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Santa returns | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

Santa returns from his first day at school and immediately questions his father, 'Dad, today we had a spelling class. All the other kids could only say half the alphabet, but I knew the whole thing. Is that because I am a Sardar?' 'No son, that's because you are intelligent.' Santa seemed content with the answer, asks his father another question, 'Dad, today we had Maths class. All the other kids could only count from 1-10, I could count from 1 to 20. Is this because I am a Sardar ?' 'No son, that's because you are intelligent,' replies his father. Happy with the answer, Santa poses another question to his father, 'Dad, today we had medical examination, all the other boys were shorter than me, I was at least twice their height. Is that because I am a Sardar ?' The father replies, 'No son, that's because you are 33 years old.'

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the bread say | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

What did the bread say to the baker? "You knead me."

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A wife comes | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

A wife comes home late one night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom. From under the blanket, she sees four legs instead of just her husband's two. She reaches for a baseball bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can. Once she's done, she goes to the kitchen to have a drink. As she enters, she sees her husband there, reading a magazine. He says, "Hi darling, your parents have come to visit us, so I let them stay in our bedroom. Did you say hello?"

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banana split | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

Where do you learn to make a banana split?" "Sundae school

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making Russian tea | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

I was making Russian tea. Unfortunately I cannot fish the teabag out of the vodka bottle.

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favorite foods | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

Three boys were discussing their fathers' favorite foods. The first kid said his father loves to eat burgers. The second boy said his father loves KFC. The third boy said his father loves to eat light. The other two boys questioned how his father does that. The third boy replied, "Every night I hear my daddy tell mommy to turn off the light so he can eat it."

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scratch-and-sniff | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch-and-sniff at the bottom of a pool.

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Filipino contortionist | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

Q: What do you call a Filipino contortionist? A: A Manila folder.

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they keep getting | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

Why don't pirates know the alphabet? Because they keep getting lost at C.

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thief hire | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

Why did the thief hire a maid to plan his vacation? He wanted a clean getaway.

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a soda machine | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

A blonde goes to a soda machine. She puts in a dollar and gets a soda. She does this again and again. A man in line behind her asks why she is taking so long. She says, "Can't you see I'm winning?"

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blonde are stranded | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

A brunette, redhead, and blonde are stranded on the edge of a cliff. An angel appears and instructs them to jump off the cliff and say out loud what they would like to land on safely. The brunette goes first. She jumps and says, "Pillows!" She lands on a pile of pillows at the bottom. The redhead goes next. She jumps and says "Feathers!" She lands on a mass of feathers below. The blonde walks up to the edge, but trips on a rock, yelling, "Shit!" as she falls off.

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corduroy pillows | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

Did you know corduroy pillows are in style? They're making headlines

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time-traveling joke | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

I was going to tell a time-traveling joke, but you guys didn't like it

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a taser once | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

I had a taser once. It was stunning.

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A blonde sees a thermos | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

A blonde sees a thermos in a store. She asks a clerk, "What is that and what's it for?" The clerk answers, "It's a thermos that keeps hot things hot and cold things cold." The blonde says, "I'll take it." When she gets to work, her blonde boss asks, "What is that?" The blonde worker says, "It's a thermos. It keeps cold things cold and hot things hot." "Whatcha got in it?" "A cup of coffee and a Popsicle."

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put my shoes | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

Dad, can you put my shoes on?" "No, I don't think they'll fit me

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expensive car | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

My friend drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how his Mercedes bends

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honeymoon hotel | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?" The husband replied, "All I wanted to do was to f*ck your brains out, and suck your t*ts dry." Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, "What are you thinking now?" He replied, "It looks as if I did a pretty good job."

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blindfold joke | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

How do you blindfold a Chinese person? Put floss over their eyes.

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A brunette | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

A brunette and blonde are walking in the park when the brunette says, "Aw, look at the dead birdie." The blonde looks up and says, "Where?"

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shower is fun | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then it's a soap opera

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kinky and perverted | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

What's the difference between kinky and perverted? Kinky is when you tickle your girlfriend with a feather, perverted is when you use the whole bird.

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a great new drug | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

Doctor: “I’ve found a great new drug that can help you with your sleeping problem.” Patient: “Great, how often do I have to take it?” Doctor: “Every two hours.”

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After hair cut | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

After hair cut Barbar : is that fine? Me: yaah.. Awesome... *comes home* *cries in the corner* 😒 😑

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bread say to the baker | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

What did the bread say to the baker? "You knead me."

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call a factory | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

What do you call a factory that makes okay products?" "A satisfactory

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may I disturb | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

At work: Excuse me, may I disturb you shortly? - Of course, what is it? - Nothing, I just wanted to disturb you.

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hanging onto a rope | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette. They all decide that one person should get off because if they don't, the rope will break and everyone will die. No one can decide who should go, so finally the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, "I'll get off." The blondes, all moved by the brunette's speech, start clapping. Problem solved.

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piano by ear | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

I used to play piano by ear. Now I use my hands

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Santa is in Delhi | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

Santa is in Delhi. He is walking on a street which has a Clock Tower when someone asks him if he wants to buy the clock on the Tower. Santa says agrees. 'Give me a thousand rupees and I'll go get a ladder.' The man took the thousand and disappeared. Having waited for several hours the Santa figures he has been made a fool by that man. On the next day Santa is again walking along the same street and the same man asks him to buy the clock. 'Give me a thousand rupees and I'll go get a ladder.' Santa gives him another thousand and says, 'Oye, I am not a fool. This time, you wait and I'll go get a ladder.'

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walked through the forest | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

Banta walked through the forest when he heard someone crying for help. He found a dwarf, stuck in a trap. He freed the dwarf, and the dwarf granted him two wishes. "My first wish," Banta said, "is a bottle of whiskey that will never fall empty." And flash, there was the bottle. Banta opened it, and drank it empty. The next moment, the bottle was full again. Banta was very happy. "What is your second wish," the dwarf asked? Banta replied, "I want another bottle..."😜 😝 😛

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hate facial hair | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.

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redhead are running | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. They run into an old barn and hide in potato sacks. The officer chasing them walks into the barn looking for them. He kicks the first sack with the redhead inside and the redhead says, "Woof woof!" The cop thinks it's a dog, so he walks to the next one. He kicks the second bag with the brunette, and she says, "Meow meow!" The cop believes it's a cat and moves on. He kicks the third bag with the blonde, and the blonde yells, "Potato potato!"

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a brunette | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette. They were all trapped on an island and the nearest shore was 50 miles away. The redhead swam trying to make it to the other shore she swam 15 miles, drowned, and died. The brunette swam 24 miles, drowned, and died. The blonde swam 25 miles, got tired, and swam back.

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invented dancing | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

Teacher: “Who do you think invented dancing, children?” - Little Johnny: “My guess is a big Irish family with just one bathroom.” 😋😋😋😋

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famous person | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

You should only have sex with a famous person if you really, really genuinely want to tell people about it afterwards

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hotel lobby turns | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

A man in a hotel lobby turns to go to the front desk, but he accidentally runs into a woman beside him and his elbow bumps into her breast. They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says, "Ma'am, if your heart is soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me." She replies, "If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 436."

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screw in a light bulb | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light bulb. 10, one to screw in the light bulb and nine to hold the ladder.

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Olympic medals | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

Mexico doesn't win Olympic medals because all the best runners, jumpers, and swimmers are in America.

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Forrest Gump’s | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

What was Forrest Gump’s email password? 1forrest1

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naked woman | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

A statue of a naked woman and a naked man stand in a park at night. Suddenly from out of nowhere, a magical genie arrives and grants the statues each one wish to be fulfilled. Both the female and male statues agree on 15 minutes as a real man and woman in the bushes behind them to "get things done." The genie gives a knowing grin and grants the wish. The man and woman immediately jump behind the bushes and screaming sounds and laughter can be heard from their activities. 12 minutes later they return to the front of the bush again claiming they are finished. "Well now, that was kinda quick!" the genie says. "You can do it a second time for the remaining 3 minutes if you want," the genie tells them, winking his eye. Both the female and male look at each other and smile. The man says to the woman, "Okay great, but this time you get to hold the pigeon so I can shit on him!"

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You know how it is in life | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

You know how it is in life. One door closes – that means another door opens…” “Yeah, very nice, but you either fix that or I’m expecting a serious discount on that car!”

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sign of inflation | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

What is the sign of inflation? A Volkswagen with 12 Latinos in it.

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sweet potatoes wear | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

What do sweet potatoes wear to bed? Yammies.

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drag their women | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

Q: Why did cavemen drag their women by the hair? A: Because they found out by dragging them by their legs that their hole would fill up with mud.

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receptionist | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

Q: What does the receptionist at the sperm clinic say when clients are leaving? A: “Thanks for coming!”

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babies may be delivered | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

Smaller babies may be delivered by stork but the heavier ones need a crane.

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two black men in a red | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

Q: What do you call two black men in a red sleeping bag? A: A Kit Kat.

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Santa goes into a bar | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

Santa goes into a bar in New York. The man on his right orders a drink, 'Johnnie Walker, single.' The man on his left says, 'Jack Daniels, single.' Santa says. 'Santa Singh, married.'

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