and pokes me again, I'm going to chop that thing in half!"
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What did the blonde say | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
What did the blonde say when she saw the Cheerios box? "Omg, donut seeds!"
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grow up | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Dear Math, grow up and solve your own problems
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trust stairs | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something
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sets of lips | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Why do woman have two sets of lips? One set to tell you off with, and the other to make you forget you're mad!
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The women need | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A blonde and a redhead have a ranch. They have just lost their bull. The women need to buy another, but only have $500. The redhead tells the blonde, "I will go to the market and see if I can find one for under that amount. If I can, I will send you a telegram." She goes to the market and finds one for $499. Having only one dollar left, she goes to the telegraph office and finds out that it costs one dollar per word. She is stumped on how to tell the blonde to bring the truck and trailer. Finally, she tells the telegraph operator to send the word "comfortable." Skeptical, the operator asks, "How will she know to come with the trailer from just that word?" The redhead replies, "She's a blonde so she reads slow: 'Come for ta bull.'"
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What did the grape | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
What did the grape say when it got crushed? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
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preparing wedding cards | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Santa and Jeeto were preparing wedding cards for their son at the printers. Jeeto was not very good at English so she asked the printer to help her. After the printer had presented her with a draft, she quickly pointed out that the "RSVP " was missing . The printer was surprised by Jeeto's knowledge and asked her if she knew what it meant. Jeeto started to think and after much thought he replied, 'Vait! I remember. I remember - RSVP. It means "Remember, Send Vedding Present."'
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A blind guy | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?" In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, you should know something. Our bartender is blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I’m a six foot tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is six foot two, weighs 225, and he’s a rugby player. The fella to your right is six foot five, pushing 300, and he’s a wrestler. Each one of us is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?" The blind guy says, “Nah, not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times."
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get a haircut | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Dad, did you get a haircut?" "No, I got them all cut!
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A wife comes | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A wife comes home late one night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom. From under the blanket, she sees four legs instead of just her husband's two. She reaches for a baseball bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can. Once she's done, she goes to the kitchen to have a drink. As she enters, she sees her husband there, reading a magazine. He says, "Hi darling, your parents have come to visit us, so I let them stay in our bedroom. Did you say hello?"
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Little Johnny's classmate | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
At school, Little Johnny's classmate tells him that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, so it's very easy to blackmail them by saying, "I know the whole truth." Little Johnny decides to go home and try it out. Johnny's mother greets him at home, and he tells her, "I know the whole truth." His mother quickly hands him $20 and says, "Just don't tell your father." Quite pleased, the boy waits for his father to get home from work, and greets him with, "I know the whole truth." The father promptly hands him $40 and says, "Please don't say a word to your mother." Very pleased, the boy is on his way to school the next day when he sees the mailman at his front door. The boy greets him by saying, "I know the whole truth." The mailman immediately drops the mail, opens his arms, and says, "Then come give your Daddy a great big hug!"
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The Little Rascal's | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
The Little Rascal's class were having a spelling test. The teacher asks if anyone can use the word "admire" in a sentence. Spanky raises his hand and says, "I admire my dog." "Good job," the teacher replies, "Now, who can use 'respect' in a sentence?" Alfalfa raises his hand and says, "I respect Spanky for admiring his dog." "Ok, " replies the teacher, "now who can use the word 'dictate' in a sentence?" There is silence in the class, then all of a sudden Buckwheat says, "Darla how did my dictate !?!"
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smiling Roman | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
What do you call a smiling Roman soldier with a piece of hair stuck between his front teeth? A glad-he-ate-her.
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standing on a cliff | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A group of Cro-Magnons are standing on a cliff, looking a group of Neanderthals and say,"How many Neanderthals does it take to light a fire?" The answer is none they don't have it yet.
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Stop jumping joke | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
How do you get the little black kids to stop jumping on the bed? Put Velcro on the ceiling. How do you get them down? Tell the Mexican kids it's a piñata.😋
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Chinese couple | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a black baby? They named it Sum Ting Wong
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You know how it is in life | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
You know how it is in life. One door closes – that means another door opens…” “Yeah, very nice, but you either fix that or I’m expecting a serious discount on that car!”
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have a good day | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
My boss told me to have a good day. So I went home!
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call someone | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody knows
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hanging onto a rope | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette. They all decide that one person should get off because if they don't, the rope will break and everyone will die. No one can decide who should go, so finally the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, "I'll get off." The blondes, all moved by the brunette's speech, start clapping. Problem solved.
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I’m just so nervous | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Patient: Oh doctor, I’m just so nervous. This is my first operation. - Doctor: Don't worry. Mine too.
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Santa and Banta are walking | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Santa and Banta are walking on a road, and they find a 1000 rupee note lying down. Santa - What should we do now? Banta- We'll take 50:50. Santa- What about the remaining 900? 😋😋😋😁
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physics teacher break up | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher? There was no chemistry.
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Two bored casino dealers | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the craps table. A very attractive blonde woman from South Alabama arrives and bets $20,000 on a single roll of dice. She says, "I hope you don’t mind, but I feel much luckier when I play topless." With that, she strips to the waist, rolls the dice, and yells, "Come on, Southern girl needs new clothes!" As the dice bounce and come to a stop, she jumps up and down and squeals, "Yes! Yes! I won! I won!" She hugs each of the dealers, picks up her winnings, and her clothes, and quickly departs. The dealers stare at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asks, "What did she roll?" The other answers, "I don’t know, I thought you were watching."
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The younger brother | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A boy says to a girl, "So, sex at my place?" "Yeah!" "Okay, but I sleep in a bunk bed with my younger brother, and he thinks we're making sandwiches, so we have to have a code. Cheese means faster and tomato means harder, okay?" Later on the girl is yelling, "Cheese cheese, tomato tomato!" The younger brother says, "Stop making sandwiches! You're getting mayo all over my bed!"
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Put a nipple | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
How do you make five pounds of fat look good? Put a nipple on it!
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kill a blonde | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch-and-sniff at the bottom of a pool.
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ordered a chicken | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
I ordered a chicken and an egg online. I’ll let you know
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tiny village | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
In a tiny village lived an old maid. In spite of her old age, she was still a virgin. She was very proud of it. She knew her last days were getting closer, so she told the local undertaker that she wanted the following inscription on her tombstone: "Born as a virgin, lived as a virgin, died as a virgin." Not long after, the old maid died peacefully, and the undertaker told his men what the lady had said. The men went to carve it in, but the lazy no-goods they were, they thought the inscription to be unnecessarily long. They simply wrote: "Returned unopened."
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doctor complaining | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A man goes to his doctor complaining about migraines. His doctor tells him, "I also suffer from the same ailment. Every time I get one, I give my wife oral sex. When she has an orgasm, she tightens her legs around my head which gets rid of the pain. You should try it sometime." Two weeks later on a return visit, the patient tells his doctor, "Your suggestion worked and I'd like to tell you that you have a very nice house."
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elderly couple | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
There’s an elderly couple who has reached that point in life, where sex isn’t part of the itinerary anymore. One night, the wife turns to her husband and says, “Everytime one of us wants to have a bit of a slap and tickle, we just have to say, "Washing machine.’” A night passes, and the husband leans over and whispers, “Washing machine.” The wife gives him a shove and informs him that she has a headache. A few nights go by and the same thing happens, but the husband is determined and he reckons he’ll just give it one more try. He leans over and whispers seductively, “Washing machine.” Yet again, the wife turns him away. However, a few moments pass and the wife’s needs arises so she rolls over and recites the word, but the husband turns over and says, “Sorry love, it was only a small wash so I did it by hand.”
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an extra pair | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?" "In case they get a hole in one
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fucking racist | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you fucking racist.
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A married man | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them in the office and they took off for her house. Exhausted from the afternoon's activities, they fell asleep and awoke at around 8 p.m. As the man threw on his clothes, he told the woman to take his shoes outside and rub them through the grass and dirt. Confused, she nonetheless complied and he slipped into his shoes and drove home. "Where have you been?" demanded his wife when he entered the house. "Darling," replied the man, "I can't lie to you. I've been having an affair with my secretary. I fell asleep in her bed and didn't wake up until eight o'clock." The wife glanced down at his shoes and said, "You liar! You've been playing golf!"
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IDK Blonde | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?" Brunette: "I don’t know." Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!
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prostitute | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Two men visit a prostitute. The first man goes into the bedroom. He comes out ten minutes later and says, "Heck. My wife is better than that." The second man goes in. He comes out ten minutes later and says, "You know? Your wife IS better."
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giant once | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
I met a giant once. I didn't know what to say so I used big words.
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Baby Corn | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
What did Baby Corn say to Mama Corn?" "Where's Pop Corn
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calling you | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
I'm not calling you a slut, I'm calling you a penny: two faced, worthless, and in everyone's pants.
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blondes fell down | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Two blondes fell down a hole. One said, "It's dark in here isn't it?" The other replied, "I don't know; I can't see."
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takes so long | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
How come it takes so long to build a blonde snowman? Because you have to hollow out the head.
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piano by ear | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
I used to play piano by ear. Now I use my hands
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capital is growing | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
What country's capital is growing the fastest?" "Ireland. Every day it's Dublin
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Kleenex dance | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
How do you make a Kleenex dance? Put a little boogie in it!
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