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I get this intense | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

Patient: Doctor help me please, every time I drink a cup of coffee I get this intense stinging in my eye. - Doctor: I suggest you remove the spoon before drinking.

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wife and daughter | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

A family is at the dinner table. The son asks the father, “Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?” The father, surprised, answers, “Well, son, a woman goes through three phases. In her 20s, a woman’s breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s and 40s, they are like pears, still nice, hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions.” “Onions?” the son asks. “Yes. You see them and they make you cry.” This infuriated his wife and daughter. The daughter asks, “Mom, how many different kinds of willies are there?” The mother smiles and says, “Well, dear, a man goes through three phases also. In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30s and 40s, it’s like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50s, it’s like a Christmas tree.” “A Christmas tree?” the daughter asks. “Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration.”

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thief hire | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

Why did the thief hire a maid to plan his vacation? He wanted a clean getaway.

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Akbar joke | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

Teacher: Who was Akbar ? Boy: Akbar was Gay. Teacher:- What, Are you mad ? Why did you say that? Boy:- We have heard Laila – Majnu, Heer -Ranjha, Soni- Mahival, Romeo-Juliet But Only Akbar – Birbal !😁

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blonde went into the library | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

One day a blonde went into the library and asked the librarian, "Can I have a burger and fries?" The librarian replied, "This is the library." Then blonde whispered, "Oh. Can I have a burger and fries?"

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The women need | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

A blonde and a redhead have a ranch. They have just lost their bull. The women need to buy another, but only have $500. The redhead tells the blonde, "I will go to the market and see if I can find one for under that amount. If I can, I will send you a telegram." She goes to the market and finds one for $499. Having only one dollar left, she goes to the telegraph office and finds out that it costs one dollar per word. She is stumped on how to tell the blonde to bring the truck and trailer. Finally, she tells the telegraph operator to send the word "comfortable." Skeptical, the operator asks, "How will she know to come with the trailer from just that word?" The redhead replies, "She's a blonde so she reads slow: 'Come for ta bull.'"

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Why should you stay | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

Why should you stay away from artists? They're sketchy.

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broom get a poor | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

David: Why did the broom get a poor grade in school? Dan: I don’t know. Why? David: Because it was always sweeping during class!

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poor Santa Claus | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

What do you call a poor Santa Claus?" "St. Nickel-less

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kidnapping at school | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's okay, he woke up

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seafood diet | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it

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a farmer near a field | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

A man asks a farmer near a field, “Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23 train.” The farmer says, “Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you’ll even catch the 4:11 one.”

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My wife suffers | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

“My wife suffers from a drinking problem.” - “Oh is she an alcoholic?” - “No, I am, but she’s the one who suffers.”

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the egg say | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

What did the egg say after he was put in a pot of boiling water? I just got laid by a chick and now I'm getting hard.

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more letters | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

What has more letters than the alphabet?" "The post office!

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job I can really | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

Making mirrors is a job I can really see myself doing.

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Santa is in Delhi | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

Santa is in Delhi. He is walking on a street which has a Clock Tower when someone asks him if he wants to buy the clock on the Tower. Santa says agrees. 'Give me a thousand rupees and I'll go get a ladder.' The man took the thousand and disappeared. Having waited for several hours the Santa figures he has been made a fool by that man. On the next day Santa is again walking along the same street and the same man asks him to buy the clock. 'Give me a thousand rupees and I'll go get a ladder.' Santa gives him another thousand and says, 'Oye, I am not a fool. This time, you wait and I'll go get a ladder.'

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moon cut | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

How does the moon cut his hair?" "Eclipse it.

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I love math | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

I love math. And then sum.

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crime at an Apple Store | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

If you see a crime at an Apple Store, does that make you an iWitness

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Two bored casino dealers | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the craps table. A very attractive blonde woman from South Alabama arrives and bets $20,000 on a single roll of dice. She says, "I hope you don’t mind, but I feel much luckier when I play topless." With that, she strips to the waist, rolls the dice, and yells, "Come on, Southern girl needs new clothes!" As the dice bounce and come to a stop, she jumps up and down and squeals, "Yes! Yes! I won! I won!" She hugs each of the dealers, picks up her winnings, and her clothes, and quickly departs. The dealers stare at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asks, "What did she roll?" The other answers, "I don’t know, I thought you were watching."

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clearly never | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

What flutters about and clearly never had a bath in its entire life? - Stinkerbell.

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Olympic medals | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

Mexico doesn't win Olympic medals because all the best runners, jumpers, and swimmers are in America.

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blonde who dyes | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

How can you tell when a brunette is actually a blonde who dyes her hair? When she trips over the cordless phone.

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What did the grape | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

What did the grape say when it got crushed? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.

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favorite memories | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

One of my favorite memories as a kid was when my brothers used to put me inside a tire and roll me down a hill. They were Goodyears!

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cups avoid the city | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

Why do coffee cups avoid the city? They're afraid to get mugged.

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sprinter eat | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

What does a sprinter eat before a race?" "Nothing, they fast!

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A science teacher | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

A science teacher tells his class, "Oxygen is a must for breathing and life. It was discovered in 1773." A blonde student responds, "Thank God I was born after 1773! Otherwise I would have died without it."

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Samoan climb | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

How did the Samoan climb the tree? He didn't. He scared the limbs out of it.

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A blonde goes into | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner. The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black. The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes. Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red. Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time. To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes. The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?" The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV, it's a microwave!"

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A brunette | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

A brunette and blonde are walking in the park when the brunette says, "Aw, look at the dead birdie." The blonde looks up and says, "Where?"

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A sailor drops | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

A sailor drops anchor in a port and heads into the nearest pub. Everyone in the pub is whispering and pointing at him because of his odd shaped body; he has a very muscular body, but a very tiny head on his shoulders. As he orders his drink, he tells the bartender, "I'll explain. I get this in every port and town I visit. I caught a mermaid and she granted me three wishes if I would release her back into the sea. So I told her I wanted a yacht and, sure enough, she came through for me. Next, I asked for a million bucks and now I am set for life. Last of all, I asked her if I could have sex with her and her response was, 'I don't know how you can make love to me with your type of body.' So I asked her, 'How about a little head?'"

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the last guy | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

A patient says, “Doctor, can I get AIDS from a toilet seat?” The doctor replies, “Yes, but only by sitting down before the last guy gets up.”

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brown and sticky | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

What's brown and sticky? A stick

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just finishing my make-up | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

Wait for me honey, I’m just finishing my make-up. You don’t need make-up, Jane. Oh, Richard…. really? That is so sweet of you! You need plastic surgery. 😂😂😋😋

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The Middle Ages | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

The Middle Ages were called the Dark Ages because there were too many knights.

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After hair cut | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

After hair cut Barbar : is that fine? Me: yaah.. Awesome... *comes home* *cries in the corner* 😒 😑

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magic mirror | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

A blonde, a fat brunette, and a skinny redhead find a magic mirror. If you lie to the mirror you die. The redhead says, "I look fat," and dies. The brunette says, " I look skinny," and dies. The blonde says, "I think..." and dies.

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get a haircut | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

Dad, did you get a haircut?" "No, I got them all cut!

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blonde yells | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. They run into an old barn and hide in potato sacks. The officer chasing them walks into the barn looking for them. He kicks the first sack with the redhead inside and the redhead says, "Woof woof!" The cop thinks it's a dog, so he walks to the next one. He kicks the second bag with the brunette, and she says, "Meow meow!" The cop believes it's a cat and moves on. He kicks the third bag with the blonde, and the blonde yells, "Potato potato!"

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paedophilia | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

The thing I don’t get about paedophilia… Why the hell do kids find old men in dirty raincoats so sexy?

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blonde are walking | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

A brunette and blonde are walking in the park when the brunette says, "Aw, look at the dead birdie." The blonde looks up and says, "Where?"

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really mad | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right!

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English teacher | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

I’m going out with an English teacher, which is a bit awkward because she keeps correcting my grammar during sex. She’s particularly annoyed at my improper use of the colon

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The younger brother | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

A boy says to a girl, "So, sex at my place?" "Yeah!" "Okay, but I sleep in a bunk bed with my younger brother, and he thinks we're making sandwiches, so we have to have a code. Cheese means faster and tomato means harder, okay?" Later on the girl is yelling, "Cheese cheese, tomato tomato!" The younger brother says, "Stop making sandwiches! You're getting mayo all over my bed!"

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claped together | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

Pedro lives in an orphanage. One day Pedro is heading towards town with his hands claped together, when the padre who runs this orphanage asks Pedro, "What do you have in your hands and where are you going?" Pedro replies, "Father, I have horseflies and I am going to town to get horses." Sure enough later Pedro comes back with two beautiful Arabians. Next day Pedro walks past the priest again with the same question, "Pedro, what do you have in your hand and where are you going?" Pedro replies once again, "Father I have butter and I am going to town to get butterflies." Sure enough Pedro returns with beautiful monarch butterflies. The very next day Pedro is headed towards town once again when the Priest asks the same question, "Pedro what do you have in your hands and where are you going?" Again Pedro replies, "Father I have Pussy willows-" "Wait, Pedro!" says the Priest, "I'll go with you!!"

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Christmas is your right | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

If Thanksgiving is your left leg and Christmas is your right leg, can I visit between the holidays?

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letter from this lawyer | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

I got another letter from this lawyer today. It said “Final Notice”. Good that he will not bother me anymore. 😜😜😜😜

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fucking racist | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you fucking racist.

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