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ocean say | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
What did the ocean say to the beach?" "Nothing, it just waved
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drag their women | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Q: Why did cavemen drag their women by the hair? A: Because they found out by dragging them by their legs that their hole would fill up with mud.
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guy decides | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A guy decides to do something nice for his girlfriend before they leave on vacation so he gets her name tattooed on his penis. He comes home and shows it to her. She looks at it and says, "That's great, sweetie, but what is 'Wy'?" He tells her to rub it and as she does she sees it actually reads "Wendy." When they arrive at Montego Bay, the couple are walking along a nude beach and the boyfriend notices a black guy with "Wy" on his penis. He asks the man if he also has a girlfriend named Wendy. The black guy laughs and says, "Nah, mon, mine says 'Welcome to Jamaica have a nice day.'"
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husband after a day | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
It was Christmas Eve. A woman came home to her husband after a day of busy shopping. Later on that night when she was getting undressed for bed, he noticed a mark on the inside of her leg. "What is that?" he asked. She said, "I visited the tattoo parlor today. On the inside of one leg I had them tattoo 'Merry Christmas,' and on the inside of the other one they tattooed 'Happy New Year.'" Perplexed, he asked, "Why did you do that?" "Well," she replied, "now you can't complain that there's never anything to eat between Christmas and New Years!"
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two boys playing | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
One day, there were two boys playing by a stream. One of the young boys saw a bush and went over to it. The other boy couldn't figure out why his friend was at the bush for so long. The other boy went over to the bush and looked. The two boys were looking at a woman bathing naked in the stream. All of a sudden, the second boy took off running. The first boy couldn't understand why he ran away, so he took off after his friend. Finally, he caught up to him and asked why he ran away. The boy said to his friend, "My mom told me if I ever saw a naked lady, I would turn to stone, and I felt something getting hard, so I ran
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Jack and Jill | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy. Jack got a shock, with a mouth full of cock, to find out Jill's real name was Randy.
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magic mirror | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A blonde, a fat brunette, and a skinny redhead find a magic mirror. If you lie to the mirror you die. The redhead says, "I look fat," and dies. The brunette says, " I look skinny," and dies. The blonde says, "I think..." and dies.
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egg drive | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
What kind of car does an egg drive?" "A yolkswagen
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construction | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
I've got a great joke about construction, but I'm still working on it
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Fruit flies like a banana | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
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naked woman | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A statue of a naked woman and a naked man stand in a park at night. Suddenly from out of nowhere, a magical genie arrives and grants the statues each one wish to be fulfilled. Both the female and male statues agree on 15 minutes as a real man and woman in the bushes behind them to "get things done." The genie gives a knowing grin and grants the wish. The man and woman immediately jump behind the bushes and screaming sounds and laughter can be heard from their activities. 12 minutes later they return to the front of the bush again claiming they are finished. "Well now, that was kinda quick!" the genie says. "You can do it a second time for the remaining 3 minutes if you want," the genie tells them, winking his eye. Both the female and male look at each other and smile. The man says to the woman, "Okay great, but this time you get to hold the pigeon so I can shit on him!"
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A professor | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A professor was giving a lecture on involuntary muscular contractions to his first year medical students. Realizing that this was not the most riveting subject, he decided to lighten the mood. He pointed to a young woman in the front row and asked, "Do you know what your asshole is doing while you're having an orgasm?" She replied, "He's probably playing golf with his friends."
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independent 75-year-old woman | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A difficult independent 75-year-old woman liked sitting by the park feeding the pigeons. One day she brought with her a whole loaf of fresh bread just to feed her daily company. Little by little, pinch by pinch, she fed each pigeon with joy. She sat there without being noticed by anyone in the rich suburban neighborhood. Then suddenly a man in his early 40's rained on her parade by telling her that she shouldn't throw away good food on a bunch of pigeons that can find food anywhere when there are a lot of people starving in Africa. She replied in crazed anger and without hesitation, "Well, hell, I can't throw that far!"
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the bread say | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
What did the bread say to the baker? "You knead me."
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pick their nose | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
You know, people say they pick their nose, but I feel like I was just born with mine
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I get divorced | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Why did I get divorced? Well, last week was my birthday. My wife didn't wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot and so did my kids. I went to work and even my colleagues didn't wish me a happy birthday. As I entered my office, my secretary said, "Happy birthday, boss!" I felt so special. She asked me out for lunch. After lunch, she invited me to her apartment. We went there and she said, "Do you mind if I go into the bedroom for a minute?" "Okay," I said. She came out 5 minutes later with a birthday cake, my wife, my parents, my kids, my friends, & my colleagues all yelling, "SURPRISE!!!" while I was waiting on the sofa... naked.
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Santa goes into a bar | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Santa goes into a bar in New York. The man on his right orders a drink, 'Johnnie Walker, single.' The man on his left says, 'Jack Daniels, single.' Santa says. 'Santa Singh, married.'
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put my shoes | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Dad, can you put my shoes on?" "No, I don't think they'll fit me
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blonde went into the library | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
One day a blonde went into the library and asked the librarian, "Can I have a burger and fries?" The librarian replied, "This is the library." Then blonde whispered, "Oh. Can I have a burger and fries?"
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trust stairs | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something
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Screw the mailman | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
I'm a mailman. At Christmas this year, Mrs. Jankowitz met me at the door and invited me in for a great breakfast spread. After I ate, I thanked her and she said, "There's more." She took me to her bedroom and showed me moves I had never imagined. I told her I had no idea she felt this way. She said, "I don't." I ask, "What was all this about?" She says, "I asked the husband what to give the mailman." He said, "Screw the mailman, breakfast was my idea."
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I made a pun | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
I made a pun about the wind but it blows.
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blondes fell down | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Two blondes fell down a hole. One said, "It's dark in here isn't it?" The other replied, "I don't know; I can't see."
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I refuse to eat this roastbeef | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Guest at a restaurant: “I refuse to eat this roastbeef. Please call the manager! “ Waiter: “That’s no use. He won’t eat it either.”
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I love math | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
I love math. And then sum.
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sister-in-law barge | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Stan is seconds away from receiving a vasectomy when his brother and sister-in-law barge in holding their newborn baby. "Stop! You can't do this!" exclaims the brother. "And why not?" asks Stan. "Don't you want to have a beautiful baby someday? Like my wife and I have here?" Stan says nothing. The brother grows impatient, "C'mon Stan, I want a nephew. Stan, make me an uncle." Stan can’t take it anymore. He gives his sister-in-law an apologetic look and asks his brother, "You're sure you want a nephew?" "Yes," the brother replies. "It would be an honor." "Well, congratulations, you're holding him."
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blondes fell down | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Two blondes fell down a hole. One said, "It's dark in here isn't it?" The other replied, "I don't know; I can't see."
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put the cat out | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Dad, can you put the cat out?" "I didn't know it was on fire
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Never trust | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Never trust an atom, they make up everything!
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I couldn’t build | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
My sister bet that I couldn’t build a car out of spaghetti. You should’ve seen her face when I drove pasta.
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two black men in a red | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Q: What do you call two black men in a red sleeping bag? A: A Kit Kat.
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you trust stairs | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Why shouldn't you trust stairs? They're always up to something.
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claped together | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Pedro lives in an orphanage. One day Pedro is heading towards town with his hands claped together, when the padre who runs this orphanage asks Pedro, "What do you have in your hands and where are you going?" Pedro replies, "Father, I have horseflies and I am going to town to get horses." Sure enough later Pedro comes back with two beautiful Arabians. Next day Pedro walks past the priest again with the same question, "Pedro, what do you have in your hand and where are you going?" Pedro replies once again, "Father I have butter and I am going to town to get butterflies." Sure enough Pedro returns with beautiful monarch butterflies. The very next day Pedro is headed towards town once again when the Priest asks the same question, "Pedro what do you have in your hands and where are you going?" Again Pedro replies, "Father I have Pussy willows-" "Wait, Pedro!" says the Priest, "I'll go with you!!"
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sign of inflation | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
What is the sign of inflation? A Volkswagen with 12 Latinos in it.
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standing on a cliff | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A group of Cro-Magnons are standing on a cliff, looking a group of Neanderthals and say,"How many Neanderthals does it take to light a fire?" The answer is none they don't have it yet.
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The Middle Ages | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
The Middle Ages were called the Dark Ages because there were too many knights.
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A gynecologist notices | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A gynecologist notices that a new patient is nervous. While putting on the latex gloves, he asks her if she knows how they make latex gloves. The patient says no. The doctor says, "There is a plant in Mexico full of latex that people of various hand sizes dip their hands into and let them dry. She does not crack a smile, but later she laughs. The doctor says, "What's so funny?" She says, "I'm imagining how they make condoms."
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A blonde goes into | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner. The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black. The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes. Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red. Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time. To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes. The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?" The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV, it's a microwave!"
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cookie go to the doctor | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumbly.
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they keep getting | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Why don't pirates know the alphabet? Because they keep getting lost at C.
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win the race | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
How did the barber win the race? He knew a shortcut.
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walking down | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A man is walking down the street, when he notices that his grandfather is sitting on the porch in a rocking chair, with nothing on from the waist down. "Grandpa, what are you doing?" the man exclaims. The old man looks off in the distance and does not answer his grandson. "Grandpa, what are you doing sitting out here with nothing on below the waist?" he asks again. The old man slyly looks at him and says, "Well, last week I sat out here with no shirt on, and I got a stiff neck. This was your Grandma's idea!"
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drifts over a desert | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
What is red and drifts over a desert? - A fart with a sunburn.
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A guy believed | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A guy believed that his wife is cheating on him, so he hired a private investigator. The cheapest he could find was a Chinese man. This was the Chinese PI's report about what he found: "Most honorable, sir. You leave house. I watch house. He come to house. I watch. He and she leave house. I follow. He and she go in hotel. I climb tree. I look in window. He kiss she. He strip she. She strip he. He play with she. She play with he. I play with me. I fall out tree. I not see. No fee. Cheng Lee.
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I want to be cremated | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
I want to be cremated as it is my last hope for a smoking hot body.
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burst into tears | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears. 11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.
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playing Bridge | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Sex is like playing Bridge – if you don’t have a good partner, you better have a good hand
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she was pregnant | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant? I wonder if it's mine.
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A dictator! | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
What do you get when you cross a dick with a potato? A dictator!
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aquatic mammals | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Some aquatic mammals at the zoo escaped. It was otter chaos!
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