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boy walks | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣

A boy walks in on his mom and dad having sex. He asks, "What are you doing?" The dad replies, "Making you a brother or sister!" The boy says, "Well, do her doggy style I want a puppy."

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This young fellow | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣

This young fellow is about to be married, and is asking his grandfather about sex. He asks how often you should have it. His grandfather tells him, "When you first get married, you want it all the time, and maybe you'll do it several times a day. Later on, sex tapers off, and you have it once a week or so. Then as you get older, you have sex maybe once a month. When you get really old, you are lucky to have it once a year, like maybe on your anniversary." The young fellow then asks his grandfather, "Well how about you and grandma now?" His grandfather replies, "Oh, we just have oral sex now." "What's oral sex?" The young fellow asks. "Well, she goes to bed in her bedroom, and I go to bed in my bedroom. She yells, 'Screw you,' and I holler back, 'Screw you too!'"

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tiny village | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣

In a tiny village lived an old maid. In spite of her old age, she was still a virgin. She was very proud of it. She knew her last days were getting closer, so she told the local undertaker that she wanted the following inscription on her tombstone: "Born as a virgin, lived as a virgin, died as a virgin." Not long after, the old maid died peacefully, and the undertaker told his men what the lady had said. The men went to carve it in, but the lazy no-goods they were, they thought the inscription to be unnecessarily long. They simply wrote: "Returned unopened."

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invented dancing | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣

Teacher: “Who do you think invented dancing, children?” - Little Johnny: “My guess is a big Irish family with just one bathroom.” 😋😋😋😋

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fresh prints | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣

How do you follow Will Smith in the snow?" "You follow the fresh prints

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a brunette | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣

There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette. They were all trapped on an island and the nearest shore was 50 miles away. The redhead swam trying to make it to the other shore she swam 15 miles, drowned, and died. The brunette swam 24 miles, drowned, and died. The blonde swam 25 miles, got tired, and swam back.

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seafood diet | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it

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hard of hearing | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣

Santa, hard of hearing, realises that he needs to buy a hearing aid, but he feels unwilling to spend too much money. 'How much do they cost?' he asks Manbir, the shopkeeper. 'That depends,' says. Manbir, 'They run from £20 to £2,000.' 'Let's see the £20 model,' asks Santa. Manbir puts the device around Santa's neck instructing, 'You just stick this button in your ear and run this little string down to your pocket.' 'How does it work?' Santa inquires. 'For only £20 it doesn't work," Manbir replies, 'But when people see it on you, they'll talk louder!'

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standing on a cliff | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣

A group of Cro-Magnons are standing on a cliff, looking a group of Neanderthals and say,"How many Neanderthals does it take to light a fire?" The answer is none they don't have it yet.

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blonde busy | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣

Q: How do you keep a blonde busy for 2 days? A: Give her a piece of paper that has "Please turn over" written on both sides.

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bicycle stand up | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired

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There are three blondes | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣

There are three blondes who are on a road trip. As they are driving through the desert, their car breaks down. They have no phone to call anyone, so they decide to walk to the nearest city, several miles away. They each decide to take one thing to make the journey better. The first blonde takes the radio and says, "If we get bored, we can put the radio on and listen to music." The second blonde decides to take a wheel, "In case one of us gets really tired, we can go inside the wheel and be rolled." The third blonde takes the car door, "In case it gets too hot, we can roll down the window!"

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I want to be cremated | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣

I want to be cremated as it is my last hope for a smoking hot body.

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cross a Puerto | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣

Q:What do you have when you cross a Puerto Rican and a Pollack? A: A graffiti artist who spray paints on chain linked fences.

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call pasta | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣

What do you call pasta with no money? Penne-less.

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ocean say | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣

What did the ocean say to the beach?" "Nothing, it just waved

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lady with big | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣

A man saw a lady with big breasts. He asked, "Excuse me, can I bite your breasts for $1000?" She agrees, so they go to a secluded corner. She opens her blouse and the man puts his face in her breasts for 10 minutes." Eventually the lady asks, "Aren't you gonna bite them?" He replies, "No, it's too expensive."

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walked through the forest | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣

Banta walked through the forest when he heard someone crying for help. He found a dwarf, stuck in a trap. He freed the dwarf, and the dwarf granted him two wishes. "My first wish," Banta said, "is a bottle of whiskey that will never fall empty." And flash, there was the bottle. Banta opened it, and drank it empty. The next moment, the bottle was full again. Banta was very happy. "What is your second wish," the dwarf asked? Banta replied, "I want another bottle..."😜 😝 😛

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drifts over a desert | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣

What is red and drifts over a desert? - A fart with a sunburn.

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an extra pair | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣

Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?" "In case they get a hole in one

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blond and a brunette | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣

There's a blond and a brunette in a car. The brunette is driving while the blonde is in the passenger seat. They're going down a steep hill when the brunette realizes that the brakes don't work. The brunette tells the blonde that the brakes don't work and they will drive off the side of the cliff because they failed to stop. The blonde then replies, "Don't worry! There's a stop sign ahead."

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Two bored casino dealers | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣

Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the craps table. A very attractive blonde woman from South Alabama arrives and bets $20,000 on a single roll of dice. She says, "I hope you don’t mind, but I feel much luckier when I play topless." With that, she strips to the waist, rolls the dice, and yells, "Come on, Southern girl needs new clothes!" As the dice bounce and come to a stop, she jumps up and down and squeals, "Yes! Yes! I won! I won!" She hugs each of the dealers, picks up her winnings, and her clothes, and quickly departs. The dealers stare at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asks, "What did she roll?" The other answers, "I don’t know, I thought you were watching."

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don’t trust stairs | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣

I don’t trust stairs because they’re always up to something.

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Scientists | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣

Scientists have proven that there are two things in the air that have been known to cause women to get pregnant: their legs.

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A little boy walks | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣

A little boy walks into his parents' room while they're having sex. The boy asks, "What are you doing?" The mother explains, "Your daddy was full of air, so I was jumping on him to get it out." The boy says, "That's funny. Every time you leave for work, your sister comes and blows him right back up."

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drug dealer | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!

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Malaysian plane | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣

Q: Why was the Malaysian plane lost? A: Because an Asian was driving it!

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preparing wedding cards | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣

Santa and Jeeto were preparing wedding cards for their son at the printers. Jeeto was not very good at English so she asked the printer to help her. After the printer had presented her with a draft, she quickly pointed out that the "RSVP " was missing . The printer was surprised by Jeeto's knowledge and asked her if she knew what it meant. Jeeto started to think and after much thought he replied, 'Vait! I remember. I remember - RSVP. It means "Remember, Send Vedding Present."'

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Eiffel Tower | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣

What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common?" "They're both Paris sites

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two black men in a red | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣

Q: What do you call two black men in a red sleeping bag? A: A Kit Kat.

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skeleton walks | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣

A skeleton walks into a bar and says, 'Hey, bartender. I'll have one beer and a mop

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blonde woman driving | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣

A police officer sees a blonde woman driving and knitting at the same time. Exasperated, he drives up next to her and screams out the window, "Pull over!" The blonde responds, "No Silly, it's a scarf.

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Sleep with an open window | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣

Sleep with an open window tonight! 1400 mosquitos like that. 420 mosquitos commented on it. 210 mosquitos shared this. One mosquito invited for the event. 2800 mosquitos will be attending the event.

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IDK stand | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣

Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?" Brunette: "I don’t know." Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"

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finished a jigsaw | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣

Did you hear about the blonde that got excited? She finished a jigsaw puzzle in six months, when the box said, "two to four years."

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white people running down | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣

Q: What do you call white people running down a hill? A: An avalanche. Q: What do you call Mexicans running down a hill? A: A mudslide. Q: What do you call black people running down a hill? A: A jail break.

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best smelling insect | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣

What's the best smelling insect?" "A deodor-ant

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rumor about butter | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣

Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I'm not going to spread it!

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Adele cross the road | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣

Why did Adele cross the road? To say hello from the other side.

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playing bridge | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣

Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.

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Ima Singin | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣

This is Ima Singin, I am really offended by this joke. There is Sum Ting Wong with your sense of humor if you think thats funny

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hard and dry | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣

Q. What goes in hard and dry then comes out wet and soft? A. Chewing gum

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English teacher | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣

I’m going out with an English teacher, which is a bit awkward because she keeps correcting my grammar during sex. She’s particularly annoyed at my improper use of the colon

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Santa falls in Love | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣

Doctor Santa falls in Love with a Nurse. He writes a love letter to the Nurse :- I Love U sister…

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child birth | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣

From what I understand about child birth, it changes you ‘downstairs’. I like my downstairs the way it is thank you very much. I certainly don’t need an extension

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a black man joke | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣

There is a black man, a white man, and a Mexican man on a plane that is too heavy to fly and they are about to crash. They each have to throw something off the plane to save them from crashing. The black man throws out his Jordan shoes and says, "We have too many in our country.” The Mexican tosses out his lawn mower and says, "We have too many in our country.” The white man puts his item down, grabs the Mexican, throws him out the window and says, "We have too many in our country.

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Olympic medals | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣

Mexico doesn't win Olympic medals because all the best runners, jumpers, and swimmers are in America.

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a great new drug | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣

Doctor: “I’ve found a great new drug that can help you with your sleeping problem.” Patient: “Great, how often do I have to take it?” Doctor: “Every two hours.”

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babies come from | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug, and have sex.” The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy’s vagina. That’s how you get a baby, honey.” The child seems to comprehend. “Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy’s penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?” “Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry.”

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sophisticated dinner party | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣

I was at a sophisticated dinner party the other day… when I farted loudly. One of the guests was appalled and said indignantly, “How dare you fart in front of my wife!” I said, “I’m sorry, I didn’t realize it was her turn next

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