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find a tiny Coke | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Where can you go to find a tiny Coke? Mini-soda.
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blonde dyes | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair brunette? Artificial intelligence.
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job I can really | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Making mirrors is a job I can really see myself doing.
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a mouthful | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Sarah goes to school, and the teacher says, "Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?" Sarah waves her hand, "Me, Miss Rogers, me, me!" Miss Rogers says, "All right, Sarah, what is your multi-syllable word?" Sarah says, "Mas-tur-bate." Miss Rogers smiles and says, "Wow, Sarah, that's a mouthful." Sarah says, "No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a blowjob."
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phone number | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
This blonde calls me and says, "What's your phone number? I cant find it!"
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facial hair | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
I used to hate facial hair...but then it grew on me
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all trapped | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette. They were all trapped on an island and the nearest shore was 50 miles away. The redhead swam trying to make it to the other shore she swam 15 miles, drowned, and died. The brunette swam 24 miles, drowned, and died. The blonde swam 25 miles, got tired, and swam back.
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kidnapping at school | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's okay, he woke up
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get a squirrel | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
How do you get a squirrel to like you? Act like a nut
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blonde are walking | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A brunette and blonde are walking in the park when the brunette says, "Aw, look at the dead birdie." The blonde looks up and says, "Where?"
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Two police officers | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Two police officers crash their car into a tree. After a moment of silence, one of them says, “Wow, that’s got to be the fastest we ever got to the accident site.” 😋😋😋😋
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blonde jokes so short | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Q: Why are blonde jokes so short? A: So brunettes can remember them.
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selling my talking parrot | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
I’m selling my talking parrot. Why? Because yesterday, the bastard tried to sell me.
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standing on a cliff | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A group of Cro-Magnons are standing on a cliff, looking a group of Neanderthals and say,"How many Neanderthals does it take to light a fire?" The answer is none they don't have it yet.
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Cool accent | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
I was sitting in a bar one day and two really large women came in, talking in an interesting accent. So I said, “Cool accent, are you two ladies from Ireland?” One of them snarled at me, “It’s Wales, dumbo!” So I corrected myself, “Oh, right, so are you two whales from Ireland?” That’s about as far as I remember.
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heels over head | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Did I tell you the time I fell in love during a backflip? I was heels over head!
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using the bathroom | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom? Because the 'P' is silent
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I refuse to eat this roastbeef | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Guest at a restaurant: “I refuse to eat this roastbeef. Please call the manager! “ Waiter: “That’s no use. He won’t eat it either.”
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ordinary blowjob | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Q: What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? A: "Better hold onto your nuts because this is no ordinary blowjob."
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juice company | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
I once got fired from a canned juice company. Apparently I couldn't concentrate
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babies may be delivered | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Smaller babies may be delivered by stork but the heavier ones need a crane.
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trust stairs | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something
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Three blondes walk | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Three blondes walk into a building. You'd think one of them would've seen it.....
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garbage truck | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A family was driving behind a garbage truck when a dildo flies out and thumped against the windshield. Embarrassed, and to spare her young son's innocence, the mother turns around and says, "Don't worry, dear. That was just an insect." "Wow," the boy replies. "I'm surprised it could get off the ground with a cock like that!"
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Why are taking two tickets | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Bus conductor: Why are taking two tickets? Passenger: Because if i lose one that second ticket will save me. Conductor: what if you lose both? Passenger: Listen, I am not a fool. I already have my Pass with me.!!!
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Teacher funny | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A teacher asked a student to write 55. Student asked: How? Teacher: Write 5 and beside it another 5! The student wrote 5 and stopped. teacher: What are you waiting for? student: I don’t know which side to write the other 5🤑
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one plant say | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
What did one plant say to the other? "Girl, you really got me growing."
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appreciate your fruit | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Ladies, if he can’t appreciate your fruit jokes, you need to let that mango.
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shouldn't you argue | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Why shouldn't you argue with a dinosaur? You'll get jurasskicked.
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clearly never | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
What flutters about and clearly never had a bath in its entire life? - Stinkerbell.
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cunnilingus | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
When I was 11, my mum gave me a lecture about cunnilingus. I look back as an adult and I think, ‘Oh, she obviously wanted to empower me to find my own pleasure.’ It had the exact opposite effect – there is no way you can enjoy yourself with a man between your legs if you’re thinking, ‘Hmm, Mum’d be proud
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A young woman | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A young woman asked her mom if she could go out for some fries and eat them with friends for 2 hours. Her mom said, "Sure." However, the daughter went to her boyfriends and had sex with him for 2 hours. When she came back home, her mom asked her how the fries were. The daughter replied, "Nice!" The mom said, "I can tell you enjoyed them; there's still mayonnaise dripping from your face."
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Don't be racist | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.
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preparing wedding cards | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Santa and Jeeto were preparing wedding cards for their son at the printers. Jeeto was not very good at English so she asked the printer to help her. After the printer had presented her with a draft, she quickly pointed out that the "RSVP " was missing . The printer was surprised by Jeeto's knowledge and asked her if she knew what it meant. Jeeto started to think and after much thought he replied, 'Vait! I remember. I remember - RSVP. It means "Remember, Send Vedding Present."'
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should do lunges | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
My wife said I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward
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I couldn’t build | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
My sister bet that I couldn’t build a car out of spaghetti. You should’ve seen her face when I drove pasta.
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wrote a song | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
I wrote a song about burritos. It's a rap.
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Santa goes into a bar | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Santa goes into a bar in New York. The man on his right orders a drink, 'Johnnie Walker, single.' The man on his left says, 'Jack Daniels, single.' Santa says. 'Santa Singh, married.' 😋😋😋😁
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guy was driving | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, "Yes, No, Yes, No, Yes..."
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One day a blonde | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
One day a blonde went into the library and asked the librarian, "Can I have a burger and fries?" The librarian replied, "This is the library." Then blonde whispered, "Oh. Can I have a burger and fries?"
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belt go to jail | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Why did the belt go to jail? It held up a pair of pants.
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brown and sticky | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
What's brown and sticky? A stick
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husband's temper | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A woman goes to the Doctor, worried about her husband's temper. The doctor asks, "So what seems to be the problem?" The woman says, "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every day my husband seems to lose his temper for no reason at all. It's starting to scare me." The Doctor tells her, "I think I have just the cure for that. When it seems your husband is getting angry, just take a glass of water and start swishing it in your mouth. Just swish, and swish, but don't swallow it until he leaves the room or decides to go to bed." Two weeks later, the woman returns, looking fresh and reborn. The woman says, "Doctor, that was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband started to lose it, I swished with water. I swished and swished, and he calmed right down! How does a glass of water do that?!" The Doctor informs her, "The water itself does nothing. It's having to keep your mouth shut that does the trick."
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teaching a class | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that Johnny isn't paying attention, so she asks him, "If there are three ducks sitting on a fence, and you shoot one, how many are left?" Johnny says, "None." The teacher asks, "Why?" Johnny says, "Because the shot scared them all off." The teacher says, "No, two, but I like how you're thinking." Johnny asks the teacher, "If you see three women walking out of an ice cream parlor, one is licking her ice cream, one is sucking her ice cream, and one is biting her ice cream, which one is married?" The teacher says, "The one sucking her ice cream." Johnny says, "No, the one with the wedding ring, but I like how you're thinking!"
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A sailor drops | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A sailor drops anchor in a port and heads into the nearest pub. Everyone in the pub is whispering and pointing at him because of his odd shaped body; he has a very muscular body, but a very tiny head on his shoulders. As he orders his drink, he tells the bartender, "I'll explain. I get this in every port and town I visit. I caught a mermaid and she granted me three wishes if I would release her back into the sea. So I told her I wanted a yacht and, sure enough, she came through for me. Next, I asked for a million bucks and now I am set for life. Last of all, I asked her if I could have sex with her and her response was, 'I don't know how you can make love to me with your type of body.' So I asked her, 'How about a little head?'"
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dyes her hair brunette | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair brunette? Artificial intelligence.
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call pasta | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
What do you call pasta with no money? Penne-less.
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favorite prize | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Q: What's a WASP's favorite prize? A: The Lilly Pulitzer prize.
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Two couples | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Two couples went out golfing together. The men hit first from the men's tee and walked with the ladies to their tee box. The first lady took a mighty swing at the ball, missing it completely, while passing some gas rather loudly in the process. No one commented. She addressed the ball again but this time she passed just little gas as she made contact with the ball, topping it and moving it only a short distance. She said, "I wonder why it didn't go any further?" One of the men said, "I don't think you gave it enough gas."
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sign of inflation | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
What is the sign of inflation? A Volkswagen with 12 Latinos in it.
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