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Florida or the Sun | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
So I asked a blonde, "Which is closer, Florida or the Sun?" She said, "The Sun, because I can look up and see it.
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have soft sex | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Q: Why do bunnies have soft sex? A: They have cotton balls.
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blonde to laugh | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Q: How can you get a blonde to laugh on Saturday? A: Tell her a joke on Wednesday.
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banana factory | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Why did Billy get fired from the banana factory? He kept throwing away the bent ones
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walks into a shoe | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A blonde walks into a shoe store and tries on a pair of shoes. "How do they feel?" asks the salesclerk. "Well, they feel a bit tight," replies the blonde. The assistant promptly bends down and has a look at the shoes and the blonde’s feet. "Try pulling the tongue out," offers the clerk. “Nath, theyth sthill feelth a bith tighth,” the blonde replies.
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a shotgun | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Three women (a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette) are lost in the forest while hunting. They each have a shotgun with 2 bullets. They make a fire. Then the redhead gets up and goes hunting. She comes back with 2 rabbits. The other two say, "Wow, where did you get that?" She says, "I found tracks. I followed tracks. I saw rabbits. Rabbits ran. I shot. Rabbits stopped." Then the brunette leaves and comes back with a deer. The other two say, "Wow, Where did you get that?" She says, "I found tracks. I followed tracks. I saw deer. Deer ran. I shot. Deer stopped." The blonde leaves and comes crawling back, all bloodied and black and blue. They others say, "Wow, where did you get that?" She says, "I found tracks. I followed tracks. I saw train. Train ran. I shot. Train didn't stop."
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Santa returns | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Santa returns from his first day at school and immediately questions his father, 'Dad, today we had a spelling class. All the other kids could only say half the alphabet, but I knew the whole thing. Is that because I am a Sardar?' 'No son, that's because you are intelligent.' Santa seemed content with the answer, asks his father another question, 'Dad, today we had Maths class. All the other kids could only count from 1-10, I could count from 1 to 20. Is this because I am a Sardar ?' 'No son, that's because you are intelligent,' replies his father. Happy with the answer, Santa poses another question to his father, 'Dad, today we had medical examination, all the other boys were shorter than me, I was at least twice their height. Is that because I am a Sardar ?' The father replies, 'No son, that's because you are 33 years old.'
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drug dealer | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
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A blonde goes to a soda | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A blonde goes to a soda machine. She puts in a dollar and gets a soda. She does this again and again. A man in line behind her asks why she is taking so long. She says, "Can't you see I'm winning?
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Baby Corn | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
What did Baby Corn say to Mama Corn?" "Where's Pop Corn
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1 million sperm | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Q: Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg? A: Because like all men, they won't stop to ask directions.
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Nobody ever listens | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Patient: Doctor! You've got to help me! Nobody ever listens to me. No one ever pays any attention to what I have to say. Doctor: Next please!
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song about burritos | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
I wrote a song about burritos. It's a rap
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a bit of tomato sauce | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A husband and a wife sit at the table, having dinner. The woman drops a bit of tomato sauce on her white top. "Och, I look like a pig!" The man nods, "And you dropped tomato sauce on your top!"
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vacation | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Where do fruits go on vacation?" "Pear-is!
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problem with scientists | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
What's the problem with scientists? Periodically they're wrong.
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letter from this lawyer | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
I got another letter from this lawyer today. It said “Final Notice”. Good that he will not bother me anymore. 😜😜😜😜
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eggs tell jokes | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up
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a Chinese girl joke | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629.
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wife and daughter | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A family is at the dinner table. The son asks the father, “Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?” The father, surprised, answers, “Well, son, a woman goes through three phases. In her 20s, a woman’s breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s and 40s, they are like pears, still nice, hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions.” “Onions?” the son asks. “Yes. You see them and they make you cry.” This infuriated his wife and daughter. The daughter asks, “Mom, how many different kinds of willies are there?” The mother smiles and says, “Well, dear, a man goes through three phases also. In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30s and 40s, it’s like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50s, it’s like a Christmas tree.” “A Christmas tree?” the daughter asks. “Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration.”
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saggy | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? If we don't get some support, people will think we're nuts.
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Harry prays to God | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Harry prays to God: Dear Lord, please make me win the lottery. The next day Harry begs the Lord again: Please make it so I win the lottery, Lord! The next day, Harry again prays: Please, please, dear Lord, make me win the lottery! Suddenly he hears a voice from above: Harry, would you kindly go and buy a lottery ticket.
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premature ejaculation | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A man was having premature ejaculation problems so he went to the doctor. The doctor said, "When you feel like you are getting ready to ejaculate, try startling yourself." That same day the man went to the store and bought himself a starter pistol and ran home to his wife. That night the two were having sex and found themselves in the 69 position. The man felt the urge to ejaculate and fired the starter pistol. The next day he went back to the doctor who asked how it went. The man answered, "Not well. When I fired the pistol, my wife pooped on my face, bit three inches off my penis, and my neighbor came out of the closet with his hands in the air."
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find a tiny Coke | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Where can you go to find a tiny Coke? Mini-soda.
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Filipino contortionist | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Q: What do you call a Filipino contortionist? A: A Manila folder.
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difference between your penis | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
What's the difference between your penis and a bonus check? Someone's always willing to blow your bonus.
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call the lesbian | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
What do you call the lesbian version of a cock block? A beaver dam!
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grow up | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Dear Math, grow up and solve your own problems
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call a factory | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
What do you call a factory that makes okay products?" "A satisfactory
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After picking her son | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
After picking her son up from school one day, the mother asks him what he did at school. The kid replies, "I had sex with my teacher." She gets so mad that when they get home, she orders him to go straight to his room. When the father returns home that evening, the mother angrily tells him the news of what their son had done. As the father hears the news, a huge grin spreads across his face. He walks to his son's room and asks him what happened at school, the son tells him, "I had sex with my teacher." The father tells the boy that he is so proud of him, and he is going to reward him with the bike he has been asking for. On the way to the store, the dad asks his son if he would like to ride his new bike home. His son responds, "No thanks Dad, my butt still hurts."
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put my shoes | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Dad, can you put my shoes on?" "No, I don't think they'll fit me
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contracts | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A man goes to a $10 sex worker and contracts crabs. When he goes back to complain, the sex worker laughs and says, "What do you expect for ten dollars? Lobster?"
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brunette are watching | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A blonde and a brunette are watching a TV show. The brunette bets the blonde $10 that the man in the episode would jump off a bridge. The man jumps off the bridge and blonde pays the the brunette $10. The brunette feels guilty because she had already seen the episode, so she confesses to the blonde. The blonde says, "I've seen it too, but I didn't think he would jump again."
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blonde are walking | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A brunette and blonde are walking in the park when the brunette says, "Aw, look at the dead birdie." The blonde looks up and says, "Where?"
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real hair color | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
a blonde dyes her hair brown. She then goes for a drive in the country and sees a shepherd herding his sheep across the road. "Hey, shepherd, if I guess how many sheep are here, can I keep one?" The shepherd is puzzled but agrees. She blurts out "352!" He is stunned but keeps his word and allows her to pick a sheep. "I'll take this one," she says proudly. "It's the cutest!" "Hey lady," says the shepherd, "If I guess your real hair color, can I have my dog back?"
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kind of shady | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
I don't trust those trees. They seem kind of shady
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a terminal illness | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live." Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!" Doctor: "Nine."
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having a hard | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A woman is having a hard time getting her tomatoes to ripen so she goes to her neighbor with her problem. The neighbor says, "All you have to do is go out at midnight and dance around in the garden naked for a few minutes, and the tomatoes will become so embarrassed, they will blush bright red." The woman goes out at midnight and dances around her garden naked for a few minutes. The next morning, the neighbor comes over to the woman's house and asks the woman if her tomatoes have turned red. The woman says "No, they're still green, but I noticed the cucumbers grew four inches!"
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restaurant on the moon | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? I heard the food was good but it had no atmosphere.
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lost my mood | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
I lost my mood ring and I don't know how to feel about it!
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scarecrow win | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field
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bathroom shaving | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
One weekend, a husband is in the bathroom shaving when the local kid Bubba he hired to mow his lawn, comes in to pee. The husband slyly looks over and is shocked at how immensely endowed Bubba is. He can't help himself, and asks Bubba what his secret is. "Well," says Bubba, "every night before I climb into bed with a girl, I whack my penis on the bedpost three times. It works, and it sure impresses the girls!" The husband was excited at this easy suggestion and decided to try it that very night. So before climbing into bed with his wife, he took out his penis and whacked it three times on the bedpost. His wife, half-asleep, said, "Bubba? Is that you?"
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Your driver’s license please | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A police officer stops a car. Officer: “Your driver’s license please.” Driver: “I’m really sorry, I forgot.” Officer: “At home?” Driver: “No, to do it.”
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Before Marriage | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Before Marriage - - - Boyfriend: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait. Girlfriend: Do you want me to leave? Boyfriend: NO! Don't even think about it. Girlfriend: Do you love me? Boyfriend: Of course! Over and over! Girlfriend: Have you ever cheated on me? Boyfriend: NO! Why are you even asking? Girlfriend: Will you kiss me? Boyfriend: Every chance I get! Girlfriend: Will you hit me? Boyfriend: Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person! Girlfriend: Can I trust you? Boyfriend: Yes. Girlfriend: Darling! After marriage - simply read from bottom to top.
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call a blonde | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
What do you call a blonde with a brain? A golden retriever.
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An old lady | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
An old lady went to visit her dentist. When it was her turn, she sat in the chair, lowered her underpants, and raised her legs. The dentist said, “Excuse me, but I’m not a gynecologist.” “I know,” said the old lady. “I want you to take my husband’s teeth out.”
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about the blonde | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Did you hear about the blonde that got excited? She finished a jigsaw puzzle in six months, when the box said, "two to four years."
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garbage truck | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A family was driving behind a garbage truck when a dildo flies out and thumped against the windshield. Embarrassed, and to spare her young son's innocence, the mother turns around and says, "Don't worry, dear. That was just an insect." "Wow," the boy replies. "I'm surprised it could get off the ground with a cock like that!"
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cows masturbating | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
What do you call a herd of cows masturbating? Beef strokin' off!
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Mexican fire chief | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
What did the Mexican fire chief name his two sons? Hose A and Hose B!
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