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Santa and Banta are walking | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Santa and Banta are walking on a road, and they find a 1000 rupee note lying down. Santa - What should we do now? Banta- We'll take 50:50. Santa- What about the remaining 900? 😋😋😋😁
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white owl and a black owl | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Q:what's the difference between a white owl and a black owl. A:a white owl goes who who. a black owl goes who dat who dat.
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guy was driving | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, "Yes, No, Yes, No, Yes..."
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such a passionate kisser | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Oh darling, since you’ve started dieting, you’ve become such a passionate kisser… What do you mean, passionate? I’m looking for food remains!
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most common word used | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Teacher asked the students to tell the most common word used by students in a classroom. Suddenly a student got up and said “Can’t Sir”! Brilliant! You are right, the teacher said!
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Santa is in Delhi | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Santa is in Delhi. He is walking on a street which has a Clock Tower when someone asks him if he wants to buy the clock on the Tower. Santa says agrees. 'Give me a thousand rupees and I'll go get a ladder.' The man took the thousand and disappeared. Having waited for several hours the Santa figures he has been made a fool by that man. On the next day Santa is again walking along the same street and the same man asks him to buy the clock. 'Give me a thousand rupees and I'll go get a ladder.' Santa gives him another thousand and says, 'Oye, I am not a fool. This time, you wait and I'll go get a ladder.'
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25th wedding anniversary joke | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Shortly before our 25th wedding anniversary, my husband sent 25 long-stemmed yellow roses to me at my office. A few days later, I plucked all the petals and dried them. On the night of our anniversary, I spread the petals over the bed and lay on top of them, wearing only a negligee. As I’d hoped, I got a reaction from my husband. When he saw me, he shouted, “Are those potato chips?”
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cunnilingus | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
When I was 11, my mum gave me a lecture about cunnilingus. I look back as an adult and I think, ‘Oh, she obviously wanted to empower me to find my own pleasure.’ It had the exact opposite effect – there is no way you can enjoy yourself with a man between your legs if you’re thinking, ‘Hmm, Mum’d be proud
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bride tells her husband | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?" "Okay, sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place 'the prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'. So what we do is put the prisoner in the prison." And they made love for the first time and the husband was smiling with satisfaction. Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped." Turning on his side, he smiles and says, "Then we will have to re-imprison him." After the second time, the bride says, "Honey, the prisoner is out again!" The husband rises to the occasion and they made love again. The bride again says, "Honey, the prisoner escaped again," to which the husband yelled, "Hey, it's not a life sentence!!!"
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really mad | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right!
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radio on my way | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
DAD: I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town, apparently an actress just killed herself. MOM: Oh my! Who!? DAD: Uh, I can't remember... I think her name was Reese something? MOM: WITHERSPOON!!!!!??????? DAD: No, it was with a knife...
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kangaroo jump higher | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? - Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.
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an extra pair | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?" "In case they get a hole in one
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unfaithful espresso | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Did you hear about the unfaithful espresso? It was grounds for divorce.
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A teenage boy | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A teenage boy takes a quadriplegic girl on a date to dinner and the movies. At the end of the night out, he drives her back home and they start making out in his car. He tells the girl he feels uncomfortable doing this where her parents could come outside and catch them in the act. She says not to worry because she has a place they can go. So he helps her in her chair and she tells him to wheel her into the backyard. When they get in the back, she shows him a huge weeping willow tree that they can hide under and says he can do whatever he wants to her. Under the tree, she shows him two branches that can prop her up and he has his way with her. When they finish, he dresses himself and her, puts back into her chair, wheels her to the front door, and knocks. When her father sees the young man, he thanks him. The boy feels very uncomfortable because of what he just did to the man's daughter and asks, "Why are you thanking me?" "Because son," the father answers, "You are the first boy to take her out of the tree."
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blond and a brunette | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
There's a blond and a brunette in a car. The brunette is driving while the blonde is in the passenger seat. They're going down a steep hill when the brunette realizes that the brakes don't work. The brunette tells the blonde that the brakes don't work and they will drive off the side of the cliff because they failed to stop. The blonde then replies, "Don't worry! There's a stop sign ahead."
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Santa falls in Love | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Doctor Santa falls in Love with a Nurse. He writes a love letter to the Nurse :- I Love U sister…
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afraid of speed | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
I'm afraid of speed bumps, but I'm slowly getting over it.
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sophisticated dinner party | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
I was at a sophisticated dinner party the other day… when I farted loudly. One of the guests was appalled and said indignantly, “How dare you fart in front of my wife!” I said, “I’m sorry, I didn’t realize it was her turn next
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Long fairy tales | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Long fairy tales have a tendency to dragon.
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Jewish kids | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Where do you send Jewish kids with Attention Deficit Disorder? Concentration Camp!
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piano by ear | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
I used to play piano by ear. Now I use my hands
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A black guy walks joke | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and asks for a beer. The bartender brings a beer and notices the parrot on his shoulder and says, "Hey that's really neat. Where did you get it?" The parrot responds, "In the jungle, there's millions of them.
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guy was driving | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, "Yes, No, Yes, No, Yes..."
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A guy believed | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A guy believed that his wife is cheating on him, so he hired a private investigator. The cheapest he could find was a Chinese man. This was the Chinese PI's report about what he found: "Most honorable, sir. You leave house. I watch house. He come to house. I watch. He and she leave house. I follow. He and she go in hotel. I climb tree. I look in window. He kiss she. He strip she. She strip he. He play with she. She play with he. I play with me. I fall out tree. I not see. No fee. Cheng Lee.
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whenever i beat you | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Father to son: whenever i beat you, you don't get annoyed, how you control your anger? son: i start cleaning the toilet. seat with your toothbrush
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The United States | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Brunette: "Where were you born?" Blonde: "The United States." Brunette: "Which part?" Blonde: "My whole body."
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An old lady | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
An old lady went to visit her dentist. When it was her turn, she sat in the chair, lowered her underpants, and raised her legs. The dentist said, “Excuse me, but I’m not a gynecologist.” “I know,” said the old lady. “I want you to take my husband’s teeth out.”
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closet in the nude | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A mother comes home from work to find that her kids are hiding behind the couch. She asks what's wrong, and the kids reply that aunt Sally was in the house naked. So she goes to her bedroom to investigate, and she finds her husband lying on the bed naked and sweaty. She asks, "What's going on?" He replies, "I'm having a heart attack." She says "I'm going to call 911, while I'm really looking for my sister." She discovers the aunt in the bathroom closet in the nude, and gives her a slap, "How dare you! My husband is having a heart attack and you're running around scaring the kids!"
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Student homework | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Teacher- Did you do your homework? Student - Did you grade my test? Teacher - I have other students' tests to grade. Student - I have other teachers' homework to do.😎 # be LIKEA BOSS
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broken rubber | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A kid walks up to his mom and asks, "Mom, can I go bungee jumping?" The mom says "No, you were born from broken rubber and I don't want you to go out the same way!"
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black guy walks into a bar | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A black guy walks into a bar with a parrot the bartender says cool where did u get it the parrot says Africa
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friend of mine | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A Christian friend of mine said that sex between two men is wrong in their eyes. I said, ‘You’re right, it’s supposed to be up the bum
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worth of used | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
What do you do with a year’s worth of used condoms? A. Melt them into a tire and call it a goodyear.
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a mouthful | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Sarah goes to school, and the teacher says, "Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?" Sarah waves her hand, "Me, Miss Rogers, me, me!" Miss Rogers says, "All right, Sarah, what is your multi-syllable word?" Sarah says, "Mas-tur-bate." Miss Rogers smiles and says, "Wow, Sarah, that's a mouthful." Sarah says, "No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a blowjob."
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should do lunges | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
My wife said I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward
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they keep getting | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Why don't pirates know the alphabet? Because they keep getting lost at C.
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tried to take a photo | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
I tried to take a photo of a wheat field. It turned out grainy.
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she was pregnant | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant? I wonder if it's mine.
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A couple is trying | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A couple is trying to have a baby. Finally, the blonde tells her husband, "Honey, I have great news! We're pregnant, and we're having twins!" The husband is overjoyed and says to his wife, "Honey that's wonderful, but how do you know so soon that we're having twins?" She nods her head and says, "Well, I bought the twin pack pregnancy test and they both came out positive!"
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banana split | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Where do you learn to make a banana split?" "Sundae school
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I’m trying | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Doctor: “Sir, I have some bad news. I’m afraid you’re going to have to stop masturbating.” Patient: “I don’t understand, doc. Why?” Doctor: “Because I’m trying to examine you.”
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Two couples | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Two couples went out golfing together. The men hit first from the men's tee and walked with the ladies to their tee box. The first lady took a mighty swing at the ball, missing it completely, while passing some gas rather loudly in the process. No one commented. She addressed the ball again but this time she passed just little gas as she made contact with the ball, topping it and moving it only a short distance. She said, "I wonder why it didn't go any further?" One of the men said, "I don't think you gave it enough gas."
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rumor about butter | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I'm not going to spread it!
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Two homeless men | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Two homeless men are devising a plan to get free drinks at a bar. The first one has an idea: "We'll buy a hot dog and stick it down your pants, walk into the bar, get our drinks, drink, and when the bartender asks for his money, you pull down your pants and I suck on the hot dog that you put down there. He'll kick us out, and we wont have to pay. It's brilliant!" The second man agrees and they do this in the first bar where it works just as planned. Then they hit up 4 more bars and the first man says, "This is great, getting all these free drinks!" The other man replies, "Yeah, especially because the hot dog fell out at the first bar."
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drug dealer | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
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A sailor drops | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A sailor drops anchor in a port and heads into the nearest pub. Everyone in the pub is whispering and pointing at him because of his odd shaped body; he has a very muscular body, but a very tiny head on his shoulders. As he orders his drink, he tells the bartender, "I'll explain. I get this in every port and town I visit. I caught a mermaid and she granted me three wishes if I would release her back into the sea. So I told her I wanted a yacht and, sure enough, she came through for me. Next, I asked for a million bucks and now I am set for life. Last of all, I asked her if I could have sex with her and her response was, 'I don't know how you can make love to me with your type of body.' So I asked her, 'How about a little head?'"
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Irish wedding | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish wake? One less drunk Irishman.
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personal trainer | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
I used to be a personal trainer. Then I gave my too weak notice
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I sinned with an 18 year old girl | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Man to his priest: “Yesterday I sinned with an 18 year old girl.” The priest: “Squeeze 18 lemons and drink the juice all at once.” Man: “And that frees me from my sin?” Priest: “No, but it frees your face from that dirty grin.”
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