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banana split | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Where do you learn to make a banana split?" "Sundae school
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super hot chick | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A super hot chick walks into her church and says to the priest, "Forgive me Father, for I have sinned." The priest says, "Tell me dear, what's on your mind?" "Well Father, I am a sex addict, and lately I discovered that I like doing it with priests. I had sex with the one from the church two blocks from here, the one five blocks from here, and also the one from the church nearby." The priest says, "It's okay, just pray three times a day for one week and it will all be okay." As the girl tries to go out, the priest says, "Oh, and dont forget that I will always be here for you!"
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selling my talking parrot | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
I’m selling my talking parrot. Why? Because yesterday, the bastard tried to sell me.
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William Sexfear | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
According To William Sexfear Every Wife Is A Mistress For Her Husband. Miss For One Hour And . . . . Stress For The Remaining 23 Hours.
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a brunette | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette. They were all trapped on an island and the nearest shore was 50 miles away. The redhead swam trying to make it to the other shore she swam 15 miles, drowned, and died. The brunette swam 24 miles, drowned, and died. The blonde swam 25 miles, got tired, and swam back.
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cups avoid the city | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Why do coffee cups avoid the city? They're afraid to get mugged.
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song about burritos | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
I wrote a song about burritos. It's a rap
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Santa will send | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Mother: "Sweetie, make a Christmas wish." Girl: "I wish that Santa will send some clothes to those naked girls in papa's computer."
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baker couldn't make | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.
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IDK stand | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?" Brunette: "I don’t know." Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"
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I would like to use | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Mr. Smith: “Doctor, you remember this strengthening solution you prescribed me yesterday?” Doctor: “Yes, what’s the matter?” Mr. Smith: “I would like to use it but I can’t open the bottle!”
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sister-in-law barge | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Stan is seconds away from receiving a vasectomy when his brother and sister-in-law barge in holding their newborn baby. "Stop! You can't do this!" exclaims the brother. "And why not?" asks Stan. "Don't you want to have a beautiful baby someday? Like my wife and I have here?" Stan says nothing. The brother grows impatient, "C'mon Stan, I want a nephew. Stan, make me an uncle." Stan can’t take it anymore. He gives his sister-in-law an apologetic look and asks his brother, "You're sure you want a nephew?" "Yes," the brother replies. "It would be an honor." "Well, congratulations, you're holding him."
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apocalypse means | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
So what if I don’t know what apocalypse means? It’s not the end of the world!
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zero say to the eight | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
What did the zero say to the eight?" "That belt looks good on you
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1 million sperm | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Q: Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg? A: Because like all men, they won't stop to ask directions.
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receptionist | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Q: What does the receptionist at the sperm clinic say when clients are leaving? A: “Thanks for coming!”
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money issues | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A wife and husband are having money issues. One day they decide to have the wife work the corner. Later that night the husband goes to pick the wife up. He asks, "How much did you make, sweetie?" She answers, "I made $200.50." The husband says, "What asshole gave you 50 cents?" She replies, "All of them."
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crazy wife says | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A crazy wife says to her husband that moose are falling from the sky. The husband says, it’s reindeer.
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A wealthy man | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for a few years. One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to have the child. If she stayed in Italy, he would also provide child support until the child turned 18. She agreed, but wondered how he would know when the baby was born. To keep it discrete, he told her to mail him a postcard, and write "Spaghetti" on the back. He would then arrange for child support. One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife. "Honey," she said, "you received a very strange postcard today." "Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it later," he said. The wife handed the card over and watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and fainted. On the card was written "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Two with meatballs, one without."
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clearly never | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
What flutters about and clearly never had a bath in its entire life? - Stinkerbell.
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broom get a poor | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
David: Why did the broom get a poor grade in school? Dan: I don’t know. Why? David: Because it was always sweeping during class!
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Bartender | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Bartender: “What’s the matter buddy?” Man: “I caught my wife in bed with my best friend.” Bartender: “What did you do?” Man: “I told her to get the hell out!” Bartender: “What about your friend?” Man: “I looked him straight in the eyes and said ‘bad dog!’”
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a big plus | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
What's the best thing about Switzerland?" "I don't know, but the flag is a big plus
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sign of inflation | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
What is the sign of inflation? A Volkswagen with 12 Latinos in it.
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young person with the short hair | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A: Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl? B: It's a girl. She's my daughter. A: Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I didn't know that you were her father. B: I'm not. I'm her mother.
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one plant say | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
What did one plant say to the other? "Girl, you really got me growing."
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Teacher funny | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A teacher asked a student to write 55. Student asked: How? Teacher: Write 5 and beside it another 5! The student wrote 5 and stopped. teacher: What are you waiting for? student: I don’t know which side to write the other 5🤑
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A blonde gets lost | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A blonde gets lost and calls for directions. The operator asks which cross streets she's at. The blonde replies, "I'm on the corner of Walk and Do Not Walk."
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finished a jigsaw | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Did you hear about the blonde that got excited? She finished a jigsaw puzzle in six months, when the box said, "two to four years."
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Chinese couple | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a black baby? They named it Sum Ting Wong
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blonde tip | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Why did the blonde tip toe near the medicine cabinet? Because she didn't want to wake the sleeping pills!!
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A brunette | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A brunette and blonde are walking in the park when the brunette says, "Aw, look at the dead birdie." The blonde looks up and says, "Where?"
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Santa reading newspaper | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Santa reading newspaper.. News: "Indian athlete lost gold medal in long jump" Santa comments: Idiot !! Who told him to wear gold medal while jumping!!! 😁😁🤣😁
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A zebra | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
What’s black, red, black, red, black, red? - A zebra with a sun burn.
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Penis and Balls | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
One night, Penis and Balls were sitting in a couch. Penis said to Balls, "We are going to a party. Balls said, "F*ck off, you always leave me knocking."
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sexual attraction | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
"Daddy, where did I come from?" seven-year-old Rachel asks. It is a moment for which her parents have carefully prepared. They take her into the living room, get out several other books, and explain all they think she should know about sexual attraction, affection, love, and reproduction. Then they both sit back and smile contentedly. "Does that answer your question?" the mom asks. "Not really," the little girl says. "Judy said she came from Detroit. I want to know where I came from."
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A blonde redhead | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, "Awwww, I wish my friends were here.
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iPad in a blender | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Why did the blonde put her iPad in a blender? Because she wanted to make apple juice.
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contracts | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A man goes to a $10 sex worker and contracts crabs. When he goes back to complain, the sex worker laughs and says, "What do you expect for ten dollars? Lobster?"
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25 letters | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y
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guy decides | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A guy decides to do something nice for his girlfriend before they leave on vacation so he gets her name tattooed on his penis. He comes home and shows it to her. She looks at it and says, "That's great, sweetie, but what is 'Wy'?" He tells her to rub it and as she does she sees it actually reads "Wendy." When they arrive at Montego Bay, the couple are walking along a nude beach and the boyfriend notices a black guy with "Wy" on his penis. He asks the man if he also has a girlfriend named Wendy. The black guy laughs and says, "Nah, mon, mine says 'Welcome to Jamaica have a nice day.'"
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redhead are running | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. They run into an old barn and hide in potato sacks. The officer chasing them walks into the barn looking for them. He kicks the first sack with the redhead inside and the redhead says, "Woof woof!" The cop thinks it's a dog, so he walks to the next one. He kicks the second bag with the brunette, and she says, "Meow meow!" The cop believes it's a cat and moves on. He kicks the third bag with the blonde, and the blonde yells, "Potato potato!"
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2 Swimming Pools | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Banta built 2 Swimming Pools. And he left one of them unfilled y? When asked him, he said, “Oye, that’s for those who don’t know Swimming.”
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biggest wall | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
china...austraila..new zealand...south africa is fighting who has the best stuff china says they have the biggest wall austraila says they have the best grass new zealand says they have the best flag south africa says they have the springbuck ..he jumps over the wall ...shits on the grass...and wipes his ass with the flag
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bigger than your brothers | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A husband says to his wife, "I bet you can't tell me something that will make me both happy and sad at the same time." The wife thinks about it for a few moments and replies, "Your dick is bigger than your brothers."
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going on ahead | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
What did one hat say to the other?" "Stay here! I'm going on ahead
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A blonde is overweight | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A blonde is overweight so her doctor puts her on a diet. "I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day and repeat for two weeks and you'll lose at least five pounds." When the blonde returns, she's lost nearly 20 pounds. The doctor exclaims, "That's amazing! Did you follow my diet?" The blonde nods. "I thought I was going to drop dead every third day from all the skipping!"
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cross a Puerto | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Q:What do you have when you cross a Puerto Rican and a Pollack? A: A graffiti artist who spray paints on chain linked fences.
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After hair cut | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
After hair cut Barbar : is that fine? Me: yaah.. Awesome... *comes home* *cries in the corner* 😒 😑
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Give it to me | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
"Give it to me! Give it to me!" she yelled, "I'm so wet, give it to me now!" She could scream all she wanted to. I was keeping the umbrella.
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