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hd Joker Jokes Latest 2026
woman shot her husband | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A police officer jumps into his squad car and calls the station. “I have an interesting case here,” he says. “A woman shot her husband for stepping on the floor she just mopped.” “Have you arrested her?” asks the sergeant. “No, not yet. The floor’s still wet.”
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drifts over a desert | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
What is red and drifts over a desert? - A fart with a sunburn.
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diarrhea | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A little boy with diarrhea tells his mom that he needs Viagra. The mom asks, "Why on Earth do you need that?!" The little boy says, "Isn't that what you give daddy when his sh*t doesn't get hard?"
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Santa falls in Love | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Doctor Santa falls in Love with a Nurse. He writes a love letter to the Nurse :- I Love U sister…
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call pasta | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
What do you call pasta with no money? Penne-less.
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more letters | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
What has more letters than the alphabet?" "The post office!
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Two buddies were sharing | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Two buddies were sharing drinks while discussing their wives. "Do you and your wife ever do it doggie style?" asked the one. "Well, not exactly." His friend replied, "She's more into the trick dog aspect of it." "Oh, I see, kinky, huh?" "Well, not exactly. I sit up and beg, and she rolls over and plays dead."
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laugh on Saturday | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Q: How can you get a blonde to laugh on Saturday? A: Tell her a joke on Wednesday.
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lady with big | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A man saw a lady with big breasts. He asked, "Excuse me, can I bite your breasts for $1000?" She agrees, so they go to a secluded corner. She opens her blouse and the man puts his face in her breasts for 10 minutes." Eventually the lady asks, "Aren't you gonna bite them?" He replies, "No, it's too expensive."
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my relationship | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
I’m about three years into my relationship now and I've started to have erection difficulties. My girlfriend and I have different ideas as to what the problem is: she bought me some Viagra and I bought her a treadmill.
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banana factory | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Why did Billy get fired from the banana factory? He kept throwing away the bent ones
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baker couldn't make | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.
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brunette were thinking | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A blonde, redhead, and a brunette were thinking about what they would do if they went to space. The redhead said, "I would adopt a martian." The brunette said, "I would give Pluto some steroids." The Blonde said, "I would go to the sun." The redhead replied, "But you would burn up and die." The blonde responded, "Not if I went at night."
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May I take your order | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
May I take your order?" the blonde waitress asked. "Yes, how do you prepare your chickens?" "Nothing special sir," she replied, "we just tell them straight out that theyre going to die.
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go to the bathroom | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Little Johnny: Teacher, can I go to the bathroom? Teacher: Little Johnny, MAY I go to the bathroom? Little Johnny: But I asked first!
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An old couple | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
An old couple is ready to go to sleep. The old man lies on the bed but the old woman lies down on the floor. The old man asks, ''Why are you going to sleep on the floor?'' The old woman says, "Because I want to feel something hard for a change."
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women need | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Apparently, women need to feel loved to have sex and men need to have sex to feel loved, so the basic act of continuing the species requires a lie from one of you
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Mexican fire chief | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
What did the Mexican fire chief name his two sons? Hose A and Hose B!
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I want to be cremated | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
I want to be cremated as it is my last hope for a smoking hot body.
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magic mirror | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A blonde, a fat brunette, and a skinny redhead find a magic mirror. If you lie to the mirror you die. The redhead says, "I look fat," and dies. The brunette says, " I look skinny," and dies. The blonde says, "I think..." and dies.
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selling my talking parrot | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
I’m selling my talking parrot. Why? Because yesterday, the bastard tried to sell me.
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My whole body | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Brunette: "Where were you born?" Blonde: "The United States." Brunette: "Which part?" Blonde: "My whole body."
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Mexican's favorite sport joke | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country.
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whats your number | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Boy: Girl, whats your number? Girl: I have a boyfriend Boy: I have a math test Girl: What? Boy: Aren't we talking about things we cheat on?
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sister-in-law barge | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Stan is seconds away from receiving a vasectomy when his brother and sister-in-law barge in holding their newborn baby. "Stop! You can't do this!" exclaims the brother. "And why not?" asks Stan. "Don't you want to have a beautiful baby someday? Like my wife and I have here?" Stan says nothing. The brother grows impatient, "C'mon Stan, I want a nephew. Stan, make me an uncle." Stan can’t take it anymore. He gives his sister-in-law an apologetic look and asks his brother, "You're sure you want a nephew?" "Yes," the brother replies. "It would be an honor." "Well, congratulations, you're holding him."
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kidnapping at school | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's okay, he woke up
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wrote a song | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
I wrote a song about burritos. It's a rap.
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trust stairs | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something
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Santa goes into a bar | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Santa goes into a bar in New York. The man on his right orders a drink, 'Johnnie Walker, single.' The man on his left says, 'Jack Daniels, single.' Santa says. 'Santa Singh, married.' 😋😋😋😁
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just finishing my make-up | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Wait for me honey, I’m just finishing my make-up. You don’t need make-up, Jane. Oh, Richard…. really? That is so sweet of you! You need plastic surgery. 😂😂😋😋
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Santa reading newspaper | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Santa reading newspaper.. News: "Indian athlete lost gold medal in long jump" Santa comments: Idiot !! Who told him to wear gold medal while jumping!!! 😁😁🤣😁
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I made a pun | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
I made a pun about the wind but it blows.
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confuse a blonde | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
How do you confuse a blonde? Put her in a circle and tell her to go to the corner.
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whenever i beat you | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Father to son: whenever i beat you, you don't get annoyed, how you control your anger? son: i start cleaning the toilet. seat with your toothbrush
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hard and dry | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Q. What goes in hard and dry then comes out wet and soft? A. Chewing gum
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I couldn’t build | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
My sister bet that I couldn’t build a car out of spaghetti. You should’ve seen her face when I drove pasta.
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blonde are stranded | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A brunette, redhead, and blonde are stranded on the edge of a cliff. An angel appears and instructs them to jump off the cliff and say out loud what they would like to land on safely. The brunette goes first. She jumps and says, "Pillows!" She lands on a pile of pillows at the bottom. The redhead goes next. She jumps and says "Feathers!" She lands on a mass of feathers below. The blonde walks up to the edge, but trips on a rock, yelling, "Shit!" as she falls off.
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husband after a day | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
It was Christmas Eve. A woman came home to her husband after a day of busy shopping. Later on that night when she was getting undressed for bed, he noticed a mark on the inside of her leg. "What is that?" he asked. She said, "I visited the tattoo parlor today. On the inside of one leg I had them tattoo 'Merry Christmas,' and on the inside of the other one they tattooed 'Happy New Year.'" Perplexed, he asked, "Why did you do that?" "Well," she replied, "now you can't complain that there's never anything to eat between Christmas and New Years!"
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blonde who dyes | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
How can you tell when a brunette is actually a blonde who dyes her hair? When she trips over the cordless phone.
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Olympic medals | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Mexico doesn't win Olympic medals because all the best runners, jumpers, and swimmers are in America.
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walked through the forest | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Banta walked through the forest when he heard someone crying for help. He found a dwarf, stuck in a trap. He freed the dwarf, and the dwarf granted him two wishes. "My first wish," Banta said, "is a bottle of whiskey that will never fall empty." And flash, there was the bottle. Banta opened it, and drank it empty. The next moment, the bottle was full again. Banta was very happy. "What is your second wish," the dwarf asked? Banta replied, "I want another bottle..."😜 😝 😛
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12 inches long | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.
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macho man married | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A typical macho man married a typical good looking lady, and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules. "I'll be home when I want, if I want, what time I want, and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table, unless I tell you that I won't be home for dinner. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card playing when I want with my old buddies, and don't you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any comments?" His new bride said, "No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there will be sex here at seven o'clock every night, whether you're here or not."
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Why are taking two tickets | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Bus conductor: Why are taking two tickets? Passenger: Because if i lose one that second ticket will save me. Conductor: what if you lose both? Passenger: Listen, I am not a fool. I already have my Pass with me.!!!
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shouldn't you argue | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Why shouldn't you argue with a dinosaur? You'll get jurasskicked.
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Harry prays to God | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Harry prays to God: Dear Lord, please make me win the lottery. The next day Harry begs the Lord again: Please make it so I win the lottery, Lord! The next day, Harry again prays: Please, please, dear Lord, make me win the lottery! Suddenly he hears a voice from above: Harry, would you kindly go and buy a lottery ticket.
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child birth | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
From what I understand about child birth, it changes you ‘downstairs’. I like my downstairs the way it is thank you very much. I certainly don’t need an extension
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black Jewish boy | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A black Jewish boy runs home from school one day and asks his father, “Daddy, am I more Jewish or more black?” The dad replies, “Why do you want to know, son?” “Because a kid at school is selling a bike for $50 and I want to know if I should talk him down to $40 or just steal it!
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subtract the clothes | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Q: Why is sex like math? A: You add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray there's no multiplying.
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blonde runs | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A robber comes into the store & steals a TV. A blonde runs after him and says, "Wait, you forgot the remote!"
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