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hd Joker Jokes Latest 2026
really mad | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right!
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janitor say | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?" "Supplies!
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heart of the lion | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
My grandpa has the heart of the lion and a lifetime ban from the zoo.
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call the lesbian | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
What do you call the lesbian version of a cock block? A beaver dam!
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get a squirrel | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
How do you get a squirrel to like you? Act like a nut
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IDK stand | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?" Brunette: "I don’t know." Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"
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I want to be cremated | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
I want to be cremated as it is my last hope for a smoking hot body.
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girl in a bar | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A guy's talking to a girl in a bar. He asks her, "What's your name?" She says, "Carmen." He says, "That's a nice name. Who named you, your mother?" She says, "No, I named myself." He says, "Why Carmen?" She says, "Because I like cars and I like men. What's your name?" He says, "Beerfuck."
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honey look really different | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Husband: Wow, honey, you look really different today. Did you do something to your hair? - Wife: Michael, I’m over here! 😋😋
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unfaithful espresso | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Did you hear about the unfaithful espresso? It was grounds for divorce.
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the newscaster | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A blonde is watching the news with her husband when the newscaster says, "Six Brazilian men die in a skydiving accident." The blonde starts crying to her husband, sobbing, "That's horrible!" Confused, he replies, "Yes Dear, it is sad, but they were skydiving, and there is always that risk involved." After a few minutes, the blonde, still sobbing, says, "How many is a Brazilian?"
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hard of hearing | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Santa, hard of hearing, realises that he needs to buy a hearing aid, but he feels unwilling to spend too much money. 'How much do they cost?' he asks Manbir, the shopkeeper. 'That depends,' says. Manbir, 'They run from £20 to £2,000.' 'Let's see the £20 model,' asks Santa. Manbir puts the device around Santa's neck instructing, 'You just stick this button in your ear and run this little string down to your pocket.' 'How does it work?' Santa inquires. 'For only £20 it doesn't work," Manbir replies, 'But when people see it on you, they'll talk louder!'
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Put a nipple | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
How do you make five pounds of fat look good? Put a nipple on it!
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devout | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Maria, a devout Catholic, got married and had 15 children. After her first husband died, she remarried and had 15 more children. A few weeks after her second husband died, Maria also passed away. At Maria's funeral, the priest looked skyward and said, "At last, they're finally together." Her sister sitting in the front row said, "Excuse me, Father, but do you mean she and her first husband, or she and her second husband?" The priest replied, "I mean her legs."
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playing Bridge | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Sex is like playing Bridge – if you don’t have a good partner, you better have a good hand
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doctor complaining | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A man goes to his doctor complaining about migraines. His doctor tells him, "I also suffer from the same ailment. Every time I get one, I give my wife oral sex. When she has an orgasm, she tightens her legs around my head which gets rid of the pain. You should try it sometime." Two weeks later on a return visit, the patient tells his doctor, "Your suggestion worked and I'd like to tell you that you have a very nice house."
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had a dream | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
I once had a dream I was floating in an ocean of orange soda. It was more of a fanta sea
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English teacher | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
I’m going out with an English teacher, which is a bit awkward because she keeps correcting my grammar during sex. She’s particularly annoyed at my improper use of the colon
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scarecrow win | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field
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thief hire a maid | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Why did the thief hire a maid to plan his vacation? He wanted a clean getaway.
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operator asks | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A blonde gets lost and calls for directions. The operator asks which cross streets she's at. The blonde replies, "I'm on the corner of Walk and Do Not Walk."
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sell curtains | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Santa enters a shop that sell curtains. He announces to Gurdaya, the salesman, 'I would like to buy a pair of green curtains.' The salesman assures him that they had a large selection of green curtains. Gurdaya shows him several patterns, but Santa seems to be having a hard time choosing. Finally, he selects a smashing green floral print. The salesman asked what size curtains he requires.
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worth of used | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
What do you do with a year’s worth of used condoms? A. Melt them into a tire and call it a goodyear.
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I knew a blonde | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
I knew a blonde that was so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
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blonde runs | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A robber comes into the store & steals a TV. A blonde runs after him and says, "Wait, you forgot the remote!"
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selling my talking parrot | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
I’m selling my talking parrot. Why? Because yesterday, the bastard tried to sell me.
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how many times | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Girl: So, how many times a day do you shave? Man: Well, about 15-20 times every day. Girl: My god, are you some kind of crazy? Man: No, I’m a barber.
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IDK stand | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?" Brunette: "I don’t know." Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"
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A man and a woman | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A man and a woman started to have sex in the middle of a dark forest. After about 15 minutes, the man finally gets up and says, "Damn, I wish I had a flashlight!" The woman says, "Me too, you've been eating grass for the past ten minutes!"
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mirror that killed anyone | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Once there was a mirror that killed anyone who lied... French : I think I dont smoke (died). American : I think I love my wife (died). Santa: I think.. (died) 😋😋😋😁
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parents were divorced | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A few months after his parents were divorced, little Johnny passed by his mom's bedroom and saw her rubbing her body and moaning, "I need a man, I need a man!" Over the next couple of months, he saw her doing this several times. One day, he came home from school and heard her moaning. When he peeked into her bedroom, he saw a man on top of her. Little Johnny ran into his room, took off his clothes, threw himself on his bed, started stroking himself, and moaning, "Ohh, I need a bike! I need a bike!"
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iPad in a blender | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Why did the blonde put her iPad in a blender? Because she wanted to make apple juice.
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win the race | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
How did the barber win the race? He knew a shortcut.
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kidnapping at school | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's okay, he woke up
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A blonde is overweight | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A blonde is overweight so her doctor puts her on a diet. "I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day and repeat for two weeks and you'll lose at least five pounds." When the blonde returns, she's lost nearly 20 pounds. The doctor exclaims, "That's amazing! Did you follow my diet?" The blonde nods. "I thought I was going to drop dead every third day from all the skipping!"
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Bartender | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Bartender: “What’s the matter buddy?” Man: “I caught my wife in bed with my best friend.” Bartender: “What did you do?” Man: “I told her to get the hell out!” Bartender: “What about your friend?” Man: “I looked him straight in the eyes and said ‘bad dog!’”
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Baby Corn | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
What did Baby Corn say to Mama Corn?" "Where's Pop Corn
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Maria went home | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Maria went home happy, telling her mother about how she earned $20 by climbing a tree. Her mom responded, "Maria, they just wanted to see your panties!" Maria replied, "See Mom, I was smart, I took them off!"
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A husband suspected | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A husband suspected his wife was cheating on him. He explained his situation to a pet shop owner who replied, "I have a parrot that will let you know daily what goes on in your house. The bird has no legs, so he holds onto his perch with his penis." Reluctantly, the husband brought the bird home. At the end of the first day, the man asked the bird, "Did anything happen today?" The parrot said, "Yes, the milk man came over." The man asked, "What did he do with my wife?" The bird said, "I don’t know; I got hard and fell."
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friend of mine | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A Christian friend of mine said that sex between two men is wrong in their eyes. I said, ‘You’re right, it’s supposed to be up the bum
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Girlfriend birthday joke | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
My girlfriend’s 🤷♀️birthday is in two days.And she told me “Nothing would make me happier than a diamond ring”.So I bought her nothing!😁😁😁✌
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boy walks | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A boy walks in on his mom and dad having sex. He asks, "What are you doing?" The dad replies, "Making you a brother or sister!" The boy says, "Well, do her doggy style I want a puppy."
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more letters | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
What has more letters than the alphabet?" "The post office!
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A guy believed | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A guy believed that his wife is cheating on him, so he hired a private investigator. The cheapest he could find was a Chinese man. This was the Chinese PI's report about what he found: "Most honorable, sir. You leave house. I watch house. He come to house. I watch. He and she leave house. I follow. He and she go in hotel. I climb tree. I look in window. He kiss she. He strip she. She strip he. He play with she. She play with he. I play with me. I fall out tree. I not see. No fee. Cheng Lee.
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How was school today | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Mother: "How was school today, Patrick?" Patrick: "It was really great mum! Today we made explosives!" Mother: "Ooh, they do very fancy stuff with you these days. And what will you do at school tomorrow?" Patrick: "What school?"
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banana split | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Where do you learn to make a banana split?" "Sundae school
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belt go to jail | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Why did the belt go to jail? It held up a pair of pants.
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A blonde was swerving | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A blonde was swerving all over the road and driving very badly, so she got pulled over by a cop. The cop walked up to her window and asked, "Miss, why are you driving so recklessly?" The blonde said, "I'm sorry sir, but wherever I go, there's always a tree in front of me and I can't seem to get away from it!" The cop looked at her and said, "Ma'am, that's your air freshener!"
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Samoan climb | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
How did the Samoan climb the tree? He didn't. He scared the limbs out of it.
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best smelling insect | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
What's the best smelling insect?" "A deodor-ant
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