2212+ best relax quotes 2024

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I can’t have another crisis! I didn’t get it on the schedule!

The best thing about Monday is Tuesday!

Putting on my yoga pants took my stress down a whole level!

Chocolate and wine can’t solve my problems but they sure take my stress level down a notch!

Trying to get me to relax is like herding cats. It’s impossible!

I have all my browser windows open. Help!

The best way to reduce stress is to stay true to who I am.

If you hand me a stress ball, I’ll just throw it at you!

Today was stressful but I didn’t shave my head or anything!

I heard the best way to reduce work stress was to call in sick! Maybe tomorrow?

I keep forgetting how lucky I am to have this great job. Remind me!

This pressure would be fine if it made diamonds!

I thought I didn’t have time to relax, but I don’t have time not to relax!

Learning how to breathe and enjoy life again!

I am working too hard at this. Today I vow to let things happen the way they should!

Striving for peace of mind and peace in my heart!

I am putting myself first today and letting stress go.

Practicing being the calm before the storm and the person other people can count on!

Working hard on letting go of the little things and enjoying life again!

Letting the workweek go and looking forward to me time!

Chill and relaxing caption for Instagram.

Reconnecting with myself and loving what I am finding!

I am learning how to handle stress so I can handle all the success that is coming my way!

When stress gets to me, I remind myself that a year from now I won’t remember any of this.

Every day I tell myself I can handle any stress that comes my way. Today I proved that!

Can’t help but have a positive attitude after seeing the beautiful places in the world!

A change of scenery makes all the difference in understanding the most important things in life.

What a relief to not schedule every day. I am floating through this time off like a leaf on the wind.

Reconnecting with myself and loving what I am finding!

Trying new things and letting go of fear. What a relief!

I deserve this after the stress of last year. We all deserve it!

On this journey, I found my smile again!

Spending time in nature is the best stress reducer!

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Facebook is like jail, you sit around and waste time, write on walls, and get poked by people you don’t know.

Isn’t it funny how day by day nothing changes but when you look back everything is different.

Practice makes perfect but then nobody is perfect so what’s the point of practicing?

When a door closes another door should open, but if it doesn’t then go in through the window.

Life is like a hot bath. It feels good while you’re in it, but the longer you stay in, the more wrinkled you get.

Don’t worry if plan A fails, there are 25 more letters in the alphabet.

Facebook is like jail, you sit around and waste time, write on walls, and get poked by people you don’t know.

You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself any direction you choose – Dr. Seuss

Hot coffee and cold winter morning are two of the best soulmates who ever did find each other.

Work is the greatest thing in the world. So we should always save some of it for tomorrow – Don Herold

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of god woman, eat a salad.

I don’t need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.

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Feeling as cool as my iced coffee.

When I’m wearing a crewneck sweatshirt, there’s not a worry in my world.

Casually channeling my inner couch potato.

Let’s slow down for a second, and see where we go.

Until further notice, assume I’m out of the office.

Self-care and chill.

The only thing you should chase on a Saturday is the next episode.

‘Tis the season to stay snuggled up as long as possible.

Sorry, I couldn’t see you through the cucumbers on my eyes.

Fact: There’s nothing that can’t be cured by a facial and lots of coconut oil.

Thinking only pillow thoughts.

When life gets messy, turn it into a mud mask.

You can always find me hanging in a bubble bath.

Girl, you are getting there.

Trying to chill out, but this is new for me.

Has anyone seen my chill? I must have left it somewhere.

Pace yourself. Life is a marathon, and you’re sprinting through it without any water breaks.

It’s OK to take a break every once in a while. That’s the only way you can prepare for the next adventure.

Hang loose and love freely.

Don’t ever forget that you’re a human being.

It’s possible to be strong and exhausted at the same time.

Taking time to relax, because life can be a rush.

Perfectly content with where I’m at right now.

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When I think about quitting, I tell myself all the reasons I started this crazy journey.

Working hard to be the rainbow at the end of someone’s cloud today.

The best way to reduce stress is to stay true to who I am.

I have learned not to play anyone else’s silly games.

This must be the art of doing nothing at all.

Note to self: Doing nothing is sort of fun. Let’s do it again sometime.

Just trying to find some peace and quiet in this busy city with all the bright lights.

When in doubt, zen it out.

My brain has been running at a mile a minute, and I don’t even like cardio.

Messy buns and ordering pizza with my roommates.

I’ve been feeling a lot better since I broke up with stress.

Peace, love, and laying on the couch.

Today is a new day and I will put myself first.

I turned my Type A work personality into a Type A vacation personality!

Finally putting myself first and enjoying this beautiful vacation!

I put that load down for a while. It will be waiting for me next week!

Getting back in touch with me again!

Starting to appreciate all the beautiful people and places again!

Recharging my batteries with new people and new places!