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Do not be racist joke | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!
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pig answered | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A man walks by a blonde, who is holding a pig. The man asks, "Where did you get her?" The pig answered, "I won her at the fair."
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kangaroo jump higher | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? - Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.
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funny and beautiful | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
“You are so kind, funny and beautiful.” “Oh come on. You just want to get me to bed.” “And smart, too!”
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Two buddies were sharing | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Two buddies were sharing drinks while discussing their wives. "Do you and your wife ever do it doggie style?" asked the one. "Well, not exactly." His friend replied, "She's more into the trick dog aspect of it." "Oh, I see, kinky, huh?" "Well, not exactly. I sit up and beg, and she rolls over and plays dead."
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dog used to chase people | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away
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Can February | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Can February March? No, but April May.
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Forrest Gump’s | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
What was Forrest Gump’s email password? 1forrest1
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hotel lobby turns | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A man in a hotel lobby turns to go to the front desk, but he accidentally runs into a woman beside him and his elbow bumps into her breast. They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says, "Ma'am, if your heart is soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me." She replies, "If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 436."
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crime at an Apple Store | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
If you see a crime at an Apple Store, does that make you an iWitness
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phone number | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
This blonde calls me and says, "What's your phone number? I cant find it!"
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banana split | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Where do you learn to make a banana split?" "Sundae school
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This young fellow | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
This young fellow is about to be married, and is asking his grandfather about sex. He asks how often you should have it. His grandfather tells him, "When you first get married, you want it all the time, and maybe you'll do it several times a day. Later on, sex tapers off, and you have it once a week or so. Then as you get older, you have sex maybe once a month. When you get really old, you are lucky to have it once a year, like maybe on your anniversary." The young fellow then asks his grandfather, "Well how about you and grandma now?" His grandfather replies, "Oh, we just have oral sex now." "What's oral sex?" The young fellow asks. "Well, she goes to bed in her bedroom, and I go to bed in my bedroom. She yells, 'Screw you,' and I holler back, 'Screw you too!'"
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expensive car | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
My friend drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how his Mercedes bends
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interview joke funny | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you?" Man: "Yes!" Reporter: "Name?" Man: "Abdul Al-Rhazim." Reporter: "Sex?" Man: "Three to five times a week." Reporter: "No no! I mean male or female?" Man: "Yes, male, female... sometimes camel." Reporter: "Holy cow!" Man: "Yes, cow, sheep... animals in general." Reporter: "But isn't that hostile?" Man: "Yes, horse style, dog style, any style." Reporter: "Oh dear!" Man: "No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch.
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facial hair | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
I used to hate facial hair...but then it grew on me
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a black girl | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Q: How does a black girl tell if she is pregnant? A: When she pulls the tampon out all the cotton is picked.
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redhead all work | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all work at the same office for a female boss who always goes home early. "Hey girls," says the brunette, "Let's go home early tomorrow. She'll never know." The next day, they all leave right after the boss does. The brunette gets some extra gardening done, the redhead goes to a bar, and the blonde goes home to find her husband having sex with the female boss! She quietly sneaks out of the house and returns at her normal time. "That was fun," says the brunette. "We should do it again sometime." "No way," says the blonde. "I almost got caught!"
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Why are taking two tickets | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Bus conductor: Why are taking two tickets? Passenger: Because if i lose one that second ticket will save me. Conductor: what if you lose both? Passenger: Listen, I am not a fool. I already have my Pass with me.!!!
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confuse a blonde | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
How do you confuse a blonde? Put her in a circle and tell her to go to the corner.
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A blonde goes to a soda | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A blonde goes to a soda machine. She puts in a dollar and gets a soda. She does this again and again. A man in line behind her asks why she is taking so long. She says, "Can't you see I'm winning?
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finished a jigsaw | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Did you hear about the blonde that got excited? She finished a jigsaw puzzle in six months, when the box said, "two to four years."
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young rooster | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A farmer buys a young rooster. As soon as he brings the bird to the farm, it rushes & fucks all 150 hens. The farmer is impressed thinking about all the eggs the hens would hatch. At lunch, the rooster again screws all 150 hens. The farmer gets a bit worried now. The next day, he finds the rooster fucking the ducks, geese, & a parrot too which is now scaring him. Later that day, he finds the rooster lying pale, half-dead with vultures circling over its head. The farmer says, "You horny bastard, you deserve this." The rooster opens one eye, points up, & whispers, "Shh! Don't shout, let them land!"
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I don't trust trees | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
I don't trust trees. They're shady.
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I would like to use | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Mr. Smith: “Doctor, you remember this strengthening solution you prescribed me yesterday?” Doctor: “Yes, what’s the matter?” Mr. Smith: “I would like to use it but I can’t open the bottle!”
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going on ahead | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
What did one hat say to the other?" "Stay here! I'm going on ahead
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eight year old | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A mom of an eight year old boy is awaiting her son's arrival from school. As he runs in, he says he needs to talk to her about making babies. He claims he knows about the development of a fetus, but doesn't understand the answer to the million dollar question. Namely, how does the sperm get into the woman? The mom asks the boy what he thinks the answer is. The boy says that the sperm is manufactured in the man's stomach, rises up to his chest, then throat, and into his mouth, where he then kisses the woman and deposits the sperm into her mouth. The mom tells her boy that it is a good guess, but it's wrong. She gives him a hint by telling him that the sperm comes out of the man's penis. Suddenly, the boy's face becomes quite red and he says, "You mean you put your mouth on that thing?"
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A man boards | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A man boards a plane with six kids. After they get settled in their seats, a woman sitting across the aisle leans over to him and asks, "Are all of those kids yours?" He replies, "No. I work for a condom company. These are customer complaints."
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selling my talking parrot | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
I’m selling my talking parrot. Why? Because yesterday, the bastard tried to sell me.
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husband after a day | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
It was Christmas Eve. A woman came home to her husband after a day of busy shopping. Later on that night when she was getting undressed for bed, he noticed a mark on the inside of her leg. "What is that?" he asked. She said, "I visited the tattoo parlor today. On the inside of one leg I had them tattoo 'Merry Christmas,' and on the inside of the other one they tattooed 'Happy New Year.'" Perplexed, he asked, "Why did you do that?" "Well," she replied, "now you can't complain that there's never anything to eat between Christmas and New Years!"
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1 million sperm | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Q: Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg? A: Because like all men, they won't stop to ask directions.
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favorite memories | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
One of my favorite memories as a kid was when my brothers used to put me inside a tire and roll me down a hill. They were Goodyears!
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Malaysian plane | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Q: Why was the Malaysian plane lost? A: Because an Asian was driving it!
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black guy walks into a bar | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A black guy walks into a bar with a parrot the bartender says cool where did u get it the parrot says Africa
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babies come from | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug, and have sex.” The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy’s vagina. That’s how you get a baby, honey.” The child seems to comprehend. “Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy’s penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?” “Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry.”
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the bread say | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
What did the bread say to the baker? "You knead me."
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you trust stairs | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Why shouldn't you trust stairs? They're always up to something.
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lying on the beach | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A man is lying on the beach, wearing nothing but a cap over his crotch. A woman passing by remarks, "If you were any sort of a gentleman, you would lift your hat to a lady." He replies, "If you were any sort of a sexy lady, the hat would lift by itself."
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juice company | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
I once got fired from a canned juice company. Apparently I couldn't concentrate
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What did the grape | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
What did the grape say when it got crushed? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
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A guy and his wife | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A guy and his wife are sitting and watching a boxing match on television. The husband sighs and complains, “This is disappointing. It only lasted for 30 seconds!” “Good,” replied his wife. “Now you know how I always feel.”
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get a squirrel | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
How do you get a squirrel to like you? Act like a nut
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Three guys travel | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Three guys travel to Saudi Arabia and get lost. They walk into a tent that they think was the one they rented, but actually belongs to a prince with 3 hot wives. The prince comes home and thinks his wives are cheating on him. As a punishment, he tells them that their penises will have to be cut off in some way relating to their occupation. He asks the first guy what his job was. "I'm an employee at the shooting range," he replies. "Then we'll shoot your dick off!" the prince says. "I'm a fireman," the second guy says. "Then we'll burn your cock off!" says the prince. The third guy smiles and says, "I'm a lollipop salesman."
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call a Caucasian | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Q: What do you call a Caucasian person who swims across the border into Mexico? A: A white back.
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unfaithful espresso | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Did you hear about the unfaithful espresso? It was grounds for divorce.
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bride tells her husband | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?" "Okay, sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place 'the prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'. So what we do is put the prisoner in the prison." And they made love for the first time and the husband was smiling with satisfaction. Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped." Turning on his side, he smiles and says, "Then we will have to re-imprison him." After the second time, the bride says, "Honey, the prisoner is out again!" The husband rises to the occasion and they made love again. The bride again says, "Honey, the prisoner escaped again," to which the husband yelled, "Hey, it's not a life sentence!!!"
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blonde are stranded | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A brunette, redhead, and blonde are stranded on the edge of a cliff. An angel appears and instructs them to jump off the cliff and say out loud what they would like to land on safely. The brunette goes first. She jumps and says, "Pillows!" She lands on a pile of pillows at the bottom. The redhead goes next. She jumps and says "Feathers!" She lands on a mass of feathers below. The blonde walks up to the edge, but trips on a rock, yelling, "Shit!" as she falls off.
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whenever i beat you | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Father to son: whenever i beat you, you don't get annoyed, how you control your anger? son: i start cleaning the toilet. seat with your toothbrush
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The Perfect Son joke | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
The Perfect Son. A: I have the perfect son. B: Does he smoke? A: No, he doesn't. B: Does he drink whiskey? A: No, he doesn't. B: Does he ever come home late? A: No, he doesn't. B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he? A: He will be six months old next Wednesday.
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real hair color | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
a blonde dyes her hair brown. She then goes for a drive in the country and sees a shepherd herding his sheep across the road. "Hey, shepherd, if I guess how many sheep are here, can I keep one?" The shepherd is puzzled but agrees. She blurts out "352!" He is stunned but keeps his word and allows her to pick a sheep. "I'll take this one," she says proudly. "It's the cutest!" "Hey lady," says the shepherd, "If I guess your real hair color, can I have my dog back?"
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