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hd Joker Jokes Latest 2026
invented King Arthur's | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Who invented King Arthur's round table? Sir Cumference.
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pig answered | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A man walks by a blonde, who is holding a pig. The man asks, "Where did you get her?" The pig answered, "I won her at the fair."
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devout | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Maria, a devout Catholic, got married and had 15 children. After her first husband died, she remarried and had 15 more children. A few weeks after her second husband died, Maria also passed away. At Maria's funeral, the priest looked skyward and said, "At last, they're finally together." Her sister sitting in the front row said, "Excuse me, Father, but do you mean she and her first husband, or she and her second husband?" The priest replied, "I mean her legs."
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don't pirates know | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Why don't pirates know the alphabet? Because they keep getting lost at C.
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subtract the clothes | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Q: Why is sex like math? A: You add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray there's no multiplying.
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A black boy joke | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A black boy walks into the kitchen where his mother is baking and accidentally pulls the flour over onto his head. He turns to his mother and says, “Look Mama, I’m a white boy!” His mother smacks him and says, “Go tell your Daddy what you just said!” The boy finds his father and says, “Look Daddy, I’m a white boy!” His Daddy bends him over, spanks him, stands the boy back up, and says, “Now, what do you have to say for yourself?” The boy replies, “I’ve only been a white boy for five minutes and I already hate you black people!”
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blonde are stranded | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A brunette, redhead, and blonde are stranded on the edge of a cliff. An angel appears and instructs them to jump off the cliff and say out loud what they would like to land on safely. The brunette goes first. She jumps and says, "Pillows!" She lands on a pile of pillows at the bottom. The redhead goes next. She jumps and says "Feathers!" She lands on a mass of feathers below. The blonde walks up to the edge, but trips on a rock, yelling, "Shit!" as she falls off.
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What do politicians and diapers | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Q: What do politicians and diapers have in common? - A: Both should be changed regularly, and both for the same reason.
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A blonde is overweight | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A blonde is overweight so her doctor puts her on a diet. "I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day and repeat for two weeks and you'll lose at least five pounds." When the blonde returns, she's lost nearly 20 pounds. The doctor exclaims, "That's amazing! Did you follow my diet?" The blonde nods. "I thought I was going to drop dead every third day from all the skipping!"
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During a discussion | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
During a discussion at Sunday school, a nun asks the children what they think God takes you by when you die. A kid responds, "I think God takes you by your feet, because once I walked into my parents room and my mom's feet were in the air and she was screaming, "Oh God, I'm coming!!!"
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How was school today | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Mother: "How was school today, Patrick?" Patrick: "It was really great mum! Today we made explosives!" Mother: "Ooh, they do very fancy stuff with you these days. And what will you do at school tomorrow?" Patrick: "What school?"
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After hair cut | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
After hair cut Barbar : is that fine? Me: yaah.. Awesome... *comes home* *cries in the corner* 😒 😑
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takes so long | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
How come it takes so long to build a blonde snowman? Because you have to hollow out the head.
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Mexican basketball | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Q: What do you call a Mexican basketball game? A: Juan on Juan.
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Akbar joke | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Teacher: Who was Akbar ? Boy: Akbar was Gay. Teacher:- What, Are you mad ? Why did you say that? Boy:- We have heard Laila – Majnu, Heer -Ranjha, Soni- Mahival, Romeo-Juliet But Only Akbar – Birbal !😁
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married for 30 years | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A man and woman had been married for 30 years, and in those 30 years, they always left the lights off when having sex. He was embarrassed and scared that he couldn't please her, so he always used a big dildo on her. All these years she had no clue. One day, she decided to reach over and flip the light switch on and saw that he was using a dildo. She said "I knew it, asshole, explain the dildo!" He said, "Explain the kids!"
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clearly never | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
What flutters about and clearly never had a bath in its entire life? - Stinkerbell.
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walking down | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A man is walking down the street, when he notices that his grandfather is sitting on the porch in a rocking chair, with nothing on from the waist down. "Grandpa, what are you doing?" the man exclaims. The old man looks off in the distance and does not answer his grandson. "Grandpa, what are you doing sitting out here with nothing on below the waist?" he asks again. The old man slyly looks at him and says, "Well, last week I sat out here with no shirt on, and I got a stiff neck. This was your Grandma's idea!"
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find a tiny Coke | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Where can you go to find a tiny Coke? Mini-soda.
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facial hair | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
I used to hate facial hair...but then it grew on me
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appreciate your fruit | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Ladies, if he can’t appreciate your fruit jokes, you need to let that mango.
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a mouthful | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Sarah goes to school, and the teacher says, "Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?" Sarah waves her hand, "Me, Miss Rogers, me, me!" Miss Rogers says, "All right, Sarah, what is your multi-syllable word?" Sarah says, "Mas-tur-bate." Miss Rogers smiles and says, "Wow, Sarah, that's a mouthful." Sarah says, "No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a blowjob."
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confuse a blonde | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
How do you confuse a blonde? Put her in a circle and tell her to go to the corner.
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cookie go to the doctor | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumbly.
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A blonde goes to a soda | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A blonde goes to a soda machine. She puts in a dollar and gets a soda. She does this again and again. A man in line behind her asks why she is taking so long. She says, "Can't you see I'm winning?
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mother's womb | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Three babies are in their mother's womb. One of them says, "I want to be an artist so everyone knows what it looks like in here." The next one says, "I want to be a swimmer because I get so much practice in here." The last baby says, "I'm going to be a hunter because if that snake comes in here and pokes me again, I'm going to chop that thing in half!"
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Nobody ever listens | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Patient: Doctor! You've got to help me! Nobody ever listens to me. No one ever pays any attention to what I have to say. Doctor: Next please!
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What did the blonde say | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
What did the blonde say when she saw the Cheerios box? "Omg, donut seeds!"
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magic mirror | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A blonde, a fat brunette, and a skinny redhead find a magic mirror. If you lie to the mirror you die. The redhead says, "I look fat," and dies. The brunette says, " I look skinny," and dies. The blonde says, "I think..." and dies.
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A trucker | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A trucker who has been out on the road for two months stops at a brothel outside Atlanta. He walks straight up to the Madam, drops down $500 and says, "I want your ugliest woman and a grilled cheese sandwich!" The Madam is astonished. "But sir, for that kind of money you could have one of my prettiest ladies and a three-course meal." The trucker replies, "Listen darlin’, I’m not horny – I’m just homesick."
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blondes fell down | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Two blondes fell down a hole. One said, "It's dark in here isn't it?" The other replied, "I don't know; I can't see."
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whats your number | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Boy: Girl, whats your number? Girl: I have a boyfriend Boy: I have a math test Girl: What? Boy: Aren't we talking about things we cheat on?
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Santa goes into a bar | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Santa goes into a bar in New York. The man on his right orders a drink, 'Johnnie Walker, single.' The man on his left says, 'Jack Daniels, single.' Santa says. 'Santa Singh, married.'
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blonde throws | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? A: Pull the pin and throw it back. Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? A: Run because she has a grenade in her mouth.
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during the act | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
The doc told a guy that masturbating before sex often helped men last longer during the act. The man decided, "What the hell, I'll try it," He spent the rest of the day thinking about where to do it before he got home to his wife. He couldn't do it in his office. He thought about the restroom, but that was too open. He considered an alley, but figured that was too unsafe. Finally, he realized his solution. On his way home, he pulled his truck over on the side of the highway. He got out and crawled underneath as if he was examining the truck. Satisfied with the privacy, he undid his pants and started to play with his unit. He closed his eyes and thought of his lover. As he grew closer to the big finish, he felt a quick tug at the bottom of his pants. Not wanting to lose his mental fantasy or the orgasm, he kept his eyes shut and replied, "What?" He heard, "This is the police. What's going on down there?" The man replied, "I'm checking out the rear axle, it's busted." The cop replied, "Well, you might as well check your brakes too while you're down there because your truck rolled down the hill 5 minutes ago."
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Mexican Astronauts | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
You know why we don't have Mexican Astronauts? It's because the countdown goes like this, "10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 Launch! Lonch!?!? Vamos a comer..."
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kill a blonde | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch-and-sniff at the bottom of a pool.
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wondering why the ball | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
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The Little Rascal's | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
The Little Rascal's class were having a spelling test. The teacher asks if anyone can use the word "admire" in a sentence. Spanky raises his hand and says, "I admire my dog." "Good job," the teacher replies, "Now, who can use 'respect' in a sentence?" Alfalfa raises his hand and says, "I respect Spanky for admiring his dog." "Ok, " replies the teacher, "now who can use the word 'dictate' in a sentence?" There is silence in the class, then all of a sudden Buckwheat says, "Darla how did my dictate !?!"
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construction | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
I've got a great joke about construction, but I'm still working on it
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call someone | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody knows
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pick their nose | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
You know, people say they pick their nose, but I feel like I was just born with mine
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ordered a chicken | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
I ordered a chicken and an egg online. I’ll let you know
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call an elephant | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter? An irrelephant
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The younger brother | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A boy says to a girl, "So, sex at my place?" "Yeah!" "Okay, but I sleep in a bunk bed with my younger brother, and he thinks we're making sandwiches, so we have to have a code. Cheese means faster and tomato means harder, okay?" Later on the girl is yelling, "Cheese cheese, tomato tomato!" The younger brother says, "Stop making sandwiches! You're getting mayo all over my bed!"
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shrinking my clothes | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
I thought the dryer was shrinking my clothes. Turns out it was the refrigerator all along
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child birth | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
From what I understand about child birth, it changes you ‘downstairs’. I like my downstairs the way it is thank you very much. I certainly don’t need an extension
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A blonde is wearing | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A blonde is wearing a pair of socks that don't match, one is red and the other is white. Her friend sees her out and says, "You know your socks don't match, right? You're wearing one red sock and one white sock." The blonde responds, "That's so weird! I have another pair just like it in my drawer at home."
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example of Coincidence | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Teacher:Can anyone give me an example of Coincidence? Sunny:Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day same time. Teacher: How old is ur father. Sunny:As old as I am. Teacher:How is it possible? Sunny:He became father only after I was born.
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Geology rocks | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Geology rocks but Geography is where it’s at!
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