1123+ funny birthday wishes for cousins 2024

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Happy Birthday to the most beautiful person – Outside and Inside.

Just dropped in to wish you a birthday full of happiness.

Happy Birthday my dear Cousin! May you live to be old and toothless.

Don’t Keep Calm, Because it is your Birthday! Have a Happy Birthday!

Cousins are so awesome! Well, at least yours is. Happy birthday cuz!

Dropped in to wish you a birthday fulla smiles! Happy Birthday once again.

I didn’t forget your birthday, I just forgot today’s date!

Happy Birthday from your favorite Cousin.

Finally, I got a chance to give you a big hug! Happy Birthday my lovely Cousin.

You’re getting more smarter, more young and more enthusiastic with every passing birthday.

Sending you Birthday wishes wrapped with all my love…Have a very Happy Birthday Cousin.

I was gonna make you a wine cake but now I am drunk this is just a cake.

With growing age, your looks go perfect….with new wrinkle on your cheeks!

Here is one more wonderful year to experience and enjoy this world. Live it.

I know your real age 😉 Happy Birthday my sweet cousin.

Have an amazing birthday. It only comes one day a year so do something to make it memorable. Happy Birthday!!

Happiness looks gorgeous on you..Keep Smiling..Happy Birthday.

I hope that for every candle on your cake you get a wonderful surprise. Happy Birthday!

Not just a year older, but a year better. Happy Birthday!

May we celebrate each other’s birthdays together until we’re too old to remember whose is whose! Happy birthday!

Don’t tell the others, but you’re definitely my coolest cousin. Happy birthday!

Happy birthday to a cousin who is funny, sexy, popular and successful! Hold on… did I say ‘to’? I meant to say ‘from’. Happy birthday you cheeky thing!

It’s your birthday! Now you can do whatever you want! Wait… you do that anyway. Happy birthday to my favourite cousin! Love you lots.

Happy birthday to the family member I’m least ashamed to be related to. Happy birthday my dear cousin!

Now you’ve got to start acting your age instead of your shoe size! Happy birthday to one of the best people I know.

Even if we weren’t related, I’d still probably choose to hang out with you! Happy birthday cuz!

You have been by my side since the beginning! I feel so lucky to have shared so many incredible memories with you and for having you to celebrate with and lean on all these years! Thanks so much for your kindness, love and for all the belly laughs! Happy birthday cousin — here’s to many more!

Where do I begin? When you’ve got a lifetime’s worth of memories to choose from, it’s difficult to know where to start. So I’ll start at the beginning. The day you were born, I received the best gift I could imagine — a lifelong friend! I love you like a sibling. Happy birthday cousin!

Cousins are a little slice of childhood. I’m grateful I had you in my life to love, cherish, and annoy. Happy birthday!

Cousins always know when to hold you and more importantly when to challenge you. Thanks for helping me grow as a person even when I didn’t want to. Happy birthday cousin!

I don’t really need to wish you “happy birthday” since I’m certain that your birthday will be a happy occasion. That’s because I’m going to be there. What could be better.

There are some people that always know the words to bring a smile to your face. You are that person to me! Have a wonderful birthday and thanks so much for always looking out for me. Happy birthday cuzzie!

The moments we’ve spent together have been some of the best in my life. I;m so grateful to have a cousin like you! May every moment of your birthday be as wonderful as you are!

Cousin, I just wanted to wish you a happy birthday! May it be filled with family, laughter and great memories.

We’re cousins by blood, sisters at heart and friends by choice. Happy birthday special cousin!

Happy birthday to my crazy, wonderful, hilarious and truly amazing cousin! I feel so lucky to have been able to grow up alongside you and I can’t wait for all the exciting adventures in our future! Love you so much!

You mean the absolute world to me, because you are the type of person who gives so unselfishly. I hope to be even half the person you are one day. Happy birthday!

You are a beautiful person, inside and out. I hope you always remember that. But if you don’t, I’ll be right here to remind you. Happy birthday beautiful cousin!

Growing up with you was the greatest gift I ever received. Today, I want you to know how grateful I am to have you in my life and for all the special memories. Here’s to many more!

Happy Belated Birthday Cousin

Sorry I missed your birthday! Luckily it’s the first one since you’ve been born, so maybe you’ll cut me some slack! Happy birthday cuz.

Happy belated birthday cousin! Sorry I missed your birthday. I heard it was spectacular! Can’t wait to make it up to you!

One day you were born, and the rest is legendary! Sorry I missed the big day, don’t worry I’ll make the next one extra special. Happy birthday cousin!

I know I’m late to the party, but I wanted to say just how much you mean to me. Thanks for always being there and for knowing exactly what to say. Happy belated birthday cousin!

Happy birthday beautiful cousin. Even though you are no longer with us, I still think of you everyday. Thank you for the way you touched my life and for watching over me now. I can still feel your presence. I’ll never forget the time we were lucky enough to share.

I always knew you were the kind of person whose impact on this world would leave a lasting impression. I know because you’d already impacted my life for the better in so many ways. Miss you so much. Happy birthday special cousin.

I look to the stars and the sky in heaven on this day, and send love and hugs and kisses your way. Missing you always. Happy birthday cousin.

Happy birthday to someone who is forever young.

There is nothing greater than being blessed with such a wonderful cousin. Happy Birthday.

Happy Birthday my crazy, wonderful, hilarious and truly amazing cousin.

Even though we’re just cousins to the outside world. I consider you one of my closest friends in my heart. Happy Birthday Cousin.

Close your eyes make a wish and hope for all good things to come to you. Happy Birthday Cousin.

A cousin is a readymade friend for life. Happy Birthday my beautiful Cousin..!!

Happy Birthday. The sky’s the limit for an incredible cousin like you. I hope you have the most memorable celebration ever!The-quotes-master-cousin-quotes-fb-84

A cousin is a little bit of childhood that can never be lost. Happy Birthday to the dearest Cousin.

Wishing you many more candles and a cake big enough to fit them all on.

Blow out the candles, wish away, you are the superstar of the day. Happy Birthday!

I cherish the beautiful bond we share! Happy Birthday dear Cousin.

There are lots of good people in the world. One of them would like to wish you a happy birthday.

I hope you have a beautiful day and get at least half of what you want! Happy Birthday!

Wishing you the happiest of birthdays.

May this year be the best of your life, until the next one. Happy birthday!

For your birthday, I wanted to give you something that was both funny and charming, but then I remembered you already have me in your life.

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Dear COUSIN..Just like a diamond, you are precious..I just love having you in my life..Happy Birthday.

A birth is a beautiful thing, especially when it results in a beautiful person like you. That’s why I celebrate your birthday.

The warmest birthday wishes to my beloved cousin! May this day be a special one to remember.

GOD made us Cousins because he knew our mothers could not handle us as siblings. Happy Birthday my dear cousin.

I don’t care how much time passes between visits, I always feel like we were just together. I love being your Cousin! Happy Birthday!The-quotes-master-cousin-quotes-fb-86

How do you expect me to remember your birthday, when you never look any older? Belated Happy birthday!

We’ve always had fun, we always shared great times, I’m so glad that you’re a cousin of mine! Happy Birthday to you!

Some words of wisdom for your birthday: “Smile while you still have teeth!” Congratulations!

I was gonna give you something awesome for your birthday, but the mailman made me get out of the mailbox.

You get older every year, but I don’t want to remember that. Just enjoy and don’t eat my portion of cake.

Today one of your secret is going to be revealed. So, get ready for the blast. Happy birthday.

Candles on the cake don’t determine your age. So save the wax, and bake more cake. Happy Birthday.

HEY COUSIN HE’RE WISHING YOU “A GREAT BIG” HAPPY BIRTHDAY! YEAH!!

May this wonderful day bring loads of fun and laugher in your journey of life. Happy Bday.

You are one of my coolest cousins and I wish you a wonderful Birthday!

As a cousin I am wishing you a very Happy Birthday.

You think you are special JUST because it’s your birthday today..No way you’re special every day!!!

Happy Birthday. I promise I won’t tell how old you really are!

Stay mischievous and happy throughout your life, Happy Birthday my beloved Cousin.

The older you get the better you get unless you’re a banana. Happy Birthday 😉

Happy Birthday! Isn’t it? Wait, let me just confirm it on Facebook.

Only if discovery showed animals celebrating their birthdays..Yes! You’d be on television!

Another year closer to getting those senior citizen seats on buses! Happy birthday.

You are just getting younger in reverse! Happy Birthday my fabulous Cousin!

There were a lot of famous people born on your birthday. Too bad you aren’t one.

Hey cousin, may you have a fun filled birthday celebration and I wish you more birthdays to come.

Thinking of you on your Birthday..and wishing you happiness always!The-quotes-master-cousin-quotes-fb-85

Happy Birthday. OMG the room is getting hotter! Please call the fire department or blow these candles before it gets on fire.

Next year, arrange a big cake so that the number of candles fit on the cake easily. Wishing you a happy birthday.

A Birthday is just the first day of another 365-day journey around the sun. Enjoy the trip..Happy Birthday..!!

Happy Birthday to the best cousin ever! I am so lucky to have you & I love you.

Dear Cousin, It’s your birthday. So, get ready to check the notifications for next 24 hours.

I love celebrating with you. Thanks for having a birthday and giving us a reason.

Don’t think of it as getting older, think of it as becoming a classic.

Dear Cousin, Thinking of you and wishing you all the best on your birthday.

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I tried to find one of the best cards for you, but in the end I could manage only this. Have a wonderful celebration.

Your small cake doesn’t have enough space to fit all those candles and also our appetite.

The best secret that is yet to be revealed is your true age. Lol 🙂 Happy Birthday.

Many of my favorite memories are from growing up with you. Happy Birthday Cousin.

Happy Birthday Cousin and my heartfelt condolences to you for aging up!

Happy Birthday to you my dear cousin! It’s an extraordinary day to celebrate for you now have one more year to live and a brilliant future to suspect.

I just re wrapped the gift you got me last year…I hope you don’t mind 😉 HBD.

HAPPINESS IS..having the world’s best cousin.The-quotes-master-cousin-quotes-fb-88

My life has been complete because of the presence of people like you who is always there for me, in sorrows and in joy. You are so special to me, my dear cousin, and I wish you a lovely birthday!

No matter how old you are, you don’t look it! Happy Birthday!

Nobody really cares about clapping and singing the happy birthday song, what everyone really has their eyes on, is the cake. Happy Birthday 😉

Dear Cousin, Have you ever wondered why I’ve kept you around for so long? You know too many of my secrets. Happy Birthday!

Another year gone, how fast the numbers of candles on the cake are rising. Happy Bday.

May every glowing candle on your cake transform into a wish that will turn into reality. Happy Birthday!

Even if we are only cousins, I want you to know that I consider you as one of my best friends. Many more happy returns of the day.

I want to be the first one to wish you a Happy Birthday! Have a FANTASTIC birthday!

Another birthday comes by with more candles on your cake and less hairs on your head!

Happy Birthday my awesome cousin. More candles are on their way to join your cake. Hope you’ll be able to see them very soon.

Can’t tell you how cute you’ll look with all that cake on your face. Happy Birthday.

It is your birthday today, my beloved cousin. Enjoy the day and may you get nothing but only the best. Happy Birthday!

Think of Birthdays this way : You are not getting older, You are getting wiser. Happy Birthday!

One day sky was crying. I asked him why are you crying today. He told me i have lost my beautiful star. It was a day when you were born. HAPPY BIRTHDAY Cutie.

Hope someday you’ll enjoy a delicious cake without any tooth. Best wishes on your Birthday.

You’re not getting older, you’re getting better. Happy Birthday!

May your Facebook wall be filled with Birthday wishes from people you’ve never met, haven’t seen in years, or genuinely couldn’t care any less about.

You celebrate this day as your birthday and I shall celebrate our friendship at the same time. Hope you have a great birthday.

You are always thought of in a very special way, and you’re wished the finest things in life. Today and everyday! Happy Birthday.

Happy Birthday! Go ahead – snuff out the candles. I have the fire department on speed dial.

Once a year I get the chance to wish you Birthday cheer. I wish you another great year and amazing day!

Let’s celebrate your birthday and stop worrying about your age..It’s too late!

You are not only my FAVORITE COUSIN, you’re also my favorite person in the world, a constant source of Joy and Wonder. Happy Birthday!

The secret of living a long life is simple – just continue breathing. I wish you a healthy and long life, happy birthday to you!

Happy birthday sweetie may all your dreams come true, and on this day of happiness i send my love to you.

It’s another day 4 u. God picked another petals on your flower, wishing your flowers may bloom for year.

Congratulations on your Birthday! If someone says that you’re getting old, don’t listen to him and throw your artificial teeth set or hit with your walking stick!

You’re not getting older. You’re just a little closer to dying! Happy Bday!

I’m glad you’re my cousin! You deserve all happiness and love in the world. Happy Birthday.The-quotes-master-cousin-quotes-fb-87

Nothing could make me happier than sending this birthday message to you!

Congratulations on your special day, but please be careful and don’t burn your house with so many candles on your cake.

You seems to be like a fine wine, you keep getting better with age.

On your Birthday, I wish you get stuffs like, fun, romance, love, peace, and friendship. These are all the things which are free of cost.

I hope your lungs have enough power to blow up the entire candle at one go. Happy Birthday.

You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime. Happy Birthday!

Belated Birthday Wishes to my dear cousin. I didn’t forget, It’s just fashionably late.

Happy Birthday to someone old enough to have lived through the hardships of not being able to Google something.

I hope your Birthday is full of Sunshine and Rainbows and Love and Laughter..

I spent the day searching the internet for the perfect birthday message. Then I gave up. Happy Birthday!

Your Birthday reminds me of the old Chinese scholar..YUNG NO MO.

Just think. Now you’re one step closer to the senior citizen discount at the movies.

Happy Birthday my dearest Cousin. May you live to be so old that your driving terrifies people.

Your birthday should be a national holiday. I’ll be the first to volunteer to take a day off work in your honor.

Today, you have added another year to your age! May it come with hope, joy and enormous wishes of life for you..Happy Birthday to you!

Anything suits on you. But when you wear smile, you rock! Keep smiling! Happy Birthday!

Oh, your another birthday has arrived? But it really seems only yesterday that you were a whole year younger! God bless you dear!

Never doubt on yourself. You’re always the best. Just continue to be like that. Happy Birthday.

It is the day when you were born and the world got such a expensive and most needed gift from God.

I wish your birthday was on the weekend every year, so I can celebrate all weekend.

I am sure this year gonna be your greatest, most wonderful, spectacular and successful year ever!

Wishing you a Happy Birthday because Facebook told me to 😉

A very good luck to the new chapter of your life.

When I think of the word youth, I think of you. That’s because the word “you” is contained in the word “youth.” I hope you are feeling youthful on your birthday.

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Stop having so many birthdays! Seriously, each year it gets more difficult to find you a gift.

You are exactly like wine. The more you mature, the better you taste. Have a wonderful birthday!

Hope you had a great birthday. I missed eating your cake on your birthday, so I plan to eat at least two desserts today to make up for it.

I didn’t really forget your special day, I just figured you deserved more than one. Belated Happy Birthday!

Don’t worry about your age. You are still younger than your next birthday. Have a special Celebration.

Happy Birthday to the new wrinkle on your face. Welcome to another set of gray hairs on your head.

Happy Birthday dear Cousin! There is something so great about being cousins. We are deeply connected like no other friendship can share.

Happy Birthday to the cutest Cousin on the planet.

May your blessings always exceed your age. Enjoy your birthday, and may you have many more to come.

Happy Birthday Cousin! I am sure God would have a tough time deciding the best birthday gift for you…!!

On this birthday, I am advising you to smile as much as possible because in the next you may not have all these teeth. Happy birthday to my dear Cousin!

It’s not official until I wish you Happy Birthday via Facebook.

Get older, but don’t change too much because I like you just the way you are now. Happy Birthday!

For you cousin, Happy Birthday to someone who is utterly fabulous.

It’s always good to have a birthday, but to me it’s another chance to eat lots more cakes.

Happy Birthday to the world’s best Cousin!

The older you get, the better you get. Unless you are a cookie 😉 Happy Bday.

Happy Birthday to one of the few people whose birthday I can remember without a Facebook reminder.

Enjoy your day, you’re not extinct yet! Happy Birthday!

Birthdays are just nature’s way of telling us to eat more cakes.