2334+ New Insta Captions For Selfies 2024 {updated}

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Decluttering my life like Marie Kondo

Life is simple It’s just not easy

You can’t live a full life on an empty stomach

Get out there and live a little

I’m not high maintenance, you’re just low effort

Whatever is good for your soul, do that

The way you speak to yourself matters the most

You can regret a lot of things but you’ll never regret being kind

Being happy never goes out of style

A little contour and confidence

Smile a little more, regret a little less

Grow through what you go through

I don’t know where I’m going, but I’m on my way

Oh hey there

Sunday funday

Let it be

You do you

I can show you the world

I’ll do me

Morning gram

Mentally at the beach

All about the vibe

I woke up like this

Escape the ordinary

Some days start better than others

Today I will be as useless as the ‘g’ in lasagna

Life is like a box of chocolates; sometimes you just dig out the good center parts and leave all the undesirable rest to waste

There is no such thing as a perfect person, but someone’s heart can have a perfect intention

Throw sass around like confetti

Hella heart eyes for you

Let it hurt and then let it go

Less perfection, more authenticity

Life happens, coffee helps

Smile big, laugh often

Crazy hair, don’t care

Coffee and confidence

But first, let me take a selfie

Don’t dream of it Train for it

Live more, worry less

All I really need is a passport

Start somewhere

Be happy, it drives people crazy

Create your own sunshine

Life is too short for bad vibes

Maybe she’s born with it

Better an Oops, than a what if

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You never know what you have until you have cleaned your house

Another fine day ruined by responsibilities

I put the ‘Pro’ in procrastinate

Today is one of those days that even my coffee needs a coffee

Be a cupcake in a world of muffins

Going to bed early Not going to a party Not leaving my house My childhood punishments has become my adult goals

There’s no ‘we’ in fries

Morning coffee, because anything else is worthless

May your coffee be hot and your eyeliner even

Maybe she’s born with it, maybe it’s an Instagram filter

At least my pizza still loves me

If I was funny, I would have a good Instagram caption

I need a six month holiday, twice a year

It’s not a phase mom, it’s who I am

Vodka may not be the answer but it’s worth a shot

My bed is a magical place I suddenly remember everything I had to do

If there would be an award for being lazy, I would send someone to pick it up for me

When nothing goes right, go left

Sure, I do marathons On Netflix

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If you were looking for a sign, here it is

Remember that happiness is a way of travel – not a destination

Just because you’re awake doesn’t mean you should stop dreaming

Be yourself, there’s no one better

Stress less and enjoy the best

Do whatever makes you happiest

Some beautiful paths can’t be discovered without getting lost

Self-love is the best love

Why chase you when I’m the catch

Life is like photography, we develop from negatives

And it’s all fun and games until somebody falls in love

Things I used to trip on, I walk over now

Look for the magic in every moment

Don’t be afraid of your shadow; it’s really just a constant reminder that there’s light all around you

She was simple like quantum physics

Life isn’t perfect but your outfit can be

People will stare Make it worth their while

Some days you just have to create your own sunshine

Keep your heels, head, and standards high

You have to believe the changes you’ve already made

She acts like summer and walks like rain

Life is better when you’re laughing

Be more of you, and less of them

Maybe she’s born with it

It’s not a phase mom, it’s who I am

Self love is the best love

As beautiful on the inside as I am on the outside

Be a stiletto in a room full of flats

Smile big, laugh often

Some days you just have to create your own sunshine

Being happy never goes out of style

Pretty in pink

I was born to stand out

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U is for U and me

One soul, two bodies

Love is beautiful, sisterhood is better

You’re my Mary Kate and I’m your Ashley

Fairies are realthey are called sisters

I cannot see heaven being much better than this

Keep your heels, head, and standards high

Live for today, plan for tomorrow, party tonight

I wish tonight could last forever so we never have to say goodbye

It might feel like the end, but it’s really a new beginning

Cinderella never asked for a prince

Don’t mistake my kindness for weakness

Make them stop and stare

% Savage, % Sweetheart

Smile, it confuses people

I’m everything you want, but can’t have

Confidence level = selfie with no filter

Today is officially under construction

I woke up like this

Morning coffee, because anything else is worthless

Coffee and confidence

May your coffee be hot and your eyeliner even

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode

Maybe she’s born with itmaybe it’s an Instagram filter

But first, let me take a selfie

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Sure, I do marathons On Netflix

I need a six month holiday, twice a year

Sending my selfie to NASA, because I’m a star

Home is wherever the food is

I just want someone to look at me the way I look at food

There is no we in food

We go together like cupcakes and frosting

You can’t live a full life on an empty stomach

Yea, dating is cool But, have you ever had stuffed crust pizza?