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the bike stand up | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

Why couldn't the bike stand up? It was two-tired.

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brunette were thinking | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette were thinking about what they would do if they went to space. The redhead said, "I would adopt a martian." The brunette said, "I would give Pluto some steroids." The Blonde said, "I would go to the sun." The redhead replied, "But you would burn up and die." The blonde responded, "Not if I went at night."

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kangaroo jump higher | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? - Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.

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phone number | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

This blonde calls me and says, "What's your phone number? I cant find it!"

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piano by ear | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

I used to play piano by ear. Now I use my hands

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blonde really got tired | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

A blonde really got tired of all blonde jokes and decided to hang herself in the bathroom. As she locked the door, she yelled at her husband, "I'm hanging myself because I'm tired of jokes about us blondes being stupid!" Her husband broke into the bathroom and saw his wife with a rope tied on her toe. The husband said, "I thought you were hanging yourself." She said, "Yes, I am!" The husband replied, "Usually when people hang themselves, they tie the rope around their neck, so why is yours tied on your toe?" She said, "I tried that, but I couldn't breathe."

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romantic text message | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

A wife sent her husband a romantic text message… She wrote: “If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you.” Her husband texted back: “I’m on the toilet, please advise

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Florida or the Sun | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

So I asked a blonde, "Which is closer, Florida or the Sun?" She said, "The Sun, because I can look up and see it.

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A blind guy | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?" In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, you should know something. Our bartender is blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I’m a six foot tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is six foot two, weighs 225, and he’s a rugby player. The fella to your right is six foot five, pushing 300, and he’s a wrestler. Each one of us is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?" The blind guy says, “Nah, not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times."

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janitor say | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?" "Supplies!

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elderly couple | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

There’s an elderly couple who has reached that point in life, where sex isn’t part of the itinerary anymore. One night, the wife turns to her husband and says, “Everytime one of us wants to have a bit of a slap and tickle, we just have to say, "Washing machine.’” A night passes, and the husband leans over and whispers, “Washing machine.” The wife gives him a shove and informs him that she has a headache. A few nights go by and the same thing happens, but the husband is determined and he reckons he’ll just give it one more try. He leans over and whispers seductively, “Washing machine.” Yet again, the wife turns him away. However, a few moments pass and the wife’s needs arises so she rolls over and recites the word, but the husband turns over and says, “Sorry love, it was only a small wash so I did it by hand.”

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white people running down | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

Q: What do you call white people running down a hill? A: An avalanche. Q: What do you call Mexicans running down a hill? A: A mudslide. Q: What do you call black people running down a hill? A: A jail break.

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Little Sally came | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

Little Sally came home from school with a smile on her face, and told her mother, "Frankie Brown showed me his weenie today at the playground!" Before the mother could raise a concern, Sally went on to say, "It reminded me of a peanut." Relaxing with a hidden smile, Sally's mom asked, "Really small, was it?" Sally replied, "No, salty." Mom fainted.

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call them bagels | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?" "Because if they flew over the bay, we'd call them bagels

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teacher intruptes | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

The teacher to a student: Conjugate the verb "to walk" in simple present. The student: I walk. You walk .... The teacher intruptes him: Quicker please. The student: I run. You run ...

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just finishing my make-up | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

Wait for me honey, I’m just finishing my make-up. You don’t need make-up, Jane. Oh, Richard…. really? That is so sweet of you! You need plastic surgery. 😂😂😋😋

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whenever i beat you | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

Father to son: whenever i beat you, you don't get annoyed, how you control your anger? son: i start cleaning the toilet. seat with your toothbrush

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blondes walk | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

Three blondes walk into a building. You'd think one of them would've seen it.....

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A young woman | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

A young woman asked her mom if she could go out for some fries and eat them with friends for 2 hours. Her mom said, "Sure." However, the daughter went to her boyfriends and had sex with him for 2 hours. When she came back home, her mom asked her how the fries were. The daughter replied, "Nice!" The mom said, "I can tell you enjoyed them; there's still mayonnaise dripping from your face."

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graveyard looks | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be dying to get in

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A police officer | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

A police officer sees a blonde woman driving and knitting at the same time. Exasperated, he drives up next to her and screams out the window, "Pull over!" The blonde responds, "No Silly, it's a scarf."

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meet you at the corner | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

What did one wall say to the other?" "I'll meet you at the corner.

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chocolate record | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

Have you heard about the chocolate record player? It sounds pretty sweet

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I’m trying | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

Doctor: “Sir, I have some bad news. I’m afraid you’re going to have to stop masturbating.” Patient: “I don’t understand, doc. Why?” Doctor: “Because I’m trying to examine you.”

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call a Caucasian | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

Q: What do you call a Caucasian person who swims across the border into Mexico? A: A white back.

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hanging onto a rope | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette. They all decide that one person should get off because if they don't, the rope will break and everyone will die. No one can decide who should go, so finally the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, "I'll get off." The blondes, all moved by the brunette's speech, start clapping. Problem solved.

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A penguin takes | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

A penguin takes his car to the shop and the mechanic says it'll take about an hour for him to check it. While he waits, the penguin goes to an ice cream shop and orders a big sundae to pass the time. The penguin isn't the neatest eater, and he ends up covered in melted ice cream. When he returns to the shop, the mechanic takes one look at him and says, "Looks like you blew a seal." "No," the penguin insists, "it's just ice cream."

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hard and dry | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

Q. What goes in hard and dry then comes out wet and soft? A. Chewing gum

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Sleep with an open window | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

Sleep with an open window tonight! 1400 mosquitos like that. 420 mosquitos commented on it. 210 mosquitos shared this. One mosquito invited for the event. 2800 mosquitos will be attending the event.

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a taser once | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

I had a taser once. It was stunning.

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I sinned with an 18 year old girl | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

Man to his priest: “Yesterday I sinned with an 18 year old girl.” The priest: “Squeeze 18 lemons and drink the juice all at once.” Man: “And that frees me from my sin?” Priest: “No, but it frees your face from that dirty grin.”

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Why are taking two tickets | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

Bus conductor: Why are taking two tickets? Passenger: Because if i lose one that second ticket will save me. Conductor: what if you lose both? Passenger: Listen, I am not a fool. I already have my Pass with me.!!!

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thief hire | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

Why did the thief hire a maid to plan his vacation? He wanted a clean getaway.

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premature ejaculation | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

A man was having premature ejaculation problems so he went to the doctor. The doctor said, "When you feel like you are getting ready to ejaculate, try startling yourself." That same day the man went to the store and bought himself a starter pistol and ran home to his wife. That night the two were having sex and found themselves in the 69 position. The man felt the urge to ejaculate and fired the starter pistol. The next day he went back to the doctor who asked how it went. The man answered, "Not well. When I fired the pistol, my wife pooped on my face, bit three inches off my penis, and my neighbor came out of the closet with his hands in the air."

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English teacher | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

I’m going out with an English teacher, which is a bit awkward because she keeps correcting my grammar during sex. She’s particularly annoyed at my improper use of the colon

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Forrest Gump’s | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

What was Forrest Gump’s email password? 1forrest1

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Never trust | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

Never trust an atom, they make up everything!

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blondes walk | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

Three blondes walk into a building. You'd think one of them would've seen it.....

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shouldn't you argue | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

Why shouldn't you argue with a dinosaur? You'll get jurasskicked.

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oral and a rectal | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

What's the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer? The taste!

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a brunette | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette. They were all trapped on an island and the nearest shore was 50 miles away. The redhead swam trying to make it to the other shore she swam 15 miles, drowned, and died. The brunette swam 24 miles, drowned, and died. The blonde swam 25 miles, got tired, and swam back.

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After hair cut | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

After hair cut Barbar : is that fine? Me: yaah.. Awesome... *comes home* *cries in the corner* 😒 😑

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You know how it is in life | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

You know how it is in life. One door closes – that means another door opens…” “Yeah, very nice, but you either fix that or I’m expecting a serious discount on that car!”

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I love math | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

I love math. And then sum.

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redhead are all | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

A blonde, brunette, and redhead are all on a building about to jump off. They all jump at the same time. Which one landed last? The blonde because she asked for directions.

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go into heaven | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

Four nuns are in line to go into heaven. God asks the first nun if she has ever sinned. She says, "Well, I've seen a penis." So God puts holy water on her eyes and lets her enter. He asks the second nun the same thing and she says, "I've held a penis," so he puts holy water on her hands and lets her enter. Then the fourth nun skips the third nun in line and God asks why she did that. The 4th nun replies, "Well, I need to gargle it before she sits in it."

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who invented zero | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

To the guy who invented zero, thanks for nothing.

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IDK Blonde | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?" Brunette: "I don’t know." Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!

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personal trainer | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

I used to be a personal trainer. Then I gave my too weak notice

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subtract the clothes | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

Q: Why is sex like math? A: You add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray there's no multiplying.

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