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sell curtains | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Santa enters a shop that sell curtains. He announces to Gurdaya, the salesman, 'I would like to buy a pair of green curtains.' The salesman assures him that they had a large selection of green curtains. Gurdaya shows him several patterns, but Santa seems to be having a hard time choosing. Finally, he selects a smashing green floral print. The salesman asked what size curtains he requires.
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interview joke funny | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you?" Man: "Yes!" Reporter: "Name?" Man: "Abdul Al-Rhazim." Reporter: "Sex?" Man: "Three to five times a week." Reporter: "No no! I mean male or female?" Man: "Yes, male, female... sometimes camel." Reporter: "Holy cow!" Man: "Yes, cow, sheep... animals in general." Reporter: "But isn't that hostile?" Man: "Yes, horse style, dog style, any style." Reporter: "Oh dear!" Man: "No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch.
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whats your number | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Boy: Girl, whats your number? Girl: I have a boyfriend Boy: I have a math test Girl: What? Boy: Aren't we talking about things we cheat on?
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redhead are running | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. They run into an old barn and hide in potato sacks. The officer chasing them walks into the barn looking for them. He kicks the first sack with the redhead inside and the redhead says, "Woof woof!" The cop thinks it's a dog, so he walks to the next one. He kicks the second bag with the brunette, and she says, "Meow meow!" The cop believes it's a cat and moves on. He kicks the third bag with the blonde, and the blonde yells, "Potato potato!"
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the egg say | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
What did the egg say after he was put in a pot of boiling water? I just got laid by a chick and now I'm getting hard.
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Super hero jokes | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Boy: I am a super hero, guess my name? Girl: Superman? Ironman? . . . . . . Boy: Watchman who saves owners lives.😁
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married for 30 years | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A man and woman had been married for 30 years, and in those 30 years, they always left the lights off when having sex. He was embarrassed and scared that he couldn't please her, so he always used a big dildo on her. All these years she had no clue. One day, she decided to reach over and flip the light switch on and saw that he was using a dildo. She said "I knew it, asshole, explain the dildo!" He said, "Explain the kids!"
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babies come from | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug, and have sex.” The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy’s vagina. That’s how you get a baby, honey.” The child seems to comprehend. “Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy’s penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?” “Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry.”
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shrinking my clothes | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
I thought the dryer was shrinking my clothes. Turns out it was the refrigerator all along
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don’t trust stairs | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
I don’t trust stairs because they’re always up to something.
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the newscaster | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A blonde is watching the news with her husband when the newscaster says, "Six Brazilian men die in a skydiving accident." The blonde starts crying to her husband, sobbing, "That's horrible!" Confused, he replies, "Yes Dear, it is sad, but they were skydiving, and there is always that risk involved." After a few minutes, the blonde, still sobbing, says, "How many is a Brazilian?"
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graveyard looks | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be dying to get in
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nothing special | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Two men were talking. "So, how's your sex life?" "Oh, nothing special. I'm having Social Security sex." "Social Security sex?" "Yeah, you know, I get a little each month, but not enough to live on.”
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using the bathroom | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom? Because the 'P' is silent
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receptionist | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
What does the receptionist at a sperm bank say as clients leave? Thanks for coming!
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What does a lemon say | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
What does a lemon say when it answers the phone?" "Yellow!
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invented dancing | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Teacher: “Who do you think invented dancing, children?” - Little Johnny: “My guess is a big Irish family with just one bathroom.” 😋😋😋😋
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song about burritos | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
I wrote a song about burritos. It's a rap
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egg drive | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
What kind of car does an egg drive?" "A yolkswagen
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favorite memories | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
One of my favorite memories as a kid was when my brothers used to put me inside a tire and roll me down a hill. They were Goodyears!
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A young woman | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A young woman asked her mom if she could go out for some fries and eat them with friends for 2 hours. Her mom said, "Sure." However, the daughter went to her boyfriends and had sex with him for 2 hours. When she came back home, her mom asked her how the fries were. The daughter replied, "Nice!" The mom said, "I can tell you enjoyed them; there's still mayonnaise dripping from your face."
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put the cat out | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Dad, can you put the cat out?" "I didn't know it was on fire
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call a blonde | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
What do you call a blonde with a brain? A golden retriever.
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difference between your boyfriend | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
What's the difference between your boyfriend and a condom? Condoms have evolved: They're not so thick and insensitive anymore.
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Santa returns | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Santa returns from his first day at school and immediately questions his father, 'Dad, today we had a spelling class. All the other kids could only say half the alphabet, but I knew the whole thing. Is that because I am a Sardar?' 'No son, that's because you are intelligent.' Santa seemed content with the answer, asks his father another question, 'Dad, today we had Maths class. All the other kids could only count from 1-10, I could count from 1 to 20. Is this because I am a Sardar ?' 'No son, that's because you are intelligent,' replies his father. Happy with the answer, Santa poses another question to his father, 'Dad, today we had medical examination, all the other boys were shorter than me, I was at least twice their height. Is that because I am a Sardar ?' The father replies, 'No son, that's because you are 33 years old.'
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oral and a rectal | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
What's the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer? The taste!
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A blonde gets lost | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A blonde gets lost and calls for directions. The operator asks which cross streets she's at. The blonde replies, "I'm on the corner of Walk and Do Not Walk."
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skeleton walks | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A skeleton walks into a bar and says, 'Hey, bartender. I'll have one beer and a mop
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prostitute | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Two men visit a prostitute. The first man goes into the bedroom. He comes out ten minutes later and says, "Heck. My wife is better than that." The second man goes in. He comes out ten minutes later and says, "You know? Your wife IS better."
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Girlfriend birthday joke | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
My girlfriend’s 🤷♀️birthday is in two days.And she told me “Nothing would make me happier than a diamond ring”.So I bought her nothing!😁😁😁✌
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woman places | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A woman places an ad in the local newspaper. “Looking for a man with three qualifications: won’t beat me up, won’t run away from me, and is great in bed.” Two days later her doorbell rings. “Hi, I’m Tim. I have no arms so I won’t beat you, and no legs so I won't run away.” “What makes you think you are great in bed?” the woman retorts. Tim replies, “I rang the doorbell, didn’t I?”
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example of Coincidence | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Teacher:Can anyone give me an example of Coincidence? Sunny:Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day same time. Teacher: How old is ur father. Sunny:As old as I am. Teacher:How is it possible? Sunny:He became father only after I was born.
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12 inches long | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.
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Can February | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Can February March? No, but April May.
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blonde yells | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. They run into an old barn and hide in potato sacks. The officer chasing them walks into the barn looking for them. He kicks the first sack with the redhead inside and the redhead says, "Woof woof!" The cop thinks it's a dog, so he walks to the next one. He kicks the second bag with the brunette, and she says, "Meow meow!" The cop believes it's a cat and moves on. He kicks the third bag with the blonde, and the blonde yells, "Potato potato!"
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paedophilia | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
The thing I don’t get about paedophilia… Why the hell do kids find old men in dirty raincoats so sexy?
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pick their nose | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
You know, people say they pick their nose, but I feel like I was just born with mine
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facial hair | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
I used to hate facial hair...but then it grew on me
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blonde tip | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Why did the blonde tip toe near the medicine cabinet? Because she didn't want to wake the sleeping pills!!
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wife and daughter | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A family is at the dinner table. The son asks the father, “Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?” The father, surprised, answers, “Well, son, a woman goes through three phases. In her 20s, a woman’s breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s and 40s, they are like pears, still nice, hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions.” “Onions?” the son asks. “Yes. You see them and they make you cry.” This infuriated his wife and daughter. The daughter asks, “Mom, how many different kinds of willies are there?” The mother smiles and says, “Well, dear, a man goes through three phases also. In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30s and 40s, it’s like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50s, it’s like a Christmas tree.” “A Christmas tree?” the daughter asks. “Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration.”
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A blonde was swerving | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A blonde was swerving all over the road and driving very badly, so she got pulled over by a cop. The cop walked up to her window and asked, "Miss, why are you driving so recklessly?" The blonde said, "I'm sorry sir, but wherever I go, there's always a tree in front of me and I can't seem to get away from it!" The cop looked at her and said, "Ma'am, that's your air freshener!"
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fucking racist | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you fucking racist.
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Adele cross the road | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Why did Adele cross the road? To say hello from the other side.
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blonde girlfriend | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. "Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents." Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?" "Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like, hello? It's only 25 cents!"
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problem with scientists | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
What's the problem with scientists? Periodically they're wrong.
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little boy caught | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A little boy caught his mom and dad having sex. After, he asked, "What were you and daddy doing?" The mom said, "We were baking a cake." A few days later, the little boy asked his mom, "Were you and daddy baking a cake?" She said yes, and asked him how he knew. He answered, "Because I licked the frosting off the couch
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find a tiny Coke | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Where can you go to find a tiny Coke? Mini-soda.
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hotel lobby turns | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A man in a hotel lobby turns to go to the front desk, but he accidentally runs into a woman beside him and his elbow bumps into her breast. They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says, "Ma'am, if your heart is soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me." She replies, "If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 436."
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fish wearing | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?" "Sofishticated
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job I can really | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Making mirrors is a job I can really see myself doing.
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