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hd Joker Jokes Latest 2025
should do lunges | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
My wife said I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward
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A guy was driving | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, "Yes, No, Yes, No, Yes..."
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rumor about butter | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I'm not going to spread it!
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Santa is in Delhi | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Santa is in Delhi. He is walking on a street which has a Clock Tower when someone asks him if he wants to buy the clock on the Tower. Santa says agrees. 'Give me a thousand rupees and I'll go get a ladder.' The man took the thousand and disappeared. Having waited for several hours the Santa figures he has been made a fool by that man. On the next day Santa is again walking along the same street and the same man asks him to buy the clock. 'Give me a thousand rupees and I'll go get a ladder.' Santa gives him another thousand and says, 'Oye, I am not a fool. This time, you wait and I'll go get a ladder.'
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incredible Sulk | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
What is green and sits crying in the corner? The incredible Sulk.
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lost my mood | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
I lost my mood ring and I don't know how to feel about it!
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diarrhea | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A little boy with diarrhea tells his mom that he needs Viagra. The mom asks, "Why on Earth do you need that?!" The little boy says, "Isn't that what you give daddy when his sh*t doesn't get hard?"
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shrinking my clothes | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
I thought the dryer was shrinking my clothes. Turns out it was the refrigerator all along
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Italian mother | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
An Italian mother says, "If you don't eat all the food on this plate, I'll kill you." A Jewish mother says, "If you don't eat all the food on this plate, I'll kill myself."
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kidnapping at school | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's okay, he woke up
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I love cheese | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Why do I love cheese? For starters, it's pretty grate.
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A blonde woman decides | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A blonde woman decides that she is sick and tired of all the blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid, so she decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart. While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to paint a couple of rooms in the house. The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets down to the task at hand. Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive smell of paint. He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat. He notices that she is wearing a ski jacket and a fur coat at the same time. He goes over and asks her if she is OK. She replies yes. He asks what she is doing. She replies that she wanted to prove to him that not all blonde women are dumb and she wanted to do it by painting the house. He then asks her why she has a ski jacket over her fur coat. She replies that she was reading the directions on the paint can and they said, "For best results, put on two coats."
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Kleenex dance | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
How do you make a Kleenex dance? Put a little boogie in it!
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Student homework | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Teacher- Did you do your homework? Student - Did you grade my test? Teacher - I have other students' tests to grade. Student - I have other teachers' homework to do.😎 # be LIKEA BOSS
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iPad in a blender | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Why did the blonde put her iPad in a blender? Because she wanted to make apple juice.
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go for movie | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Santa: Let's go for movie. Banta: Shit, I've got a doctor's appointment today.. Santa: Just cancel it,Tell him you're sick 😋😋😋😁
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call a blonde | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
What do you call a blonde with a brain? A golden retriever.
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A brunette | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A brunette and blonde are walking in the park when the brunette says, "Aw, look at the dead birdie." The blonde looks up and says, "Where?"
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a restaurant | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
I was sitting on my own in a restaurant, when I saw a beautiful woman at another table. I sent her a bottle of the most expensive wine on the menu. She sent me a note, “I will not touch a drop of this wine unless you can assure me that you have seven inches in your pocket.” I wrote back, “Give me the wine. As gorgeous as you are, I'm not cutting off three inches for anyone.”
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days are numbered | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
I'm afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered
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fitted years ago | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
I had a neck brace fitted years ago and I've never looked back since
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sister-in-law barge | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Stan is seconds away from receiving a vasectomy when his brother and sister-in-law barge in holding their newborn baby. "Stop! You can't do this!" exclaims the brother. "And why not?" asks Stan. "Don't you want to have a beautiful baby someday? Like my wife and I have here?" Stan says nothing. The brother grows impatient, "C'mon Stan, I want a nephew. Stan, make me an uncle." Stan can’t take it anymore. He gives his sister-in-law an apologetic look and asks his brother, "You're sure you want a nephew?" "Yes," the brother replies. "It would be an honor." "Well, congratulations, you're holding him."
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trust stairs | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something
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holy water | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
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I knew a blonde | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
I knew a blonde that was so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
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bigger than your brothers | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A husband says to his wife, "I bet you can't tell me something that will make me both happy and sad at the same time." The wife thinks about it for a few moments and replies, "Your dick is bigger than your brothers."
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During a discussion | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
During a discussion at Sunday school, a nun asks the children what they think God takes you by when you die. A kid responds, "I think God takes you by your feet, because once I walked into my parents room and my mom's feet were in the air and she was screaming, "Oh God, I'm coming!!!"
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The younger brother | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A boy says to a girl, "So, sex at my place?" "Yeah!" "Okay, but I sleep in a bunk bed with my younger brother, and he thinks we're making sandwiches, so we have to have a code. Cheese means faster and tomato means harder, okay?" Later on the girl is yelling, "Cheese cheese, tomato tomato!" The younger brother says, "Stop making sandwiches! You're getting mayo all over my bed!"
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personal trainer | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
I used to be a personal trainer. Then I gave my too weak notice
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hotel lobby turns | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A man in a hotel lobby turns to go to the front desk, but he accidentally runs into a woman beside him and his elbow bumps into her breast. They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says, "Ma'am, if your heart is soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me." She replies, "If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 436."
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a brunette | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette. They were all trapped on an island and the nearest shore was 50 miles away. The redhead swam trying to make it to the other shore she swam 15 miles, drowned, and died. The brunette swam 24 miles, drowned, and died. The blonde swam 25 miles, got tired, and swam back.
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What did the grape | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
What did the grape say when it got crushed? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
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facial hair | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
I used to hate facial hair...but then it grew on me
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2 Swimming Pools | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Banta built 2 Swimming Pools. And he left one of them unfilled y? When asked him, he said, “Oye, that’s for those who don’t know Swimming.”
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husband came home an hour late | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Q: What did the cannibal’s wife do when her husband came home an hour late for dinner? A: She gave him the cold shoulder. 😋😋
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IDK Blonde | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?" Brunette: "I don’t know." Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!
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Angry santa | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Angry Santa threw 6 cricket balls on his gf. GF: “What the hell was that?” Santa: “its over”!🤣
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they keep getting | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Why don't pirates know the alphabet? Because they keep getting lost at C.
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difference between your boyfriend | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
What's the difference between your boyfriend and a condom? Condoms have evolved: They're not so thick and insensitive anymore.
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really mad | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right!
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My whole body | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Brunette: "Where were you born?" Blonde: "The United States." Brunette: "Which part?" Blonde: "My whole body."
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don’t trust stairs | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
I don’t trust stairs because they’re always up to something.
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parents were divorced | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A few months after his parents were divorced, little Johnny passed by his mom's bedroom and saw her rubbing her body and moaning, "I need a man, I need a man!" Over the next couple of months, he saw her doing this several times. One day, he came home from school and heard her moaning. When he peeked into her bedroom, he saw a man on top of her. Little Johnny ran into his room, took off his clothes, threw himself on his bed, started stroking himself, and moaning, "Ohh, I need a bike! I need a bike!"
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joins a soccer | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A man joins a soccer team and his new teammates inform him, "At your first team dinner as the new guy, you will have to give us a talk about sex." The evening arrives and he gives a detailed, humorous account of his sex life. When he got home, his wife asked how the evening went and not wanting to lie, but also not wanting to explain exactly what happened, he said, "Oh, I had to make a talk about yachting," his wife thought this a little peculiar but said nothing more and went to sleep. The next day she bumped into one of his new teammates at the supermarket and asked, "I heard my husband had to make a speech last night. How did it go?" His mate said smiling, 'Oh, it was excellent! Your husband is clearly very experienced!." The wife looked confused and replied to his mate, "Strange, he has only done it twice and the second time he was sick."
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playing bridge | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
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archaeologist | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from!
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cows masturbating | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
What do you call a herd of cows masturbating? Beef strokin' off!
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call someone | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody knows
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Mexican's favorite sport joke | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country.
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afraid of speed | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
I'm afraid of speed bumps, but I'm slowly getting over it.
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